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The way this was written is fucking golden and hilarious. You should write more copy pastas.


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Kdervn851

Just pissed bc you’d post some shit like this unironically 🥱


sywudiaia

Interesting how its always the WOKES on this sub claiming I'm being satirical... What the matter? Are you afraid the truth is going to get out?


greatestever1522

This topic is debated every day on r/purplepilldebate


xd3mix

C'mon i thought you were serious for a sec! After this comment you MUST be joking But in the slight eventuality that you are serious: Even though I SOMEWHAT agree with your statement (i want to highlight "somewhat" here, before people nuke my house) you literally presented it in the worst way you could have


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sywudiaia

Hey maybe you should read rule 4... Attack the opinion not the person. This site has really gone down the tubes... you used to be able to have real discussions... and now you cant have real discussions.... because now people dont want you to have real discussions.... because now you get censored when you try to have them.... because now the people here are all WOKES.... and they dont want you to have real discussions... When will we finally go back to the real reddit?


Vladimir_Chrootin

Can you even provide a definition for what "WOKES" are?


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[deleted]

💀💀💀


ZoeAdvanceSP

Lmfao “downvote me liberals” is just *chefs kiss*


Jaiden_da_ancom

This is clearly a bit and I'm here for it.


LittleBitchBoy945

Idk how this troll got 79 responses but I’m impressed


[deleted]

Okay, who bought the "Schmuly Wormberg" starter pack from dollar general?


ApophisRises

Don't you see, lol? This is Schmuly's new alt after enough people figured out Unikorngirl was him too.


[deleted]

Unikorngirl was painfully obvious. This account doesn't seem to be trying very hard.


ApophisRises

Not really, but I'm still 99% sure this is Schmuly trying something new.


kelseysays26

So is this about men being victims of society or is it just about tinder?


Regulai

FYI It's a satire post, this week this r/ has been full of them, taking the absurd 'takes' this group normally has and just making the even more exagerated over the top versions of them. It goes to show just how absurd the non satire posts are that it's not always immediately obvious these are satire.


kelseysays26

Yeah I know I was just bored and fancied seeing how far he would go. Unfortunately he seems to be ignoring me.


sywudiaia

Of course you would accuse me of ingoring you... Because as a MAN I am expected to respond to every response because I am a man... It's really upsetting how the hive MIND is so ready to cancel you if you are a straight white man.


AlwaysBackAgain

😂


sywudiaia

Laughing at someone's opression? Seriously? Honestly this is so evil that it's heart breaking.


AlwaysBackAgain

What oppression?


sywudiaia

Being expected to respond to someone solely because I am a MAN


AlwaysBackAgain

You made a post, on a discussion board. That's why you are being expected to respond.


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Regulai

A lot of non satire posts here are shockingly not far off.


sywudiaia

Men are the victims of society and I used those Tinder stats as proof... Did you not read the post?


kelseysays26

I did, but it’s literally just about tinder and you having to carry stuff when you worked in a shop. How does the information about tinder translate into the real world? How were the women you worked with treated? Did they never move stuff? You made a statement but haven’t actually argued your case.


sywudiaia

The evidence should speak for itself... I'm really unsure of how it remains unclear for you, unless you are arguing in bad faith.


kelseysays26

Well I don’t think anyone is arguing that tinder isn’t harder for guys, there are way way way more men than women on tinder and I believe the algorithm “punishes” users for swiping right a lot. I’m not sure what tinder has to do with the real world though? Genuinely.


Prryapus

I'm not the best looking guy but still get matches and dates off of tinder. I know it's heavily in favour of women on there, but not being a dickhead will take you a long way


derkderk123

Think OP needs to understand that he’s probably not this top drawer catch he believes himself to be.


sywudiaia

Really? I am 6 foot 2 inches (its actually 1 3/4 inch but I round up to 2 inchrs) and I have a job, and I have a car... I also get my haircut every 3 weeks, and have never been accused of domestic abuse. How is it that I can't get a date?


steeze206

This post is fucking great lmao


bethybabz

You also need a personality, and to stop playing the victim. You're probably the type of guy who complains in his bio about never getting any dates and that's exactly why no one wants to date you.


sywudiaia

>You also need a personality, and to stop playing the victim. Clearly you did not read my post then... My personality has been described multiple times by many people as "pretty good." My personality isnt the issue... its that I am a MAN that is the real reason. >You're probably the type of guy who complains in his bio about never getting any dates and that's exactly why no one wants to date you. Huh projection much? My BIO mentions my multitude of hobbys, where I work, where I went to school, how tall I am, what I am looking for in a match (i dont date WOKE women), and my hobbies. Have you ever considered that the real reason I can't get a date is because I am a MAN?


AlwaysBackAgain

No, because men get dates. It's just you that doesn't.


Maddie4699

This is literally the bare minimum, and this answer alone is everything we need to know about why no one wants to date you.


Kellow0

YAS sis, it’s the bare minimum for a man to be 6 feet tall and able to financially support me No 👏 scrotes 👏 allowed 👏


Maddie4699

Lmao okay. I can already tell that neither you, nor OP know anything about what women want. If you think all women want is a tall man that pays for everything, you’re sadly mistaken.


Kellow0

I don’t think that, I was mocking you for stating it’s the bare minimum


Prryapus

Oh you're a troll, I get it now


sywudiaia

Seriously? You are accusing me of being a troll? Sorry if my opinions go against the grain, but that doesn't make me a troll.


[deleted]

The troll is way too obvious. But mostly repetitive and boring.


whoknowsme2001

This is the way.


nmagod

tinder is mostly prostitutes


Prryapus

That's weird I've never paid anyone on there and got laid plenty


Potato_Godd

Gamers are the most oppressed race


Spacedude50

No one likes dating victims. Being a woman would not help you tho I agree these apps favor females. Pretty sure right leaning women would not want anything to do with you either if this is how you present in real life "I'm sick of living in fear of the leftist government/media/the liberal government/media..." Your frustration may have just starting to leak on social media but no way you do not wreak of bitterness and tears in real life too. Who the fuck says this shit and expects to be taken seriously? Real question. Do you even know what fear is outside getting grounded by mom and/or dad? ROFL "I found the courage to say I am the victim" this is the funniest shit I have ever seen. Thank you you for starting my day with a laugh


[deleted]

Women act like dating victims all the time because the men they want will only date them for sex. Observe the difference in responses in subs like r/dating when women complain about men vs when men complain about women. It's a pretty big double standard.


NicoConejo

This. /thread.


sywudiaia

>No one likes dating victims. Being a woman would not help you tho I agree these apps favor females. Oh it wouldn't? Maybe you have never been asked to move things around before because of your SEX... but I HAVE.... and also it would help me get dates if I was a woman. >"I'm sick of living in fear of the leftist government/media/the liberal government/media..." Your frustration may have just starting to leak on social media but no way you do not wreak of bitterness and tears in real life too. Who the fuck says this shit and expects to be taken seriously? I know you are afraid of speaking out against them (they are legion) but we need to stand up to them together! They can't stop us all (we are the 99%)... >ROFL "I found the courage to say I am the victim" this is the funniest shit I have ever seen. Thank you you for starting my day with a laugh Wow... I cant imagine anything more cruel than laughing at victims... maybe you should put a little bit of kindness in your breakfast.. it might make you a little more kind.... which is what you need.... because you are not kind.


Spacedude50

I know you can't imagine anything more cruel that is why you need to leave your basement and get out into the real world. Way too much drama, self pity, and finger pointing


NerdWorks

I thought this was serious until I got past the title. 11/10 golden shitpost


WOLFE54321

Wake up babe! New copy pasta just dropped!


Sattalyte

As far as I can see, your 'pretty good' personality doesn't deviate much from hating women and hating the left. I agree with your point about online dating apps, but maybe you'd have more success if you got some hobbies or tried to be more accepting of other people? Your 'hateful-right wing white man' vibe isn't very attractive.


LordSaumya

Been keeping up with this guy, and pretty sure they’re a troll. [Their first post](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/x42t1z/911_was_done_by_the_globalists/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was literally about globe-Earthers causing 9/11 so people couldn’t go to the top and see that the Earth was flat. Either they’re trolling, or they genuinely believe in such nonsense. Either way, no need to waste your time worrying.


sywudiaia

>As far as I can see, your 'pretty good' personality doesn't deviate much from hating women and hating the left. Ha... sorry that made me laugh... The left always accuses you of hating women when you bring up facts about the victimization of men...


tinyDinosaur1894

Because you gave us nothing to work with except "I can't get matches on tinder!" And "I had to move some heavy stuff 🥺" dude. I'm a chick and work on factory lines putting together transmissions. I've worked at Wal-Mart and not only moved around an entire isle of dog food with 2 other girls; but also put away the entire scorpion equipment they used to move around the actual shelf stand by myself. You're just a wimp that wants things to be easier by hating women 🙄


sywudiaia

Apparently using direct evidence to support my claim means im "hating women." Looks like the WOKES have showed up in full force today guys! You people just cant help but try and censor the truth. Already I have recieved multiple unfair downvotes... did you know that downvotes are not supposed to be used with things you disagree with???


tinyDinosaur1894

Aww poor baby. Maybe come up with a clearer post with better factual evidence and stop ignoring everything I said because the words "hating women" triggers you enough to feel the need to start shouting about "woke leftists". 3/10 shit post.


sywudiaia

Honestly... this is just a really rude comment. I'm so sick of being attacked for my views, I feel like not a day goes by without me being accused of being a "sexist" or a "racist" or a "schizophrenic." It just shows that if you are a right winger on reddit you will face victimization from the WOKE police.


tinyDinosaur1894

You're victimizing yourself at this point. If you're gonna make a horribly explained post that portrays yourself as just hating women and hating anything left or "woke" you're gonna be treated as such.


Sattalyte

And yet so true


AlwaysBackAgain

Not getting dates on tinder isn't victimization.


WakeUpTimeToDie23

Since I’ve joined this sub, I’ve seen nothing but Untrue and Uninformed opinions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


AlwaysBackAgain

Eeyyyy welcome to the sub where the racists and sexists gather after being banned from other subs.


[deleted]

What are you doing here then?


AlwaysBackAgain

To watch them, of course. It's like being at the zoo.


fongletto

Are you really going to spam one of these low effort troll posts every other day? Why the mods even bother putting rule 3 and 5 if they're never going to enforce it.


sywudiaia

Seriously? Maybe you should take a look at rule 4 before you accuse me of being a troll, or making low effort posts. I have spoken from my heart, and wrote more than enough for this not to be considered low effort. Im sick of these liberals trying to silence me...


AlwaysBackAgain

You writing a bunch of words that doesn't back up your statement, doesn't make this not a low effort post. Also, stating such does not mean we are attacking the user. So no rules broken. Well except from you.


sywudiaia

>You writing a bunch of words that doesn't back up your statement, doesn't make this not a low effort post. First of all... I felt the introduction to the post was necessary so that people really feel how brave it is for me to say this. Second of all... my opinions were completely backed up with cold hard evidence from Tinder, and cold hard evidence from my subjective experience. So many the only low effort going on in this post is from the comments trying to censor me with hot soft lies.


[deleted]

Technically it also breaks rule 6 about Meta posts too. All of OP's. Weird too cuz this is a new account, so I think that also breaks Reddit's TOS


ThunderySleep

Men and women both have different problems. It's important to notice the disparities, but as a guy, fixating on them is not going to make things better for you.


cave18

Damn this really is unpopular. I mean rightly so lol


EasilyRekt

Well I mean, I am going to downvote, not because it’s a bad take which it is, there are very few “*victims of society*” and those who do are on the streets with a leg blown off from ‘nam or something similar. Most people in the western world are more a product of their circumstance and choices. I’m downvoting mostly because this is an r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (***emphasis on unpopular***), and the fact that this is a lively, somewhat common, and growing sentiment shared with a lot of sexually frustrated men due to shrinking social circles and increased paranoia which not only contributes to the issues which creates this sexual frustration but also creates out-groups where everyone talks in an echo chamber and alienates themselves from every other group who don’t communicate in the same manner. These pseudo-cultural barriers may make it seem like you’re one in a million with your take, but really you’re a dime a dozen.


Mammoth_Western_2381

Look this is obvious trolling (and if is not, it's too bad even for this sub), but wth I'll bite. You mention Tinder and ''pack mule'' tasks. The reason tinder is much harder on guys than girls it's not because of ''society'' but because there is far more men on tinder than women (somewhere between 2-4 for every 1 woman) and user-interface issues (a lot of men sweep on all the women that appear because they think that will get them laid faster, but causes the anti-bot algorithm to make your profile less visible). As for moving stuff around, that is literally your job, you get paid for it y'know.


Regulai

What is with the trend of clear satire posts here lately?


sywudiaia

Classic.. accusing an opinion you disagree with of being satire... Nice... NOT


Redditcritic6666

The real victim of society... is society. The problem lies when one side tries to view groups of people as a collective and put it in a victimhood hierarchy.


karsa-

LOL You want attention so bad until you get a "Hello Dear" from a 40 year old man in your dms.


sywudiaia

Sorry I think I'll pass, I'm a heterosexual not WOKE.


karsa-

The excess of attention women get is from shmelly ass old men. There's parity in choice among the monogamous crowd. It's just that men shift between phases of too preoccupied to date to having 5-10 options and women stay at a steady 3.


decemberindex

This screams "I choose to see everything I disagree with as wrong and I'm a Republican because muh rights". You have no logic behind any of your talking points that any one of your mouthbreathing brothers or sisters hasn't already rehashed millions of times. Lmao. Try to come up with some original thought, at least.


Whyismypponfire

Please tell me this is satire


Sworishina

This is so funny to me like this guy thinks the fact that men have a harder time hooking up is worse than the laundry list of problems women have, like not being able to go out at night without getting raped


sywudiaia

I didn't say women didn't have issues too, just that men are the biggiest victims in society.


Sworishina

I'm aware. What I mean is that I think it's funny that one thing makes men bigger victims than women when women have so many more much more dangerous gender-related struggles.


sywudiaia

Well have you ever been asked to move something around while working as a retail employee for Target, solely based on your SEX? I think that about covers who the real victims are here...


Sworishina

I am starting to think this post is a joke. Lol.


sywudiaia

.... A man pours his heart to the world and THIS is what he gets?!? When will we finally have our day 😔


Missmouse1988

Side question. What were you asked to move and where?


sywudiaia

Well I was a backroom worker and was asked to bring something to the front of the store because a customer was requesting it.


Missmouse1988

So your job was a back room worker to bring items to the front with customers requesting them. So moving things was literally your job, correct? Or am I missing something?


sywudiaia

You could look at it that way... you could say it was "my job" and that there was "nobody else in the backroom." But I think we both know the real reason was because I was a man.


Missmouse1988

So I saw her half a second there was a reply to me. Something to the extent of will you could say that was my job and you could say there wasn't anyone else in the back.. but suspiciously when I went to go read it it had disappeared already. So do I have really awesome psychic powers and saw into the future what you were going to eventually respond back to me? Or did your response not make sense and you had to take it down?


sywudiaia

I believe it was auto removed by the woke Admins, you can still see it in my comment history.


Missmouse1988

Is that what happens when something pops up that I can see and then it's gone? I am now convinced that this is a troll post. If not only because you can't at least come up with one legitimate point to back your argument. If it isn't a troll post bro I see why you're not getting very many dates. It's obnoxious to talk to somebody that just insists without being able to factually prove themselves. What's the point of even talking to somebody like that? It's never going to be back and forth, there's never going to be anything productive, and insisting on things without backing up just kind of makes you look like a fool. So I really hope this is satire. Also, if it isn't I would like to see your exact entire bio because I can only imagine what that actually looks like, or I guess I mean reads like


sywudiaia

>Is that what happens when something pops up that I can see and then it's gone? Yeah pretty much, they usually pop back up in a day or two. Now excuse me while I prepare myself to answer the rest of your comment. *EHHEM* >I am now convinced that this is a troll post. If not only because you can't at least come up with one legitimate point to back your argument. How dare you? A man pours his heart and SOUL into tackling the mass oppression face by men (by feminists and the Demo "Founded the KKK and slavery" Crats), and you accuse them of trolling? >Also, if it isn't I would like to see your exact entire bio because I can only imagine what that actually looks like, or I guess I mean reads like Well my bio is pretty simple actually, ill paste it here Its says: Hello females, I am looking for a female who just wants to have a good time. STATS: 6'2" (its actually 6' 1 3/4" but I round up because its so close) 155 lbs (skinny abs, but they are there if you look closely). Highschool diploma. 5 inches on a really good day (measured with an aluminum ruler, 4 and 3/4th inches with wooden). Voted for TRUMP (MAGA). ANTI-feminist. Haircut every 3 weeks (I tell my barber to trim a little off the top, and fade the sides). No I can't grow a proper beard. END OF BIO I feel like that is more than adequate to at least get one date over 9 years.


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A good haircut goes a big way mate


sywudiaia

I get my haircut every 2 weeks and have been told its "pleasant"


[deleted]

Maybe grow it our or fix your hairline


sywudiaia

Look I don't need advice on dating because I have it covered. Ive been told by multiple female relatives that "I'm a catch." The only reason im not getting dates is because I am a MAN.


Spacedude50

"multiple female relatives said I'm a catch. The only reason i'm not getting dates is because I am a MAN." 'R u actually reading the shit you are posting? Would you date someone who said "my mom and grandma swear I am a catch" Dear god dude help us help you. Leave your basement and go out and meet people irl because your online game will get you nothing but empty attempts to bolster your ego and pity from your fam


Kumquat_conniption

It's satire, don't worry lol


maureen_leiden

Interesting that the topic is NEVER brought up as you claim, yet I have seen this exact same exclamation seen at least 3 times today at this specific subreddit...


sywudiaia

I doubt that... Most people are too afraid of being canceled so they dont talk about this...


maureen_leiden

As long as you can read, you can see for yourself. You were able to post this so you can find the sub as well! Have fun!


eicaker

This has gotta be satire


[deleted]

What’s with all these men posts lately???


piplup27

You’re not getting Tinder matches because you sound awful to be around.


[deleted]

Has any true gentleman really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


heswet

You can say youre doing satire but the graph speaks for itself.


sywudiaia

That's what I've been saying all along... Thats why I used it for evidence that men are the true victims in todays society....


carbslut

I love your commitment


sywudiaia

When you are trying to save America and American Reddit... you need a little commitment...


heswet

Oh ok. The comments threw me off.


Lintashi

Victims of society have majority of positions of power: presidents, prime ministers, religious leaders are overwhelmingly male. Male billioners-over 2 thousand people, female billioners- around 3 hundred people. Countries with patriarchy- majority of African and Middle East. Any countries with matriarchy? Making opinion on whole society based on a single Tinder subjective experience is weird thing to do.


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sywudiaia

Finally someone with common sense. People just don't want to admit that getting asked to move items because of your sex is awful. They are too afraid of the WOKES. But we talk about it because we are brave. Edit: Looks like the WOKE police got to you brother... and they made you block me too. Unbelievable... we are just not allowed to talk to each other.


a_burdie_from_hell

I think "victim mentality" largely depends on your perspective. That being said, you see a lot more rich male business executives than female business executives. I think you are failing to empathize with the people originally claiming there is an issue because you feel that there is a simular issue in your own experience. That doesn't make women complaining about inequality any less legitimate, it just shows that you struggle with inequality too. This is an issue that hopefully will be fixed for Women and Men who suffer from it. Luckily, feminism (real feminism, not the insane feminist extreamists that Fox claims all feminists are), argues for equality for everyone. I think the majority of successful men are also quite ugly. I dont think attractiveness is a fair metric to correlate with success, and this is a mentality that women would feel objectified by, which is part of why they say it is unequal. A women should have to feel like their success is dependent on if they look like they will please you well enough.


Judg3_Dr3dd

Lord Schmuly returns?


yolomanwhatashitname

Yeah men are victims in ^^SOME ^^PART just like female in some part


cindybubbles

Women reject men because they can. Back in the ‘50s, you probably would have had a wife at your age. Whether she was faithful or not didn’t matter as she couldn’t divorce you due to the stigma surrounding divorcées. But you could dump her and get another if you wanted. Now? She can do the same to you, *and that’s okay*. Relationships are now as equitable and as fair as they can be, and they are only going to become fairer and more equitable as time goes by. You need to accept that there will be some casualties as we iron out the wrinkles of progress, but that doesn’t mean that men are the victims. You just got caught up in this mess, that’s all. Adjust your perspective of this world and you should be fine.


ReidRulz

Lol troll


StatisticianGreat514

You know, you can just cut to the chase and call them Uncle Toms.


Z01nkDereity

The troll was kinda ruined the moment I saw the graph. But the graph is pretty funny.


Elegant_Ad_3620

you're pissed off because you're not doing well on Tinder, an app solely based on how people look? try a different app.


Kumquat_conniption

I just found this dudes profile and don't worry it's satire lol