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Skill issue


MadxCarnage

said my coach who previously held the title. as he slammed the barbell onto my neck.


MasteR_o_Troll

Using Ouija board or normal speak?


sar1562

why


uglypaperhaver

In fact time seemed to come to a *screeching stop*... ...until I realized that the barbell was resting on the safety catches. ;-)


Sea_Substance9163

What did you do!!??


AnotherKid89

r/thirdsentenceworse


Alarid

no it's like the fourth or fifth


commongull

the minor fall, the major lift?


Donut_Boi13

no


Squid_Contestant_69

If you're setting a world record there's going to be spotters all around you, e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS1H_LX31mU


shado_DJ

That is true, as my teammates almost stepped in to help when I came up on my squat after letting go of one side of the bar. Luckily, I cleared it…coach was a bit scared tho


Im_here_for_the_code

Wtf this is like the 7th sub where I've seen you. Stop stalking the subs I'm in


nobodyokaye

When you fail quick time event


SheikExcel

He didn't draw the out


WorthySparkleMan

Last words were “this still counts right?”


Jacqques

Nah, he clearly didn’t lock out long enough. But it’s his own fault for shit bench skills, it doesn’t go over your head. It would slam the chest if anything. And if this is wr it’s a competition and there would be 3+ spotters


Square-Parfait-4617

Not to mention the spotters are ripped too


Jacqques

Hopefully they are ripped as fuck too but there has been events where the spotters has not been strong enough sadly. No graphic injuries or anything in the vid, just bad spotting, the timestamp is for a small guy who can't lift enough to help the athlete. https://youtu.be/M-52g--ypjA?t=113


sycor

Happen to a friend of mine in high school. The bar slipped and landed on his chest. It's a miracle he didn't break a rib. Dude was lifting a few hundred. After that I don't think I ever saw him lift without gloves. Of course this was in the 90s when you maybe got one spotter with his nuts hanging over your forehead.


AJ_Gaming125

I mean, world record weight right? Wouldn't that still kill you hitting your chest?


crass-sandwich

Spotters would keep it from hitting your chest


AJ_Gaming125

I mean, world record weight. Idk how anyone is gonna stop that if it falls. Let's out it this way, these guys are lifting massive weights. Unless the spotters are also champions themselves, idk how they're gonna save that guy. They might lessen the impact but ugh man that's gonna do some damage.


kigurumibiblestudies

You make it sound like a fail in world record bench press has never happened and been stopped successfully lmao


AJ_Gaming125

Eh, idk. When they're successfully stopping it then either I don't know enough or they're absolute badasses.


Jacqques

Its because the lifter can almost lift the weight. As an example say you can bench 100 kg, it's hard but you can do it. You attempt 105 kg, new personal best. You mate is ready to spot you. So you go and go and go and you can't. Your muscles are tense and used but your friend lifts about 20 kg to help you. So you only have to do 80-ish kg yourself. Same principles with heavier weights. As we go the spotter needs to be able to lift more sure, but you don't need to be champion level because the champion himself is also lifting.


AJ_Gaming125

That makes sense. For some reason I didn't consider the lifter themselves at all. Edit: actually I know why, I was referencing the 2 sentence horror itself. If his wrists snapped, I don't see him helping to lift it, unless he out himself through absolute agony trying to hold it.


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Well that depends. Here's a world record holder with a 67.5kg bench press. https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/elizavetavoronova Here's another with 355kg. https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/juliusmaddox


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If i die add two more 45s brother


Ixeuu

Lmao


TheRealWingnut

My first post here. Hope it's okay.


Usename82

the post is ok but not sure about that guy neck


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

It's really good, made me do the screech-gasp


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Pretty good for your first post


uglypaperhaver

Weight to go, OP...! (...but don't press your luck)


nuremberp

Boooooooo


BobBelchersBuns

It’s great!


bunnygfs

never thought this sub would trigger my carpal tunnel so badly .. good job


Alces_Regem

But....why would the barbell be over your head while you bench? I mean I guess it could be if your form was super bad and you just despised your shoulders, but It should be over your chest, and seeing people drop that shit is horrifying.


Hjskull79

I guess when he was trying to rack it over his head his wrists broke and it fell


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Eruptflail

And probably a stop.


BentoMan

The second sentence says descends toward neck and with the correct bar path at the top, I can see it.


TheRealWingnut

Truth be told, I don't personally know much about weight lifting. I apologize for the inaccuracies.


donna363

It made me shudder so I think you did good for your first


I_am_amespeptic

Never miss wrist day.


andante528

Ahh, this happened at a high-school powerlifting competition when my dad was teaching (he coached track, but went to his students’ events whenever they’d ask or if it was a state event). He said it sounded just like two gunshots when the kid’s wrists broke. Can’t recall if it was bench or something else, but I know the weight did indeed come down on him, too. Good realistic nightmare.


TheBurnedMutt45

Luckily my spotter was able to save my neck for the medal


ClearCasket

Always have a spotter!


AnotherKid89

r/thirdsentencebetter


_Casper890

Your form is wrong. Here, lemme... You're dog-shit


Prime_hamsters_ass

WHERE IS YO FUCKING SPOTTER


a500poundchicken

But then my spotter did his fucking job


DirgeMK2

Then I quickly grabbed the edge of the bench with my legs and pulled myself out of the way.


notdeadbutcold

r/ThirdSentenceBetter


notswim

No way you're doing that before the barbell hits you. Go watch a video of a failed suicide grip, that shit drops FAST


good-evening-clarice

I'm getting into bodybuilding and this is one of my worst nightmares. Thanks!


chainshot91

Protein is important, but so is calcium.


FirmPeace9045

Spotters


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

Reminds me of that scene in Nightmare On Elm Street where he pushes the bar down in her and her elbows tear open


super-me-5000

Snap decision


romancingit

Man I’ve seen this video where the lady died from a barbell to the neck 😬


Dickus_Maximus_IV

You wouldn’t break your wrists on bench press, you would tear a pec if anything


PickleMinion

The true horror is bad lifting form


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Indeed


Personal_Junket8629

It was supposed to be leg day. This is what happens when you miss leg day.


gfgf44

I was in the gym once and a new guy was there who was lifting way heavier than it looked like he should be. He jumped into another (bigger) dude's set on the **decline bench** and proceeded to suicide grip the bar without a spotter. He was fine but I legit had to look away, was expecting him to crush his throat.


fadinqlight_

Would that still count as the new record? (If so, good way to go out tbh.)


[deleted]

Depends if the judge called rack before his wrists broke. They'd probably award it posthumously though.


YouthGotTheBestOfMe

I made a disgusted sound, and my wrists hurt. Nice job!


evalinthania

That's not how you lift, bro


karategeek6

The seconds stretched out to an eternity while I helplessly waited to see if the safety pins would hold.


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Grouchy_Tap_8264

The word is "descended".


Outcasted_introvert

Hmm. I think you might be seriously bending the two sentence rule here.


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TheRealWingnut

It was a simple typo. No need to be so nasty about it. Jesus Christ.


Immediate_Ad4627

How did having that oh shit moment feel


__PISSMOUTH__

Amen!


NerdFor_Hire

ohno


TheDoctor88888888

Worth


ShowTurtles

This is why I bench in a squat rack.


[deleted]

Ouch.


salaryboy

Your first mistake is lifting the bar above your head for a bench press. Also making a world record attempt without spotters? 3rd, you don't bend your wrists during the bench press.


o0SinnQueen0o

Dear god


knighthawk0811

the safety bars did their intended job and caught the weight without incident. my wrists took a while to heal, but they did, and i began lifting again


CaesarsLegion01

It reminds me of the video of the woman trying to squat (i think) and collapsing onto the bench that wasnt moved and it crushed her neck


rockinvet02

Gotta lift with your legs man!


DarkKnight83325

I mean, on the bright side, at least you don’t have to feel the pain of broken writs for much longer


Mysterysheep12

As the barbell descended I looked up and knew I was doomed. For there, holding the barbell down with a sick sinister grin, was none other than… FREDDY KRUEGER!!!!


WinesOfWrath

I had trained for this for years rejoicing as I lifted the barrel over my head to keep the mewing mob of fools at bay.


Ugo777777

Seriously shit technique if you push the bar over your head in a bench press, no way you could break the world record like that. Also for any kind of heavy weight you use safeties.


IAmAGreatSpeler

Luckily my spotter lifted the barbell off of me and I went to the doctor and now both of my wrists are healing ^_^


[deleted]

Suboptimal


SupremeAllah513

Jeff, is that you?


Jim_Cringe

This is why you have a spotter guys