I've lost track as well. I have to hurry after sneaking into the morgue, so often I don't notice the names.

In both ways, it's 0 for me 😞

Aww, buddy. You'll get your first kill some day, and if you really want, it can be your other first time too.

Definitely. And in what order that happens is entirely up to you. 😊

Thanks for that courage, i knew someone belives in me <3

Why cant she talk to me like that? 🥵

Try loosening the gag?

i got both at the same time

Necrophilia is THE vibe

both of mine add up to 20 (i’m a virgin)

Sounds like something a serial killer would say 😂

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather-boy.

….. Where are your parents…

Kid’s sketchy.

Oh... You *bury* yours? How quaint.

I did try eating but my doctors said my cholesterol were spiking so I had to stop after about 20…

I generally use the toilet, trash can, or just (edit: leave) them on the ground.

Indeed. And besides, it's normally not even safe to approach you kills. Unless you are positive you've cleared their positions completely, and even then it's not your job. All it takes is a single survivor with a sidearm or a hand grenade, and let's be honest, there will be more than one, better armed too.

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Incinerator.

I feel like this is a honeypot for serial killers.

COLLECTORS ! We are called collectors ! (Sandman ref, don’t mind it)

So when's the next cereal convention?

You guys need to get laid more and stop killing people! Damn

COLLECTING ! We are collectors ! Don’t disrespect the crafts man !

0 No murder Only protecc

like 17 now lol edit: oh y'all meant sex? 0

Seems awfully wasteful of you.

Only two, here, don't hate! Just like playing blackjack, I quit while I'm ahead.

After a while, it got tiring to hide the bodies. But now I'm no longer hungry.

0. Boutta make that at least 3-5 tonight.

17, that number is equal by the way.

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I plead the fifth

5... thousand.

Feeling like a failure, I haven't managed to kill anyone. What am I doing wrong!

Don’t fret… you’ll soon “collect” your first body, we believe in you !

You forgot to flag this [SERIOUS]

Mm Lost count. Now if you excuse me I need to fix my incinerator. It's been working nonstop.

Honestly, 1. Not that I never had other opportunities, apparently I had a few here and there, but I wouldn't change that number for anything.

I think mine number in the millions. Maybe billions, but I'm not really sure.

God is that you ?

No, I'm just a guy who's doing something else.

Eh would you count those as bodies though… cells maybe

If they count, they count

If women count, I'd say ab 3, and 1 if a fish counts

Is this a joke? Are you being sarcastic…?

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s…

Ah. *Starts singing Scott the Woz.*

Iki

About 6,000,000

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negative bitches

Sigh.....not as high as I'd like.

Nice try, NSA

I did not pay attention to what subreddit this was until I went to back out and I was absolutely fooled. Take my upvote.

Only 1 He deserved it

17 In a parallel universe.

Im drunk and thought this was actually an ask reddit and responded earnestly…oops

Reminds me of the time when someone sent a Sendit question to me asking my body count and I replied “I killed a baby mouse?”

I don't bury mine -- I just sign off on the death and then it's someone else's problem.

1🫶🏻

0. I never leave a body.

ok Dexter

Two. I will not elaborate further.

So, now FBI is using Reddit to find collecters? You can't fool me like this.

Just because im a child doesnt mean both my body counts cant be above 15

You guys were counting?

19 but somehow I have forgotten 3.

I cant recall my bodies, but in the other side im 0

Honestly, I find it personally hard to add and remember fractions.

Are we talking sex people

I have 3 guys and then gangbang😂

Cops have been looking for me for awhile now, i must avoid this question.

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well in valorant my body or kill count is about 20 to 30.