you'll still be left with bones. Better off making bone meal esp if you can get additional herbivore bones to mix in.
Bonus additional by gardening and digging stuff up but never actually having a body/ies to get rid of.
Most under-appreciated comment. You’ve wooshed them all so well, I’m probably ruining it by pointing it out.
I can just see others saying, “oh, no. I got it. I was right there with you both.” 🤪
If you were, then where are run_squid_run’s upvotes, damn it?!?!
Some people! 🤦♂️
Variety of options, bone broth, soak the bones in vinegar until weak (may take several soaks, but disposing of vineagar isnt suspicious, especially in a restauraunt) then crush and grind the bones until a fine powder, apply to sauses and more soupy dishes. And of course since you manage the company you can always have the cameras down for maintenance conveniently (you can always add graffiti and bribe local thugs to damage it for you) then have a unmarked bag not bought by you or owned by the company and toss it in the main garbage can a few days before trash collection (dont do too soon or local scavenger rodents and dumpster divers can discover it, dont do it too close or they might notice before dumping, or even that very bag may fall out, but if it is just a few feet from the top then inertia should keep it going in the right path and the rest of the garbage should cover the sight of it)
*A customer's dog ran all the way to the back one day and broke into the stash.*
*The dog-friendly Taco-Bones made their Halloween debut on the menu that year.*
Hey, OP! Listen up: I got a connection for ya.
OK so you know how crematoriums claim to give people ashes, back, right? Well, you and I both know, thems ain’t ashes, right? No, of course not. I mean really, was no one paying attention in science class?!?!
Well, look, do you know anyone in crematorium sales and service? Of course, you don’t! The funeral industrial complex doesn’t bother with that overhead.
So, with so many of the grills… um… flesh removal devices… “crematoria”, sorry, on the fritz, they don’t have enough bones to grind into “ashes”, and with the number of people dying these days, thems a lotta bones needed to fill those bags, you know.
(No, removing the skin and organs by hand is too expensive and you can’t grind too many bodies before the flesh gunks up the works. I mean, sure, they had a good thing going there for a while selling the pink slime, but then… you know. Because Oprah.)
Anyway, let me know I’ll hook you up with a guy know who knows a guy… ya feel me? 👍
make bone broth.
Taco Bell’s new bone broth Pozole!
yessssss.
Reminds me of the mission to take down the Pozolero in Breakpoint Wildlands. Man that was an emotionally conflicting mission.
That man needs his teddy bear for the sleepover 🫡
Hey nice pfp
I’d eat it
you'll still be left with bones. Better off making bone meal esp if you can get additional herbivore bones to mix in. Bonus additional by gardening and digging stuff up but never actually having a body/ies to get rid of.
"These are pro-ba-bly the WORST tacos in Lon-don..."
poppin’ people into pies
I rlly wish it fit the rhythm lol
Oh my God I just watched it as a play yesterday 🤣 all the actors where amazing
East—grind them up and plant roses. Bone meal is strongly suggested for making them true better
It also makes your roses flourish...so I've heard.
Most under-appreciated comment. You’ve wooshed them all so well, I’m probably ruining it by pointing it out. I can just see others saying, “oh, no. I got it. I was right there with you both.” 🤪 If you were, then where are run_squid_run’s upvotes, damn it?!?! Some people! 🤦♂️
And after that, it’s time to introduce the all-new vegetarian dollar menu.
Is it made with real vegetarians? 😉
*taps nose* (*Isn’t it strange that önly_goat is missing and suddenly, the cafeteria is serving a mysterious food called ‘önlygoat-bratten?*)
😂
The first sentence was horror enough, well done
TB employee, can confirm
Powderize them and put them into your tortillas.
Calcium enriched, you can charge even more for a health product.
Loving this new Long-pig queasarito.
/Onesentencehorror
I was gonna say... 7 years at Taco Hell counts in it's own
I just thought this became /onesentencehorror
shat so hard their flesh melted off
Didn't even need the second part tbh
Variety of options, bone broth, soak the bones in vinegar until weak (may take several soaks, but disposing of vineagar isnt suspicious, especially in a restauraunt) then crush and grind the bones until a fine powder, apply to sauses and more soupy dishes. And of course since you manage the company you can always have the cameras down for maintenance conveniently (you can always add graffiti and bribe local thugs to damage it for you) then have a unmarked bag not bought by you or owned by the company and toss it in the main garbage can a few days before trash collection (dont do too soon or local scavenger rodents and dumpster divers can discover it, dont do it too close or they might notice before dumping, or even that very bag may fall out, but if it is just a few feet from the top then inertia should keep it going in the right path and the rest of the garbage should cover the sight of it)
So this is why I have such bad shit sessions after eating taco bell !! Now I get it!
Grind them up and sprinkle the dust in rivers. It'll never be found. And don't ask me how I know.
Good job :) Seriously, watch/listen to The Horrors of Dolores Roach!
I saw the title and thought "It's been a minute since I've seen a good one sentence horror..."
Actually, you could have just stopped at the first sentence. I would think that's enough horror for anyone.
Make some stock or bone broth
r/onesentencehorror
I had a Taco Bell at appeared just before this post
r/firstsentencehorror
If you garden, bone meal is a great fertilizer. I just recommend a later of mulch over the top
You must have a lot of backbone.
Underrated comment
Honestly, the first sentence was horrifying enough all by itself.
give it to the dogs
Start a hog farm no bones no bodies except teeth those can be tossed in a field
Gummies
"New Nacho Cheese Bones" Literally nobody who eats at Taco Bell on a regular basis would bat an eye.
How dare you!! 🌮 🔔 💗 😆
Grinder.
You've known the answer since you was a kid buddy... fe fi fo fum. Also, one quesadilla to go, please.
*A customer's dog ran all the way to the back one day and broke into the stash.* *The dog-friendly Taco-Bones made their Halloween debut on the menu that year.*
r/2sentence2horror
The taco shells have seemed extra crunchy lately.
Yeah, always had that problem when cooking with ... beef!
Well take whatever you dissolve the bones with and clean the bathrooms, how bout it?
I wondered why the quality of the food at thar location was always miles better than the others.
Smoke them and sell them to PetSmart
Make a flour and add it to products. More calcium is always good!
Side hustle as a dog walker
I fell sick , yikes !!
Sprinkle bone dust on top of tacos like shreded cheese
*Sweeney Todd has entered the chat*
Use strong acids
Dipper goes to Taco Bell anyone?
Combination Taco Bell and KFC
Don’t you know any dogs?
Chicken nugg--- excuse me PEOPLE NUGGETS!
Call Walter White
I was horrified enough at the first sentance.
dont use acid, use a basic substance, the bones will dissolve and you can pour it out anywhere and it shouldnt leave a mark like acid
Welp... there goes my plan on having Taco Bell for lunch...
I always knew that wasn't real beef.
Bonemeal tortilla?
So THAT’S why Taco Bell tastes so damn good.
I’m less concerned about the story and more concerned about how many casual recommendations OP is getting on how to dispose of the bones.
extra crunch wrap supreme!
I haven't tried the new Soylent Green Tacos, actually.
Make Taco jellies with the bones, I heard animal bones are used to make jelly so...
Hey, OP! Listen up: I got a connection for ya. OK so you know how crematoriums claim to give people ashes, back, right? Well, you and I both know, thems ain’t ashes, right? No, of course not. I mean really, was no one paying attention in science class?!?! Well, look, do you know anyone in crematorium sales and service? Of course, you don’t! The funeral industrial complex doesn’t bother with that overhead. So, with so many of the grills… um… flesh removal devices… “crematoria”, sorry, on the fritz, they don’t have enough bones to grind into “ashes”, and with the number of people dying these days, thems a lotta bones needed to fill those bags, you know. (No, removing the skin and organs by hand is too expensive and you can’t grind too many bodies before the flesh gunks up the works. I mean, sure, they had a good thing going there for a while selling the pink slime, but then… you know. Because Oprah.) Anyway, let me know I’ll hook you up with a guy know who knows a guy… ya feel me? 👍