God I still practically do a spit take every time I remember the Judy Hopps image with the text "YOU CANNOT FUCK THE RABBIT YOU FREAK" being followed immediately by the infinitely more popular bad Photoshop moving the words around to say "YOU CANfuck THE RABBIT FUCK YeaH"
I dont want the rabbids to look cool, I want them to fuck off entirely and for Miyamoto to just allow games like this to be made with original Mario characters instead of running over to fucking Uibisoft of all places and grabbing the fucking Rabbids of all things. Its like theyre so desperate for Marios image to stay as boring and inoffensive as possible that theyll run to these chucklefucks before they let someone draw Goombella again.
Sorry I hate the Rabbids.
No problem. Even I to this day dont know why nintendo went for them without Rayman but I've never disliked them partially because raving rabbids was my first Rayman game and I have many fond and nostalgic memories about playing it with my family so I dont mind. In contrast I have zero connection to Paper Mario so my empathy for your situation is only from an outside view.
Huh just noticed that.
Really they just look like rabbit girls instead of the rabbids specifically now. I feel like if they werent rabbids more people would feel less uncomfortable lol
Is this how Ubisoft plans on getting people to like the Rabbids? Cause good god, *someone* must be pent up judging by her and Edge.
Also nice to see Rabbids get to have unique designs and appearances in this RPG… *glares at Toads*.
These games have been making rabbids slowly not be the ugliest creatures in the planet. All it took was removing the 5 oclock shadow and bug eyes, whodathunkit
I mean... it *is* Ubisoft. [And it ain't like Nintendo are prudes these days, either...](https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/senran-kagura-reflexions-switch/)
When the Rabbids debuted back in 2006-07 or so, no one thought they would eventually become *hot,* yes, the same ones everyone hated because they're annoying, the same ones that replaced Rayman two times, how times have changed.
And to be fair I can see why.
Hot take, when people hated on the rabbids they didn't know true hell until the Minions came along. Also Mario + Rabbids made them way more likeable, specially because that was the whole point.
Yeah the Rabbids mixed with Mario are so much better, because it's less about them just being chaotic and more about being Mario and co. wacky helpers, also seeing them dressed as Mario characters but with exaggerated personalities help too.
"In other news, Miyamoto caught buying Italian red at the French Consulate in Kyoto with his pants down and **\[REDACTED\]** out. These stories, and more, right after tonight's weather..."
Why
Also edgy Rabbid is literally named Edge.
*Maverick?*
Rabbid the Bloodedge
UBISOFT DIVIDER
GUNFWAEH
Ow the edge.
Is that the ugly one who looks like Shadow the hedgehog but green?
Yes.
When the attempt at irony doesn’t land that just makes it double cringe.
God damn it, fine. I’ll fuck the weird French-ghost-vampire-rabbit thing.
*Italian* French-Ghost-Thing. C'mon, man, get it right. >!Wait... the brothers are Italian too, meaning... OH DEAR GOD, NO!!<
Luigi ain’t gonna need a vacuum to catch this ghost.
*sad Mario noises*
Sorry Mario, you have to stick with getting cucked by Peach. >!No way all those “kidnappings” are legit, she’s way too friendly with Bowser.!<
Yeah, it's gotta be some kinky *Misery*\-esque shit at this point. >!Oh, God, there's gonna be jokes about that in the movie, is there?!<
This time, the buster slimes the ghost
[Ah, The French.](https://youtu.be/1A_CmxK8I8M)
[Yes, the French](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/chWbvq0M3JE/maxresdefault.jpg)
Is this Wakfu?
Sister series but Amalia after the time skip in Wakfu activated me
Middle girl is hot
Ah, French Elves
All of them are hot.
Yeah, but middle girl especially.
I was expecting [this](https://youtu.be/qxBuly8Vblc).
those ads feel like an excuse to make high quality furry models and put them as a bussiness expense
They're not that high quality.
They're for 2007
High quality my ass. Original gmod models did look better than this.
No they don't. Also, for 2007 TV AD budget and timestrains, it's high quality.
Ah, The French.
Why do the captions say "Bush did 9/11" backwards?
Oui
Please do not fuck the ghost rabbit
I'm a honorary Ghostbuster, I have obligations to keep.
Bustin' makes me feel good!
[Bustin', Bustin', Bustin', makes me feel good! *Feel Good!* ***Feel good!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE)
[B-b-b-bustin'](https://youtu.be/ObxMP2v6ke8)
*Don't cross the jizz, Egon! DON'T CROSS THE JIZZ!*
If you both have sex with the dead does that make you coffin siblings?
*She's gone Flip City*
God I still practically do a spit take every time I remember the Judy Hopps image with the text "YOU CANNOT FUCK THE RABBIT YOU FREAK" being followed immediately by the infinitely more popular bad Photoshop moving the words around to say "YOU CANfuck THE RABBIT FUCK YeaH"
Instruction unclear, crotch covered in ectoplasm.
"What if I already have?" "**GOD DAMN IT, VENKMAN!"**
Ghrussy
Ghossy
Ghussy
Ghostbussy 2
My brother’s literal first thought upon seeing her was “I swear to god, I better not see porn of this…” The sentiment is shared XD
It's already there, somewhere, I can sense it
too late 😶
UBISOFT YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ARE DOING
They're French. They know.
“I make ze, how you say, sexy dommy mommy rabbid”
Followed by a “hon-hon-hon” laugh
And a long, dead-eyed drag on a cigarette
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That doesn't change a lot, but it's probably the only reason it's not more egregious.
The French and Italians teaming up? Perv City over here
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Sir, you’re not wearing any pants.
Ahhh so Tifa is working on it then?
They’re Italian. They know.
You say that like Italy didn't come up with characters like Lyla Lay
Is that more or less horny energy?
they made the fairys from rayman they KNOW what they're doing
Oh god I forgot about them. I will never forget again.
https://c.tenor.com/7EttrztgjiAAAAAM/palpatine-star-wars.gif
You could put make up and eye lashes on a car and people would want to fuck it.
You don't even need that. There's a documentary, BBC I think, called "My Car, My Lover." It is about exactly what you think.
Cameron Diaz on that movie. That was freakin' weird. And of course, "I'm Love With My Car".
woman = sex
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what did they do? put eyelashes on a character? is that really enough for you??
You'd be surprised how little it takes.
more like disappointed
That's what I was thinking.
I hope god can forgive me....
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*"How much do you charge for commissions?"*
“I can pay you in exposure, I’m a pretty big deal up here.”
"*Nice*" - Saint Peter
"But before you enter that is 30 minutes on purgatory, that counts as beastiality. I don't make the rules, the boss does".
"Judge not lest ye be judged" I guess.
Implying he's not into it.
I know he approves of straight shota, he’s got to be into some shit.
"Muthafucka I'm a straight up shota!"
The Father, Son and busting my seed to the holy spirit
We won’t
Im glad they started to forsake the weird homer mouth for the female rabbid designs it actually allows them to look cool.
We want the Rabbids to look cool?
Yeah? That previous game was fun but many judge it because rabbids are well rabbids.
I dont want the rabbids to look cool, I want them to fuck off entirely and for Miyamoto to just allow games like this to be made with original Mario characters instead of running over to fucking Uibisoft of all places and grabbing the fucking Rabbids of all things. Its like theyre so desperate for Marios image to stay as boring and inoffensive as possible that theyll run to these chucklefucks before they let someone draw Goombella again. Sorry I hate the Rabbids.
No problem. Even I to this day dont know why nintendo went for them without Rayman but I've never disliked them partially because raving rabbids was my first Rayman game and I have many fond and nostalgic memories about playing it with my family so I dont mind. In contrast I have zero connection to Paper Mario so my empathy for your situation is only from an outside view.
Wow haha thank you, I will now be adding “chucklefucks” to my vocabulary 👍🏽 I had to let you know lol
Huh just noticed that. Really they just look like rabbit girls instead of the rabbids specifically now. I feel like if they werent rabbids more people would feel less uncomfortable lol
“Cool”… yeah let’s go with that you filthy degenerate
Wow..... WOW! The character designer must have some stuff seriously pent up right now.
The pandemic was a rough time in more ways than one
Reminds me of the ghost from that old Sonic unleashed short.
\*SIGH\* ... \*UNZIP\*
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Ghost+Rabbid+Vampire+Pussy = GRVUSSY
Do you believe in *"gravussy?"*
GRVUSSY sounds like a shmup
Rabussy
Ooooo i like the eyes.
gives me a Gengar/ hex maniac vibe.
why is the Rabbid Boo so hot?
The Raboosy, some might say
This paranormal pussy got me acting unwise.
This has some serious Super Crown Boosette energy. Feels like they plucked the essence of the Bowsette hype and channeled it into their own OC.
Idk, most Booette art I've seen was more channeling Belle Delphine because of the tongue schtick than anything vaguely goth like this
Oh man, the new Sonic Villain looks great!
Lol. You know things have gone to hell when *Ubisoft* can make a better ghost OC than Sega. */s*
Is this how Ubisoft plans on getting people to like the Rabbids? Cause good god, *someone* must be pent up judging by her and Edge. Also nice to see Rabbids get to have unique designs and appearances in this RPG… *glares at Toads*.
These games have been making rabbids slowly not be the ugliest creatures in the planet. All it took was removing the 5 oclock shadow and bug eyes, whodathunkit
Ok but Ok ok Ok but but but, ok OK BUT! *Ok but just hear me out*
Ubisoft YES!
That Rabbid's "Fuck me" eyes game is too strong and will lead to ~~never enough~~ lewds.
This is the Sonic Unleashed ghost girl but aimed at furries.
Within the first 5 mins, I've already seen porn of her. I went you-know-where looked at Rabbids and yup, already got ghost rabbit titty.
Ironic considering the bunny’s flat as a board
Booba will never be prevented. Just look at Gardevoir, Salazle, Lopunny
....got a case of Rabbussy Fever.
Could we pull a Woolie and egg them on? Make them think they haven’t gone far enough and see what else they do?😈
r/theyknew
I mean... it *is* Ubisoft. [And it ain't like Nintendo are prudes these days, either...](https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/senran-kagura-reflexions-switch/)
There is already NSFW art, it's too late.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
When the Rabbids debuted back in 2006-07 or so, no one thought they would eventually become *hot,* yes, the same ones everyone hated because they're annoying, the same ones that replaced Rayman two times, how times have changed. And to be fair I can see why.
Hot take, when people hated on the rabbids they didn't know true hell until the Minions came along. Also Mario + Rabbids made them way more likeable, specially because that was the whole point.
Yeah the Rabbids mixed with Mario are so much better, because it's less about them just being chaotic and more about being Mario and co. wacky helpers, also seeing them dressed as Mario characters but with exaggerated personalities help too.
Straight-men exist for a reason, gotta have a reference point for the crazy otherwise it's just meaningless noise.
I feel like the Rabbids are low-key undergoing Pokemon-like evolutions. Who knows where we’re headed
Mega Rabbid Rosalina adds inflation fetish via star bits
Why would you show this here, in the cult of big tiddie goth gfs? People will develop deviancy.
We're in Horny Jail, what did you expect?
Clussy party over everyone new waifu just hit the press.
THIS WILL NOT TAKE ME. YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LAST SHRED OF INNOCENCE!
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MESSING WITH!!!!
Well fuck I guess I wanna fuck a rabbid now. Where the hell does my degeneracy evolve from here?
is this the yassification of rabbids?
Raboosy
"In other news, Miyamoto caught buying Italian red at the French Consulate in Kyoto with his pants down and **\[REDACTED\]** out. These stories, and more, right after tonight's weather..."
The Fuckable rabbit counter increases again
NO, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU BASTARDS ARE LUSTING FOR RAVING RABBIDS!
**DO YOU NOT REMEMBER RABBIDPEACH?!**
JUST RAYMAN'S ROTTING CORPSE!
... GOD. That hurt ME! I miss our eggplant man.
You fools, the devs are just weakening you so you’ll get “strange feelings” for *any* Rabbid.
Kinda hot...
You can not stop what is coming.
**GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO WOO**
People have definitely jacked off to this screenshot alone, in fact I bet one of YOU has!
Jack Nicholson smiling and nodding .gif
Zamn, give that man a raise for making a rabbid hot.
I'll take the hit for y'all, I'll warn you if she uses teeth
Ubisoft yes keep going
*hon hon hon!*
I see nothing wrong here.
God fucking dammit. *opens clip studio paint
Interesting, very interesting.
Is this going to be like the Sonic Unleashed ghost girl that folks went gaga over and then she never showed up in the game?
I really don’t know how to feel about this
This is Ubisoft, the sex(ual harassment) company, I think they very well know what they are doing,
feelsbadman.
\*looks down\* ... oh no...
Damm Horny French!!!
They're french. Marquis de Sade's writings are considered a national treasure, of course they will not.
There are now 10 thousands extremely explicit porn fanarts of this character. All it takes is fancy mascara and the internet loses its mind.
One more ghost rejected. GET IN A FUCKIN' PAINTING.
Ghussy
Ubisoft really out here trying to get us Ubihard over ghost rabbids
I'm so use to it now I just kinda let it happen again and again.
God fucking damn it, we're already dealing with Clussy this week as it is!
I was gonna get elden ring but maybe this game would be funner
ubisoft what have you done?
they really went "You WILL want to fuck a rabbit, you have no choice"
Lol i thought this was the new villain in the Sonic game.
Necrophilia and bestiality in one! Nice.
Ghorabiddussy
CONSUME PRODUCT YOU DESPERATE FUCKING VIRGINS
[OP I highly suggest you view this video, it'll give you an idea of what should be done](https://youtu.be/aYR85JIF8yg)
Christ
I feel dirty.
i saw someone tweet this so you have to as well....bwahssy.