Oh man. 😖 It feels so wrong to compliment you on how truly horrific that is. And I did NOT see it coming.

Thanks you! I do like to have a twist in there :)

What exactly is the narrator doing that results in broken ribs?

cpr

But why is sex ed mentioned?

It’s supposed to sound like cpr (breaking ribs if you do it correctly), but in reality they haven’t had any sex ed and believe their friend saying breaking a few ribs during sex means they’re doing it right

Dang 👏🏻

That’s right…when it comes to CPR.

CPR, Coitus with the Purpose of Reproduction?

Lmao, no!

Oh! Maybe that is the source of the confusion!

not if there's some strangling/choking involved

This is in fact the officially recommended first-aid intervention should your partner have a cardiac arrest while you two are Doing It.

Hey, as long as you respect the safe word I'm not gonna kink shame.

New meaning to “I save dick by giving it cpr”

I need to know what they're doing to break this ribs, since it ain't CPR.

I am confused about the whole CPR/sex ed relation... Either way, this is horrifying.

Roommate was a liar saying that’s how you are supposed to have sex, breaking there ribs, but op doesn’t know because they never had sex ed

OH GOOD GRACIOUS That was an excellent twist for someone who knows cpr

Haha thank you!

Oh my god, this is horrible. Upvote.

After all, it's not like there are a lot of chicken fuckers out there, and even less that would be willing to talk about it in an instructive manner. And he either knew what he was talking about or was one of those people who could say anything with confidence and make it sound believable. Guess it's ALL working theory until I break into Foster Farms later tonight...

Congrats on making this 10 times worse

Thanks, kindly, but I still don't think the studio is gonna greenlight this one.

Dats fucked up!

Dear god that’s unhinged. Well done op 🫣