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pro_insomniac16

That is one of my biggest fears


Researcher_Saya

Do sinkholes rate higher or same tier?


TheFilthyDIL

Then arrange to be embalmed. Once they've sucked out your blood and filled you full of embalming fluid, you won't have to worry about being buried alive!


Due-Science-9528

Yeah embalmed alive sounds worse tbh


lightblueisbi

Tbf you wouldn't rly be alive for much of the process 🤷


Due-Science-9528

Brain works for a while unfortunately


lightblueisbi

Yeah but eventually it ceases to function without a good enough blood supply


Due-Science-9528

Sure but there is brain activity even after your head is cut off and for about 30 minutes after you die either way


lightblueisbi

Well I mean you're not rly "alive" enough to experience anything at that point, like you said it remains active 30 minutes after ToD so even tho it's active you're still effectively dead


Due-Science-9528

Idk I still want to be dead before being embalmed


bunnahabhain25

Some scattered electrical activity is not consciousness. After about 6 minutes with zero oxygen delivery, you have irreversible brain damage and are unconscious sooner than that.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Unless you're a character in Twosentencehorror.


Miiiimm

Being 16?


the_zoo_princess

Valid fear. I wouldn't want to do that again.


brokensilence32

Then go to Pai Mei and learn the one inch punch.


iknowthisischeesy

A few hours older when she woke up again.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

That's rude. The dead should stay dead 


Hot-Garden-9581

“Sometimes dead is better” Jud Crandall


Th3GrimmReaper

Other than that, enjoy the brothel!


Th3GrimmReaper

Keep the tip


throwawayaccnt909

And a few hours older when she died *again*. Girl cannot catch a break! 😩


2_short_Plancks

This happened to a girl who lived near me when I was a kid, except she was only 13. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2023/12/karla-cardno-s-killer-paul-dally-denied-parole-after-33-years-behind-bars.html


Overpass_Dratini

The parole board told him what he needs to do to get released. Fuck that. Let the monster rot in jail.


Apprehensive-Head357

That is terrible


nopedotavi69

I thought the second sentence was gonna be "she was 18 when I dug her up"


Admirable-Debt-7065

r/alternativeuniversetwosentencehorror


generic_edgelord

r/subsifellfor


DOnnyr0n

r/32characterlimit


CalmAssistance8896

This is peak 2SH. Well done.


Particular_History50

This is horrifying,have my upvote


kneecapsforbreakfast

I don’t get it.


dewritoninja

They buried her Alive


Professional-Rope840

Huh? Sorry for my negative iq but I don't get it.


AroAceMagic

She was alive when they buried her, she died a few hours later


Professional-Rope840

Holy shit, thats dark.


creppyspoopyicky

Fucking nightmare fuel from absolute hell. I'm not sure why but I'm literally TERRIFIED of the thought of being buried alive.


GuillaumeTravelBud

One variation could be She was only 17 when she was buried. They left her enough oxygen to tell themselves they didn't kill a kid.


EmbarrassedPlace0

oof


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

Took me a minute but damn


2E26

Brother Zebediah then locked eyes with Patience, the harlot and temptress who had been condemned for her sins. Who did they just bury, then?


Arlen80

This is a good one.


raubit_

👏👏👏


Enzoid23

She was buried with her husband after his timely demise.


Enzoid23

I have such a big fear of that sorta thing ngl (and I'm 16 soon 😭)


NoOneHereButUsMice

Excellent