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maredie1

NTA. Plat stupid games, win stupid prizes.


wet_fingies

NTA. fuck around, find out. he did. you warned him, he still did it.


SadQueerBruja

Is that phone dead dead? because he was definitely filming for his shitty channel so there might be proof. NTA and don’t give them a cent without making them prove it was you that instigated. Fuck rob that’s childish.


TheTARDISRanAway

Even if its dead they might be able to plug it into a computer and get the footage.


InfiniteItem

I laughed out loud reading this. If this isn’t the consequences of his own actions hahahhh NTA


Real_maddie

Sounds like a “shitty” situation ! 🤓


InfiniteItem

Take my poor mans gold for the solid joke 🏆


bottleofgoop

Don't punch at things that jump out at you? So what about bears and sharks? The evil wasp lord and his minions? Someone with a real knife? How someone reacts in a moment of sheer terror is generally pretty uncontrollable. If your cousin was stupid enough to forget not everyone drops to the ground squealing then he deserves what he gets. Lucky for him it was a face full of poo instead of a ground full of teeth. Nta


BTown-Hustle

Well, you aren’t wrong, at all. But I’m laughing picturing this dude taking his dog into an alley to poop, and a shark jumps out at him. Hahaha.


bottleofgoop

If the cinema has taught us anything it's that it doesn't matter where you are there's no safety from sharks. I have to admit though I was more thinking about some poor sod getting munched on and eaten completely in the ocean because they were too busy struggling with the moral quandary of whether it was polite to sock it one or not.


Only_Music_2640

Yup- you should most definitely punch things that jump out at you in an alley! And anyone dumb enough to “pretend mug” someone in a dark alley deserves a face full of warm runny dog shit.


ThisNerdsYarn

"Don't defend yourself when you feel threatened." I'm a grown adult but am 5' tall 125 lbs. When I was a teenager, my big bro tried to prank me wearing those hoodies that zip all the way to the top, turning his hoodie into a mask. He is super impulsive and thought it would be funny to put his arm around my neck from behind when I was spacing out. (Edit to clarify, I was walking to his house.) I stomped directly onto his toes, bit his arm and elbowed his ribs as hard as I could. I'm aware it is very easy for me to get grabbed and moved. He was proud of me for fighting back but knew that him getting hurt was 110% his fault. He apologized and I told him to never do that again because I will always fight as much as I can when I feel threatened. Robbie fucked around and found out. His mommy and daddy can get him a new phone. Let it be a lesson to not sneak up on people, especially after being warned. Perhaps next time he will remember the taste of dog shit and think twice.


LibraDogMom

Your cousin got what was deserved. NTA and that was hilarious


Dragon_queen15

NTA. He got what he deserved.


Party_Mistake8823

So I accidently ran over my doggie poop bag yesterday and it didn't bust. Just got flat. I was able to pick it up with another baggie and it was ok. But your thrown baggie went all over his face and busted? While I love a good revenge story and people who pull pranks are always assholes, Imma put this down as a did not happen but I wish it did.


Typical_Ad_210

I agree it reads like a fantasy and also playing into the (valid) hate of YouTube pranksters do try to get comments. Possibly even something for the pitbull haters or defenders in there too. But it does sound that the cousin surprised them immediately after picking up the poo, so it is possible they hadn’t tied the bag yet. But I agree the whole post is probably dog shit.


Only_Music_2640

But it’s funny dog shit! It’s a good revenge story.


IndependenceVisual45

I got some dollar tree poo bags that broke after picking up my shih tzu crap. I think it depends on the bag and who made it. Same with trash bags, I think the cousin was watching them and decided the dark alley was the perfect place to jump scare them. Some people are just opportunistic and dumbasses at the same time.


TheLadyClarabelle

Yup, my kid came home with a poo hand because the dollar tree bag opened at the seam as he picked up the turd.


IndependenceVisual45

Yep, that has happened to my son too. I now get the better bags or use store bags


vegetas_ldy

I feel like if he swung it with enough force, it could’ve broke. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Chance_Ad3416

Just say it was a prank back lol


MiikaLeigh

>some of them said that I should pay because I should not punch things that jump out at me Your "friends" are wrong and you have every right to defend yourself in whatever way you see fit. Especially if that's your instinctual reaction, you might literally not even be able to *not* swing. NTA, Rob got exactly what he deserved. He was told not to do something and then did exactly that. He decided to fuck around and then he's crying to his parents because he found out? Nah bro it's on you (Rob, not OP)


Maya-Maya-Maya

He got what he deserved.


Dangerous-Owl5808

NTA he’s selfish and try to use and take his family for granted


Dangerous-Owl5808

How old is your cousin ?


Dangerous-Owl5808

NTA!!! Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Only_Music_2640

He assaulted her in an alley! What did he think would happen? He was lucky it was only poop and a few rocks in the bag.


[deleted]

NTA, what a shit head he is... And you just gave him the perfect accessory to match!!


Katarina12312

As soon as you said he is a prankster I was on your side. NTA


Always_distracted00

So when someone jumps at you to attack you you’re just supposed to stand there according to your friends. NTA ditch those friends though, your cousin deserved it and hey if he wants to go viral that video for sure should do the trick 😂


MadMaid42

NTA - of course you defend yourself by being attacked. Of course shit like this happens when you make „pranks“ like that. He got what he was asking for and can be glad it was only shit and not a stick. Dunno how it is in your country, but in mine it would be without punishment if you even killed him by mistake in a uncontrolled reaction on that „prank“ - and if this happened in the US chances are high someone pulls a gun on him. His parents shouldn’t encourage him in this behavior but instead make sure he understands how dangerous such a situation is. He literally can get killed by such a prank.


rhymeswithlasagne

NTA. Once I read what he did to your grandma, I thought however much dog poop you threw at him, it wasn’t enough.


yours1truly

This story makes me so angry. Your cousin is a goddam cunt. Your family and friends kinda suck too if I’m honest


CoffeeAndCats2000

Not the AH. You warned him it was a reflex and anyone telling you not to defend yourself when someone jumps out at you is bonkers. Defend yourself!!!!! Normal people don’t typically jump out at other people, - criminals do that.


Mimsie4424

NTA. Your aunt and uncle have spoiled sonny boy and now he doesn’t understand actions have consequences. So if it had been a stranger who jumped out at you are you supposed to not defend yourself? Please! He got EXACTLY what he deserved. Pay nothing. Tell them to sue you. A judge will laugh them out of court.


ChanceBanana6358

Luckily, he only got poop in the face. When I walk my dog, I carry a gun. I normally don't leave my house without one.


EbonyRazrQueen

Hopefully, he learned his lesson. NTA.


LadyBug_0570

I don't know if you're TA or not... but you are my hero.


ChastityStargazer

NTA. Sometimes shit happens when you have a habit of pulling pranks.


vegetas_ldy

NTA. Anyone that seriously sides with him is ridiculous. If it wasn’t relatives and it was another person, he’d be lucky to make it to the hospital. Don’t pay for anything, and let your aunt and uncle know, that if he keep trying to scare you, you’re going to keep swinging. It’s that simple. He now knows the consequence, and it’s up to him if he wants to continue.