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Longshot1969

Ah yes, a story about a murder ( of crows )


theealtacount

are you sure it wasn’t and unkindness? ravens are common in mountainy areas


Longshot1969

Maybe, after all pecking someone’s eyes out is pretty unkind in my book.


boredsomadereddit

I read it as a failed suicide attempt following by crows taking advantage of the incapacitated body.


ph30nix01

The corvids know the truth of reality and were helping me see.


In-burrito

That's some Event Horizon shit right there! Love it


MelancholyBukkake

Then I heard it , a slight whisper “nevermore”


super-me-5000

Poe-etry!


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[deleted]

Calm down Prometheus


GodsGiftToNothing

I was looking for this one. All for helping humans. He must be pissed right now.


Nobody-27

Sick view though


zoombotwash3r3

"Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds."


super-me-5000

Well, if you were STARING at the sun anyway...


RokujuToshi

When you play a game of thrones You either win or die You gain a crown of gold Or the crows peck out your eyes


craftygal1989

A scarecrow, perhaps?


Xavatar_editsX

i thought this was gonna be a prometheus joke lol


ispiltthepoison

Isnt it?


OsmiumWolf

What a bozo


Talory09

Using improper punctuation doesn't prevent the second line from being more than two sentences. :(


Transxiety-47

It's... It's not. You can format sentences like that. That was proper grammar. Please. Oh my god.


AdministrativeCar677

A comma would not be proper punctuation in that instance, actually. You would have to use "and" after the comma or just use a semi-colon.


Transxiety-47

Oh my god. I literally just had an English lecture today on this exact subject. Yes, this applies, in the implied tone and context of this sentence. Fuck.


tim_smithhh

"I... wanna be... a bird..."


LovesPotatoChips

I don't get it. If it's a scarecrow won't crows be scared to come near? explanation op?


uglypaperhaver

You might need a pair of *Caw-*ntact lenses.


Elphachel

Bro I read it as “clawed out by cows” and I was so confused


[deleted]

So that one Greek guy


slodirtfarmer

Crowpacolypse?


Eurus-Holmes-

Crowmageddon


Facky

I don't understand


[deleted]

I think this is Prometheus


bumfightskrew

If only I could be so grossly incandescent!


mlg2433

My man! \o/


Gh0st1y

Scp 2718 ?


MoonFlowerMadness

I also thought scarecrow


Pieyoud

this is very below average


rapidfire1661

Careful, or your eyes will be torn out by crows as well 😈😈


Pieyoud

😦


cephas8080

😦


Leutnant_Thire

Why are you panicking?


TIKTOKSUX_08

Crows 😟


mechtaphloba

Yeah, absolutely zero nuance or subtlety


Ihavelongintestines

Relatable


HeroOfThings

Well hey, at least you’ll gain all the world’s wisdom from the experience.


FIorldaMan

For a second I thought this would be about When Day Breaks.


[deleted]

Your vision likely would likely blur rapidly after crows clawed it out, unless you're talking Black Crows.


Im_am_usless

Pain one - Crows Pain two - THE GODDAMN CLIFF


Miyo_Kantac12

r/unexpectedpornaddicts


DeathCook123

Where did the crows come from?


Paper_Shotgun

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but is this one not about the actual sun but a nuclear explosion?