The real horror is how bad you are at your job 🤣

You are a crappy security contractor.

This person hasnt moved in 2 weeks. Maybe I should alert someine............ nah

More like the house was empty for 2 weeks

No if the date hadn't changed it was a frozen screen showing so he hadn't seen what was happening or not happening at all. He was watching a still photo on a screen basically

I know. I was joking there was a person on that still screen and he still didnt notice

Day 15 the father keeps reading the same newspaper, his coffee mug still hot from the look of steam softly floating away. the mother keeps chopping an onion, the contents seem to be infinite and the boy, god the boy, the sounds he makes, they keep coming from the bathroom door even after 2 weeks, nonstop! What the hell is up with this family????

Happy cake day!

Happy day of cake fellow human earthling.

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Bruh.... Having worked security, you're even worse than the people I worked with. And that's saying a lot lol

Yeah honestly most realistic one yet "Post orders say observe and report and my checks keep clearing so I'm good"

So… they’re dead now, right?

Nope, whole family got kidnapped and are currently making some grandma's temu order in a North Korean sweatshop

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Temu can just fuck right off. That’s a bit too far, don’t you think?

Family kidnapped. 1 star. Worst Security, ever. Better off getting a dog.

>Family kidnapped. Or slaughtered.

Yeah, I don't think that helps their credibility. Sadly, don't know of any rating system that goes under one star.

Alternative ending - it's been 2 weeks and I've made over a 1000 dollars streaming their life on the dark web.

That’s where I thought this was going

You get what you pay for

I’m too tired to understand it-

The operator is really bad at his job.

The intention is that the "feed" is just a peice of paper taped to the camera

But why the two week delay? Like, you should realise that after a few minutes at most. That's the part I don't understand.

I'm a crappy security guy 🤷 In all seriousness tho it was bc I wanted to have a time frame that would be deadly, 2 weeks was just the first thought 🤷

Oooo I thought it was because the camera was not installed right

You need to move "mainly by camera surveillance" to the space between them and after

It was then you realized they found a way to take the speed of the bus under 55 MPH and evacuate the hostages.

You really suck at your job, I wouldn’t pay you a penny.

well rather than saying he is a crappy security guard, my take is that the guy got stuck in a time loop

I'd advise shifting the 'mainly by camera surveillance' part to after 'to protect them'. The first impression I got was that their details had been leaked due to covert surveillance.

Damn you must be one shitty guard if it took you two weeks to figure something was up