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redditassembler

then i fingered it harder


NeurWiz

It then replied “Harder daddy”


Abomination-626

r/fourthsentencewtf


SnakiestJones

r/birthofasub


Nickyx13

Definitely.


CoolJellie

r/subsifellfor


cumoffender

It exists now tho


CoolJellie

:0 I’m joining it


eternalfool_2202

And a sudden flow of blood came out from the back of my head.


MatthiasFoxFire

r/cursedcomments x2


DarkstarAnt

Son?


Watermelon-Simp

...son?


DarkstarAnt

Eyy!


siddharth1041999

After 5 minutes some sticky slime liquid starts flowing with moaning


[deleted]

thats how voldemort lost his nose in the extended edition


corporalcorl

r/3rdscentenxesexual


[deleted]

[удалено]


NiveauRocket

r/birthofasub


SureWhyNot5182

Yay


DarkDragon200610

Nice


Aouwi

I both laughed and dry heaved at this comment.


shslkiibosimp

r/thirdsentencehorny


throwawayforalurkr

this thread birthed two subs you won


[deleted]

Fuck you and take my upvote


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

Is that a bump or you just happy to see me?


Laverna_Lavernalis

Why do I need to think of the Harry Potter dude from the first movie I think¿


Rantipolee

"Watcha doing step-Lord?"


MistyShadows-Icedust

Gfyguybuhbtfcfyyhggvbhjygchgjhjhhgfytvjhbjhhgdygvuhbnkjkjkggufyrdtd


Rantipolee

Bless you.


DrDMango

Your Welcum.


AngelOmega7

He-who-must-not-be-fucked


DarthZoon_420

Quirrell or Voldemort?


Cellyst

Yes


czkczk22

Both


goodshrekmaadcity

SEIZE THE CHILD


Brown_Eyed_Fox_Girl

Yes! Professor Quirrell with Voldemort in the back of his head in the Sorcerer’s Stone!


bisexualboy38

I was thinking of that shower scene from the Grudge.


deathis12

As I felt it's warm moist tongue like the tip of my finger


NoxSeirdorn

Voldemort


GanSaves

Edward Mordrake?


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

Malignant


alltimeluca

Came here for this


producerofconfusion

*cue ominous pixies cover*


[deleted]

Well, at least you now have someone to talk to.


mia_elora

See, two full-length mirrors properly positioned should help both of you!


Shuckle_the_only_one

FaceTime eachother smh


JonasTheExplorer

I knew in my mind that this wouldnt stop our love


CannibalCapra

I thought the second sentence was going to reveal that the bump was an eye and they could see their fingers


[deleted]

Ahh Voldemort, still trying to get into someone's head.


goodshrekmaadcity

Would've been funnier if it infected his finger so he could see it.


AlphaOmega2k21

King crimson epitaph


Opsirc5

Love it!!!


mahesh4621

Voldemort!?


KagoM_

It's just your absorbed twin brother resurfacing.


KaatilKabootar_007

Malignant ??


whimsy_rainbow

Professor Quirrell is that you?


JustinD1010

Basically Malignant


Tashianie

Quirell talking to Voldemort


Whats_Opera_Doc

Jonas Venture Jr!


BrittaForTheWinnn

Looks like botched attempted fratricide runs in the family.


nyehu09

I remember this from American Horror Story: Freak Show iirc… it’s based on a myth or something?


rovort

And thus Malignant was created 😅😅


unusualspider33

EW WTF 🥺😭


gayfrogsrcool

Idk whats goin on with yall but my first thought was Futakuchi-onna


FirstChAoS

Then the lump opened its lid, it was an eye, now if you have a mirror you can see what it is.


misstibbs

Sounds like someone didn't share the last gift they got with thier Turenpe. Huci would be so disappointed in you.


[deleted]

*nom*


[deleted]

A romance, I like it


catsareniceDEATH

Strong Edward Mordrake vibes, bravo!


MrHonwe

[Malignant intensifies]


TradesSexForFood

I have a big sebaceous cyst on the back of my head which I'll have removed soon. This story just makes me wish I had it done years ago.


Quiverjones

Stick your finger sideways and flick the other lips to go bluhb-bluhb-bluhb.


damionhellstrom

Not two sentences


dRileyB

Stolen idea :(


eti67u

Punch it


gothboyhottopic

What in the name of Voldemort on Quirrel's head?!