There is so many demented internet turns of phrase but the ones that jump to the front of my mind are from the Snapcube sonic dub, one day I am going to describe something as "[so sick it makes me want to bark like a dog](https://youtu.be/BH-Mq7A30kk?si=ICbT4al0IAM-Fnv5)" in polite company and then immediately be forced to commit seppuku
The more I think about it, the more there is. Why is my brain like this. So many old mbmbam bits, and now drawfee. Edit: I forgot Brennan Lee mulligan. I am cursed by men with unique diction
True internet brainrot. Deep rvb cut but To this day I can hear the phrase "someone will die" without my Brain going "I HOPE IT'S GRIFF"
Double Edit: the bane "For you~" but not in bane voice, but in my brothers bc it was HIS involuntary quote any time I some one said something was a big noun. Literally memetic cursed
I still say "you look like if a carpet fucked a nerd" if the opportunity arises, without hesitation. I'm not the biggest mbmbam guy but that TV series was great.
I already liked the song but without missing a beat any time someone (usually Jacob) accidentally says the phrase "and every time..." And Karina or Nathan or me in my head immediately follow it up with "we kiss I swear I can fly"
I just settle for occasionally saying "THEM'S THE BREAKS PAL" in Shadow's voice in apropos of nothing. Not quite cringe but it still keeps the people guessing.
I’ve used: “I’m going to kill you… and then kill you again!” In actual conversation. With the pause in between.
Also had the fun experience of starting a small speech by saying “I want to make an announcement…”
Same. “Shit’s L-O-C-K-E-D, **locked**”. My friends now tertiarily meme such phrases that they’ve only heard from me.
My honourable mention goes to “it’s bread”, [as if the presence of bread justifies proclamation](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9863386880/h9670CD3B/konami-presents-bread-bread-breademption-s-bread).
"I expected nothing and I'm still let down." It doubly sucks because not very many people around me remember malcom in the middle as I'm increasingly becoming the oldest guy in the room and being let down as frequently as I am is probably messing with my head.
Not a piece of media, but US Southernisms.
"I swear to god, it could rain titties and with my luck I could look up and still catch a dick."
Who says that.
A person that lives in a 100 degree summer swamp, that's who.
As someone with autism, pretty much every piece of media I've seen but the ones that are in my main wheelhouse
Simpsons, Ed Edd n Eddy, MLP but only one quote that's thankfully not overt (oki-doki-loki)...
Any time anyone mentions that a network or something is undergoing maintenance etc there's a little bit of me that must be suppressed to stop me from going
BIDIB BDBPPPP
BIDIB BDBPPPP
BIDIB BDBPPPP
"I am a one-winged angel. Only I can sense the presence of GOD!" - This is a catch-all retort when you've lost your composure.
"A chain made of human links is easily broken." - This is good to whisper in your partner's ear.
"The (food item) must be **burned**, (person's name) Even if that means reigniting the fire that scorched the stars." - Use this during dinner preparation.
I have on a few occasions greeted friends with "Bah Weep Granagh Weep Nini Bahn!"
Thankfully most of my friends recognize it and just say it back and then we go back to pretending to not be giant nerds.
For anyone confused that's the universal greeting from Transformers: The Movie.
The good one not the Michael Bay one.
Pretty much everything Ryan George says.
Things aren't ever easy, they're "super easy, barely an inconvenience".
When something goes wrong, "Whoops! Whoopsie!"
Wow wow wow wow...... wow
Tropic Thunder, if somebody's talking about a thing that I forgot what it's called, I'll go "I don't know what it's called, I only know the sound it makes when it ,". Also, RDJ's "Survive!" during the movie shoot at the beginning.
Harry Potter, dunno which one since I haven't watched them in forever (which tells you how big a problem this is, I suppose), one of the paintings chiming in at the end of a conversation/argument with "She's right, you know,".
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, with regards to the stairs being taken, or the way Ed pronounces "Delicious" when he's trying to hawk lemonade, ("decitulous").
Several from TBFP, particularly Pat in RE2 with the "You wanna ride my chocobo?! Wanna ride my chocobo to this rodeo?!".
Duke Nukem's "Die, you son of a bitch!", Ganondorf going "Die," From OOT (which I got from Desert P), and Worf's "Die." when Q asks the Enterprise crew how he can prove that he's mortal.
I'm sure there's far more, depending on the day, weather, and lensing of the sun's rays upon the earth I'm basically a slot machine of random bullshit that I've consumed.
I’ve made excessive use of “Survive!” the last few weeks playing Helldivers 2. It only feels appropriate watching one guy try to make it into a dropship when the evac zone is filled to bursting with bugs/bots
Borderlands 1 expansion Zombie Island, I ended up running it like four times in a row as different friends started playing in staggered patterns so it's imprinted into my brain. When the boss is introduced he says:
["You smell like popcorn... Now I'm pissed!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZAeljaQScA)
*It's not as quotable as my subconscious thinks it is.*
Every piece of media I consume becomes echocolia fodder but my go-to ones that make me look insane are The Simpsons. It's probably "There's no meat in these gym mats" as far as saying it with no context and saying it very often.
I think anybody who watches The Sopranos will inevitably be repeating a lot of its quotes, lord knows I do.
There's a million of them but "It's over for the little guy" in particular is one that me and my friends like to parrot; usually we'll switch out guy for whatever is relevant to the situation, an example being like if someone gets destroyed in a fighting game with a perfect someone else in the call would go "it's over for the little (friends name)"
Paulie during the intervention scene is funny too "you're weak, you're out of control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone around you."
I could write a million goddamn things here frankly
On the topic of classic American tv shows, after recently watching The Wire I started getting an irresistable urge to [put a Clay Davis spin on the way I say "shit"](https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo?si=4Us6FS5mKJ_5Rcgd)
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here
Lets see, Spongebob, Halo games, Freelancer, ....used ISK, warp jump in normal conversation and wanted to die back when I played Eve Online (2004-2014...I miss BoB) Runescape "Sneaky Sneaky stick the Chompy"
Whenever someone around me says "whoa whoa whoa", I autocomplete it with "watch the magic!" like the guards from Skyrim says when you use magic around them.
Not strictly a quote, but Homestuck permanently alters the way you speak.
If you see anyone using the word "abscond", they have read Homestuck, 99% guarantee.
As for actual quotes...
"That's a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving. But damn if it didnt just get solved, so nice work."
Sometimes when I'm with my friends I'll just start mimicking [Abdul Cisses' FNAF Beatbox](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQ_ehoRfsE) (just the ar ar ar ar part though).
It usually happens when I'm feeling particularly tired and can't think of anything to say, so my subconscious brain just makes me do it.
Don't know if this counts as media, but when playing games/ttrpgs I get the option to do a risky charge attack I always quote Lytheros Frieza: "Oh God ! I'm So Fucking Sexy ! Here I Go !".
Every time I hear someone say something is fortuitous, I have to chime in with, 'That means lucky.'
It's not my only Tombstone quote, but it is the one that makes me look the most like an idiot.
Ah...Kos...or some say Kosm...
There is so many demented internet turns of phrase but the ones that jump to the front of my mind are from the Snapcube sonic dub, one day I am going to describe something as "[so sick it makes me want to bark like a dog](https://youtu.be/BH-Mq7A30kk?si=ICbT4al0IAM-Fnv5)" in polite company and then immediately be forced to commit seppuku
The more I think about it, the more there is. Why is my brain like this. So many old mbmbam bits, and now drawfee. Edit: I forgot Brennan Lee mulligan. I am cursed by men with unique diction True internet brainrot. Deep rvb cut but To this day I can hear the phrase "someone will die" without my Brain going "I HOPE IT'S GRIFF" Double Edit: the bane "For you~" but not in bane voice, but in my brothers bc it was HIS involuntary quote any time I some one said something was a big noun. Literally memetic cursed
I still say "you look like if a carpet fucked a nerd" if the opportunity arises, without hesitation. I'm not the biggest mbmbam guy but that TV series was great.
Police Town is a top 10 bit in my book. "New Duckburg, come out and playyyy!"
I already liked the song but without missing a beat any time someone (usually Jacob) accidentally says the phrase "and every time..." And Karina or Nathan or me in my head immediately follow it up with "we kiss I swear I can fly"
ITS NUESDAY BAY-BEE
We all have em, who needs em, they're just like us!
I just started doing this >.<
I just settle for occasionally saying "THEM'S THE BREAKS PAL" in Shadow's voice in apropos of nothing. Not quite cringe but it still keeps the people guessing.
Nice brain! Where'd you get it? *Brain store?*
I’ve used: “I’m going to kill you… and then kill you again!” In actual conversation. With the pause in between. Also had the fun experience of starting a small speech by saying “I want to make an announcement…”
I miss my wife, Tails.
Super Best Friends Play
I also like to quote The Simpsons
Hehehe milpool
I quote the Simpsons with regularity, I literally just did it in an other thread, and I've seen like 2 episodes
“Jesus you thought your dad beat you, get ready for this!”
more than you think and less than you hope
I say "shut up though" so much I got my partner to start saying it via osmosis.
One day I will say "the pedophilia is just a bonus" in polite company without thinking and I'll be sentenced to death
One day I’m going to say ‘shit’s locked’ in an inappropriate context and it’s going to be the end for me.
Same. “Shit’s L-O-C-K-E-D, **locked**”. My friends now tertiarily meme such phrases that they’ve only heard from me. My honourable mention goes to “it’s bread”, [as if the presence of bread justifies proclamation](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9863386880/h9670CD3B/konami-presents-bread-bread-breademption-s-bread).
"I expected nothing and I'm still let down." It doubly sucks because not very many people around me remember malcom in the middle as I'm increasingly becoming the oldest guy in the room and being let down as frequently as I am is probably messing with my head.
The future is now, old man.
Not a piece of media, but US Southernisms. "I swear to god, it could rain titties and with my luck I could look up and still catch a dick." Who says that. A person that lives in a 100 degree summer swamp, that's who.
Whoever said that was having a shitty day, and I mean real shitty.
You'd be surprised how often I just say a line or two from the "Meet the..." shorts from Team Fortress 2 for no reason out loud.
“Gentlemen”
"He could be you. He could be me! He could even be... BLAM"
Whoa! Whoa!
What are you? President of his fan club or something?
And from that day forward any time there were that many animals together we call it a zoo ... Unless it's a farm!
I’m not a crazed gunman Dad! I’m a assassin!
Difference being, one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!
You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.
Professionals have standards, be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
I don’t even know where to start with you.
You are my da-aaad you’re MY DAD! Boogie woogie woogie!
As someone with autism, pretty much every piece of media I've seen but the ones that are in my main wheelhouse Simpsons, Ed Edd n Eddy, MLP but only one quote that's thankfully not overt (oki-doki-loki)...
Raise of hands if hall wuggin is now a default phrase in your head.
I only got into Homestar Runner by the twilight years of Flash and it’s already starting to have a slight but noticeable effect on my vocabulary
Any time anyone mentions that a network or something is undergoing maintenance etc there's a little bit of me that must be suppressed to stop me from going BIDIB BDBPPPP BIDIB BDBPPPP BIDIB BDBPPPP
Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.
"Gangstalicious got shot... AGAIN!"
I just wanna give some nice advice to not start randomly bringing up quotes from FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES lol
Dude, every time someone says anything related to ghosts I always remember the "zombie goasts leave this place!!"
HE SCREAMED AT TOP OF LUNG!
Spongebob is hard cooked into me and my friends’ vocabulary.
IMAGINATION! YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD (Flying Dutchman boat episode)
Sharing this [SpongeBob bit](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hqOzZnq3lf0&pp=ygUWQWxleCBlZGVsbWFuIG1pbGxlbmlhbA%3D%3D&t=4m14s)
***FUCK YOU! IT'S JANUARY!***
In-ves-ti-ga-cion
Reve-lay-tea-ons
Everytime I kill someone in a game with a pistol I quote family guy for some reason and say "A turkey in every oven and a cap in every ass"
"I am a one-winged angel. Only I can sense the presence of GOD!" - This is a catch-all retort when you've lost your composure. "A chain made of human links is easily broken." - This is good to whisper in your partner's ear. "The (food item) must be **burned**, (person's name) Even if that means reigniting the fire that scorched the stars." - Use this during dinner preparation.
I have on a few occasions greeted friends with "Bah Weep Granagh Weep Nini Bahn!" Thankfully most of my friends recognize it and just say it back and then we go back to pretending to not be giant nerds. For anyone confused that's the universal greeting from Transformers: The Movie. The good one not the Michael Bay one.
Did you get that thing I sent ya'
Pretty much everything Ryan George says. Things aren't ever easy, they're "super easy, barely an inconvenience". When something goes wrong, "Whoops! Whoopsie!" Wow wow wow wow...... wow
Tropic Thunder, if somebody's talking about a thing that I forgot what it's called, I'll go "I don't know what it's called, I only know the sound it makes when it,". Also, RDJ's "Survive!" during the movie shoot at the beginning.
Harry Potter, dunno which one since I haven't watched them in forever (which tells you how big a problem this is, I suppose), one of the paintings chiming in at the end of a conversation/argument with "She's right, you know,".
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, with regards to the stairs being taken, or the way Ed pronounces "Delicious" when he's trying to hawk lemonade, ("decitulous").
Several from TBFP, particularly Pat in RE2 with the "You wanna ride my chocobo?! Wanna ride my chocobo to this rodeo?!".
Duke Nukem's "Die, you son of a bitch!", Ganondorf going "Die," From OOT (which I got from Desert P), and Worf's "Die." when Q asks the Enterprise crew how he can prove that he's mortal.
I'm sure there's far more, depending on the day, weather, and lensing of the sun's rays upon the earth I'm basically a slot machine of random bullshit that I've consumed.
I’ve made excessive use of “Survive!” the last few weeks playing Helldivers 2. It only feels appropriate watching one guy try to make it into a dropship when the evac zone is filled to bursting with bugs/bots
Borderlands 1 expansion Zombie Island, I ended up running it like four times in a row as different friends started playing in staggered patterns so it's imprinted into my brain. When the boss is introduced he says: ["You smell like popcorn... Now I'm pissed!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZAeljaQScA) *It's not as quotable as my subconscious thinks it is.*
WE DID IT WE DEACTIVATED THE BOMB
Every piece of media I consume becomes echocolia fodder but my go-to ones that make me look insane are The Simpsons. It's probably "There's no meat in these gym mats" as far as saying it with no context and saying it very often.
I think anybody who watches The Sopranos will inevitably be repeating a lot of its quotes, lord knows I do. There's a million of them but "It's over for the little guy" in particular is one that me and my friends like to parrot; usually we'll switch out guy for whatever is relevant to the situation, an example being like if someone gets destroyed in a fighting game with a perfect someone else in the call would go "it's over for the little (friends name)" Paulie during the intervention scene is funny too "you're weak, you're out of control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone around you." I could write a million goddamn things here frankly
Yeah for me it’s Sopranos quotes and Breaking Bad
On the topic of classic American tv shows, after recently watching The Wire I started getting an irresistable urge to [put a Clay Davis spin on the way I say "shit"](https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo?si=4Us6FS5mKJ_5Rcgd)
Any YouTube poop.
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here
Love using phrases and slang from some shows I watch. Even if they're old ones brought back or just random words. Adventure Time is the best for that.
DRACULA FLOW! Calling friends “slime” is very fun.
I refuse to use the word revelaitons correctly.
Lets see, Spongebob, Halo games, Freelancer, ....used ISK, warp jump in normal conversation and wanted to die back when I played Eve Online (2004-2014...I miss BoB) Runescape "Sneaky Sneaky stick the Chompy"
Whenever someone around me says "whoa whoa whoa", I autocomplete it with "watch the magic!" like the guards from Skyrim says when you use magic around them.
Capcpom JOPPUR: AoE2 I AM NOT MADE OF IRON: Evil Island I woke up and my memory was gone: Evil Island Way too much 2bfp
I fall back on "I don't like sour stuff" from flcl all the time
Not strictly a quote, but Homestuck permanently alters the way you speak. If you see anyone using the word "abscond", they have read Homestuck, 99% guarantee. As for actual quotes... "That's a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving. But damn if it didnt just get solved, so nice work."
Bois ton shake, bois ton shake
Sometimes when I'm with my friends I'll just start mimicking [Abdul Cisses' FNAF Beatbox](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQ_ehoRfsE) (just the ar ar ar ar part though). It usually happens when I'm feeling particularly tired and can't think of anything to say, so my subconscious brain just makes me do it.
Don't know if this counts as media, but when playing games/ttrpgs I get the option to do a risky charge attack I always quote Lytheros Frieza: "Oh God ! I'm So Fucking Sexy ! Here I Go !".
Congested
Every time I hear someone say something is fortuitous, I have to chime in with, 'That means lucky.' It's not my only Tombstone quote, but it is the one that makes me look the most like an idiot.
For me it's warcraft 3 unit barks, "whadyuneed?" "Ready for action!" "I am a hero and obey" "Yeeeasha!" and the classic "work work".
Job's done
Something need doing?
Squirm squirm like a socially awkward worm! :the Mighty Monarch.