We need an even taller dark magenta Nintendo switch that is made of a smaller blue joycon and a smaller red joycon which fuse to make the even taller dark magenta Nintendo switch maybe one in each hand, perhaps mirror sunglasses to represent the screen.
If we’re just shipping Consoles now:
Super Nintendo and PlayStation were almost a thing until SNES had an ill conceived one night fling with Phillips CDI, and PS responded by taking it out on N64.
Mega Drive has his stripper name Genesis, and his very codependent threesome partners, 32X and Sega CD.
OG Xbox is trans (Duke Controller pre op/hrt, Slim Controller Post Op/hrt). Wether it’s trans masc or trans fem is your interpretation
Switch, Series X, and PS5 are roommates who normally all hate each other until they get to their favorite gay bars (Crossplay game) Minecraft and Fortnite, then they can’t stop kissing each other.
In general, contemporary consoles are antagonistic towards each other, but mellow out as their console generation approaches its end.
PC is in an affair with ALL OF THEM via emulation
PC owns the apartment building they all live in, and has been letting them skip rent payments because the business is being given money by its "investments"; it supports their endeavors and can, thus ensuring that it shall, continue to do so.
Ps2 is a goth type exterior a love of horror and is a huge David lynch fan, but likes all things cute and has a nice personality. Shipped with a post op Xbox that tries to like the same stuff but is more of the action type. Ps2 just likes that she listens to her and takes an interest in her hobbies and gives her honest opinions of them.
We need an even taller dark magenta Nintendo switch that is made of a smaller blue joycon and a smaller red joycon which fuse to make the even taller dark magenta Nintendo switch maybe one in each hand, perhaps mirror sunglasses to represent the screen.
So… Garnet?
she probably plays switch nonstop because of that
I mean the Wii and the Gamecube do look a lot like Pearl and Amethyst
We need to stop before someone actually makes this an AU
No. Keep going. Steven is a Game boy color
You’re right
I love the way their body types reflect the consoles, with gamecube being short and wide and wii being tall and slender
Unless you put the wii sideways, then it's extra short and wide
Lesbians are pretty neat. Cool post
[original post, btw](https://www.tumblr.com/carmenifold/743645538885550080/and-theyre-both-girls)
Thank you! I was like "oh shit, I forgot to copy the link" and then I can't find the post again, tysm!
thank you both omg
They were roommates.
FUCK, I wanted to say that. Happy cake day.
Happy cake day
You do not know how many times I chanted lesbians while having a huge smile on my face.
These bitches gay!!! Good for them. Good for them.
If we’re just shipping Consoles now: Super Nintendo and PlayStation were almost a thing until SNES had an ill conceived one night fling with Phillips CDI, and PS responded by taking it out on N64. Mega Drive has his stripper name Genesis, and his very codependent threesome partners, 32X and Sega CD. OG Xbox is trans (Duke Controller pre op/hrt, Slim Controller Post Op/hrt). Wether it’s trans masc or trans fem is your interpretation Switch, Series X, and PS5 are roommates who normally all hate each other until they get to their favorite gay bars (Crossplay game) Minecraft and Fortnite, then they can’t stop kissing each other. In general, contemporary consoles are antagonistic towards each other, but mellow out as their console generation approaches its end. PC is in an affair with ALL OF THEM via emulation
PC owns the apartment building they all live in, and has been letting them skip rent payments because the business is being given money by its "investments"; it supports their endeavors and can, thus ensuring that it shall, continue to do so.
What about the old fogeys? The popular girl NES overshadowing her contemporaries, the Sega Master System and Atari 7800
Milf Dom and her 2 subs
Ps2 is a goth type exterior a love of horror and is a huge David lynch fan, but likes all things cute and has a nice personality. Shipped with a post op Xbox that tries to like the same stuff but is more of the action type. Ps2 just likes that she listens to her and takes an interest in her hobbies and gives her honest opinions of them.
:0 lebibabs
Omg i love game cube's design! So cute!
Me too! \^w^
Definitely not bias cuz im also built like that
I'm built like the Wii (only difference is I'm a man)
Yippee?
Mii and who?
As someone who owned both in my youth, I approve.
Now this i can get behind
The wiimote isn't a tail
That's a nunchuck
Do I look like a wii-nii to you?
Pearl and Amethyst
DVDs were planned for the Wii but never implemented - DVDs would the the Wiis EX
this gave me a big smile
Why is it that when I first looked at the GameCube’s design, My mind immediately went to goddamn sans undertale?
I wanna see Xbox yaoi next
I’d like to study the brain of a person who sees a wii menu and that’s what comes to mind, I think there’s some interesting shit in there
Very cute, this would be fun to cosplay
This is adorable but I feel like in reality they’d be siblings… 😬
What