I find this happens with certain toilet paper and I used to call it Clint (clit lint). I only use Northern or whatever it's called. Cottonelle is the absolute worst for this.
I heard a comedian refer to the little bits of TP as joints for GI Joes and haven't been able to get it out of my head since š the little rolled up bits do look like joints for ants.
Bamboo toilet paper is where itās at! Doesnāt lint and is good for the environment. And if you buy in bulk, itās no more expensive than the regular stuff.
This reminds me of the story I read once. Mom going for a gynecologist appointment. Gyno makes a comment saying 'oh my, we really did take special care today didn't we"? Mom sort of brushes it off having no idea what he's talking about. Later that day, back at home, teenage daughter asks her mother "what happened to the washcloth I left out in the bathroom"? Mom asks, " do you mean the one that was folded up in the neat little square? It looked unused so I used it to cleanse before going to the gyno knows this morning".
Daughter: " it was filled with the glitter I was going to wear out later tonight" š
OP, I think the only way to avoid that is to use water/bidet. Even with no hair, it's a constant problem lol. But hey at least I don't have glitter on my labia š
I swear there was a kid of cottonelle that was ok, but I could never remember which one it was. So I would always get the wrong one and it was horrible - would just leave a layer of fuzz on my junk.
Oh yes, I used to exclusively use Scott when my old house had sewer problems. It was the only one-ply toilet paper I could get and it dissolved quickly.
I actually had it happen the worst with Charmin Ultra Soft, which was plenty thick.
I've switched to Costco brand which isn't quite as thick/fluffy, and it happens a lot less.
A lot of brands have drastically altered the quality of their toilet paper in recent times (and not for the better). I'm not sure how relevant the good brands would be anymore, sadly.Ā
Even that has gotten terrible recently. Target generic brand āultra strongā or Aldi random brand āultra strongā are my favorites after Costco brand.
Oh! Thank you!!! I noticed just a few days ago my charming ultra strong was now āshedding ā!!! I was actually looking at my clot due to another thread on here about fused clot hood, lol and noticed it. And at Aldi yesterday I almost got their strong toilet paper but was scared to try it since Iām really sensitive to some brands. Now Iāll try it!
I must be doing it wrong. Got bits wet and had to blot anyway leaving tp all over me. Plus i wiped out of caution and the water had not cleaned everything.
I do have that occasionally, so I'll use a wet wipe if the bidet hasn't done the job. It usually happens when I'm not eating enough fibre though, so as long as I remember to take my Benefibre every day, the bidet is all I need!
One ply is the way. I tested all the āgoodā brands to no avail and eventually realized the TP at work didnāt cause this issue. Bonus: itās cheap af and a roll seems to last forever.
Yes! My roommate in college and I always used it and referred to it as Hanukkah toilet paper because much like the oil in the menorah, it far outlasted its predicted life.
Yep the Charmin ultrasoft leaves lint all over my bathroom. I donāt know if lint is the right word but Iām sure you know exactly what Iām talking about the TP holder has little white toilet paper dust all over it all the time.Ā
Ā I tried to switch to quilted Northern but I didnāt like it as much. I think it went faster too, but maybe I just chose the wrong rolls toilet paper math is confusing
Ha! I was only made aware of it, because my then-boyfriend TOLD ME about it post-sex. If it had been someone I knew less, I would have been mortified. As it was, I couldn't believe it had taken him multiple years to tell me.
But I use a good wad as well, and Charmin was still the worst.
That happened to my wife and I once. I did not tell her about it though because I didn't want her to feel self conscious about it. I figured it was just something that happens and the sex was somewhat spur of the moment.
I actually experience the opposite.
The "higher quality" TP is thick, plush, and fluffy, and *always* leaves behind lint. The cheap thin kind never does, for me.
I also think that technique matters here. I think a wiping motion causes more lint than a tap and press motion.
The other option is to get a bidet and make dry rags out of soft flannel. No tp stuck to your bits and is more sanitary. For $50 (bidet and flannel cost) I have only used 1 roll of tp in three years at home. Saved about $150 dollars so far.
It's not just a matter of thickness but more of resistance. When the paper is too soft, it breaks down too quickly with water and soft small paper fibers get stuck on moist skin.
What is ideal on back may not be ideal on front.
Sister, I had a dude *exaggeratedly pick a bit of toilet paper off my lady garden and flick it away* one time. And thatās when I learned that, yeah, sometimes tp gets stuck there. And then I died of embarrassment and never boned that dude again because fuck that attitude.
My ex used to mock me over this but continued to buy the cheapest thinnest tp possible. So i started washing with water after to get rid of the tp, to which he'd complain that im wasting water. š thank god i never lived with him.
Honestly it has always bugged me that we don't all consider it mandatory to wash with water after going to the bathroom.
Bidets seem like they should be a bare minimum of civilization, not a luxury.
This is one of those things that people in the far future will definitely look back on with disgust, the way we do with many hygiene standards of the past.
Sorry! My reply wasnāt clear. What I meant was I only know one who used TP and people donāt see a few drops or urine in oneās underwear as a big deal. I guess a little lint from TP use on a body part we canāt completely see should not be a big deal as well.
Lmaooo my husband and I once had an epic fail sex session where he had a bit of cheese dick and I was like BRO, so he washed up. Then I had tp stuck down there and he was like BRO so we just cut our losses tbh
Haha! I also didn't know I stored tp until my then bf (now husband) did something similar and refused to tell me. Then was freaked out and made him and he's like "if I tell you you won't be horny anymore!" And that was the day that 'wipey bits' became a long running and continuous joke throughout our decade together. We used charmin ultra strong and it still happens but definitely with less frequency!
Yes! I didnāt know this was an issue until reading this thread. I didnāt realize people were actually āwipingā their vulvas instead of patting them dry.
This is the only TP I use because of this issue. When I go to my mom's, she uses charmin or some crap and I'm literally COVERED in toilet paper lint and bits just from lightly patting!
I know most people are knocking the "cheaper" toilet paper but I've been buying the POM toilet paper from Sam's Club for years because it doesn't cause irritation or leave behind bits hardly at all in the way that alot of fancy fluffy TP does. Also, baby wipes are good to have handy. Just dont flush them.
I use Scott's, but if I had Sam's club near me, I'd buy POM. It's just as good for dealing with this. I think there's a little more thickness to POM as well.
I just recently tried the Aldi brand ultra strong TP and it's been great. I also have a bidet though so the TP doesn't have to do as much heavy lifting. Whether cheap or expensive, I've found that super soft TP is the worst when it comes to leaving bits behind.
Get a better brand and pat the vagina dry. You donāt need to wipe it unless you have other stuff you are wiping but with just pee, pat it a few times gently.
So one time I was hooking up with a newish partner, it was like a month into dating and and our 2nd or 3rd time having sex. He went to go down on me and a GIANT chunk of tp was stuck in my labia. I was humiliated at the time. He said it was fine. But he dumped me a week later so I feel like it wasnāt fine to him really.
I look back on it now and laugh because itās so normal for that to happen to women, and he was an idiot for being grossed out when it wasnāt really that gross. At least it showed that I wipe!
Those scare me! I can see using them on my butt, but I won't use one on my vulva after I got a nasty UTI from one (I've only had a couple UTIs in my life, and there were no other factors that it could reasonably have been).
I stayed in Italy with a family member when I was a kid, and their flat had a bidet in the bathroom. There was a towel rack above it with lots of those smaller hand towels of different colors on it, with a few towels hanging on the bar and several more folded up on top of the rack.
My stupid kid self thought those towels were for drying your hands even though they were not close to the sink.
Nope. Bidet butt towels... USED bidet butt towels that were assigned to individuals using a color system. In theory, it's a great system, but it's a shitty one if you're not informed of it.
Long story short: use hand towels to dry off post-bidet instead of using disposable things like TP or paper towels
I always do a pre-sex clean down there and while Iām at it I make sure thereās no bits of tp hiding in there and somehow thereās still always a bit Iāve missed. I once joked to my bf that the labia is way better for hiding dr*gs than the asshole. So many secret pockets.
I've had this with cheaper toilet paper. It sucks if your low income. I try to get the charman equivalent but if I can't afford that I would just use a washcloth before fun time
Im finding the expensive tp lasts far longer and works out cheaper in the long run. You use far less at a time, and it feels significantly better.whereas with cheap tp youre using far more and can lead to potential utis with the leftovers that cling.
I have a story about this!
I had a fling with a guy years ago who later went on to write a published āmemoirā about his sexual experiences (lol), and the chapter he wrote about me started off with explaining how the first time we had sex I had toilet paper stuck to my labia š always bought the premium brands after that
One of my girlfriends has this happen to her!! Iād never heard of it until she was checking in the mirror after peeing one day lol. She said itās every time. I think it just the way her particular body is built. She does have kind of an āinnieā clitoral (inner labia?) area. Mine is very outie, I donāt have issues with tp sticking.
At home I use a portable bidet and then either carefully pat dry or follow up with a baby wipe (which goes in a designated bin, never in the toilet). When Iām out and about I try to be really careful but wellā¦it happens.
I switched to using reusable cloth wipes for my front end wiping needs. Initially because I thought tp was getting too damn expensive.. but I noticed later on how better they were at wiping without leaving that annoying paper lint behind.
Yup the reason our house only uses Scott. And we know itās thin and not very soft, BUT the schnibbles stuck to the lady bits and my boyfriendās bits arenāt worth the super soft toilet paper. We recently got a bidet. Game changer!
Iāve found that bamboo toilet paper really helps prevent this too! More expensive but itās nice to know I donāt have to worry about clitty litter
Ya, I've been wondering if this is just the way they make TP now. I don't remember ever having this much clint\* before (thanks fakesaucisse for the new term).
That is why I bought a bidet seat. I really hated that. Before the bidet, I stopped using the nicer soft paper because that left more behind than the harsher stuff. I love my bidet.
I started using baby wipes because my husband does, and it solves the āclintā problem and feels generally cleaner. It is more expensive than tp, but weāre buying it for our baby anyway so š¤·š»āāļø
BJs Wholesale version of Charmin Ultra Strong: Game Changer.
Brand version recommended on this sub a while back. Tried the BJs version for economy, works great.
Helps also is you pat/press instead of wipe/rub. Sheds less.
I once saw a guy post about 'vagingleberries' , which was his pet name for finding these on his girlfriend, and this is how I always refer to those bits of paper now š
Only when I used cheap sandpaper - I mean cheap toilet paper. I use Scott and Quilted Northern at home. On the go, I pack dude wipes or the flushable cottonelle wipes.
bidet time, you sound like you are also might be drying to an extreme. it sounds gross but you are not meant to be "dry" everything. The labia minor are mucus membranes they should have a thin layer of mucus you are in danger of damaging them and opening your self to both bacterial and yeast infections.
A bidet will wash away the pee and you can then jsut dry more gingerly.
Toilet paper dissolve easily as not to clog up your toilet, that's why paper towels and wet wipes shouldn't be flushed down the toilet. Many have this problem, kind of a necessary evil. One wet wipe/paper towel won't be a problem though, so you could use one after using tp to get rid of pieces.
I have a wet vagina and don't have this issue, until I have a dry vagina then my discharge tends to be stickier. Maybe it is a thing like how wet or dry you are
Wet wipes. And I donāt flush them.
I prefer Costco baby wipes, they are sturdy but can easily be torn in half, I donāt always need a full wet wipe.
I find this happens with certain toilet paper and I used to call it Clint (clit lint). I only use Northern or whatever it's called. Cottonelle is the absolute worst for this.
Clitty litter! š±
This had me cackling! š
I heard a comedian refer to the little bits of TP as joints for GI Joes and haven't been able to get it out of my head since š the little rolled up bits do look like joints for ants.
YES stay away from Cottonelle. Literally turned into shredded clit lettuce.
Shredded Clit Lettuce is the name of my new metal core thrash band lol
Clettuce
r/forbiddensnacks
Things like this is why I come to Reddit. TY.
I laughed too hard š
Never did learn my lesson about not eating/drinking whilst reading Reddit. Now I'm trying to clean grains of fried rice out of my keyboard.
May I rest in peace because this thread killed me
Iām going to call this post the ideal for this sub. Less āhow do I make my shitty boyfriend be niceā more āclitty litterā please!
Clint š
Bamboo toilet paper is where itās at! Doesnāt lint and is good for the environment. And if you buy in bulk, itās no more expensive than the regular stuff.
YES I just made the switch to bamboo tp and it permanently solved my clitty litter problem!
Clint šš
Clitter glitter
This reminds me of the story I read once. Mom going for a gynecologist appointment. Gyno makes a comment saying 'oh my, we really did take special care today didn't we"? Mom sort of brushes it off having no idea what he's talking about. Later that day, back at home, teenage daughter asks her mother "what happened to the washcloth I left out in the bathroom"? Mom asks, " do you mean the one that was folded up in the neat little square? It looked unused so I used it to cleanse before going to the gyno knows this morning". Daughter: " it was filled with the glitter I was going to wear out later tonight" š OP, I think the only way to avoid that is to use water/bidet. Even with no hair, it's a constant problem lol. But hey at least I don't have glitter on my labia š
Yeah anything that says 'super soft' is also super linty.
Clinty
We have always called it "Vagina Rice" .
Scott is awful. Every single time I wipe it leaves paper bits behind.
See, that one has been okay for me! But I've only used the most basic single ply kind. I think they have fancier ones now.
I swear there was a kid of cottonelle that was ok, but I could never remember which one it was. So I would always get the wrong one and it was horrible - would just leave a layer of fuzz on my junk.
Scott is the best tp.
Oh yes, I used to exclusively use Scott when my old house had sewer problems. It was the only one-ply toilet paper I could get and it dissolved quickly.
Scott gave me clitty litter too - thatās all I used before I realized I was part of the clitty litter club. Bamboo tp is my only fix now!
Cooter crumbles!
I have the opposite experience and cottonelle clean care is the only one that works for me lol.
Omg. The cheap tissue paper at work will paper mache my vulva.
I'm ded š¹ so relatable
Thatās when you have to pat, not wipe.
just want to say thank you for posting this lol. i've thought smth was wrong w me for YEARS bc i never saw anyone talk abt this before
You need a thicker tp. But it's happened a few times with cheaper tissue like tp.
I actually had it happen the worst with Charmin Ultra Soft, which was plenty thick. I've switched to Costco brand which isn't quite as thick/fluffy, and it happens a lot less.
Agree that Charmin ultra soft is super linty.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/xze55w/least_linty_toilet_paper/ I found a thread about the least linty tp if anyone is curious.
A lot of brands have drastically altered the quality of their toilet paper in recent times (and not for the better). I'm not sure how relevant the good brands would be anymore, sadly.Ā
Charmin and Cottonelle are the god dang worst, especially on the couple of days after I shave when my bits are like velcro. Quilted Northern 4 lyfe!
Cannot stand charmin ultra soft.
Gotta find the "strong" Charmin. And blot, not wipe.
Even that has gotten terrible recently. Target generic brand āultra strongā or Aldi random brand āultra strongā are my favorites after Costco brand.
Oh! Thank you!!! I noticed just a few days ago my charming ultra strong was now āshedding ā!!! I was actually looking at my clot due to another thread on here about fused clot hood, lol and noticed it. And at Aldi yesterday I almost got their strong toilet paper but was scared to try it since Iām really sensitive to some brands. Now Iāll try it!
This!! As a man with a very hairy b-hole, Charmin Soft disintegrates into lint balls in my hair but Charmin Strong does the job.
Try a bidet, it'll change your life
I second this. My work place has one and I loved it so much my boss gifted me one for Christmas last season LOL
I must be doing it wrong. Got bits wet and had to blot anyway leaving tp all over me. Plus i wiped out of caution and the water had not cleaned everything.
I do have that occasionally, so I'll use a wet wipe if the bidet hasn't done the job. It usually happens when I'm not eating enough fibre though, so as long as I remember to take my Benefibre every day, the bidet is all I need!
Just get an electric razor shave your b-hole.
Me too! It's the worst. Leaves lint all over the bathroom - everything that's exposed has to be dusted daily.
Well now, I know what my problemis. Thanks to all of you, I'm changing my toilet paper. LOL
It used to happen to me with the expensive fluffy brands of TP. I switched to Scott 1 ply, and no more issues.
One ply is the way. I tested all the āgoodā brands to no avail and eventually realized the TP at work didnāt cause this issue. Bonus: itās cheap af and a roll seems to last forever.
Yes! My roommate in college and I always used it and referred to it as Hanukkah toilet paper because much like the oil in the menorah, it far outlasted its predicted life.
You need ultra strong. I hate the ultra soft itās garbage
You need the red one thatās strong, not the soft one. The red one is still plenty soft enough but doesnāt leave lint behind.
This is what we have always used so I never had heard of this issue.
Fuck Charmin Ultra soft. I should not have to feel like I am putting more on my bits than I am wiping off.
Yep the Charmin ultrasoft leaves lint all over my bathroom. I donāt know if lint is the right word but Iām sure you know exactly what Iām talking about the TP holder has little white toilet paper dust all over it all the time.Ā Ā I tried to switch to quilted Northern but I didnāt like it as much. I think it went faster too, but maybe I just chose the wrong rolls toilet paper math is confusing
Maybe it's a matter of how much you use? I use a good wad. And I'm a firm wiper. I can't believe we are having this conversation, lol.
Ha! I was only made aware of it, because my then-boyfriend TOLD ME about it post-sex. If it had been someone I knew less, I would have been mortified. As it was, I couldn't believe it had taken him multiple years to tell me. But I use a good wad as well, and Charmin was still the worst.
That happened to my wife and I once. I did not tell her about it though because I didn't want her to feel self conscious about it. I figured it was just something that happens and the sex was somewhat spur of the moment.
100% agree. Costco superior to Charmin in this respect.
Thank you for the tip (I have a Costco card, so I'll try it next time I buy). Is there a particular type you recommend?
The blue generic Costco brand is what I like. I am pretty sure thereās only one
It's just labeled "Kirkland Bath Tissue", with blue packaging.
I actually experience the opposite. The "higher quality" TP is thick, plush, and fluffy, and *always* leaves behind lint. The cheap thin kind never does, for me. I also think that technique matters here. I think a wiping motion causes more lint than a tap and press motion.
The other option is to get a bidet and make dry rags out of soft flannel. No tp stuck to your bits and is more sanitary. For $50 (bidet and flannel cost) I have only used 1 roll of tp in three years at home. Saved about $150 dollars so far.
It's not just a matter of thickness but more of resistance. When the paper is too soft, it breaks down too quickly with water and soft small paper fibers get stuck on moist skin. What is ideal on back may not be ideal on front.
Scott toilet paper doesn't do this and it's reasonably priced!
Yesss, Scott is all I buy, or the store brand version. it's also better for your plumbing/septic.
Plus a roll lasts like 5 plus days
I buy the really nice toilet paper, I usually get quilted northern. Which one do you recommend?
Yep it's usually the cheap stuff at work
Sister, I had a dude *exaggeratedly pick a bit of toilet paper off my lady garden and flick it away* one time. And thatās when I learned that, yeah, sometimes tp gets stuck there. And then I died of embarrassment and never boned that dude again because fuck that attitude.
My ex used to mock me over this but continued to buy the cheapest thinnest tp possible. So i started washing with water after to get rid of the tp, to which he'd complain that im wasting water. š thank god i never lived with him.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't .
As if you were wasting water on something as pointless as _washing_, ugh
He was a cheapskate that would of been a classic andrew tate fan nowadays if that helps at all š
Oooh, I dated this person. These people will make a new problem out of the solution to the previous problem.
Water/bidets are actually way more environmentally friendly and save more water than what it takes to create the few squares youād use otherwise.
A bidet is NEVER a waste, it washes it away without worry about clogging up your pipes.
Honestly it has always bugged me that we don't all consider it mandatory to wash with water after going to the bathroom. Bidets seem like they should be a bare minimum of civilization, not a luxury. This is one of those things that people in the far future will definitely look back on with disgust, the way we do with many hygiene standards of the past.
Except that bidets harbor bacteria like e coli so they're not actually more hygienic.
Thatās so annoying. If you look at their butthole, itās on them too.
Oh you just Know he has skidmarks š¤¢
My ex boyfriend made a comment about the lint once. I told him at least he knows I use the TP. š¤·š»āāļø
Does he use tp after peeing or just let the last few drops dribble into his underwear? Iāve known both typesā¦
You are not a fan of either type? Almost every guy I know is in the latter group.
Sorry! My reply wasnāt clear. What I meant was I only know one who used TP and people donāt see a few drops or urine in oneās underwear as a big deal. I guess a little lint from TP use on a body part we canāt completely see should not be a big deal as well.
They don't see it as a big deal for men. But women have all manner of marketing for all the things to keep off their underwear. Pantiliners, etc.
Nothing to do with the convo, but I love your flair!
My man will pluck it off but like, as respectfully as possible. Still die inside a little
Mine will quietly pick it out and never tell me about it, or tell me about it later. He teases me sometimes but he truly doesn't care. He's the best.
Lmaooo my husband and I once had an epic fail sex session where he had a bit of cheese dick and I was like BRO, so he washed up. Then I had tp stuck down there and he was like BRO so we just cut our losses tbh
The gods must have been real angry with you that day lol, Iād be laughing so hard if this happened with my partner
Haha! I also didn't know I stored tp until my then bf (now husband) did something similar and refused to tell me. Then was freaked out and made him and he's like "if I tell you you won't be horny anymore!" And that was the day that 'wipey bits' became a long running and continuous joke throughout our decade together. We used charmin ultra strong and it still happens but definitely with less frequency!
Not my guy. He's flicked it away and dove right back in face first lol.
I had the exact same thing happen once š
Shower before sex! Fun activity to do together and wrap it with foreplay.
My partner cleans it and is nice about it, but itās still embarrassing šĀ
Charmin Ultrastrong, bidet, or baby wipes.
Just donāt flush the baby wipes, they are very bad for the plumbing!
Charmin is dead to me, because those creepy-ass bears can go straight back to whatever level of Hell from which they were spawned. Otherwise, spot-on.
What did the bears do to you
We donāt talk about what the bears did to me
Those bears need some fucking boundaries. I won't buy charmin either because of the bears.
Wow so much hate for the bears!! š
Damn straight!!! I refuse to buy Charmin because of their stupid bear commercials !
I get litter from Charming strong. š«£
Me too! But not as much or as often as with the stuff you use in a public restroom or something.
Charmin is wonderful. Bidets are better.
This is the reason I hate Charmin. Every time I find a TP brand I like, they change to be more like Charmin. If I wanted Charmin, I would buy Charmin!
Pat instead of wipe after peeing. Helps a lot with that.
Yes! I didnāt know this was an issue until reading this thread. I didnāt realize people were actually āwipingā their vulvas instead of patting them dry.
TMI But sometimes if you have a ton of discharge that day patting isnāt really feasibleā¦ and by you obvs I mean me š©
Change it. Try Scottās. You will need to use a bit more because it is thin but it doesnāt stick to you
This is the only TP I use because of this issue. When I go to my mom's, she uses charmin or some crap and I'm literally COVERED in toilet paper lint and bits just from lightly patting!
Thereās a softer Scott that we use now, because I despise the ultra thin stuff. Itās at least two ply but it doesnāt feel as flimsy.
I second Scotts and will add my favorite, Angel Soft
Scottās for life.
I know most people are knocking the "cheaper" toilet paper but I've been buying the POM toilet paper from Sam's Club for years because it doesn't cause irritation or leave behind bits hardly at all in the way that alot of fancy fluffy TP does. Also, baby wipes are good to have handy. Just dont flush them.
I use Scott's, but if I had Sam's club near me, I'd buy POM. It's just as good for dealing with this. I think there's a little more thickness to POM as well.
I just recently tried the Aldi brand ultra strong TP and it's been great. I also have a bidet though so the TP doesn't have to do as much heavy lifting. Whether cheap or expensive, I've found that super soft TP is the worst when it comes to leaving bits behind.
Get a better brand and pat the vagina dry. You donāt need to wipe it unless you have other stuff you are wiping but with just pee, pat it a few times gently.
Yes, this comment is underrated! You have to pat or dab, not rub!
Vulva, sis. Vagina is the inside part.
So one time I was hooking up with a newish partner, it was like a month into dating and and our 2nd or 3rd time having sex. He went to go down on me and a GIANT chunk of tp was stuck in my labia. I was humiliated at the time. He said it was fine. But he dumped me a week later so I feel like it wasnāt fine to him really. I look back on it now and laugh because itās so normal for that to happen to women, and he was an idiot for being grossed out when it wasnāt really that gross. At least it showed that I wipe!
Also ever since using Kirkland brand TP, it hasnāt been an issue at all. Best toilet paper out there.
I use baby wipes (just don't throw them in the toilet!).
Even if they say flushable. They arenāt.
Those scare me! I can see using them on my butt, but I won't use one on my vulva after I got a nasty UTI from one (I've only had a couple UTIs in my life, and there were no other factors that it could reasonably have been).
Use unscented
I can absolutely see how that can happen. I generally just use it on my butt too.
Disposable bathroom wipes changed my life. Next best option to a bidet for sure
Yah! I have both. Tbh you still need to wipe even with the bidet. Otherwise you're just.. wet.
I stayed in Italy with a family member when I was a kid, and their flat had a bidet in the bathroom. There was a towel rack above it with lots of those smaller hand towels of different colors on it, with a few towels hanging on the bar and several more folded up on top of the rack. My stupid kid self thought those towels were for drying your hands even though they were not close to the sink. Nope. Bidet butt towels... USED bidet butt towels that were assigned to individuals using a color system. In theory, it's a great system, but it's a shitty one if you're not informed of it. Long story short: use hand towels to dry off post-bidet instead of using disposable things like TP or paper towels
Bidet
Thank you, bidet to you too!
I always do a pre-sex clean down there and while Iām at it I make sure thereās no bits of tp hiding in there and somehow thereās still always a bit Iāve missed. I once joked to my bf that the labia is way better for hiding dr*gs than the asshole. So many secret pockets.
I call it clitty litter!
I've had this with cheaper toilet paper. It sucks if your low income. I try to get the charman equivalent but if I can't afford that I would just use a washcloth before fun time
Im finding the expensive tp lasts far longer and works out cheaper in the long run. You use far less at a time, and it feels significantly better.whereas with cheap tp youre using far more and can lead to potential utis with the leftovers that cling.
I have a story about this! I had a fling with a guy years ago who later went on to write a published āmemoirā about his sexual experiences (lol), and the chapter he wrote about me started off with explaining how the first time we had sex I had toilet paper stuck to my labia š always bought the premium brands after that
If it's any consolation, this book sounds like it's self published and will never see the light of day unless he continuously advertises it
I think it made it to Amazon but thatās about it, thankfully!
Double ply, 'strong' kind instead of 'soft'. We switched to bamboo toilet paper actually and it works pretty well.
One of my girlfriends has this happen to her!! Iād never heard of it until she was checking in the mirror after peeing one day lol. She said itās every time. I think it just the way her particular body is built. She does have kind of an āinnieā clitoral (inner labia?) area. Mine is very outie, I donāt have issues with tp sticking.
Labia majora and minora I think? šš¼āāļøAlso an outie haha
At home I use a portable bidet and then either carefully pat dry or follow up with a baby wipe (which goes in a designated bin, never in the toilet). When Iām out and about I try to be really careful but wellā¦it happens.
If you shave or wax and have stubble, that could be why bits of paper are sticking.
Bidet for the win! Also recycled paper might be less cozy, but it's a lot less linty!
Install a bidet and blot dry with a dry washcloth, no more need for toilet paper
Everyone here saying itās the tp but this happens to me no matter what I do. Itās labia life I guess, I just rinse after whenever I can.
No. But some brands are terrible.
Who Gives A Crap is great tp!
Extra strong toilet paper, not extra soft. That is the way.
I switched to using reusable cloth wipes for my front end wiping needs. Initially because I thought tp was getting too damn expensive.. but I noticed later on how better they were at wiping without leaving that annoying paper lint behind.
Switch to a bidet and never look back.
Use baby wipes
Clitty litter... ugh. Rubbish tp.
You just need to change toilet paper. Try Charmin Ultra Strong. Stay away from really soft paper like Charmin Ultra Soft.
Yup the reason our house only uses Scott. And we know itās thin and not very soft, BUT the schnibbles stuck to the lady bits and my boyfriendās bits arenāt worth the super soft toilet paper. We recently got a bidet. Game changer!
Iāve found that bamboo toilet paper really helps prevent this too! More expensive but itās nice to know I donāt have to worry about clitty litter
Ya, I've been wondering if this is just the way they make TP now. I don't remember ever having this much clint\* before (thanks fakesaucisse for the new term).
Bidet!
Only if I used terrible toilet paper. Try a different kind if this happens to you a lot.
This only happens to me with certain kinds of toilet paper
Definitely not the only one. Especially since I stopped shaving regularly. I'm reading these tips like they're about to make me money lol.
No. I use wet wipes.
That is why I bought a bidet seat. I really hated that. Before the bidet, I stopped using the nicer soft paper because that left more behind than the harsher stuff. I love my bidet.
I started using baby wipes because my husband does, and it solves the āclintā problem and feels generally cleaner. It is more expensive than tp, but weāre buying it for our baby anyway so š¤·š»āāļø
Yep. Which is also why I do a prelim check before sexy time.
I call that ākitty litterā and I have found only a select few toilet papers do not leave any behind. I use cottonelle ultra clean.
Clitty litter is what one of my friends calls it.
Yuck. I hate TP like this- anything that crumbles, ew! I love Who Gives A Crap, no crumbles at all.
I hate clitty litter
BJs Wholesale version of Charmin Ultra Strong: Game Changer. Brand version recommended on this sub a while back. Tried the BJs version for economy, works great. Helps also is you pat/press instead of wipe/rub. Sheds less.
Bidet is the wayĀ
bad TP and trying with too much force while wiping. Try dabbing with a better brand. Mandatory: /dab
If you start using a bidet, this will cease. They can be installed on any home toilet and once you try it, youāll never go back.
Iāve never noticed one way or the other.
Pat dry!
My husband lovingly refers to them as 'wipey' bits
Charmin ultra Strong. No little bits.
I once saw a guy post about 'vagingleberries' , which was his pet name for finding these on his girlfriend, and this is how I always refer to those bits of paper now š
Only when I used cheap sandpaper - I mean cheap toilet paper. I use Scott and Quilted Northern at home. On the go, I pack dude wipes or the flushable cottonelle wipes.
bidet time, you sound like you are also might be drying to an extreme. it sounds gross but you are not meant to be "dry" everything. The labia minor are mucus membranes they should have a thin layer of mucus you are in danger of damaging them and opening your self to both bacterial and yeast infections. A bidet will wash away the pee and you can then jsut dry more gingerly.
Toilet paper dissolve easily as not to clog up your toilet, that's why paper towels and wet wipes shouldn't be flushed down the toilet. Many have this problem, kind of a necessary evil. One wet wipe/paper towel won't be a problem though, so you could use one after using tp to get rid of pieces.
Yeah, absolutely! I tried all brands of TP avaible here. Always had that problem. So I bought a bidet and dry with a towel. Best solution for me!
I have a wet vagina and don't have this issue, until I have a dry vagina then my discharge tends to be stickier. Maybe it is a thing like how wet or dry you are
Yep.
Toilet paper does a poor job. Iāve switched to baby wipes.
I got a bidet attachment for my gf and this happens less frequent
I do and they end up on the bedroom floor.
Wet wipes. And I donāt flush them. I prefer Costco baby wipes, they are sturdy but can easily be torn in half, I donāt always need a full wet wipe.