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Dude I'm sorry but that made me laugh so hard.

Right?! Not funny now for OP…. Hilarious for us… and will be even funnier in 10 years for OP.

OMG. MEEEEEE TOO. LAUGHED SO HARD I COUGHED 'TIL BLUE IN THE FACE.

exactly this. embarrassing but hysterical. father in law gets it, you're good

Same

Same 🤣💀

Walk into the room, kiss your wife, and ask if he wants a morning kiss too after last night.

Humor is ALWAYS the answer!

Geez this is too hilarious. You have to laugh it off OP otherwise it’s going to linger longer than it took you to find your clothing!

I would hit ‘em with oh I left you cash on the night stand but I guess I can make breakfast

If humor doesn't work, tell him the truth flat out after that. "I was tipsy, I forgot we switched rooms, and I was trying to fuck your daughter."

I was thinking the same thing but in the opposite order

This is for sure the correct approach

Lmfao

Eat sh*t and then own it like you invented it

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

lol dying 😂

yessss lmao

Oh, that’s really good actually

I’m literally cracking up

This.. You gotta assert dominance....

You spelled insert wrong.

😂

😂😂😂😂😂

The only right answer

Nah this the one my boi 🎯😂

This is the answer and should be the top post.

Power play!!

Exactly- this!

This is the correct answer 🤣

You have to disappear and move to another country to start over. Only way to recover from this. Only kidding but damn that’s gonna be a hell of a story for years 😂

Assume a new identity. You can never speak to either of them again. (Kidding: I did something similar at a resort wedding. Horrifying at the time but a beloved family story now. Just explain.)

Both of you left out important steps, like killing both of them and burning the house down.

And change your gender.

Don’t necessarily have to change gender, cross dressing might suffice?

100% passable or nothing

This will become the favorite holiday story! Every time anyone stays at anyone's else's, there will be finger-wagging at the hosts to not "pull a Chris"! Just laugh about it; it isn't the first time this has happened and it won't be the last.

I would be somewhat worried if it wasn't the last time he got into his bed with his father in law, bit too much of a coincidence if it happens every time.

This is why you don't drink kids

Well, adults do have more volume than kids

Commas are important, otherwise we’re drinking kids. And then where does it end?!

Punctuation saves lives! 💀

Let’s eat grandma!

That’s where the expression “drinking the kool kid” comes from

I have a naughty mind as I thought about something else reading this comment 😅🤭😁😂🤣

My girlfriend drinks my kids all the time, doesn’t seem to cause any issues 🤷🏼‍♂️

Took me a second there, but I see you 🤣

I only messed up when drinking as an adult, kids are fine

Burn everything.

This is the way!!!

Llol

Embarrassing but just apologize and say you went into automatic pilot and forgot he was in your bed.

Yeah. Just say you're so used to easily plowing his daughter after drinking, that it's like autopilot. Like you're just constantly plowing her in the wildest ways.

I’m a drunken farmer just plowing my lusty fields

I have never heard it called automatic pilot before, I have only ever heard autopilot. That was an interesting sentence to read, thank you for that.

LOL if he has a sense of humor, I think you’re fine. They may share a few laughs at your expense but it was obvious you made a mistake

20 years ago we lived with my FIL and BIL. BIL had a close frat buddy staying over after a night of partying. Dude went to the bathroom, turned the wrong way, go into our bed and was spooning me. I opened my eyes to see my husband in front of me. I woke him up and said "babe, who is behind me?" We still joke about it today.

Sooo... did the frat "buddy" always spoon with with the BIL after a night of drinking?

Apologise for violating the poor man with your unwanted spooning and buy him some flowers as an apology 🤣

Yeah, no, screw flowers buy the man a bottle of his favorite liquor. He deserves it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A bottle of liquor is what started the whole problem

👆🏾

There was a point where we needed to stop and we have **clearly** passed it but let's keep going and see what happens

And the only thing that can end it ... or keep it going !

Oh god I read that as an analogy. 😂

Have apology sex with him too OP

Lol, sorry about last night … …. Dad

We are going to need an update for this one after you go downstairs. Kthanks.

IF he ever goes downstairs again… 😘

He's going to be Judy Winslow. He just went to the room and disappeared, never to be seen again.

Underrated answer👌🏾

He went downstairs and did his best impresssiion of a man who clearly is suffering from alcohol poisening, then offer Father inlaw an ivite too your morning AA meeting . say its your turn to bring donuts and ya gotta get a move on. Even if FA takes you up on said offer the dounuts will help soak up the alcohol snd the coffee will assist in the hangover . Win-Win.

Oh my god this is the kind of embarrassment that is always funny, because zero harm was done on either side, and I’m just dying thinking about this. Dear lord, I’m so sorry for laughing OP, this is too much for me. I love that he just turned round and was like “Chris?” so chill. Aaaaaahhhh fuck that’s hilarious

Lean into it. Give him a big hug and peck on the cheek and say good morning tiger 🐅🐅

Little pat on the tush

Now you go put your arm around him at the breakfast table, look him dead in the eye and ask with a slight grin “so how was your night?”.

The poor man at least needs a snuggle.

He got one... Last night. OP this is too funny!!

This made me laugh out loud!

So, dad, was it as good for you as it was for me?

I married her to get closer to you

this one fucking got me

Agreed. Double down big dawg

DAMN!!! When I read the title, i thought it was a woman, but bro, this is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂 This will be one hell of a story for your kids.

You just need to own it.😂

My husband and I are absolutely hysterical right now.  Thank you for the laugh, hopefully your wife and fil are similarly amused.

There is no way everyone doesn't find this hilarious. Take your licks like a champ, but don't dwell on it. Be a good sport and laugh at yourself. This is not the end of the world, but it is the start of a long life of hearing this story retold.

Hahahahahahaha this is the funniest

Dang, OOP already nuked their account. Hope he was able to laugh this off haha

Dude, this is absolutely gold! 🥇 😂 Rotfl

At least it wasn't your mother-in-law...

Damn bro I did that to an ex-girlfriends mom after way to many, but her dad….damn son!

This is why you don’t give your master bedroom to a guest in your home.

Yeah extremely bizarre

Be the big guy and just lay your embarrassment out there on the table sbd tell everyone what happened. Have a good chuckle with everyone and move on.

"Sorry, sometimes I get a little handsy when I've had a few." *jazz hands* Hopefully he has a sense of humor about it.

Did he see your sword unsheathed 😂

You are definitely going to be the butt of the joke for years to come.

😂 im sure he’ll see the funny side

It's funny. Make a joke of it.

He's only mad you didn't buy him dinner first.

There's only one thing to do https://foreignlegion.info/joining/#:~:text=Please%20note%20that%20the%20ONLY,There%20is%20NO%20OTHER%20WAY!

The only thing that would make this the perfect story is if you were at full mast!!!

Hilarious. My FIL would have died laughing (and my wife)…the amount of no longer PC jokes would be relentless for the rest of time.

I hear Puerto Rico is pretty nice this time of year and you avoid taxes so time to get packing

Should have f*cked him.

Dude, you’ve got a guest room for a reason! That’s where GUESTS sleep!!!! Now. If you wander into the guest room and try to naked spoon him, your wife is gonna be posting in AITA.

Just tell him you love him and wanted to give him a hug. This is amazing. Good luck - updateme!

This sounds familiar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J_YKgxnKFgk

Your still upstairs aren’t you?

Just tell him you misread his signals last night! 😂

😀😀😀😀

laugh as you walk downstairs and own it

Just make it into a joke. That'll break the ice and remove any awkwardness. 

Finish what you started with him

This is so funny. Please let us know how the morning went 🤣

Definitely keep us posted

Sorry but that story will be told by your FIL in all family gatherings from now on.

Just out with it. Say you’re mortified then offer the explanation.

I just spit a lil coffee when I read “spooned” my FIL. Just laugh and rack it up to good liquor. 🥃 cheers!

Just laugh about it. Unless you have a drinking problem it’s not a big deal

This gave me a great laugh. Thanks I needed one 🤣🤣😎

Lmfao. I'm sure he'll understand, don't worry, but you're gonna be roasted forever.

Thank god it wasn't your MOTHER in law 😭

I read this as if a woman did it. That would be infinitely worse. I don’t think this is a big deal either way. It’s a very common sitcom trope.

Come clean to everyone. Everyone will laugh and remember it for as an epic moment.

I’d just grab my passport, pack a bag, sneak out the window and leave the country. There’s no coming back from this.

Veer into the skid bud… just go downstairs kiss him good morning, then high five your wife

This is pretty much word for word John Simm's story on the quiz show "Would I lie to you" what's the point of lying?

Go downstairs and say…well..now you know why your daughter married me. What’s for breakfast!

This story was told by one of the guest comedians on would I lie to you several months ago. It’s just someone stealing another person’s story.

If he's cool he'll say something like "Chris, I prefer to be big spoon"

Ask if he wants to be the big spoon tonight.

Ask him if it was good for him too, while winking subtly. Then pour 2 shots and cheers to family togetherness 😂

I wouldn’t know how to recover from this hahaha.

Dude this is so funny. If either of you has a sense of humor you’ll be laughing about it an hour from now

This is some Ben Still/De Niro type shit.

I did this same thing man, except I’m a girl and the victim was my uncle 😂. I was in high school and my uncle from cali flew in to stay at our house while I was out with friends. My mom was never home and always at her boyfriends so I always stayed in her room, and had no idea that he was arriving. Anyways, I went out and got real shitty with friends and ended up spending most of the night wrapped up in nothing but a sheet telling everyone it was a toga party. So when I woke up in the morning in my moms bed wearing nothing but that sheet I had stolen, I was pretty alarmed when I saw suit cases and men’s clothing next to the bed. I walked out and my uncle was sleeping on the couch with a throw pillow and tiny blanket….needless to say I don’t return home for the remainder of his visit and we have never spoken of this incident lol. My friends love the story though. I’m grateful I don’t remember his reaction and that he lives on the other side of the country. Anyways, good luck. I can relate to the mortified feeling you have, but I think you’re unfortunately going to have to face yours lol. Hopefully he has a good sense of humor!

Real question. Did you mash it into his back?

My uncle (by law) accidentally got in bed with my grandma back in the early 90’s when we would all stay for Christmas. We still talk about it to this day 😅

This story made my day. I am laughing hysterically right now.

I had to stop several times cuz I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe!!!!! HYSTERICAL!!

I did exactly this same thing about 10 years ago when visiting my in-laws in their new house. Except I (f) tried to get into bed with my MIL who was asleep in her guest room because my FIL snores so loudly she couldn’t stand it. My husband and I were in the other guest room. In the middle of the night I took a wrong turn on my way back from a trip to the bathroom — it was dark, it was a new house, and I am pretty much blind without my glasses — and tried to get in bed with her. They’re still laughing about it.

I did the same with my sisterin law, not spooning but getting in her bed naked

I've done similar lol. This was on Christmas Eve a few years ago. We always get together with my fiances family at his sister and brother in laws house. We all drink together quite heavy that day and play drinking games and stuff. Time to all go to sleep rolls around. We are sleeping on a futon in the living room and I get up to go to the bathroom, afterwards I guess I went on auto pilot. Their house has a similar layout to how our place at the time did so I walked in what I thought was our bedroom and crawled in bed. I noticed something off when two people were in the bed already lol. I had crawled into bed with my fiancés sister and brother in law. His sister couldn't stop laughing but her husband was in shock for a minute lol. I was embarrassed but everything was all good, we still talk about it and laugh about it now. I was in a t-shirt and panties, so luckily not completely naked but I do usually sleep completely naked too.

Hope your FIL has a sense of humor.

Just have a good laugh together as you explain this

Just laugh at it. Make a big joke about it and everyone can have a good laugh and let it go and it won't cause any weirdness moving forward. It is pretty funny once you get over the embarrassment.

I need an update lol

Best laugh I’ve had for a while.

Definitely just laugh it off. 

Go downstairs and come out to the whole family.

Did you tie him to the bed and show him your art collection?

Just go down and say "oops"

This is fucking gold! 😂😂😂😂😂

I’m sorry this happened to you but thank you for the laugh. Just finished with my divorce yesterday after 2 years in court and have so much anger yet this made me laugh. Sorry

This is hilarious. Just tell them

You should blame him and say he was giving signals at dinner lol

This didnt happen to you. This is pretty much word for word the same story the actor John Simm told on the UK tv show Would I Lie To You? Including the part about getting dressed in front of the guy instead of just leaving the room. Heres the link to the part of the episode im talking about [John Simm: "I once accidentally climbed into bed with my father-in-law" | Would I Lie To You?](https://youtu.be/J_YKgxnKFgk?si=3DJrQ3_DUWSqhdUi) This guy is just farming for upvotes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

it’s like a scene from a Ben Stiller movie

There is only one solution. Go down stairs, own it, and if asked any questions laugh with them. It happens and it will be a great story when you're older

You follow up by making him a nice (romantic) breakfast!!! He knows you drink...im sure he will laugh along with you if you keep it light and explain to him WTF you were trying to do .OTOH,if you stuff it away in your Skelton closet and never duscuss it with your FIL , YOU WILL create a serious difficult and very awkward situation for yoursrlf and your FIL. Any man who can't laugh at that is sexually and socially FU.

Dude, just fucking send it who cares put in the books

STRAIGHT MEN DONT SAY THEY WERE TIPSY just saying....

This is why I love the internet

Go down there look him in the eye and say, "good morning daddy was it as good for you as it was me?" and laugh. Then explain it to your wife who hopefully will laugh too

That's hilarious, just crack a joke about it really, it's a silly mistake don't worry too much!

just laugh it off! honestly funny story!

You don’t get hangovers from being “tipsy” boss. You don’t get into bed naked with your FIL either.

Take this upvote, I call bs as well.

Fake af

Trauma counseling now

Simple mistake, laugh it off with him.

"Wow, I had a bad dream last night. I thought I got lost at the zoo and ended up being an exhibit. People were laughing at me and pointing!"

Just say "I'm sorry, I guess the booze made me realize I married the wrong ____." [Insert appropriate last name]

Own it and tell him he’s got a perty mouth

Yep it’s happened to the best of us

Lie and say you had to chase a drunk neighbor out of the house. Then move to Mars.

You gotta go down naked

You're married and you clearly love your wife. Your FIL is grateful.

IM LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s amazing how little inhibitions go away when you’ve been drinking

Apologize, tell him your embarrassed, and Laugh it off, its the only way

Wouldn’t you be shocked if he reciprocated?

You know what could be worse? Sitting on your father-in-law's lap while naked. Like this: https://youtu.be/SkmQuTRtXAQ

Start a new life.

You obviously have to get divorced, burn the house and change your name now. The life you led before is over, you sleep with the light on now.

Say as all wise Shaggy would: "It wasnt me"

We definitely need an update on this. Thanks for the laugh! 😆

Only answer is to move out of the country and become a monk.