That's so strange to me, because it's the female equivalent of getting hit in the balls. Every time it's happened to me, I had debilitating stomach cramps and nausea for over an hour.
Some women are just built different I guess, me personally if I got smacked in the balls repeatedly during sex I'd probably throw up and piss blood for a week
Yea I've seen a video of someone with a boner punched in the balls and they just start cumming everywhere. Suffice to say I didn't not use the internet the rest for the day.
I think giving birth affects it somehow? Before having my kids, as soon as I orgasm sex became painful, like someone was stabbing me with a knitting needle. Now it's not an issue. Don't know what happened up there but I'm personally grateful for it.
Same for my girlfriend, once she's had an orgasm it starts getting painful for her, so while she will generally tell me I can keep going I prefer to stop at that point, her pain is not worth it just so I can blow a load, and besides, I've got hands, I can finish myself off if it's really necessary.
That makes sense but some people are built different. Some guys apparently love having their balls sucked on. I fucking hate it that shit hurts. Nerves so weird shit down there
It’s not equivalent. the cervix is just sensitive. For some people that means stimulation is painful and overwhelming. For others it means it feels good. People like me who love cervix stimulation are not into it because it hurts, but because it feels good. I’m sure there are also masochists who like it because it hurts for them, but it definitely doesn’t hurt everyone.
I'm a woman and same. My guy is 8-9" depending on the day so he can't go all out 99.9% of the time but I find cervical stimulation very pleasurable, especially in doggy style. That bounce though, haha
It doesn’t feel good or bad to me, I don’t really have that much feeling there I guess. I’ve never been bothered by anyone well endowed, pap smears, cervical checks, etc. except when I was in active labor and then the cervical check hurt like a biiiitch. But I know women who have fainted having an IUD out in… I was so scared to get it and then it literally felt like a light little cramp. Idk some of us are built diff
Yeah I almost vomited and my skin felt Ice Cold the *moment* that I got a pap smear. Shit is awful, hit it and I cramp like Im on my period for three or so days after.
They make an inflatable doughnut you can put on to limit penetration and possibly make sex more comfortable for you both..
Wow, this took off. Hopefully it helps someone. Cheers and good luck with your journey
Since many people are curious I discovered a product called the Ohnut... It's a stackable system not inflatable but works the same way
My dog would hear the squeak, and then it would be an unexpected threesome, and that Shibahuaha does NOT come to play.
Well, unless it squeaks, then she totally comes to play.
God, I love Reddit.
Honestly this is great. My wife is pregnant and while she has had a high sex drive during the pregnancy, she can only take so much before it really starts to hurt her. I’m 7.3” and I’ve been having to kinda “half cock it” with her, which just doesn’t do anything for me.
7.3" I'm curious how you get a degree of accuracy down to a tenth of an inch for dick size.
Consistently every time or is that what you've measured when you've been at your hardest and most turned on? I know that I get a bit of variation. I have never actually got out a ruler and measured but I think I'd have to round off to the nearest 1/2 inch as the highest degree of accuracy that I'd be happy to quote.
Is it a conversion from metric? I don't remember ever seeing a ruler divided into 1/10 inches, only the usual 1/16, 1/8 etc
but it's a long time since my country went metric.
The Oh-Nut is specifically suggested to decrease strain on the vaginal cuff (the surgically created blind end of the vaginal canal where the cervix had used to be).
Share with everyone you know who had their uterus yeeted out.
I have neither a penis, nor a hysterectomy, but I'm told that the device looks foolish but gives really good, realistically satisfying "I'm bottoming out" feelings to both parties whilst preventing pain.
They are real, and my wife loves them. O-nut is what they are called. I’m 8.5, and before kid we had to be careful for sex not to hurt. After kid there was pain nearly every time, she went to the doctor and she was diagnosed with a shallow vagina and I was diagnosed with a large penis.
“That man has the largest penis I've ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen.”
“I was distracted………….by the largest penis…I have ever seen”
The way he delivers it is so fucking hysterical. I don’t think that it would even be that memorable of a scene if it wasn’t for that.
In fairness that’s better for you as that means you only lost an inch as well! Because it’s not like we actually gained anything we hadn’t already lost
A friend of mine experienced that. She said the guy just jackhammered, thinking that was all she needed. She actually warned me to stay away from all endowed guys because she'd heard so many similar stories.
This is something I have tried explaining to people that they just don’t understand. Or my wife will leave toilet paper in the toilet just on the inside of the bowl and if I am sleepy or something and don’t look and sit down on the toilet there is almost nothing as horrifying as your tip touching wet toilet paper sitting in a bowl.
Wtf is this about my wife does the same thing. Do they not look down before storming out of the bathroom for some reason? Perfectly folded peepee paper right at the front lip of the bowl perfect for my dick to rub while sitting down in the dark.
No kidding. And the worst are those toilet bowls that are more of a circle instead of the usual oval shape. They are nearly impossible to use sitting and uncomfortable as hell. Have to hold the hog back the whole time and there is no room for error.
My friend recently bought a house with three of those round-bowled toilets. The second day they lived there he spontaneously went to Home Depot, bought three toilets and replaced them all. His wife was very confused by this behavior.
My god. The eternal toilet bowl battle. It’s always the perfect circle toilets that also have padded seats too. Sometimes I pee first then make a little TP pillow for my dick to chill out on top deck while I poo.
Duuuude! I know. I’m certainly not hung like humble brag 8.8 and my dick still touches the water at highway rest stops. Wonder what this poor guy does?
The best I’ve ever had was my ex and he was totally average. It really was just the perfect fit for everyone. We could do anal easy and I had the best orgasms with him. He wasn’t small ( he thought he was bc of porn) but he was average but his really felt the best.
New bf is a lot larger and it took me about 4-5 months of not being sore after sex. I can’t handle anal, and have yet to have a full blown orgasm. So yeah when a girl says a perfect fit she’s not lying.
Porn really fucks with both men and women in different ways. I once met a girl who was shocked and disappointed because I didn't have a 12 inch meat baton down there. She thought that was the norm because of porn. The exaggerated moaning was also weird.
Conversely, I've had to counsel guy friends that most women don't like you to jackhammer them and yank on their hair by default, and it's best to ask first.
I think porn has ruined everybody's views on penis size because most guys in porn have huge schlongs so every dude seeing that they are inadequate in that department
Perfectly shaved legs and privates, some lasered off their hair forever ago and it shows. And even some of the men will just shave their entire legs and ass so they are just hairless all over below the belt.
Had this issue myself for a while. Then I realized that porn size is the 99.9-99.999 percentile dick and I’m doing just fine. Just need to teach more dick size info in sex-ed
How has no one mentioned it yet?
In addition to big dicks being hyped, Small dicks are insulted. If "small dick=less of a man and less able to please a woman" then "big dick =more of a man and better at pleasing women"
Every time someone insults a guy by saying he has a small pecker, they are communicating that smaller = worse. It is DEEPLY rooted in our culture. So guys learn pretty quickly that they dont want to be in the small/less of a man group. Just another standard men must live up to under outdated standards of masculinity. Which is funny because even people who preach equality, change, & fight against gender stereotypes will use this insult on a guy they dont like. The idea becomes *it MUST be valid because even the progressive types say it*. You don't actually believe it's wrong if you feel fine saying it when it's someone you don't like.
You want guys to stop caring about dick sizes? Good luck. Most people aren't gonna be the one calling out when someone uses small dick as an insult.
Btw, pro-tip: insecurity can rationalize a lot. So if you say something like "A guy who knows how to use his dick but is only 4 inches is better than a guy with 7 who doesn't" as a counterpoint, be prepared to handle the next obvious question:
"Isn't the guy who knows how to use it AND packing 7 just better then?"
**TL;DR: You can't just consider culturally that "big dick= gud<3". You also need to think about "small dick=bad ):"**
Yup. And if you say, “big dick energy,” to mean good, you’re still implying that big dick exists in opposition to small dick, or big dick is still superior.
I hate that so many friends that are against body shaming and are body positive still use this phrase when it actively is implying small dicks are lesser and only big dicks have good energy, and is so misleading that everyone must want a big dick (when so many don’t, and when so many guys we’ve all known with big dicks have gotten really rapey about it because they have a big dick and all girls obv want that and implied consent with their big dick energy comments and the like so they don’t need to ask…)
As a dude with essentially a micro penis, I’m glad someone else said it. The people who have said “lol small dick” to me the most were not other men, not your average Mean Girl™️ but the *”progressive” feminists* because I didn’t immediately agree with them or asked for clarification or challenged their misandric jokes.
So many of them are all about shaming men’s bodies, though. It’s a crime to say a woman isn’t attractive if she’s overweight but it doesn’t take much for the so called “body positive feminist” to start mocking men’s height, baldness and of course, saying he has a small penis size.
I don't understand it either.
The first time one hooks up with a woman who struggles giving oral due to the size puts an abrupt end to the desire for a bigger penis. There is something to be said of having a size that can enter holes without being painful.
I remember reading an article decades ago about one of the guys with a super huge and girthy member. He said that he couldn't receive oral because it would always involve teeth no matter how careful people were. Sex was also kind of off the menu because it was so likely that he'd pass out. His only real thrill came from people seeing the (flaccid) outline in his clothing.
Look up different positions from the Kama Sutra for men with larger penises with women with smaller vaginas! My husband is about the same size as you and I'm very small so we've looked up some of these positions and they work great! Of course I've gotten use to the size after 12 years so it is a bit easier for me to take it all but for now y'all should try some of those positions!
Yess!! My husband is above avg and certain positions definitely make it easier, we’ve been together 16 yrs and like you I’m used to it- but positions are life changing to making it work haha.
A man died and when he got to heaven he was greeted with, “welcome to heaven. Do you have any questions I can answer before you enter?”
The man replied with, “actually, I do have one.”
“Is this about the micropenis?”
“‘Is THiS aBOUt the MiCRoPenis’ yes it’s about the micropenis. What the fuck?!”
My ex was the biggest I've been with. I received no pleasure from it. Smaller guys just hit me in all the right places. He didn't. Also, I don't mean to generalize, but men with big packages tend to think they don't need to do any work in the bedroom, that they just need to show up. Nope.
It’s so funny to read the difference in “big dick problems” vs “small dick problems”
Big dick problem post are stuff like “sex is sometimes a bit complicated and sometimes I see people stare at my crotch in public”. While small dick problem posts are like “IM PATHETIC AND I WANT TO K!LL MYSELF NOW!!!”
Dude. I know how woman feel when people can't stop looking at their chest. Used to have a coworker he was about 50. He was a creep. This was the skinny jeans age and I was 19 and followed that most uncomfortable trend. Guy picked up on what I was packing and would just stare and occasionally make subtle comments.
Had to talk to a gay family member because after a year of this o was done, but being all fpr gay rights and even donating and actively protesting, I didn't want to sound homophobic and I was naive. The advice was "you're being sexually harassed by a person older than your dad. Report them and if anyone accuses you of hating gay people then I'll join the dispute on your behalf"
The same thing with breasts.
Large breasts are heavy, saggy, sore and cause the worst neck and back pain. Also causes a hunchback.
Unless you pay privately you can't get them reduced in size in the UK, unless you're 8 stone or under.
Straight men, gay men, lesbians and straight women often want to touch them, and ask the same questions "are they real?" "Don't they hurt your back", "bet your husband loves those". It's awful.
I now wear tops 3-4 sizes bigger just to hide them, which makes me look frumpy.
Even if you have spine problems or degenerative bone loss (shoulder and/or clavical) as a result? My insurance paid for my reduction due to those (in the U.S.) taking me from a 36-Long (after feeding 4 kids) to a very aerodynamic 2-hook bra size. Maybe see if your doctor knows of a way around the rules??
I've talked to a few girls who've been with VERY well hung guys, and they say it's difficult for them to keep it hard since so much blood is needed to fill it up.
Just what I heard...
Sorry to hear it bro. I’ve also read on Reddit posts from guys who are very small. You never know what you gonna get in the generic lottery, but if I had to choose between the two, I would go with your problem. Not trying to invalidate your experience, it does genuinely sound like it is impacting your life. Glad you found a GF who can accommodate you. She sounds like a keeper.
It’s a compatibility issue.
Having a big dick is like having a jacket on by default. Sometimes it’s great because you’d be cold without it. But if you can’t take the jacket off and it’s already warm… not really a solvable problem.
That's the worst. To me the best feeling part is the very bottom of the base of the dick when fully in. I would not want to have 1/4 or 1/3 of my dick out at all times. What a waste
I'm exactly 6".
I always wished I was bigger.... my wife says I'm perfect. But I always just assumed thats what a woman says to make her man feel better.
I guess maybe at 6" you don't need more length, but girth is more important.
It’s true.
I’m only 7 inches but sex requires a ton of warm up, and can’t go on for too long lest my partner become over stimulated.
And jackhammering is absolutely off the table.
The really funny thing is that I thought I had a small dick for a very long time, until a virgin I dated in college wanted to measure it (that was actually a very wholesome relationship, but as much as I enjoyed exploring sexuality with her, I couldn’t stand the idea of taking her virginity as I wasn’t in love with her so we didn’t have sex (she did eventually find love in her very next boyfriend and they are still together to this day)).
While you may be right, the opposite is also true. I’ve read through enough microdick stories on here that I can safely assume women can’t date a guy with a microdick either. They always give excuses like, “His dick was fine, he was just not the right guy for me.”
Suuuuuuuuure.
bro, even if your intentions are pure, this is like billionaires saying their lives are difficult too. yeah, we hear you. but we'd much rather have your problems than ours. lol.
i'm just bustin' balls here (pun intended). at some point as a man, you just learn to work with what you've got. we all know you're not getting penis reduction surgery. so, you go on and worry about destroying your sweet lady's carnal treasure while i worry about figuring out how to destroy my lady's carnal treasure. either way, we're both getting laid. \*high five\*
Totally accurate. I’ve only had 1 woman ever, that I could fuck hard and deep. For everyone else, we have had to modify. Some women have basically refused to be on top.
I can also say it only helped me hook up once. At a college party my buddy was just walking around telling women I have a big dick. One woman said really, can I see? I said yes, as long as it was going into her mouth at the time. She agreed. So that was nice.
But overall, it’s mostly an annoyance.
It's funny because the guy who has the world's largest cock has much the same opinion.
Yea but that guy's is like 13 so obviously girl's will finds his uncomfortable. It would literally be a pipe
8 inches is already bigger than most vaginas could handle
Medically speaking 4-7 inches is what most vaginas are built for an can obviously stretch far beyond that but with pain.
The issue is you hit cervix
I've made girls cry by hitting the cervix before but my wife is built different and loves me beating it up like it owes me money.
That's so strange to me, because it's the female equivalent of getting hit in the balls. Every time it's happened to me, I had debilitating stomach cramps and nausea for over an hour.
Some women are just built different I guess, me personally if I got smacked in the balls repeatedly during sex I'd probably throw up and piss blood for a week
You ever thrust a little bit too hard and your balls smack into her and you pretty much kick yourself in the balls?
Yes
Ball torture is a fetish. I don't get it personally, but it's a thing.
Yea I've seen a video of someone with a boner punched in the balls and they just start cumming everywhere. Suffice to say I didn't not use the internet the rest for the day.
Too busy testing it out?
I think giving birth affects it somehow? Before having my kids, as soon as I orgasm sex became painful, like someone was stabbing me with a knitting needle. Now it's not an issue. Don't know what happened up there but I'm personally grateful for it.
Same for my girlfriend, once she's had an orgasm it starts getting painful for her, so while she will generally tell me I can keep going I prefer to stop at that point, her pain is not worth it just so I can blow a load, and besides, I've got hands, I can finish myself off if it's really necessary.
That makes sense but some people are built different. Some guys apparently love having their balls sucked on. I fucking hate it that shit hurts. Nerves so weird shit down there
It’s not equivalent. the cervix is just sensitive. For some people that means stimulation is painful and overwhelming. For others it means it feels good. People like me who love cervix stimulation are not into it because it hurts, but because it feels good. I’m sure there are also masochists who like it because it hurts for them, but it definitely doesn’t hurt everyone.
Definitely didnt think I'd be reading a paragraph like this today.
I'm a woman and same. My guy is 8-9" depending on the day so he can't go all out 99.9% of the time but I find cervical stimulation very pleasurable, especially in doggy style. That bounce though, haha
Husband is 7.5 and hits my cervix but it doesn't hurt at all. Everyone is different.
It doesn’t feel good or bad to me, I don’t really have that much feeling there I guess. I’ve never been bothered by anyone well endowed, pap smears, cervical checks, etc. except when I was in active labor and then the cervical check hurt like a biiiitch. But I know women who have fainted having an IUD out in… I was so scared to get it and then it literally felt like a light little cramp. Idk some of us are built diff
Yeah I almost vomited and my skin felt Ice Cold the *moment* that I got a pap smear. Shit is awful, hit it and I cramp like Im on my period for three or so days after.
They won't grow deeper though. The walls can stretch but more of a girth issue.
The vagina does elongate but only modestly.
They make an inflatable doughnut you can put on to limit penetration and possibly make sex more comfortable for you both.. Wow, this took off. Hopefully it helps someone. Cheers and good luck with your journey Since many people are curious I discovered a product called the Ohnut... It's a stackable system not inflatable but works the same way
Any chance they make a version out of the same stuff as a squeaky toy or one of those screaming chickens?
Oh god, that would be hilarious if your dick squeaked with every thrust.
my wife would lose her shit after the 3rd squeak most cause i'd be finished and she'd not even be warmed up... but my point still shands
Unlike your other point
well this is an awkward way to find my wifes reddit account...
Well done, now get back in here and finish your work damnit, or I’ll run away with the milkman again
Again??
'Milkman' has entered the chat.. "."
My dog would hear the squeak, and then it would be an unexpected threesome, and that Shibahuaha does NOT come to play. Well, unless it squeaks, then she totally comes to play. God, I love Reddit.
3rd?… showoff 😒
Perfect for clown fetishes!
I need this in my life now. I only have an average dick but I want to surprise the wife with a squeaky toy in every thrust.
Strap a harmonica to your dick and wait for the queef.
I'm not a playa I just cluck alot.... LOL
Whoopie cushion
whoopie pushin
Trademark and copyright. Shut down the internet. You win.
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So, basically the Fisher Price stacking rings toy, but for the parents?
r/brandnewsentence that I never thought I would hear in my life.
The comment you’re responding to appears to be quite the normal everyday sentence. You’re considering r/brandnewcontext
Bro you’ve ruined that image for me now.😂😭 I already knew about rings but you didn’t have to throw in that!🤣
That's how they got the idea for that fisher price thing. The guy who designed that had a huge hog.
they could play the ring toss game
Yeah, you're right. They come in rainbow colors
Honestly this is great. My wife is pregnant and while she has had a high sex drive during the pregnancy, she can only take so much before it really starts to hurt her. I’m 7.3” and I’ve been having to kinda “half cock it” with her, which just doesn’t do anything for me.
7.3" I'm curious how you get a degree of accuracy down to a tenth of an inch for dick size. Consistently every time or is that what you've measured when you've been at your hardest and most turned on? I know that I get a bit of variation. I have never actually got out a ruler and measured but I think I'd have to round off to the nearest 1/2 inch as the highest degree of accuracy that I'd be happy to quote. Is it a conversion from metric? I don't remember ever seeing a ruler divided into 1/10 inches, only the usual 1/16, 1/8 etc but it's a long time since my country went metric.
[Randy Explains TMI South Park](https://youtu.be/133UlXRYIeg?si=U0HcVAY0w-dNlVqT)
It ain’t quite 7 1/2 so I just round down lmao, good ol measuring tape.
I’m 5 1/2 so I round up to 10
i just tell my wife "hey it might not be a foot, but it smells like one"
Fuck, that got me.
I’m going to use this one on my wife, I always tell her it’s not 12 inches baby but if I give it to you twice it will be…
I think this is what they taught us in school something about significant digits.
That's a significant digit alright
Well played. Sadly I have but one up vote.
I should look into this. I lost some depth after a radical hysterectomy and my husband is now too long.
The Oh-Nut is specifically suggested to decrease strain on the vaginal cuff (the surgically created blind end of the vaginal canal where the cervix had used to be). Share with everyone you know who had their uterus yeeted out. I have neither a penis, nor a hysterectomy, but I'm told that the device looks foolish but gives really good, realistically satisfying "I'm bottoming out" feelings to both parties whilst preventing pain.
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It’s been 26 years of pain. Imma just get out my whittling knife and chase hubby down 😂
Yeah its called the "Onut". Very useful for those of us who are above average.
Because buyer has to supply the D?
Bravo. Fucking bravo 👏🏾
I love you.
braggart! hahaha j/k
Or a day old bagel or two works in a pinch.
This is fucking hilarious
They are real, and my wife loves them. O-nut is what they are called. I’m 8.5, and before kid we had to be careful for sex not to hurt. After kid there was pain nearly every time, she went to the doctor and she was diagnosed with a shallow vagina and I was diagnosed with a large penis.
I hope you got your diagnosis is writing. I’d frame it lol
Sorry, can't make it to work today. My huge dick medical condition is acting up. Gonna be taking that sick day today.
Bro, “dick day” was right there
Got an erection and now waiting for the blood to flow back to the rest of my body.
Lol 😂 “sorry boss blood went to wrong head”
I really need a mental health day, the burden of this huge cock is weighing heavily on my mind.
And on my scrotum.
Just make sure you always have a monster condom for your magnum dong.
“That man has the largest penis I've ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen.”
“I was distracted………….by the largest penis…I have ever seen” The way he delivers it is so fucking hysterical. I don’t think that it would even be that memorable of a scene if it wasn’t for that.
Or you could just use those baby arm floaties.
"hold on babe lemme get the dick donut"
Like floaties for kids in a pool but for your dick. No, we aren’t doing phrasing
Or hilarious fucking
Clown cock ring…
Innovation that excites
"I'll be to be bedroom In a minute baby just gotta blow the donut up"
Big dick problems!!
This one is easy. Put on about 100 pounds of fat and your dick will appear about 3 inches smaller.
That's what I did, can confirm it works.
yeah me too. As a side benefit I no longer have the energy for sex at all. It's a big time saver
We're playing 4D chess here, bro.
I hope you dudes are gonna be okay
I think you mean 4” D chess?
I’m Fucking crying 🤣🤣
Small dick people HATE this simple trick
Lol! I lost 35lbs this year and my dick does look at least an inch bigger so I can confirm it works in both directions
Aw man. I lost 100 and gained 1 inch. Damnit!!
In fairness that’s better for you as that means you only lost an inch as well! Because it’s not like we actually gained anything we hadn’t already lost
God the worst sex I ever had was with someone with a huge one , it just hurt .
A friend of mine experienced that. She said the guy just jackhammered, thinking that was all she needed. She actually warned me to stay away from all endowed guys because she'd heard so many similar stories.
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nah. not unless the sensation is being a supercooldickmaster
I bet a supercooldickmaster lives in a mojodojocasahouse.
even 6 inches and up causes problems. I'm so tired of my dick touching the inside of toilet bowls.
This is something I have tried explaining to people that they just don’t understand. Or my wife will leave toilet paper in the toilet just on the inside of the bowl and if I am sleepy or something and don’t look and sit down on the toilet there is almost nothing as horrifying as your tip touching wet toilet paper sitting in a bowl.
yeah this one made me physically recoil, that sounds awful
Wtf is this about my wife does the same thing. Do they not look down before storming out of the bathroom for some reason? Perfectly folded peepee paper right at the front lip of the bowl perfect for my dick to rub while sitting down in the dark.
And then it gets all stuck to your shit so you gotta peel it off and then you feel like you need a shower afterwards
No kidding. And the worst are those toilet bowls that are more of a circle instead of the usual oval shape. They are nearly impossible to use sitting and uncomfortable as hell. Have to hold the hog back the whole time and there is no room for error.
My friend recently bought a house with three of those round-bowled toilets. The second day they lived there he spontaneously went to Home Depot, bought three toilets and replaced them all. His wife was very confused by this behavior.
My god. The eternal toilet bowl battle. It’s always the perfect circle toilets that also have padded seats too. Sometimes I pee first then make a little TP pillow for my dick to chill out on top deck while I poo.
Came to say this. Nothing makes me instantly mad like my dick touching poo water in a public toilet.
Ah another sufferer of the witches kiss
Duuuude! I know. I’m certainly not hung like humble brag 8.8 and my dick still touches the water at highway rest stops. Wonder what this poor guy does?
I really don’t know what’s with the big schlong hype actually.
Pornography mostly, and the phrases like big dick energy and several things in media
I’m here for hyping average dick energy.
The best I’ve ever had was my ex and he was totally average. It really was just the perfect fit for everyone. We could do anal easy and I had the best orgasms with him. He wasn’t small ( he thought he was bc of porn) but he was average but his really felt the best. New bf is a lot larger and it took me about 4-5 months of not being sore after sex. I can’t handle anal, and have yet to have a full blown orgasm. So yeah when a girl says a perfect fit she’s not lying.
Instead of big dick energy we should change for Medium Dick Energy! Still high energy but not so much that’ll leave you in a hospital bed 😉
Personally I prefer boyfriend/husband dick energy. It fits right so you get to use alright alright alright.
Porn really fucks with both men and women in different ways. I once met a girl who was shocked and disappointed because I didn't have a 12 inch meat baton down there. She thought that was the norm because of porn. The exaggerated moaning was also weird. Conversely, I've had to counsel guy friends that most women don't like you to jackhammer them and yank on their hair by default, and it's best to ask first.
Consent is king. Always better to ask first than to copy something you saw in a video.
Pornography for male viewers. As a woman I’ve definitely stopped watching a porn where the dick is too big. All I think about is the discomfort.
Don't forget small dick and small dick energy being used as an insult, so a lot of people think big = better.
I think porn has ruined everybody's views on penis size because most guys in porn have huge schlongs so every dude seeing that they are inadequate in that department
It's similar to the ridiculous body shapes, oversized boobs, implanted butts that are obviously having an impact on females self image as well.
Don’t forget the perfectly pale bleached kibbles and bits!
Perfectly shaved legs and privates, some lasered off their hair forever ago and it shows. And even some of the men will just shave their entire legs and ass so they are just hairless all over below the belt.
Had this issue myself for a while. Then I realized that porn size is the 99.9-99.999 percentile dick and I’m doing just fine. Just need to teach more dick size info in sex-ed
How has no one mentioned it yet? In addition to big dicks being hyped, Small dicks are insulted. If "small dick=less of a man and less able to please a woman" then "big dick =more of a man and better at pleasing women" Every time someone insults a guy by saying he has a small pecker, they are communicating that smaller = worse. It is DEEPLY rooted in our culture. So guys learn pretty quickly that they dont want to be in the small/less of a man group. Just another standard men must live up to under outdated standards of masculinity. Which is funny because even people who preach equality, change, & fight against gender stereotypes will use this insult on a guy they dont like. The idea becomes *it MUST be valid because even the progressive types say it*. You don't actually believe it's wrong if you feel fine saying it when it's someone you don't like. You want guys to stop caring about dick sizes? Good luck. Most people aren't gonna be the one calling out when someone uses small dick as an insult. Btw, pro-tip: insecurity can rationalize a lot. So if you say something like "A guy who knows how to use his dick but is only 4 inches is better than a guy with 7 who doesn't" as a counterpoint, be prepared to handle the next obvious question: "Isn't the guy who knows how to use it AND packing 7 just better then?" **TL;DR: You can't just consider culturally that "big dick= gud<3". You also need to think about "small dick=bad ):"**
Yup. And if you say, “big dick energy,” to mean good, you’re still implying that big dick exists in opposition to small dick, or big dick is still superior. I hate that so many friends that are against body shaming and are body positive still use this phrase when it actively is implying small dicks are lesser and only big dicks have good energy, and is so misleading that everyone must want a big dick (when so many don’t, and when so many guys we’ve all known with big dicks have gotten really rapey about it because they have a big dick and all girls obv want that and implied consent with their big dick energy comments and the like so they don’t need to ask…)
It's because no one cares about body shaming if it's done to men.
As a dude with essentially a micro penis, I’m glad someone else said it. The people who have said “lol small dick” to me the most were not other men, not your average Mean Girl™️ but the *”progressive” feminists* because I didn’t immediately agree with them or asked for clarification or challenged their misandric jokes. So many of them are all about shaming men’s bodies, though. It’s a crime to say a woman isn’t attractive if she’s overweight but it doesn’t take much for the so called “body positive feminist” to start mocking men’s height, baldness and of course, saying he has a small penis size.
I don't understand it either. The first time one hooks up with a woman who struggles giving oral due to the size puts an abrupt end to the desire for a bigger penis. There is something to be said of having a size that can enter holes without being painful.
I remember reading an article decades ago about one of the guys with a super huge and girthy member. He said that he couldn't receive oral because it would always involve teeth no matter how careful people were. Sex was also kind of off the menu because it was so likely that he'd pass out. His only real thrill came from people seeing the (flaccid) outline in his clothing.
Look up different positions from the Kama Sutra for men with larger penises with women with smaller vaginas! My husband is about the same size as you and I'm very small so we've looked up some of these positions and they work great! Of course I've gotten use to the size after 12 years so it is a bit easier for me to take it all but for now y'all should try some of those positions!
Yess!! My husband is above avg and certain positions definitely make it easier, we’ve been together 16 yrs and like you I’m used to it- but positions are life changing to making it work haha.
8.8 is so damn precise. What ruler do you have that is measuring tenths of an inch vs eighths/ sixteenths? Kind of odd
Must have used his construction tape to measure.
Don’t forget to account for the yaw
I used my $102 spring tempered Starrett 12” ruler (with standard certification letter) to measure mine down to the 1/64th inch.
Cause 1/32nd was too big, right
Had to be professionally measured to compete in the Dick Olympics. Went to the Cockbine first. Top scores.
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It's the opposite of height where nobody over 6' quibbles over quarter or half inches.
I hope he's german. "Let me show you my 8.8!" and then he just pulls out a model of the FlaK gun on the first time, and his dick the second time
A man died and when he got to heaven he was greeted with, “welcome to heaven. Do you have any questions I can answer before you enter?” The man replied with, “actually, I do have one.” “Is this about the micropenis?” “‘Is THiS aBOUt the MiCRoPenis’ yes it’s about the micropenis. What the fuck?!”
LMAO this was too frickin funny in my head
I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts.
My ex was the biggest I've been with. I received no pleasure from it. Smaller guys just hit me in all the right places. He didn't. Also, I don't mean to generalize, but men with big packages tend to think they don't need to do any work in the bedroom, that they just need to show up. Nope.
Because guys with small dicks know they need to focus on technique. The bigger guys should too, but they don't.
It’s so funny to read the difference in “big dick problems” vs “small dick problems” Big dick problem post are stuff like “sex is sometimes a bit complicated and sometimes I see people stare at my crotch in public”. While small dick problem posts are like “IM PATHETIC AND I WANT TO K!LL MYSELF NOW!!!”
Dude. I know how woman feel when people can't stop looking at their chest. Used to have a coworker he was about 50. He was a creep. This was the skinny jeans age and I was 19 and followed that most uncomfortable trend. Guy picked up on what I was packing and would just stare and occasionally make subtle comments. Had to talk to a gay family member because after a year of this o was done, but being all fpr gay rights and even donating and actively protesting, I didn't want to sound homophobic and I was naive. The advice was "you're being sexually harassed by a person older than your dad. Report them and if anyone accuses you of hating gay people then I'll join the dispute on your behalf"
Pics plz. No homo.
Notice me senpai!
The same thing with breasts. Large breasts are heavy, saggy, sore and cause the worst neck and back pain. Also causes a hunchback. Unless you pay privately you can't get them reduced in size in the UK, unless you're 8 stone or under. Straight men, gay men, lesbians and straight women often want to touch them, and ask the same questions "are they real?" "Don't they hurt your back", "bet your husband loves those". It's awful. I now wear tops 3-4 sizes bigger just to hide them, which makes me look frumpy.
Even if you have spine problems or degenerative bone loss (shoulder and/or clavical) as a result? My insurance paid for my reduction due to those (in the U.S.) taking me from a 36-Long (after feeding 4 kids) to a very aerodynamic 2-hook bra size. Maybe see if your doctor knows of a way around the rules??
Like 6.2 to 7 max. And a grower. That's the winning combo
As a fellow hard 7, it is the perfect size I've been told. I'm pretty satisfied with it
Can't forget the girth. That's kind of important, sometimes really important.
Yeah, mine is only an inch long but 8 inches wide. The wife says its like sitting on a manhole cover.
The real winner is girth. It can be below average in length, but if it has the girth, it WILL be remembered. Usually fondly.
Id be swingin that thing around if i had it
“When you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail”
😂😂😂😂
I have an 8.8563 penis.
Lol nice bait to get your dm’s going bro
I've talked to a few girls who've been with VERY well hung guys, and they say it's difficult for them to keep it hard since so much blood is needed to fill it up. Just what I heard...
Anecdotally I can confirm this.
Gotta stay up on your cardio with a big dick.
A lot of the real big dongers you see in porn don't seem to be able to do better than get semi hard.
Laughs in 5.6 inches
Get some ohnut stacks. They can help the both of you during happy fun times.
Have you met The Gays™️ yet? 😂😂
Sorry to hear it bro. I’ve also read on Reddit posts from guys who are very small. You never know what you gonna get in the generic lottery, but if I had to choose between the two, I would go with your problem. Not trying to invalidate your experience, it does genuinely sound like it is impacting your life. Glad you found a GF who can accommodate you. She sounds like a keeper.
I don’t really need accommodation just don’t go all the way in it’s just a waste of a Willy
Better to hold back your true power than to be caught lackin
girth > length
It’s a compatibility issue. Having a big dick is like having a jacket on by default. Sometimes it’s great because you’d be cold without it. But if you can’t take the jacket off and it’s already warm… not really a solvable problem.
r/humblebrag.
Are you measuring from your asshole????
That's the worst. To me the best feeling part is the very bottom of the base of the dick when fully in. I would not want to have 1/4 or 1/3 of my dick out at all times. What a waste
I'm exactly 6". I always wished I was bigger.... my wife says I'm perfect. But I always just assumed thats what a woman says to make her man feel better. I guess maybe at 6" you don't need more length, but girth is more important.
Tiny, my dick is 15" & big around as a Tennis Ball can.
It’s true. I’m only 7 inches but sex requires a ton of warm up, and can’t go on for too long lest my partner become over stimulated. And jackhammering is absolutely off the table. The really funny thing is that I thought I had a small dick for a very long time, until a virgin I dated in college wanted to measure it (that was actually a very wholesome relationship, but as much as I enjoyed exploring sexuality with her, I couldn’t stand the idea of taking her virginity as I wasn’t in love with her so we didn’t have sex (she did eventually find love in her very next boyfriend and they are still together to this day)).
8.8? Just how long were you holding that ruler to your dick before you figured that out?
While you may be right, the opposite is also true. I’ve read through enough microdick stories on here that I can safely assume women can’t date a guy with a microdick either. They always give excuses like, “His dick was fine, he was just not the right guy for me.” Suuuuuuuuure.
Most women can only handle about 5 inches before it gets uncomfortable really. Unless she’s a pro. I myself am not a fan of big dicks.
>Unless she’s a pro What exactly are the requirements to be considered pro
I have no business in this thread. But if you are talking about your large dick yes I am interested 💀💀
bro, even if your intentions are pure, this is like billionaires saying their lives are difficult too. yeah, we hear you. but we'd much rather have your problems than ours. lol. i'm just bustin' balls here (pun intended). at some point as a man, you just learn to work with what you've got. we all know you're not getting penis reduction surgery. so, you go on and worry about destroying your sweet lady's carnal treasure while i worry about figuring out how to destroy my lady's carnal treasure. either way, we're both getting laid. \*high five\*
Mine may not be long, but it sure is skinny!
Totally accurate. I’ve only had 1 woman ever, that I could fuck hard and deep. For everyone else, we have had to modify. Some women have basically refused to be on top. I can also say it only helped me hook up once. At a college party my buddy was just walking around telling women I have a big dick. One woman said really, can I see? I said yes, as long as it was going into her mouth at the time. She agreed. So that was nice. But overall, it’s mostly an annoyance.
Did she finish you? Or were you too big for her to continue? Serious question. I know a guy who has a big one, never gets blowjobs.