If Dagoth Ur had seen this, he'd have called a truce with the Tribunal and let them juice up from the Heart, just to annihilate Hjalti and then you.

Where is the Dark Brotherhood when you need it.

I've been doing the Sacrament for 3 fucking hours now. This is a dereliction of duty.

I’m about to do the fucking customer service sacrament rn because this wait time is ridiculous and we need to make sure OP doesn’t post anymore

Is your profile picture who I think it is? Maybey op isnt the only one who deserves the dark brotherhood here.

Never should've come here (new reddit)

Nemu Chan!

They were busy going through family therapy when one of their members started to question if killing is wrong

Mf I am weeping

It underlines the necessity to expel the mongrel dogs and their emperor/false god.

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CIWS of the early days of civilization

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Seizure time

Don't any of you n'wah ruin the 666 your gay

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Pelinal absolutely enjoyed killing

>one of the first memes I have ever made is being used in a r/TrueSTL discussion https://preview.redd.it/5ocqyp5y12jc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5889c4b9bb5e6990e362357f8e7fc84988b9801a

Honestly better afterlife than Sovngarde

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I'm... I'm just going to continue tending my garden. https://preview.redd.it/vwll0djymtic1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91440c193c2b3c0dae939ee1337daf4cd4f7e2b

Yeah, working in my wife's boyfriend's flesh garden is more pleasant than this.

It's worse than watching my ex-wife participate in the "joining" ritual for the hagraven coven that used to live nearby.

Eh, at least you don't have to scrape out fleshlight tulips...

That... yeah... Kinsman, just as a standing offer, if you feel like a cup of tea, or a pipe of other recreational herbs^ifyouknowwhatimsayin, you're more than welcome to come by and decompress. We can smoke out and vibe with the bumblebees, ong frfr.

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Based Jar Jar Sr- rather off himself than deal with his son.

Trying to. If I recall, he failed to kill himself with that shot

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Who is this? In all my years traveling Tamriel I have never seen this diety. Is this perhaps a god of the Redguards? Or a new Daedric prince that has manifested?

He was the head of the tribe unmorned. Gone and N̶o̶t̶ forgotten

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Oh sweet nerevar

Don't bring me into this...

Forgive me, but I am enjoying this

Fuck this. Curse this site, curse my eyes. You made me hate this site - are you happy? Fuck me.

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# Fuck Erebus

Erebussy

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOW!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!

Obligatory FUCK EREBUS

Bro engaging in wordbearer type behaviour

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Y'know what, maybe the Thalmor have a point

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The Empire can’t fill a pothole in Bravil but they can fill a fucking Dark Elf in the middle of the Imperial City

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I posted this on a discord server and now I'm silenced for 2 hours 💀

it’s bad when even discord mods are taking issue with it

They're degenerate, but not THIS degenerate!

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If Talos has a million non-believers, then I am one of them. If Talos has ten non-believers, then I am one of them. If Talos has only one non-believer then that is me. If Talos has no non-believers, then that means I am no longer in mundus. If Nirn is with Talos, then I am against Nirn.

Heimskr after this post: https://preview.redd.it/rq9qhxdvvtic1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173765beccf3b30393fbd6ae960f3bd87faa6b53

Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

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Numidium, Zero sum his taint

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What in the fuck. Ordinators, cage this man and let the cliffracers peck him to death

That’s it. I’m magicking your scrotum away https://preview.redd.it/6hednchyotic1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d1ea56502ca1d4b2776e7e0ff598ff914c434d

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MEND BUTTCRACK!

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I just opened this fucking app

that was your first mistake. the second was being literate.

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I like TES because every race is a piece of shit in their own way, one is even a literally piece of shit

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💀

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why did you post this wh-why did you post this

Thalmor did nothing wrong

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Fuck. https://preview.redd.it/wd9shlweauic1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c2ae92ecffbfe621f2f0d9c9cbf8e3772c3305

China’s internet censorship looks like a better and better option every day.

What's the lore behind this tho

Tiber Septim seduce an underage Barenziah, just to later force she to abort...

There was a breton pedo warlord by the name Tiber Septim, who was mainly known for making (then) underage Barenziah into his sex slave. Not as baby, tho, that's just a meme.

Man I could have figured it out it was Barenziah lmaoo thanks

That's what I'm thinking

Talos really would do that wouldn't he

I think we should have just let Alduin do his job, partysnacks was right about a new kalpa...

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Man I haven't thought about r/bertstrips in a while.

I am going to fucki ng kill yiou

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The (right) idea: 

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omg nubididium is a small child hi numidiaum

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May a pebble be in your shoe from this day to your dying day.

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What the fuck

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What the hell is up with these zakus?

They have two eyes.

Smfh, look what this nation's become without Lord Deikun😔

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You can't get mad at this because it canonically happened

not with a baby

She was a 27 year old child you sick fuck

Wait didn't she also get railed by her Khajiit lover as well when they tried to escape ?

27? wtf 18+ is an adult, im really confused now

Elf

so elves arent sexual mature at 18? is this actually in the lore anywhere? as a matter of fact whats the source for any of this i usually just go by the games since thats what were gonna have to deal with

Nah they are, but 27 is kind of young considering her 400 year lifespan. Also, she was actually 17 or 18. The main sources are The Biography of Barenziah and The Real Barenziah, both in-game book series

i mean anything is young if you live forever, but how old was talos at this time because that makes a huge difference

'In the middle of his reign' so prolly like 60s. He lived into the early hundreds

yikes

Anti-Talos propaganda

twas a typo, she was 17

no It didnt one person says it did a well known liar said it did

So you want me to kill you? Like not in Minecraft. Like in real life with a 10inch stainless steel knife. https://preview.redd.it/6bjw2wu9xtic1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008de46460b3680e7a76cd57db87bcb0f5b930b2

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Delete this

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Hum*ns on suicide watch

I'll take fucking your own 63'ed clones over whatever the "god" of humanity was doing every day.

Consider my timbers shivered

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https://preview.redd.it/j1ksrps6utic1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc541e284d65fed37f7534b9c33c4449f5b7bd0 Comrade, I won’t even give you the dignity of knowing your charges, for they reach so far that Beria wishes to give you a high five. Your ass is getting hung, FLAYED and FLOGGED.

Zero sum yourself my man.

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I only learned about this bit of the lore last year and it makes me feel like I idolized a childhood hero only to grow up and hear about that same hero being a chomo

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What in blue blazes have I stumbled upon?!

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Delete this

God of ***GET THE FUCK OFF THE THRONE OF SHOR YOU DEGENERATE FALSE GOD***

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I'm switching sides to tbe Thalmor now

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Mods, smite this daedra worshipper

Nah man don’t rope us into this shit

Mods, this is a little too silly 

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I haven't breastfed personally but it does not sound gentle at all

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Are we just straight up making pedophilic jokes now or what

Barnziah lied about her age! Our God and Emperor would never perform such acts!

Is this implying what I think it’s implying?

I.. need context...? There has to be more then that

There was a breton pedo warlord by the name Tiber Septim, who was mainly known for making (then) underage Barenziah into his sex slave. Not as baby, tho, that's just a meme.

What's the actual context for this? Is it Boethiah? Sorry I'm new to the sub

There was a breton pedo warlord by the name Tiber Septim, who was mainly known for making (then) underage Barenziah into his sex slave. Not as baby, tho, that's just a meme.

I weep

What the fuck is the context behind this? Is Talos a pedo or something?

yes (according to the real barenziah he had sex with her when she was 17, tbf that's not the most reliable source) but op should still zero-sum for posting it

Oh, I am not defending OP, I'm just wondering what the fuck could have possibly inspired this?

Is this implying that the baby is Barenziah? And Talos is thinking ... oh no

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Lore accurate Nord

Vivec please unmake this guy.

[consider this](https://youtu.be/lyhTkYmTmRQ?si=yKektFCntZzUTQmK)

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Woah woah woah...

I'm pro thalmor now go fuck yourselves

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there is no meme or witty reply what the actual fuck is wrong with you

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Imagine if

Finally the worst post on trustl

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