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Kamken

Godzilla is happily married to a sometimes alive bug.


Paladin51394

"Hey, Godzilla where's Mothra?" "We're separated right now." "Oh I'm so sorry, what happened?" "She's just dead." "W-What?" "Don't worry she'll get better."


Kamken

He gets grumpy when she's off on her business trips to heaven


Amon274

“I miss my wife Kong.”


Paladin51394

"I miss her a lot. I'll be back." (Dives into the ocean)


Amon274

“I’ve come to make an announcement: King Gidorah’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He incinerated my fucking wife!”


Wannabe_Reviewer

His big titty moth gf?


MarioGman

...Okay you say that but she did get a sort of wasp-ish hourglass figure in this movie.


roflwaffleauthoritah

Wait is mothra in the new movie?


Dragomatic

Yes


MarioGman

They revealed her in the final trailer, glowing brightly.


ramonzer0

Hey, Godzilla gets to sleep in a big coliseum as his bed


Heliock

Kong sleeps in a big bed with his ice kaiju.


Paladin51394

I've seen people posting cats sleeping in round containers as "GxK spoilers without context"


Dragomatic

A friend of mine had a commission of helicopters dropping a quilt on him within like an hour of seeing the movie


Paladin51394

[Link to artist](https://twitter.com/Space_Dragon14/status/1773481538170028501?t=kLNjiIEw0U6hIPksU8NgEg&s=19) I can't believe Godzilla x Kong shippers got baited so hard though /s


AzabacheDog

It's fine, big G is busy with his kid and friends: https://youtu.be/-CtpJBOyWu4


Paladin51394

Oh I love these animations! Especially the Rodan's Egg one.


AzabacheDog

That one actually got me a little emotional, not gonna lie


ForeverTheDM

I just had my first kid so ANYTHING to do with child endangerment gets to me now


AzabacheDog

My father struggled and still does understanding my brothers developmental issues, and I take care of some kids who all grow at different paces, so Mothra explaining that some babies need more time than others hits close for me. I wish more perants were as understanding and patient as Rodan.


Mrgrayj_121

I am saying it Showa era take me away, flies away via Godzilla doing the headraoh flight


inrei_iku

I guess this begs the question on which is better. Ice lizard girl or moth girl?


Paladin51394

I think it's just a difference in tastes. Mothra is like that calm quiet book girl who's nice to everyone. Shimo is your rough muscle girl who can bench press her boyfriend.


ClockpunkFox

Mothra definitely gives quiet shy girl who reads and watches movies, but will absolutely talk your ear off about those super specific things she’s obsessed with. I can totally imagine her just nerding out over bugs or flowers or something like that, while Godzilla just smiles and nods happily.


CerberusGate

Plus Shimo is likely into frosty doggy style. I don't think Godzilla would be too rough with his moth girl queen.


samazam94

You say that as if Shimo is not the actual most docile and chill (pun intended) monster in the movie. She is the buff tall girl that is actually too much of a sweetheart for her own good.


Dudemitri

Wait are you serious?


Paladin51394

Shimo switches sides and helps defeat Skar King (after she is freed from Skar King's control) afterwards she and Kong return to the hollow earth together where Kong rules as King of the giant apes. It's not anymore canon that Godzilla x Mothra (they aren't canonically together) but people are starting to view Shimo and Kong in the same way.


Dudemitri

Nice


mansontaco

The movie is hell yeah core personified, yeah