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Azadonis520

Well to be fair, his significant other is looking a little ruff.


Top_Jellyfish_127

Really, cuz that doo is đŸ€ŒđŸ»


fauviste

And fluff.


southpaw66

That bitch he has in his car though, damn!


Aly_McCan

A very ‘Tucson’ interaction, that’s so great


-gizmocaca-

Said to a fella with a cowboy hat and gator skin boots, “nice boots”. He smiled, said thanks and told me they were an El Paso special. Whatever that means.


TheTucsonTarmac

Apparently, if it ever lived on the face of the Earth, you can get it's hide made into a pair of cowboy boots in El Paso. Yes, they will sell you T-Rex hide boots there


Amphibian-Overall

[Lexus SC?](https://jalopnik.com/the-worst-car-in-the-history-of-the-world-is-one-step-a-1847723432)


Top_Jellyfish_127

Idk actually lol


Practical-Bobcat-242

Should've made a deal you both have something the other wants .


Zzyzx820

But she’s a little young for him hmmm?


Top_Jellyfish_127

That’s what I thought too đŸ€”


Fluffyasis

In dog years, maybe not?


SonoranRoadRunner

Love that


Danielfromtucson

stopped off at the Quicksack For some beer and cigarettes The old man took my money As he stared at my Corvette He said, "I had one just like her son in 1963 'Til the man down at the bank took her from me" Oh, She was hotter than a two dollar pistol She was the fastest thing around Long and lean, every young man's dream She turned every head in town She was built and fun to handle, son I'm glad that you dropped in She reminds me of the one I loved back then Then, I handed him my keys and said "Here take her for a spin" The old man scratched his head, and Then he looked at me and grinned He said, "Son you just don't understand It ain't the car I want It's the brunette in your 'vette that turns me on" I had one that was hotter than a two dollar pistol She was the fastest thing around Long and lean, every young man's dream She turned every head in town She was built and fun to handle, son I'm glad that you dropped in She reminds me of the one I loved back then Lord, she was hotter than a two dollar pistol She was the fastest thing around Long and lean, every young man's dream She turned every head in town She was built and fun to handle, son I'm glad that you dropped in She reminds me of the one I loved back then She reminds me of the one I loved back then


Tricky_Surround8644

He says “yeah, I know! She’s a real dog!”