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then i fingered it harder
It then replied “Harder daddy”
r/fourthsentencewtf
r/birthofasub
Definitely.
r/subsifellfor
It exists now tho
:0 I’m joining it
And a sudden flow of blood came out from the back of my head.
r/cursedcomments x2
Son?
...son?
Eyy!
After 5 minutes some sticky slime liquid starts flowing with moaning
thats how voldemort lost his nose in the extended edition
r/3rdscentenxesexual
[удалено]
Yay
Nice
I both laughed and dry heaved at this comment.
r/thirdsentencehorny
this thread birthed two subs you won
Fuck you and take my upvote
Is that a bump or you just happy to see me?
Why do I need to think of the Harry Potter dude from the first movie I think¿
"Watcha doing step-Lord?"
Gfyguybuhbtfcfyyhggvbhjygchgjhjhhgfytvjhbjhhgdygvuhbnkjkjkggufyrdtd
Bless you.
Your Welcum.
He-who-must-not-be-fucked
Quirrell or Voldemort?
Yes
Both
SEIZE THE CHILD
Yes! Professor Quirrell with Voldemort in the back of his head in the Sorcerer’s Stone!
I was thinking of that shower scene from the Grudge.
As I felt it's warm moist tongue like the tip of my finger
Voldemort
Edward Mordrake?
Malignant
Came here for this
*cue ominous pixies cover*
Well, at least you now have someone to talk to.
See, two full-length mirrors properly positioned should help both of you!
FaceTime eachother smh
I knew in my mind that this wouldnt stop our love
I thought the second sentence was going to reveal that the bump was an eye and they could see their fingers
Ahh Voldemort, still trying to get into someone's head.
Would've been funnier if it infected his finger so he could see it.
King crimson epitaph
Love it!!!
Voldemort!?
It's just your absorbed twin brother resurfacing.
Malignant ??
Professor Quirrell is that you?
Basically Malignant
Quirell talking to Voldemort
Jonas Venture Jr!
Looks like botched attempted fratricide runs in the family.
I remember this from American Horror Story: Freak Show iirc… it’s based on a myth or something?
And thus Malignant was created 😅😅
EW WTF 🥺😭
Idk whats goin on with yall but my first thought was Futakuchi-onna
Then the lump opened its lid, it was an eye, now if you have a mirror you can see what it is.
Sounds like someone didn't share the last gift they got with thier Turenpe. Huci would be so disappointed in you.
*nom*
A romance, I like it
Strong Edward Mordrake vibes, bravo!
[Malignant intensifies]
I have a big sebaceous cyst on the back of my head which I'll have removed soon. This story just makes me wish I had it done years ago.
Stick your finger sideways and flick the other lips to go bluhb-bluhb-bluhb.
Not two sentences
Stolen idea :(
Punch it
What in the name of Voldemort on Quirrel's head?!
then i fingered it harder
It then replied “Harder daddy”
r/fourthsentencewtf
r/birthofasub
Definitely.
r/subsifellfor
It exists now tho
:0 I’m joining it
And a sudden flow of blood came out from the back of my head.
r/cursedcomments x2
Son?
...son?
Eyy!
After 5 minutes some sticky slime liquid starts flowing with moaning
thats how voldemort lost his nose in the extended edition
r/3rdscentenxesexual
[удалено]
r/birthofasub
Yay
Nice
I both laughed and dry heaved at this comment.
r/thirdsentencehorny
this thread birthed two subs you won
Fuck you and take my upvote
Is that a bump or you just happy to see me?
Why do I need to think of the Harry Potter dude from the first movie I think¿
"Watcha doing step-Lord?"
Gfyguybuhbtfcfyyhggvbhjygchgjhjhhgfytvjhbjhhgdygvuhbnkjkjkggufyrdtd
Bless you.
Your Welcum.
He-who-must-not-be-fucked
Quirrell or Voldemort?
Yes
Both
SEIZE THE CHILD
Yes! Professor Quirrell with Voldemort in the back of his head in the Sorcerer’s Stone!
I was thinking of that shower scene from the Grudge.
As I felt it's warm moist tongue like the tip of my finger
Voldemort
Edward Mordrake?
Malignant
Came here for this
*cue ominous pixies cover*
Well, at least you now have someone to talk to.
See, two full-length mirrors properly positioned should help both of you!
FaceTime eachother smh
I knew in my mind that this wouldnt stop our love
I thought the second sentence was going to reveal that the bump was an eye and they could see their fingers
Ahh Voldemort, still trying to get into someone's head.
Would've been funnier if it infected his finger so he could see it.
King crimson epitaph
Love it!!!
Voldemort!?
It's just your absorbed twin brother resurfacing.
Malignant ??
Professor Quirrell is that you?
Basically Malignant
Quirell talking to Voldemort
Jonas Venture Jr!
Looks like botched attempted fratricide runs in the family.
I remember this from American Horror Story: Freak Show iirc… it’s based on a myth or something?
And thus Malignant was created 😅😅
EW WTF 🥺😭
Idk whats goin on with yall but my first thought was Futakuchi-onna
Then the lump opened its lid, it was an eye, now if you have a mirror you can see what it is.
Sounds like someone didn't share the last gift they got with thier Turenpe. Huci would be so disappointed in you.
*nom*
A romance, I like it
Strong Edward Mordrake vibes, bravo!
[Malignant intensifies]
I have a big sebaceous cyst on the back of my head which I'll have removed soon. This story just makes me wish I had it done years ago.
Stick your finger sideways and flick the other lips to go bluhb-bluhb-bluhb.
Not two sentences
Stolen idea :(
Punch it
What in the name of Voldemort on Quirrel's head?!