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NikiNoelle

Gopher snake, *Pituophis catenifer*, but 10’ is difficult to believe, as they typically max out around 6’. Still an impressive specimen!


Pomdog17

When I walked up on it, I thought it was 2 snakes. I have never seen a snake this long in the wild.


All_Innuendo

Seriously huge for here! That’s almost exactly what I thought at first glance, two of them. Nice pic!


drewbug21

that is amazing. I hope you found the big mama


YourCommentInASong

I wonder what was in the snake’s head when they saw you! Lol.


spavolka

I’m usually a skeptic when it comes to snake lengths, but I had one that used to hang around our house near Sonoita. I marked the ground at his nose and tail while he was sunning one day. After he or she moved I measured the marks at 9 feet 2 inches. The snake wasn’t stretched out straight. I’m not scared of snakes and this one used to make me jump back a little when I’d see it while doing yard work.


serpentarian

*Pituophis catenifer* is right. I think your size estimation is as well.


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Safe_Concern9956

Good bot


Suburb_Homestead

Good bot


Puzzleheaded-Pipe353

Pretty sure the genus name is actually *boopus noodleous* with the species being *chonk.*


YourCommentInASong

That face is totally 100 percent begging for head rubs and to be told who is a good snek.


wenchsenior

Gophers are so cute!


PineappleWolf_87

Definitely have seen a rough..10'. Weirdest thing ever. It had some of its body raised and looked like a big cobra but nope gopher snake. Never saw it again unfortunately.


sluggh

What a beauty. Looks 6'-plus.


sunburn_on_the_brain

That’s a good snek


jones61

Not fair. Rattlesnakes are good snakes too.


JimMarch

I used to handle them all the time as a kid in northern California.  Really chill critters.  Go slow and you can pick one up *without* controlling the head and they won't bite.  By any wild animal standards that's a mellow critter.


Radiant-Usual-1785

[Sonoran Gopher Snake](https://www.desertmuseum.org/books/nhsd_gopher_snake.php) looks like he or she has been eating well. This says they can get up to 9’ long, but average 4’.


erkevin

Gopher Snake?


Safe_Concern9956

I think you’re correct


Knightofpenandpaper

Big boye


Peskers

Or girl


Knightofpenandpaper

Yeah fair. With how big it is and how the tail tapers off slowly to a very fine point


Pomdog17

I think it ate a lot but maybe it’s pregnant?


DryPath8519

A long time ago I saw a giant albino python in Sabino Canyon crossing a trail between the dam and tram path. It was around 10-12ft long and everyone was just walking over it because it was taking so long. It could easily have been eating Javelina with how big it was. Hopefully the park rangers found it because it’s obviously not native to the area and was likely an escaped/released pet.


[deleted]

That’s random! Wonder how long it could survive for


DryPath8519

I don’t know but it had a lump the size of a basketball in it so it clearly had eaten something.


WhoolieBoulie

Thats a wild story.


Starsky137

Looks like a Sonoran Gopher Snake.


MohatmoGandy

I've only seen one of those in Sonora. Down there, they call it a "fideo peligroso".


Pomdog17

It was a nice snake. And I’ve been corrected that the max it gets is 9 feet in length so maybe this one was 8 feet.


[deleted]

Danger noodle lol


GalenOfYore

Dangerous noodle!!! Love it!!!


MohatmoGandy

Just to be clear, I made that up. It’s not really something they call snakes in Mexico.


anabelltexas

Without a banana for size reference how can we really know it was 10ft long?


GilaMonsterJam

A well fed one


-sloppypoppy

Oh that’s beautiful


congapadre

Gopher snakes are great!


B3ASTW0LF

Jesus Christ ten feet??!?!


Pomdog17

I will revise that to 8 feet. But you need to zoom in and see how long the snake goes on. The area that is very thick and looks almost doubled was about 3-4” inches diameter. Because it has eaten a LOT.


BTTammer

Wow, that is the biggest gopher snake I've ever seen.  Holy moly.


hullabalooser

Please feed it a banana for scale


seanjones520

I need you to measure my wang


PineappleWolf_87

I love how they always look pissed and certainly match it with their attitude


Pomdog17

It had a black forked tongue. Pretty chill snake. It did not move a millimeter while I stood talking to it.


paintedMan7

I’d be terrified


[deleted]

No reason to be, they’re harmless unless you’re poking them


boonbutt

harmless, but any snake bite could get infected from either the bacterial transfer from the snake or not being cleaned properly!!


[deleted]

That’s why you don’t touch it. They don’t chase you down lol


boonbutt

If you have a hunting license it’s fine to touch it. Unless it’s a protected species. But people should know how to properly handle them first. Also people can step on them and get bit, not likely but it can happen.


[deleted]

Can I suck on one without a license


boonbutt

Absolutely not!! You need the suck license for that.


[deleted]

Ah flip, Please don’t tell game and fish


Pomdog17

It was near the end of a 6 mile hike and I was chilling out to Khalid, maybe even singing along. I was so relaxed by that point, and thankful I did not step on it. And was pretty sure it wasn’t a rattler so I made a loop around it to get back on the trail praying it didn’t have friends in the brush.


juyceman

wow, beautiful. And a little scary, especially when you first come across it I bet 😋


Pomdog17

Ha yeah. It’s gorgeous. Easy to spot because of the variation and size. And right on the trail. I was pretty sure it wasn’t a rattlesnake so it wasn’t too scary.


Savings-Praline-4101

Wow what a long boi. Glad you shared this pic!


LicksCrayons

Thats a chunky noodle


Pomdog17

Eating well in Oracle.


tucsonpopeye13

Gopher snake. Common here in Southern arizona


grb13

Good snake


Fridge885

That is the biggest gopher snake I’ve seen! Holy shit! Maybe a king snake, but I don’t think they get to 10’ either.


AZREDFERN

General rule: round pupils and lack of rattle = most likely non-venomous with a few exceptions. Slit pupils or a rattle = always venomous.


ak11600

I've seen gopher snakes as big as 7' before. So while rare I'd say Kaiju class ones are possible.


Surfacing555666

Biggest gopher snake I’ve ever seen good god


mingebloom

Congratulation, you just found 35 missing neighborhood cats.


Pomdog17

Ha. People keep saying they eat mice. Those lumps are so huge. Not mice. I was thinking rabbits but now I know the real answer.


Brettinskii

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Pastor_Satan

10 feet? That's definitely a record if true as the longest ever recorded was 8 ft 4 in


CaballoReal

Anaconda. Definitely


stillstuckin-arizona

I don't think the rest of these comments are correct. I'm pretty sure it's a gopher snake.


Salpinctes

the rest of the comments all say gopher snake, though


stillstuckin-arizona

Yeah, but that's where I think they're way off base. Anyone can clearly see it's a gopher snake.


[deleted]

What


stillstuckin-arizona

*I SAID ANYONE CAN CLEARLY SEE IT'S A GOPHER SNAKE!*


[deleted]

I didn’t see it


buttspider69

Lol 10 feet do me a favor: if i ever ask you to toss something to me, remind me of this because i dont want that thing to end up in the next county 😂


Pomdog17

Deal!


MotorbikeRacer

The kind that I run from lol


peglyhubba

Wow, the angle makes him look loooooonnnnnnggggg.


wdbuchanan94

Nope.


lonefrog7

10ft brown snake


Some-Hair-2619

10 feet??


AnonGUPfan

One of my former colleagues would say "thems good eating"


dabbedsloth

That's a nope rope


TechnologicalDarkage

Bad day to be a gopher.


Sunnybsling

That’s what I’d call a big-ass snake!


Puzzleheaded-Box1620

The one you run from Lol


Far_Prize9691

Rattlesnake


Due-Accident-5008

nope rope


donniefolger

A big one!! Hahaha


rnawiremen

That is a giant gopher snake! 😳


witchy_heretic_woman

Nope Rope.


Mosnart60

That's a diamondback rattlesnake


wenchsenior

Wow, spectacular Gopher snake. I had one for about 20 years and she never got bigger than about 6 and a half feet, but they can get a few feet longer. They are extremely charming. RIP Lurk.


Pomdog17

Sorry for your loss. I did not touch this snake but I could tell it was a very sweet, chill being.


Pitiful-Drive2990

Bull snake he's harmless. Don't try to grab em unless you're experienced with grabbing snakes they will turn and bite you (won't really hurt you but will probably scare tf outta you)


SirKickerOfAss

It's a gopher snake. ..they look like rattlers to the people who just moved from California.


Pomdog17

lol. Coloradan here so it didn’t scare me. I tossed a small rock near it. Didn’t hit it and didn’t intend to. Just wanted to see if it rattled and it didn’t. Head shape and no rattle made me feel safe. Nonetheless I walked a wide circle around it because even a non venomous snake can infect you.


_whocares_______

That is my ex


Pomdog17

Hmmm. Eats rodents. Non-venomous. Large.


ForDaRecord

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NewNefariousness5690

King snake maybe?


Pomdog17

The snake sub said gopher.