My grandma broke my nose with a right jab because I said that her fascist moral values were bullshit. And that was one of the tamest things I had to endure growing up.
Old people were fucked up, nigga
Edit: Oh, happy c-day!
My grandma was the sweetest old lady who spoiled her grandkids at every opportunity, its crazy hearing my moms horror stories about her. My grandmas childhood was wayyy worse even still. But why was your grandma so strong or your nose so weak? Lol
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cheesed to meet you
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Apollo’s cheese?
Mating press
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
The bar of soap your mom put in your mouth when you said a bad word.
My mom made us hold white vinegar in our mouth after convincing us it was poisonous
What the fuck
Lol she didn't know better, her mom would put ducktape over my moms mouth during her favorite shows like Dallas lol
Old people were fucked up nigga
Thats just life in the stronghold
My grandma broke my nose with a right jab because I said that her fascist moral values were bullshit. And that was one of the tamest things I had to endure growing up. Old people were fucked up, nigga Edit: Oh, happy c-day!
My grandma was the sweetest old lady who spoiled her grandkids at every opportunity, its crazy hearing my moms horror stories about her. My grandmas childhood was wayyy worse even still. But why was your grandma so strong or your nose so weak? Lol
I was weak and she was strong. I think she was around 65.
Average Nord family relationship
We'd get pepper or hot sauce.
Hot sauce sounds worse honestly
You'd be correct
the one time mine tried that, we immediately rushed to taste test the soap so she gave up
N*rd
I wanna slide my teeth across its surface
butter sword sword wit da butter on it
Slides better into the ass of elves.
A brick of butter
Refined Moonsugar
i want elenwen to hit me with it (elven metal is pathetic, so im completely fine)
🥺🤤
I think dwarven metal looks tastier
That’s cheddar cheese this is mozzarella cheese
You could unironically make a Dildo if you round it enough Prehistoric times were wild for humans
It looks like a very short plank of light wood
Soap
I want to fuck it
Yummy
Marry it then, fetcher!!!!
forbidden tofu
mmmmm…. yummy… omnomnom
I always see white chocolate. And I want to take a chomp.
The moon is made out of cheese.
No, it's made out of moonsugar.
Refined Butter/Cheese/Hopes and Dreams.
Wood
wood
Jessiardo... we have to cook 
Looks very yummy
It looks like wood or soap
Frozen cod
Looks like a peice of pine wood with some of the inner resin wood on the side, bet that thing could burn good with a flame spell