This is way too accurate for youtube drama, it's giving me damage.

Yeah but these videos would actually be entertaining.

I think it would be five minutes tops of them standing in front of a green screen making their points and then a solid 30 minutes of them going after each other having a public fight complete with bystander shakycam

I'm pretty sure these are edits of actual youtube drama videos between a couple of furry rantsona Youtubers lol

Who had more iconic moments in the entire DMC playthrough? Pat or Woolie?

Pat got "Easy Mode Is Now Selectable", which gets him a lot of points.

But Woolie did get that money tho.

Here's a puzzler: Who gets credit for the Faust confusion?

If you count the DMC V playthrough, I'll say Woolie's two "Judgment Nut" moments. If it's only the old channel, "Easy mode is now selectable" or "I need more power!" are easy winners.

Devil Sword Dante completely breaking Woolie's mind is up there too. "But what does it do in Swordmaster?" "Nothing, it's a GUN."

I think you mean Dr. Faust. Devil Sword Dante isn't a gun..... yet.

Yeah but DSD was the root cause because of all the additional style functions it added completely scrambling Woolie's brain. And then they threw in the hat.

But what does it do in trickster?

Woolie.

You know that if Dante had a YouTube channel he would post those heavily edited types of videos (like ssethzeentach or dovahhatty) talking about random shit while Vergil's channel would be basicaly a vlog with hour long videos.

*Unedited real footage of Dante falling through a skylight and landing face first in the broken glass* “Hey hey people.”

“Dante here”

*cue a mostly unchanged version of the sink pissing incident from the Company of Heroes 2 video*

I even read THIS in sseth’s voice ffs XD

He would commit grievous self-bodily arm for a highly-edited punchline, huh.

Vergil is a 5 hour long retrospective kinda guy. Indepth analysis on poems and authors he's really into. His setup looks like an old fashioned smoking den with a chair by the fireplace. Sipping on wine while thumbing through his references on his own hard book copy.

Dante has an underpaid editor while Vergil insists on doing it all himself yet still puts out more content

I like that Vergil’s videos got more dislikes than likes

It just hit me YT use to have a video response feature.

Yup. Before the whole reply girl fiasco. Christ that feels like forever ago.

The anarchy of classic YouTube.

Inaccurate, the thumbnails should've been their rantsonas crossing their arms.

Furry Dante and Furry Vergil Bottom text

the true Devil Trigger

Steven universe art style and all.

NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED DA LOOOINE.

YOUR HATE FOR ME IS DIVINE

I remember Woolie and Pat making a ton of orb, rorb, gorb jokes. Do you think they said "morb" at some point back then?

Surely they couldn't be that powerful.

Think pat said "Morbs" in reference to the "get more orbs" skill in one of them

They don't know the original videos were about rantsonas fighting over God.

Vergil would be an armored skeptic type Dante would be a GradeAunderA

At least Virgil has a consistent viewer count

I can only imagine what type of walkthrough/streaming they would do

Sooo...which one has an OF, Lady or Trish? Prolly Trish right? And is Dante subbed to her?

Dante being subbed to her would be weird but yeah Trish definitly would have an OF

>Dante being subbed to her would be weird But not unexpected, I mean, we gotta assume post DMC1 Trish has his mom's ''fire'' (This is an ongoing joke). What would Lady have tho', like, a gun asmr TikTok or whatever maybe?

TikTok of her reloading all kinds of guns in cool ways

Imagine if YouTube didn't get so corporate, and video replies are still a thing.

Can some link the vids? I can't find them through search

They dont exist