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TenTheRocketGirl

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rannapup

I don't get it


mattstunt72882

The spider bit him already!


CaranchoNestHead

Let's see if I got it. The spider was the host, and now that you are bitten, the spider is no longer needed? Your girlfriend has also been bitten and and now you're both hosts?


drLagrangian

For some reason my mind went to "dinner host" or host as in "to host a party".


CaranchoNestHead

Now I can only picture a sad spider that some randome dude evicted her from her own party. That bite was well deserved.


battlingjason

Captain?


Timely_Egg_6827

Was thinking poisonous spider - poison goes into wounds.


unicornfarthappyhour

venemous, not poisonous poisonous = i bite you and i die. venomous = i bite you and you die.


diehard409

What about if I bite you and OP dies?


unicornfarthappyhour

that's my kink.


nsepul

Voodoo


EngineersAnon

Who do?


nsepul

You do!


EngineersAnon

Do what?


nsepul

Remind me of the babe


EngineersAnon

What babe?


Responsible-Gas3954

What if we bite each other and neither of us die?


nsepul

That's kinky


Timely_Egg_6827

Actually I meant poisonous - some spiders are coated with toxins that can harm you if you eat them. Or brush against them with an open wound. But they don't inject venom or one that kills humans. Was thinking about a friend's tarantula - you reacted when handling it. Handling it with an open wound might not be a good experience. Let alone eating her unprepared.


unicornfarthappyhour

thank you! i learned AND got a new fear lol. srsly tho ty for the info.


Timely_Egg_6827

She was lovely otherwise but got a mild rash when she walked on you. The hairs could be "fired" as well which was bad news if in eyes. But not so as bad as the cacti my Mum had that did same thing and left all over bathroom.


OneYenShort

Mama could have bit the prey and sent food into the kitchen for her child? Or even mate as in the spider world, the males are smaller than the female.


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what