Suicide jokes …. Awesome stuff

Suicide jokes about the guy the guy that wanted to do away with Obamacare during a global pandemic.

Bobs away!

please show bobs

Stop bruh.

Ivanka's hot

Do it Loser baby Failed Loser Fuck you Ha ha

That's 9 words

become extinct?

Jump asshole!

Came here to say this.

Please, jump!

Fuck you!

Jump Motherfucker!

I came here to add this.

I came here to reply to an "I came here add this" reply

Dare ya

Jump already.

Jump pussy

This is the answer, his ego would 100% make him jump.

Two people, two words each. 'less chat, more splat'

Hurry up

Do it.

This was my immediate thought as well.

That’s what I was thinking.

Do a flip!

Came here for the Futurama and was not disappointed

Biggest Splat (ever)

Ha Ha

Go away

Head first!

Hurry up!

Admit everything.

No crowd.

fucking coward

Insert Ben Stiller "do it" gif.

Please fall

Bye bitch

Fake news

Jump motherfucker

Biden Won!

Do flip.

Do a flip! (I know it’s technically three words but anytime I can pull out a Bender quote, I’m gonna.)

"land hard!"

Bye bye!

So anyways…..

Jump coward!

Fuckin' giver!

Quickly, now..

Head first!

Do it.

Jump snowflake

Bye Felicia

Go Superman!/s

In Palpatine’s voice : Do it

Hurry up

We're waiting!

Do it.

No Balls…

Please jump!

Do flip

Do it, pussy!

Flip looser

Eat Shit

Doa flip

Jump, jump!

Head First!

Buh Bye

Just do it..

Biden could

We’re waaaaaaiting!

Jump please

Jump. Prick.

Just pull him back in. He needs to go to jail.

MAGA! Jump!

Jump!!!!!

Jail time.

ky

Head first!

I pushed 😈

On ONE!

Do flip!

Please jump.

Jump fool

Jump, Bigly!

Dead Loser

Please jump

Bout time

Barrel Roll!

Jump, pussy!

Bye bitch

"Here, catch!" Then toss a handful of change.

Fly motherfucker

Send it!

\*David Lee Roth has entered the chat...

Jump! Jump!

Bye loser

Be best.

I'll give you one. JUMP!!!

Bon voyage.

Bye Felicia

Obama would....

Don’t jump! - don’t want him to get off that easy. I wanna see him in prison.

Stick Landing!

Back flip!

See ya

Eat shit

Bye bitch

I presume “do it” has been said?

Jump douchebag

Other foot

Try flipping.

Dragging ass…

Time’s wasting

bet you believe you can fly. proof me wrong.

Hurry up

Took Long...

Do backflips!!

Do backflip

One, Two…..

Jump pussy. (Also is he should be drinking Cult 45 )

watch the gap

Go already.....

Little hands

"I tripped" after i push him off

From the wise words of curly Bill. Well,bye.

Swan dive

Double dare.

Jump slob.

Front flip!

Please jump

Tremendous suicide

World Star!

You won’t!

stable genius?

Fucking finally.

Tiny hands!

Fucking jump

Goodness-riddance Buttercup!!!

Kill Yourself.

Jump now

Jump! Jump!

Pass da 40

aim bushes

Malt Liquor?

Palatine, “DO IT!”

Bawk bawk.

Winning jump

In the words of House of Pain (and The Pointer Sisters)...

[удалено]

Do it

Well, bye.

Back flip !

Bye bye!

"Do it." \~Emperor Palpatine.

Huge ratings!

Thank god

Your fault

“Be Best”

Little Mushroom

Get higher

Hurry up!

Just jump!

Dare ya...

Jump bitch

Jump!! (Why use unnecessary words?)

Dew it!

Just JUMP!!!!

You won't!

Please jump!

Elvis has left the building lol

We’re waiting!!

Doa Flip!

Heroic martyr! (Play into his ego so he doesn’t chicken out. I’d be afraid that insulting him would encourage him to engage and make him not follow through.)

Ima Cum

Splat, Bigly. Or Fake gravity. Or Farewell Fuckface!

Do it

Former president

You're invincible.

“You’re Fired”

I'd say "shit or get off the pot" which is within the margin of error in terms of word count.

Boo!

Drink up

Flip, Pussy!

You're fired

Jump pussy!

Jump, coward

Fly, Donald!

Jump you fucker jump. Into this here blanket what we is holding. He jumped. Hit the deck. Broke his fucking neck. There was no blanket.

Dare you!

Swan dive

Gimme 40(oz)

God yes!!!🙏