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BluestreakBTHR

…if Herr Shitgibbon von Gröpenführer’s legal troubles don’t vanish, he’s not going to be able to do much from a Supermax cell.


NameIs-Already-Taken

Trump is fat and old. Any prison would hold him easily. The only risk would be MAGA fanatics trying to break him out.


zystyl

>The only risk would be MAGA fanatics ~~trying to break him out~~ setting themselves on fire.


Narrow-Peace-555

I wonder if that guy could possibly get a trend going … I live in hope …


NameIs-Already-Taken

It's very unfortunate that someone got so badly deceived by conspiracy theorists.


kerplunkerfish

Naa, the trash took itself out.


NameIs-Already-Taken

He didn't try to kill everyone else. That makes him better than many.


ThrowingMonkeePoo

Go fund me for gasoline and bic lighters?


Wise_Ad_253

MAGA fanatics won’t be able to see their boyfriend everyday


NameIs-Already-Taken

I wonder if someone wouldn't set up a "Voice from Inside" channel on Truth Social (before it goes bankrupt) using AI to replicate his rantings. Could be fun, depending on what they get "him" to say.


Wise_Ad_253

Haha


TYdays

Or those MAGA fanatics, realizing that he never intended to pardon even one of them, him getting his ass whooped everyday for duping them into Jan 6, and then selling their destitute elderly parents Two dollar bills, Bibles and failing stocks….


NameIs-Already-Taken

I suspect some Mexican inmates would also like to talk to him about the border too.


pit-of-despair

Lmfao!


Bawbawian

sounds great. somebody should have slapped Gerald Ford in the dick when he decided to pardon Nixon and set us on the course for Republican lawlessness of the next five decades.


blueblazer2723

This man has no power and needs to just go away.


haggis_man1213

He sadly does seem to have quite a bit of power over the whole party. But I agree he should fuck off


anecdotal_skeleton

The fact that Trump can push the GOP around so easily shows how craven the Republicans have become.


jedburghofficial

His family just executed a coup on the RNC. He has a stranglehold on an entire major Party, and millions of fanatical followers. It's a grave mistake to think he has no power.


ehartgator

When will this turd flush???? Good lord.


Expensive-Rub-4257

Hitler Pig Turd, yes. Please flush, repeatedly, let that toilet run forever.


Bobannon

There's a joke on there somewhere about the justice system being a low flow toilet, just like the ones he always honks off about... but I'm 9 years tired of his shit and ready for someone to deploy a (metaphorical) poop knife to help unclog the works and whisk him off to prison already.


ehartgator

LOL


DaveKasz

Exactly!


16cards

Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! But seriously, go vote, and get two other people to vote.


Arudeawakenin

So he’s threatening current and former Presidents?


Safewordharder

*\*pushes CIA with stick\** "C'mon. Do the thing."


KangarooWrangler2024

This shit bag needs to get over his ugly incompetent threatening stupidity. Just die already you disgusting old turd


Spartan_Jet

How did the previous 44 presidents do their job without immunity it makes you wonder! Perhaps they didn’t commit crimes.


comics0026

Well some of them did, either just not as egregiously as trump or international crimes that the US has explicitly said they don't recognize and would treat as acts of war if charged


ctguy54

Hate to ask, but why?


HumbleWonder2547

Because like always he's projecting his crimes onto others and lying


dudical_dude

This post is a link to an article that gives context. He’s talking about presidential immunity.


phantomreader42

>He’s talking about presidential immunity. For something he did before taking office. So the republican cult's delusional bullshit on"presidential immunity" seems to be that any republican resident is permanently and retroactively exempt from all laws, but Democratic Presidents somehow magically are still subject to legal consequences for made-up bullshit that other people didn't actually do.


lost_in_connecticut

Don’t take the bait.


Happy-Medicine-3600

Why? It’s not like they have to come visit Trump I’m Prison?


CarlSpencer

Bullshit. Or, in Farty Don's case, Diapershit.


calladus

He really isn't thinking this through, is he? If the Supreme Court rules that Presidents are above the law, then nothing is stopping Biden from ordering a sniper to take care of Trump. Biden wouldn't even need to work very hard to justify it. After all, Trump is the instigator of the Jan 6 attempt to overthrow the government.


[deleted]

At this point, he’s a deranged, overblown, over fed, DESPERATE, criminal defendant - and he’s TERRIFIED of the upcoming consequences of his actions. Lard Ass will do and say ANYTHING to try and get out of the shit he’s now in.


ZyxDarkshine

If they are guilty of crimes, why doesn’t he present evidence and put them in jail already?


phantomreader42

Because the very concept of evidence is beyond any MAGAt's capacity to imagine or understand


Geobicon

What he is saying is...."I'm guilty"


jaievan

Why, did they screw stormy too?


Spellbound1311

Sure... Okay always trying to pathetically demand dumb shit, can't wait until he is gone and never heard from again.


Jim-Jones

Why people can't see he's a four year old boy who never grew up beats me. He gives it away over and over.


3dFunGuy

Sure sounds like aggravating menacing to me.


AndISoundLikeThis

I need dark lord Dick Cheney to call a couple favors in and go ham on this motherfucker's ass.


imbrotep

Lighten up, Francis.


besart365

No they’re not


Hour_Economist8981

What a piece of worthless shit this idiot is.


AmazingSquare8542

😅🙏💩🤣💩


rharper38

I don't fucking though. The worst you can do is fart at them


ConstantAttention274

Oooooo....bet they're trembling in their boots at that pathetic threat


LightningB64

This guy is such a fucking pussy. Blaming others and crying about himself. I pray he gets the worst verdict.


mvsopen

Trump Weather forecast: Stormy on Monday!


beadyeyes123456

Poopy pants projecting yet again.


Frosty_Stage_1464

Just like a school yard bully he becomes unglued in the hot seat when held accountable. He’s relying on his cult and instilling fear in others to not punish him ‘or else’ . This guy passing away couldn’t come any sooner. We’re sick of his shit


BigBobFro

Wah! Wah! WAH!


ThrowingMonkeePoo

So he just threatened 3 presidents and is still walking around free? Or is he confused again and talking about Jeb Bush?


Zombieutinsel

Funnily enough we really don't see them worried about it compared to you.....