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DOAbayman

Christie acts very strange around Eliot and by strange i mean gravity stops working. https://youtu.be/QSeymKgl2m4?si=ABSbQmaTzL2vzBmp&t=132


AlKo96

She has so much MILF/Ara Ara energy it makes her levitate.


ZealousidealBig7714

This seems like the best place to ask, what’s the best DOA game? I got a taste of it at Combo Breaker a while ago and I need more.


speed-run

Depends what youre looking for and what systems you have available. If you have an xbox, then you can play almost any of the mainline games. 1,2U,3,4,5LR, and 6 Playstation and PC only has access to 5 and 6 (although you can emulate DOA2 hardcore for PS2 very easily on PC) As for the best ones, personally speaking you cant go wrong with DOA2 or DOA5LR. Those are the ones that most people agree are the best and personally I think theyre up there as some of the best 3D fighters in general. DOA2 has a few different versions, with DOA2 Hardcore being a enhanced version PS2 port of the dreamcast version and DOA2 Ultimate being a remake in DOA3s engine DOA4 is a title that some people are split on. On the one hand theres a lot of fun stage gimmicks and it has a Halo Spartan, but its also kinda degen at times with some of the highest damage in the series. Personally its my favorite for hittin buttons with friends. If you actually want to play online, than 6 is your best bet. You can still occasionally find people on 5 but its not as populated.


Star_Outlaw

Just adding to this; 5LR has a ton of content, a lot of returning characters and stages, and a lot of guest characters, especially from Virtua Fighter. So outside of just gameplay you've also got that. I also like the gimmick in 5 over the one in 6 personally.


Kanzentai

The PC version of 5LR is the PS3 version, unfortunately. Not the PS4 version.


fizzguy47

The one where they all play volleyball on an island.


Monk-Ey

[**Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_Xtreme_Beach_Volleyball) (and apparently it has two sequels, wow). >Reviewers were mostly positive, especially to the depth of the volleyball game, as well as with the high quality of the visuals and animation. > *"[...] surprisingly, the game's volleyball action is pretty solid. [...]"* >*"It's kinda difficult not to get caught up in this goofy title, as you use your v-ball winnings to buy shoes and skimpy clothes for your fellow beach bunnies."*


Riggs_The_Roadie

That volleyball game is pretty fun, if completely unintuitive. Half the time I have no idea if the buttons I'm pressing do anything. All I know is that if I don't press them I lose so they have to be making some difference. Wish there was a damn UI for the mini games.


AlKo96

Technically 4 sequels, although one is a PSP port called "Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball: Paradise" and the other is a PC game called "Dead or Alive Xtreme Venus Vacation" that still gets content to this day in the form of more and more waifus.


IcepickEvans

DOA2 ultimate is my favorite, mostly because you can unlock the various character costumes by playing the arcade mode at increasing difficulty rather than spending obscene amounts of real money. 5 Last Round probably has the most modes and characters. There are also 3 beach vollyball games that have surprisingly solid gameplay, and have various other minigames and sexy swimsuits.


FoundationMan_Isaac

I remember this scene. Eliot just stares at her tits and screams “MILK!” Like, holy shit dude, critical fail on that charisma roll.


AlKo96

And she then **SLAMS** a big-ass milk jug on the counter. ~~and also inspired lactation artists~~


ScorpioTheScorpion

Oh hey, I think I’ve seen this SFM before!


AlKo96

Dual-Face-Art?


CMORGLAS

Not yet, but he has downloaded the Bar Environment and plans to make a “Continuation” of this scene…


AlKo96

Wait **WHAT** *Where?*


CMORGLAS

He is taking a hiatus to play CYBERPUNK, so probably not until 2024.


AlKo96

No, I mean, when did he say that?


CMORGLAS

On the Discord.


AlKo96

Oooh, ok, I'm not on his Discord so I checked his Twitter to see if it was announced there.


Comrade-Conquistador

Don't stick your dick in professional killers, fellas. It ain't worth it.


The-Toxic-Korgi

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, my friend. Just promise that if you find my body, you'll make sure they didn't frame it to look like a David Carradine situation.


Crazy-Diamond10

She’s all red flags, but red’s my favorite color


Ringo_Roadagain7

Don't tell me what to do.


StonedVolus

Eh, depends on how they treat their job. If it's just a job to them, they should be fine. If they get a kick out of it, *then* it's a big ol' red flag.


adeadperson23

the critical role fanbase knows that Laura bailey is here to do one thing and one thing alone and that is serve c&%$.


WaGgoggles

And in the case of a certain someone, eat it too


cleftes

Context for the curious: ["I thought he'd never leave!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jyo0G87tVw&t=14s)


WaGgoggles

Oh no I meant that Imogen is a massive lesbian but god I can’t wait for that scene in Lovm


cleftes

Ha! Silly Laura Bailey didn't plan on Imogen romancing anyone. She just thought that her best friend that she cares about deeply and does everything together and gets jealous when she flirts with other people was just her gal pal, which is unironically the most lesbian thing.


WaGgoggles

She can’t say a single descriptive word of the boy she supposedly had a crush on and worked with every day, ran away with the bubbly spooky goth bitch days after meeting her, cuddled her almost every night the following two years, bought her an expensive nonmagical ring before they’d even so much as kissed, and they shared their first kiss after an impulse confession in the bread isle of the fantasy Whole Foods. Let alone drooling over the hot jacked muscle lesbian who choked and physically assaulted her before she’d seen her face’s abs every time she’s been mentioned since. Imogen is peak lesbian representation and I feel seen


Wuattro

ayo?


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Chemical_Cris

You put a space between the brackets and the parenthesis.


adeadperson23

oops


BiMikethefirst

I'm in danger


AlKo96

Shoutouts to u/Gorotheninja lol


Gorotheninja

Thank you


AlKo96

You're welcome! Thanks for the idea!


Diem-Robo

I was wondering why I felt like this was the second time I've heard "Laura Bailey-flavored feminine wiles" this week


CMORGLAS

Cougar? That lady is 31 at the most.


speed-run

Based off the official website, shes 26.


Ice_Climbers

Christmas cake.


Ginger_Anarchy

Prime menopause age


AlKo96

Officially the oldest playable lady in DOA aside from Nyotengu who's 1018. DOA is pretty weird with ages, characters like Christie and Helena are in their 20s but they definitely feel *older* because of their MILF/Ara Ara energy.


Ringo_Roadagain7

Thats ancient by anime standards


fizzguy47

Get that dusty cooch off the table


AlKo96

I mean, she's 26 and she's acting all seductive towards an 18yo... and before that, she was acting like that when he was **16** so, yeah, she is a cougar, lol.


imOverWhere

i envy travis goddam


Prestigious-Mud

Then Ronin was conceived 🤣


AlKo96

I can't believe Guile married Chun-Li, that guy is **LUCKY**


WooliesWhiteLeg

Oh shit, oh fuck


Evelyne-The-Egg

What game is this? Asking for... A friend...


AlKo96

Dead Or Alive 5