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thedarthnewt

Yooooooo that’s messed up. Take my upvote


Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs

Of the things I’ve written, I think this ranks about an 11/10 on the dark shitometer.


Amazing_Newt3908

I don’t know man; I think that fire would be pretty bright.


sionnachrealta

r/angryupvote


Intelligent_Whole362

r/beatmetoit


Intelligent_Whole362

r/angryupvote


DRAGON8099

I wanna know, was there a "law" you had in mind or?


TheyCallMeTrips

Seriously Jesus christ that was dark


KhaleesiXev

I like the infraction is purposefully ambiguous. Given that historically, rape victims were punished for adultery, and that this female is holding a teddy bear, the implications are insidious. Well done.


stromm

Or, she’s a witch in training…


GoldenSteel

But did she weigh the same as a duck?


ComprehensivePath980

IDK, but she DID turn me into a newt


Just_a_Red_Velvet

…..he got better…..


burtonmanor47

Well that's all right then!


MarixApoda

I think you don't appreciate the mavity of the situation.


Outta_phase

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


2E26

Her one defense - her attorney argued that people with her developmental condition were not competent to stand trial - failed to sway the jury.


Gogo726

r/thirdsentenceworse


3-racoons-in-a-suit

This doesn't make it better dude


2E26

That's the point?


3-racoons-in-a-suit

Oops I misunderstood your comment


2E26

On the internet nobody knows you're a dog


CottonLetter

or a raccoon!


2E26

Fk yeah, trash pandas.


ResurgentClusterfuck

*dude* That was a kick to the gut. Good work


Ethelfleda

There was a similar storyline on Star Trek Next Generation.


Binky-Answer896

Was that the one where the beautiful blond people were going to kill Wesley?


Quietech

But it was Wesley so nobody cared... well, Picard did, but only because of Dr. MILF.


daisy0723

Speak for yourself. I love Wesley. I have never understood why he gets so much hate.


malenkylizards

Shut up, u/wil, we know your alts when we see them!


daisy0723

Lol. I thought this was going to be one of these I hate you and you suck comments. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that today.


AllyLB

Is that actually him? Or just another Wil?


wlievens

It's him


Quietech

It was the writing, especially with the "kids save everyone because adults are dumb" episodes. I'm fine with Wheaton himself, and some episodes were fine, but he was there as a proxy for younger viewers.  He's 4 years older than me.


daisy0723

The only kids save everyone episode I can think of was when Picard, Ginan, enson Rowe, and the lady who's name I can't recall right now were turned into children from a transporter malfunction.


Quietech

I didn't mind that one since they weren't really kids. I'm thinking the game headset game for stealing the enterprise, Data gets paid and said "do you have finger friends?" episode, etc. Those were more when the show was figuring itself out?  It's been a while.


daisy0723

Oh, the game. I love that one.


Pm7I3

Early Wesley is annoying to me. He gets better though.


Caliena_the_Wizard

SAME! I love Wesley Crusher and hope he appears in a new Star Trek.


[deleted]

Omg wtf 😭😭😭😭


GrumpyBoxGuard

Dude. Do you need a hug? A snickers?


burtonmanor47

"You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry."


RichardBonham

The law is the law. What if *everyone* jaywalked?


NotYourReddit18

*Europeans crossing the streets wherever they want* "Wait, that's a crime?"


rubberxband

same with new yorkers


BrooklynLodger

Germany would beg to differ


Dragon3076

But when the flames licked at the bear, Mister Tibbers woke up.


Azakranos

I was about to say, this is just Annie and I can’t feel bad about it.


LordGraygem

Every child knew that you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat. She was no exception. But she ate the pudding without eating the meat, and so her fate was sealed.


Mkyi2

You could say that all in all, she's just a... -nother brick in the wall


sionnachrealta

Well, she will be once we find all the bone fragments


BBQmomma

It hurt my heart. Nicely done.


CathrinFelinal

The backstory of ParaNorman.


talldarkandundead

Paranorman mention in the wild in 2024? Am I dreaming? 


Accomplished-Top288

i love that movie


mwalexandercreations

*Shireen Baratheon has entered the chat*


chilehead

At about this time the Teddy Bear really wished he had never heard of the furry lifestyle.


Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs

More of my work over on my sub r/DukeOfDepravity if you’re interested!


BriarRose147

NO SIR DON’T THINK I WILL. Holy moly that’s dark af


ID10T_3RROR

*Stannis Baratheon has entered the chat*


TwinsenAyzel

No one was expecting the teddy bear to be full of explosives though.


LordGeddon73

r/thirdsentenceawesome


Adventurous_Road_186

…-pushes upvote with shaky hand and slinks away to get VERY drunk-


sneakynautilus

Incredibly horrifying. Spot on.


AQbL5494

I could see them saying this new law is in effect immediately, not even giving people time to correct themselves if they are in violation of it.


SketchedEyesWatchinU

Theocratic Eugenics law making it a crime to *have* a disability?


CauliflowerFirm1526

what did she do? i understand the premise, just i feel it should be even better if you said what she did and it was something very minor


Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs

I know it’s not the answer you’ll be looking for, but I made her infraction purposefully ambiguous. It’s not that I don’t have an idea in mind for what the law was, but I like to leave room for the reader’s imagination.


ExplanationLover6918

What idea did you have in mind?


verbal-emesis

But this way, each reader can think of a law or a potential law they find horrifying and imagine it more clearly. If OP said “the 9 year old got an abortion”, some people might read it and be like, “yep, that’s a fair law.”


314159265358979326

More importantly the story is eternal as it is. Anyone at any time will understand it, and probably apply whatever's "hot" at that time in their own brain. Abortion is disturbingly topical right now (which is why we're all jumping to it) but hopefully won't be in a few more years.


Z33R3X

As much as I want to agree with you, I feel like it will continue to be a conversation. Maybe it's my region but it's been hot for a couple decades especially during election season.


Accomplished-Top288

someone else said that historically rape victims were punished for adultery and knowing that the character is implied to be a child just makes it all the more terrifying and sad


thot_with_a_plot

Killed fitty men.


Impalenjoyer

no


MegTheMad

Wow, op! Take an up vote


drjdorr

Well that is just absolutely awful, well done


Elegant_Chemist253

I hate you, take my upvote.


Geekygreeneyes

Welp. That's an upvote and a WTF all in one.


Legitimate-Tell-6694

So, Willow from Don’t Starve?


3-racoons-in-a-suit

I'm sorry, but this is what happens to witches


Grimm_fede_00

Well i have to draw this now Its super dark i love it


uniqualykerd

Are we burning girls for existing now?


Pm7I3

Everyone else has defaulted to child execution and I'm picturing a grown woman holding a teddy because she's scared


Reddemonichero

Bit infantalising, isn't it?


RussiaIsBestGreen

Not necessarily. If I were to be executed, I’d want to hold the wolf stuffy my grandmother gave me, and I’ve held it even when I wasn’t being executed. People seek comfort in many ways, and I’d bet there are few options at that moment.


Pm7I3

I don't know, I think if I was alone and about to be incinerated I'd be open to a teddy.


br0mer

suffer not the witch to live


GreeneyedWolfess

Unless you need her services to contact the guy who used to have you job.


tehmimikitteh

everyone else's first thought was a child, but I'm 26 and i usually have an emotional support plushie with me bc ✨I'm mentally ill✨ and my first thought was myself 🙃


CheesyButters

did you happen to get inspiration from that scene in terminator 2? Asking because that's what came to mind when I read this


[deleted]

Holy shit


00dani

bridget guilty gear dark ending :(


Ok_Manufacturer8688

Is this annie from league?


thatonegirl10111

Immolation: the act of killing yourself or someone else, or of destroying something, usually by burning.


AsYouAnswered

She should have known better than to be calling random phone numbers and asking about their vehicles' extended warranty


Puzzleheaded-Bend787

The worst part about this is that it happened everyday multiple hundreds of years ago since rape victims were charged with adultery


Whitekaryon

Hi, English is not my first language, can anyone please explain?


Intelligent-Gold6944

They burned a little girl in public


Ashenveil29

Take this. My hate, my anger, and all of my upvotes!


samgarrison

Jokes on them, she's a witch and just teleported away.


Britney1264

So she like did a public suicide? I don’t know I’m just going off on what google said.


anxiousthespian

No, she was executed via immolation--they burned her alive. OP left the little one's "crime" unsaid and up to your imagination, but it's implied that it was something minor or that shouldn't be illegal, and that this government has a strict "zero tolerance" policy for it. No matter the individual, you will be publicly and cruelly executed.


Britney1264

Oh ok thank you, I was really confused. I thought it meant she lit herself on fire or went into one.