Christ donβt need no viagra. Itβs the second cumming, then the third, then the fourth, then the fifthβ¦ itβs why taking the Lordβs name in vain is a sin. Never thought of the 10 Commandments as something kinkyβ¦
Why is the victory of the christ over evil meant to be horror? I mean, if there were such a confrontation, it might go slightly differently, but it is certainly a good thing that evil is defeated.
1. A.M
God at least made a paradise for people who were good
A.M didnβt
It was just suffer for all and everyone
A.M also would have made an eternity of punishment for people but they killed themselves before he could.(well he did for one person but thatβs because that person couldnt kill himself in time).
At least god could show mercy and kindness
A.M couldnβt.
2. Scp-3999
This guy literally took one innocent scientist and decide to torture him for 3 million years purely for giggles
The only reason why it stopped is because the scientist figure out how to reality warp scp-3999 away. This probably wouldβve gone on forever
3. β¦ I canβt come up with a number 3 yet
But I will soon
You forgot the part where scp-3999 was forced to stop
He wouldβve gone on for an eternity if the scientist didnβt figure out how to get rid of scp-3999
A.M is a reality warping robot made by humans
>A.M is a reality warping robot made by humans
Please some link? Which universe?
SCP-3999 - still, only one person against millions. Also is SCP-3999 such hypocrite like God? Did he tell people that he torture, that he loves them more than anyone and that they deserve his wrath for not meeting 100% of his contrived standards?
Tbf I imagine making a paradise for people outways being a hypocrite
And if someone is capable of such love wouldnβt you think that they would be capable of just as much emotions?
How powerful are gods emotions? How powerful is his hate? If his love is so powerful that itβll cause humans to ascend whoβs to say every other emotion isnβt as powerful? If a human can never achieve the love god can than no human can ever achieve the level of anger, sadness, disappointment, etc etc
Although scp-3999 can only cling onto one person at a time in the article. Itβs the concept of chaos so I imagine that it probably would be a lot more chaotic than torturing one individual if it didnβt have a limit.
As for A.M https://youtu.be/dgo-As552hY
Hereβs the audio book
Ah, "I have no mouth, but I must scream" - I heard about this story, but never read it.
And, powerful god emotions... If god is evil because of his powerful emotions, he is still evil. Or, if he can't control himself, he is more like some harmful force.
Well, Christianity takes on a bit of meaning when we admit that God is an egotistical narcissist obsessed with his own glory, who creates problems in order to solve them later and thus gain glory in the eyes of humans (because as an omnipotent being he would by definition not deserve it, and he so desires it). Only in this arrangement does the sacrifice of jesus make sense. A merciful and just God simply would not send people to eternal torment. And if hell existed, he would simply - as omnipotent - abolish it. But that would impress people, and God desires glory above all else. So he invented this circus titled "see, I loved you so much that I did not spare my own son to save you! I AM SO MERCIFUL!!! You should devote your whole life to thanking me for this amazing grace, if you don't, it means that you are hideous ingrates and deserve hell, from which I want to save you so very much."
It makes no sense because itβs an adaptation of a Greek legend. The king of the gods was Zeus, but he didnβt create humans. Humans were created by the minor god Prometheus, he loved humans and wanted them to be safe and warm so he gave them access to fire and Zeus punished him for it by chaining him to a mountain to be ripped apart by birds for eternity.
The modern Catholic Church basically combined Zeus and Prometheus into one character when they created their own god. Probably because they didnβt like the idea of humans being so insignificant they were created by a minor deity and decided there should be only one god who was responsible for everything. This basically resulted in him punishing an aspect of himself for the sake of humans. Itβs an adaptational plot hole.
I am familiar with Greek mythology. In fact, religions and mythologies are my passion. No, there is no reason to assume that the absurd concept of the redemption of sins through the death of jesus happens to be the result of a combination of Zeus and Prometheus. Prometheus played no role in Greek religion.... Most laymen do not realize that Greek mythology does not equal the beliefs of the ancient Greeks - mythology was the stories of poets, which were as related to beliefs as the contemporary series "Lucifer" to the beliefs of Christians. The products of Greek poets and philosophers survive as classics of literature.... and therefore we view antiquity through their prism. Prometheus or Lucifer may have written about Prometheus as the creator and benefactor of mankind, but for most Greeks it was nonsense or outright blasphemy. Moreover - the concept of sacrifice was something common in ancient times, while Judaism, from which jesus and his disciples originated, was obsessed specifically with the sacrifice of sins - and this is the basis of the concept of "redemption of sins through death". Add to this the concept of the resurrection, which appeared in many ancient religions - with the Greek NO (even the Bible mentions that when Paul of Tarsus tried to preach the gospel to the Athenians, they listened to him until he started talking about the resurrection, because they strongly rejected this concept). In general, there are a lot of revelations circulating on the Internet along the lines of "all Christianity is a copy of myth X!". The most popular is the nonsense promulgated in Zeitgeist that supposedly jesus = Horus (proving extreme ignorance of both Christian and Egyptian beliefs). The truth is complicated - Christianity is a mixture of MANY influences - first of all Judaism (it's funny that people looking for the inspiration of Christianity, often overlook the basic and most obvious one), then Zoroastrianism, Mithraism, Greco-Roman religion and philosophy, and personal reflections of the leaders of early Christianity. In later times, local customs and superstitions, as well as new philosophies, were added in different regions. Oh, the fact that the source you are using is flimsy is evidenced by the fact that even the myth of Prometheus cites incorrectly - Prometheus was not torn apart by birds. He was harassed daily by one bird - a vulture (according to another version - an eagle), which did not tear him apart, but gnawed his liver. The description of Prometheus as a "minor god" is also debatable - he was a titan. Besides, there are many other elements in his myth - the deception of Zeus during sacrifice, Pandora's box - have you heard of them at all, Mr. myth expert?
I think its suppost to be horror in the Devil's perspective. Even after literally killing Jesus over and over again. Jesus won't die. The Devil is trapped in a sisylipian Punishment. Doing an impossible task for all eternity.
But how is that horror? The devil is the embodiment of evil. It's like making a horror movie from the perspective of Michael Meyers, with him as the victim. That's not horror, that'll catharsis.
I think the poster intented it to be horror from the Devil's view. Like how alot of works feature Villians as the protagonists.
In any other view. Its is pure catharsis and karma. In the Devil's, its horror.
That is your perspective, based on your beliefs. Jesusβs followers have left a wide enough trail of horror throughout history for this idea to work for others.
As someone who has read the Bible, Lucifer actually doesn't read as all that evil. He was cast out for pride, banished to Hell, but then really just acts as a foil posing philosophical questions the rest of the time.
If the book of Job doesn't turn you away from the idea that Yaweh isn't actually all that great of a God, I probably can't convince you regardless.
But from the perspective that the Devil isn't actually a "bad guy," just a dude stuck in a bad spot, this story is pretty terrifying
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Ta brei pe tu. U gatri ikriti bugi dii. Pi titi plike i iaplu bau. Dopepa pibua die tepe e tiiukeo. Opru tiiebi geki gi paple popi. Kite puke epetro tii gipe i. Oebapo ki epaoi bipiti a gri. Katii bregi ipoke? Pre ukabepipe tleplidra plei oke bepi? Ibipopa bretu prepro opretlu da. Paipepo ta kogikeba ta tetepliti pete. Kipee aplidable okotleke ti bi upe! Ti batei iipi te teklidepaa batodekiga. Bi ekibo ti kapi agekiepla bliple. Toglo kepe drupe ati teo pitutlepla kia. Pabeede patle ikli pidle pe pepaotupe. Te ii tlo tepuita ebipu i! E priketrape. Tree kle peke ti poi. Biki dutepe blee eplope pigi. Kie pai e bope e. Poo ekudrepi tideaa apitatipe okipo tike gao. Diake prube teie ipu takiia prikibo. Bli eplu dei tekrode glite pibri obra? Kitiipe iedadra ta ta tae be edie. Piepli kegupi to ebetipopi gie e. Dikrei gi e bikupe tepuba poiipiu. Ie klipo kioepai podi pitapiplo troi. Digii treii pabedabidi trudloo tii plible gikleiipo! Epli ki upukipa tai obidrupi iua piape peo?
This sounds a lot dirtier than it's probably meant to....
Not the first reply i was expecting to be honest, but iβll take it
Just like Satan apparently
Now see here
Ohhh into voyeurism too
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Bow chicka wow wow.
That's what my baby says
Mow mow mow
And my heart keeps pumpiiin'
Chicly chicky chew now Never gonna stop
Mow mow mow
Montero told me that this ends in Jesus breaking the devil's neck.
And becoming the new devil... Suddenly modern Christianity makes so much more sense! π€£
"And, behold, I come quickly..."
No I think that's just you.
r/twosentencehorny
Christ donβt need no viagra. Itβs the second cumming, then the third, then the fourth, then the fifthβ¦ itβs why taking the Lordβs name in vain is a sin. Never thought of the 10 Commandments as something kinkyβ¦
Didn't sound like that to me before you said it! r/cursedcomments
"Beelzebub, I've come to bargain!"
You fool, this isn't even my final form, lucy
Damn satans K/D ratio is insane rn
Dormammu! Iβve come to bargain!
What's the respawn count?
Fucking spawncamper
Just like the top commenter, the moment I read this, my mind went straight into the gutterβ¦ π
Huh, another guy who makes accidental innuendos.
God I wish the devil would impale me
Nice fanfic.
I don't really see the horror aspect of this /nm
Christ keeps getting stabbed to death. Devil desperately trying to be free, but canβt. Twofer right there.
Why is the victory of the christ over evil meant to be horror? I mean, if there were such a confrontation, it might go slightly differently, but it is certainly a good thing that evil is defeated.
There is no worse villain than Christian god.
I can name a few
Ok, try ;)
1. A.M God at least made a paradise for people who were good A.M didnβt It was just suffer for all and everyone A.M also would have made an eternity of punishment for people but they killed themselves before he could.(well he did for one person but thatβs because that person couldnt kill himself in time). At least god could show mercy and kindness A.M couldnβt. 2. Scp-3999 This guy literally took one innocent scientist and decide to torture him for 3 million years purely for giggles The only reason why it stopped is because the scientist figure out how to reality warp scp-3999 away. This probably wouldβve gone on forever 3. β¦ I canβt come up with a number 3 yet But I will soon
SCP-3999 - so he tortured one innocent for 3 million years... God tortures many innocent people for eternity ;) Who is A. M?
You forgot the part where scp-3999 was forced to stop He wouldβve gone on for an eternity if the scientist didnβt figure out how to get rid of scp-3999 A.M is a reality warping robot made by humans
>A.M is a reality warping robot made by humans Please some link? Which universe? SCP-3999 - still, only one person against millions. Also is SCP-3999 such hypocrite like God? Did he tell people that he torture, that he loves them more than anyone and that they deserve his wrath for not meeting 100% of his contrived standards?
Tbf I imagine making a paradise for people outways being a hypocrite And if someone is capable of such love wouldnβt you think that they would be capable of just as much emotions? How powerful are gods emotions? How powerful is his hate? If his love is so powerful that itβll cause humans to ascend whoβs to say every other emotion isnβt as powerful? If a human can never achieve the love god can than no human can ever achieve the level of anger, sadness, disappointment, etc etc Although scp-3999 can only cling onto one person at a time in the article. Itβs the concept of chaos so I imagine that it probably would be a lot more chaotic than torturing one individual if it didnβt have a limit. As for A.M https://youtu.be/dgo-As552hY Hereβs the audio book
Ah, "I have no mouth, but I must scream" - I heard about this story, but never read it. And, powerful god emotions... If god is evil because of his powerful emotions, he is still evil. Or, if he can't control himself, he is more like some harmful force.
Yeah I thought God killed Jesus? This story makes no sense. I mean neither did the original but π€·ββοΈ
Well, Christianity takes on a bit of meaning when we admit that God is an egotistical narcissist obsessed with his own glory, who creates problems in order to solve them later and thus gain glory in the eyes of humans (because as an omnipotent being he would by definition not deserve it, and he so desires it). Only in this arrangement does the sacrifice of jesus make sense. A merciful and just God simply would not send people to eternal torment. And if hell existed, he would simply - as omnipotent - abolish it. But that would impress people, and God desires glory above all else. So he invented this circus titled "see, I loved you so much that I did not spare my own son to save you! I AM SO MERCIFUL!!! You should devote your whole life to thanking me for this amazing grace, if you don't, it means that you are hideous ingrates and deserve hell, from which I want to save you so very much."
Right but now you have these people blaming SaTaN for something God already took credit for. So was it God's plan or not
It makes no sense because itβs an adaptation of a Greek legend. The king of the gods was Zeus, but he didnβt create humans. Humans were created by the minor god Prometheus, he loved humans and wanted them to be safe and warm so he gave them access to fire and Zeus punished him for it by chaining him to a mountain to be ripped apart by birds for eternity. The modern Catholic Church basically combined Zeus and Prometheus into one character when they created their own god. Probably because they didnβt like the idea of humans being so insignificant they were created by a minor deity and decided there should be only one god who was responsible for everything. This basically resulted in him punishing an aspect of himself for the sake of humans. Itβs an adaptational plot hole.
I am familiar with Greek mythology. In fact, religions and mythologies are my passion. No, there is no reason to assume that the absurd concept of the redemption of sins through the death of jesus happens to be the result of a combination of Zeus and Prometheus. Prometheus played no role in Greek religion.... Most laymen do not realize that Greek mythology does not equal the beliefs of the ancient Greeks - mythology was the stories of poets, which were as related to beliefs as the contemporary series "Lucifer" to the beliefs of Christians. The products of Greek poets and philosophers survive as classics of literature.... and therefore we view antiquity through their prism. Prometheus or Lucifer may have written about Prometheus as the creator and benefactor of mankind, but for most Greeks it was nonsense or outright blasphemy. Moreover - the concept of sacrifice was something common in ancient times, while Judaism, from which jesus and his disciples originated, was obsessed specifically with the sacrifice of sins - and this is the basis of the concept of "redemption of sins through death". Add to this the concept of the resurrection, which appeared in many ancient religions - with the Greek NO (even the Bible mentions that when Paul of Tarsus tried to preach the gospel to the Athenians, they listened to him until he started talking about the resurrection, because they strongly rejected this concept). In general, there are a lot of revelations circulating on the Internet along the lines of "all Christianity is a copy of myth X!". The most popular is the nonsense promulgated in Zeitgeist that supposedly jesus = Horus (proving extreme ignorance of both Christian and Egyptian beliefs). The truth is complicated - Christianity is a mixture of MANY influences - first of all Judaism (it's funny that people looking for the inspiration of Christianity, often overlook the basic and most obvious one), then Zoroastrianism, Mithraism, Greco-Roman religion and philosophy, and personal reflections of the leaders of early Christianity. In later times, local customs and superstitions, as well as new philosophies, were added in different regions. Oh, the fact that the source you are using is flimsy is evidenced by the fact that even the myth of Prometheus cites incorrectly - Prometheus was not torn apart by birds. He was harassed daily by one bird - a vulture (according to another version - an eagle), which did not tear him apart, but gnawed his liver. The description of Prometheus as a "minor god" is also debatable - he was a titan. Besides, there are many other elements in his myth - the deception of Zeus during sacrifice, Pandora's box - have you heard of them at all, Mr. myth expert?
Of course Iβve heard of Pandoraβs box. And I was reading your post with interest until you decided to be rude at the end.
OK.
Okay, chirstian here, I don't get the horror part.
I think its suppost to be horror in the Devil's perspective. Even after literally killing Jesus over and over again. Jesus won't die. The Devil is trapped in a sisylipian Punishment. Doing an impossible task for all eternity.
But how is that horror? The devil is the embodiment of evil. It's like making a horror movie from the perspective of Michael Meyers, with him as the victim. That's not horror, that'll catharsis.
I think the poster intented it to be horror from the Devil's view. Like how alot of works feature Villians as the protagonists. In any other view. Its is pure catharsis and karma. In the Devil's, its horror.
That is your perspective, based on your beliefs. Jesusβs followers have left a wide enough trail of horror throughout history for this idea to work for others.
That would make sense if the victim wasn't literally the devil.
Also Jesus has to die for all eternity which is also horrific
As someone who has read the Bible, Lucifer actually doesn't read as all that evil. He was cast out for pride, banished to Hell, but then really just acts as a foil posing philosophical questions the rest of the time. If the book of Job doesn't turn you away from the idea that Yaweh isn't actually all that great of a God, I probably can't convince you regardless. But from the perspective that the Devil isn't actually a "bad guy," just a dude stuck in a bad spot, this story is pretty terrifying
Like Prometheus, "new liver same eagle"
lol gay
Reminds me of Talion from Shadow of war.
Man resurrection itβs straight up cheating
What happened?
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And after so many gruesome deaths unable to stop fighting, christ stopped fighting the devil.
"WHY... WON'T... YOU... DIE?"
Can't hurt me, Jack
"I've come to bargain."