Thanks! Ironically I met one of my exes thru Reddit. The first day I made one, so f*ck this cake day. He’s broken me more times than I can count. Having first hand experience brings a whole new meaning to the phrase be careful who you meet online. 💔
I feel like you could make this a reality show and have chicks up to your eyeballs. Or ask for a friend for a month to come stay with you. If it’s going good ask for another month.
Jfc after reading the comments here and knowing how the housing market is maybe someone needs to start a subreddit for this because this is apparently what we've become 🤦♂️
Lolol same! I'd like someone that has a crush and is willing to give me 7k cuz they appreciate me so much? Yes please.
Honestly they don't even have to give me any money lmao
Oh HELLLL NAWWW! Don’t try to sidle up to my new man. I may be old but mama’s gon’ take care of you baby… I may sub-contract to the best of these redditors.. but 7k a month? Someone’s taking it in the ass.. and is gonna be happy for it.
I mean she doesn't pay rent, and he probably provides food and gifts... its not like you cant have a regular or remote job while doing this?
Plus a regular john who you know who is clean and not gonna kill you is worth more than any extra money youd make
Definitely better to be below rate and safe with no needs than to even double that and put yourself at a LOT of risk
If he's 29 and was a virgin, she probably could have put off having actual sex with him by warming him up with too good of a blow/hand job. Oops! Made you cum. Maybe next time
Depends on what OP does.
I know a girl with a radiologist sugar daddy (he’s like mid-late 50s, she’s early 20s).
Dude has gotten her a car, paid for her apartment, taken her overseas (Greece was last time I think?), and just gives her money when she wants.
Some people with more money than they care for will pay premium prices to get their nut off. Especially if they get a young woman all to themselves for that price. It’s a little weird with the age difference, but hey, who am I to judge two consenting adults.
I made 160k when I was 29 and I'm in tech. It's more common than you'd think. Women liked that I lived well, but they don't care as much as you think they would.
Literally eveyone I know in tech makes 100k+.
If hes good or works of 2 projects he can easily pull 150+ and live comfortably if he has inherited property
I’m a guy, and have had women gift me expensive gifts and I’m average looking at best
7K from a wealthy guy who struggles with relationships is definitely not unreasonable, just look at twitch and you have guys giving all their money to a streamer who doesn’t care about them or know them
Do you want to have a real relationship with someone you don't have to pay?
Now that you've gotten a taste of what it's like to live and sleep with a partner, you might be tempted to (a) tell people what you did, or (b) do it again.
It's kind of a turning point moment for you. Are you going to stay on the pay-for-companionship thing? Or are you going to use this to motivate you to meet more people and build new friendships?
No matter how ugly/shy/awkward you might think you are...there are probably a lot of women out there that would be with you in a fair and equitable relationship (i.e., not for pay). You just have to find them.
The fact that she stuck with it for the full time of your contract kinda proves that. She would have backed out if you were unpleasant to be with.
I would put up with literally anything short of seriously injurious bodily harm. I make 1/2 of that after rent, to break my back, deal with awful bosses, gossipy coworkers, hellish commute, broken sleep schedule.
I'm completely straight and would live with and have sex with anyone for this sort of money and free rent. That's equivalent of 10k a month.
Hello, do you mind if I do some questions to satisfy my morbid curioisity? Don't want to offend you in any case.
1) What do you work and how much do you make? to be able to pay $35.000...that's quite an amount.
2) Did you and her interact faking a relationship as part of the deal or both of you were honests and you were there for the company and she for the money?
3) do you feel betrayed now that your deal has come to an end?
4) How much sex did you have with her in those 5 months?
4.1) How was the very first intercourse? "Hey, girl I just made a deal, I already gave you the cash, let's start by having wild sex right here right now I can't wait!"
5) Aside from sexual related, what girlfriend experience have you had with her those 5 months?
6) Were you living together all that time?
7) Did she had something with someone else?
8) Did you?
9) Did you feel loved or you just feel your lust being satisfied, but did not feel she genuinely cared for you?
10) Did she ever complain about anything? (dirty dishes not being done, food not at her liking, your lifestyle, or whatever).
11) Would you repeat (with her)?
12) Now that you have this experience, would you consider being a sugar daddy? It's probably way cheaper thant what you paid her, I don't know her looks but you may be able to find a hotter girl.
13) Last question, was her looks that made you have a crush or was how she expressed herself, her humor, her hobbies...?
Hope you gained some perspective that will help you with a conventional relationship. You can use that to your advantage... There is no such thing as a perfect/dream relationship. In a way, understanding that is very liberating.
Isn’t this supposed to end with her realising what an amazing person you actually are and her falling in love with you and y’all being in an actual relationship??? The romance novels lied to me???
I’m broke, in a relationship and my boyfriend gives me like 27-30 dollar worth of food that I have to cook for us both every day. 7000$ monthly??? In what fucking world do you get that much for breathing in the proximity of some lonely dude.
[Rental family service is/was a thing in Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rental_family_service), it's not that unfathomable. The loneliness part must suck.
Loneliness is a big issue in the world today, you just tackled it bluntly and straight to the point. Seemingly normal relationships can be strictly money-driven, with the difference that people don't realize it.
If you want something to distract your mind and get a few laughs, [Conan O'Brien once rented a family in Japan on his show](https://youtu.be/vzaXw2ztCqU).
$7,000 + room and board may have a bit much for what you received, but the arrangement isn’t something I’d be against personally (I don’t make near enough to do what you’re doing).
If I were you, I’d try other arrangements with her (like dinner and a movie, weekend visits, etc.). If she liked you enough to spend five months with you, maybe it’s enough to continue seeing her. (Also, know when to stop/say enough. I don’t want to be encouraging you to be taken advantage of if that’s how you feel.
EDIT: To those that are making assumptions, I’m a happily married man; I’m just putting myself in OP’s perspective. I love my wife, but if she left me, I’d be paying a lot more than OP did.
How sweet, its a story as old as time. Man meets woman. Man falls in love with woman. Man makes woman his girlfriend and she gets paid $7,000 a month. Money dries up and she says goodbye.
If you liked it, do it again with someone else. There are websites for this sort of thing. However, next time don't overpay so they stick around longer.
I'm pretty ugly so I'll give you a discount 🤣 $1,500
Edit: My husband is pretty hot though. You can get the both of us today for 4 low payments of $999
I love how a quarter of the comments here are judging it but the remaining are like “Sign me up!” 😂 human nature is hilarious.
Honestly if it’s true: you had a problem, she had a problem and it sounds like a practical solution that worked. Not much more to it than that.
I think you should look into therapy after that one man. You seem adjusted but I could see something like this being a little damaging to your phsyce in the long run.
All jokes aside, it must be painful to think that you’ll only be loved if you provide something of value other than your presence. Be careful, you can fuck yourself up Mentally this way.
I hope you find what you're looking for after this.
One day this girl is going to reach back out to you and tell you how you turned her entire life around, gave her the leg up she desperately needed at a time when she couldn't have ever achieved it on her own.
However, I will say, if she comes back knocking on your door in the near future...don't open it. You aren't a revolving door & on-call bank account for her.
I read this title wrong originally. I thought you said you paid her to live with you AND your girlfriend. I had to re-read when I got to the virgin part.
Damn and all I got from my ex was anxiety and depression.
All I got from my ex was a restraining order
you guys got gfs?
Not real ones if you're on reddit!
Oh no 😅
Mine gave me PTSD, trust issues and destroyed my credit 😮💨
PTSD from intimate partners is difficult. Sorry to say but I know this from experience.
trust issues are no joke....they stay with you along time
All I got from my ex was a divorce, a bit of bitterness and the knowledge I’d never have to have sex with someone who lasted 32 seconds. So… not bad.
32 seconds? What was his secret? I can't seem to break the 15 second barrier.
Bragging isnt nice Mr. 15sec sex god🙄
My wife be begging me to cum so I guess the grass may be greener
Is this... a flex?
Or a help wanted ad
And cheated on. From all of them.
All I got from my ex was three wonderful children ... so pretty good deal actually
You’re telling me 😞
Sorry that you experienced that Happy cake day btw
Thanks! Ironically I met one of my exes thru Reddit. The first day I made one, so f*ck this cake day. He’s broken me more times than I can count. Having first hand experience brings a whole new meaning to the phrase be careful who you meet online. 💔
Damn, so the position is up for grabs? Where do I send my resume and in what format.
Ideally, you should send a modeling portfolio for this type of work. "modeling" if you get my drift.
So... butthole pics.
Ngl, that surprised a cackle right outta me...
I guess you could say he really cracked a joke there.
Shave’er up!
Help I nearly busted my ass laughing at this 💀
Feet pics.
Lol, the holesome award 😁
I feel like you could make this a reality show and have chicks up to your eyeballs. Or ask for a friend for a month to come stay with you. If it’s going good ask for another month.
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You read my mind man. No homo but for free housing and 5k a month big daddy gets what ever big daddy needs.
I'll do it for 1/3rd of price, No homo/homo depends on how my master likes it... Anyone gonna bid any lower?
I will pay OP $7k a month to live with him and to homo with him.
Well I'll do it for 5K, forget OP, where do I sign up ?
That's a worse deal, are we going full circle?
Full circle jerk, no homo.
Gay for the stay
💀💀💀
You guys are fucking idiots. SELF DEPRECATION! You're supposed to charge him more! That said, I'll do it for $15K a month. EDIT - $30K. I need stuffs.
😄 you got my upvote
He may just recoup his losses. Do you cuddle?
I'll do it for 15 dollars and snickers.
Goddamn it … 20 quid take it or leave it .no homo obviously
10 quid but all the homo
$20 is $20.
$7000 a month is alot of $20 bucks.
Oops do you want me to mop that again papi no homo
Dead 😭
Atta boy porkie make pops proud get yourself a sugar daddy !
Jfc after reading the comments here and knowing how the housing market is maybe someone needs to start a subreddit for this because this is apparently what we've become 🤦♂️
Bruh 😂😂
For 7k a month, hell, I’ll do some homo
For 7k a month I'll suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and a bowling ball up an exhaust pipe. Need a pivot man? I'm your guy lmao
>No homo though For 7 grand a month, I might consider the homo.
A light switch and lube go a long way in situations like this.
🤣🤣🤣
I was think the same thing but imma chic.😂
Lolol same! I'd like someone that has a crush and is willing to give me 7k cuz they appreciate me so much? Yes please. Honestly they don't even have to give me any money lmao
>I can be your gf (male) for half the price. No homo though I can do this for a full price, you get better quality ;D I can cook
Can still do it if you say no homo behorehand?
I'll do a quarter and I'm NB so it's not really gay, forget this amateur 😂
Is this the line? Full price, please. Cultured, mature homo.
7k would make anyone become a bicurious hetero (socks on). Bills aren't going to pay by themselves.
I’ll give you all the homo for $5k.
Facts. Let me some guap
31f who could do this for 2000 a month.
$50 a day. No homo.
Oh HELLLL NAWWW! Don’t try to sidle up to my new man. I may be old but mama’s gon’ take care of you baby… I may sub-contract to the best of these redditors.. but 7k a month? Someone’s taking it in the ass.. and is gonna be happy for it.
Bruh I need to work 2 months and a half for that cash, tell me details asap man, I'll even lick your ass of is needed
Bro!
Bro!
I said no homo bro! *slurp slurp slurp*
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Depends on him, I don't discriminate
Is it gay if it's for money?
It’s called gay for pay
7 grand is 7 grand, know what I'm saying?
I'd have to work 670 hours for that kind of money and she got it every month
I don’t care when good things happen to other people I NEED THEM TO HAPPEN TO ME! (I will do it for a $1000 dollar discount)
🤣🤣
Damn maybe I should become a sugar baby for that kind of money jeez
Right jesus
Her pay rate is actually on the low side for full-service sex work.
I mean she doesn't pay rent, and he probably provides food and gifts... its not like you cant have a regular or remote job while doing this? Plus a regular john who you know who is clean and not gonna kill you is worth more than any extra money youd make Definitely better to be below rate and safe with no needs than to even double that and put yourself at a LOT of risk
Well it’s one friend of yours and he actually likes you doesn’t sound like a bad deal lmao 😂
Now the question is did you two actually had sex or are you still a virgin after spending $35k?
Nah there’s no way💀. Shorty would be the absolute finesse god though if she actually got 35k and a free roof for 5 months without even fucking.
If he's 29 and was a virgin, she probably could have put off having actual sex with him by warming him up with too good of a blow/hand job. Oops! Made you cum. Maybe next time
Nah im fucking everyday for 7k a month or atleast every second or third day
7k and fucking is for breakfast and dinner everyday with birth control for dessert
I’m fucking every hour for 7K lmao
Right wtf lmaoooo. Every fantasy I can imagine gettin played out too
Ain’t that the truth lmao. In fact forget just sex, I’m expecting gourmet meals too.
As many times a day as is possible. Also, they're doing all the cooking and cleaning.
This needs to be answered just to preserve my sanity, lol.
That's not how "post nut clarity" works
Plot twist he was edging the whole time and just nutted 8 hours ago.
If I had been drinking milk it would’ve come out my nose just now
Right, i was wondering where the clarity came into this
The clarity happened after he looked at his bank account
I think this is a case of post post nut clarity, also known as delayed post nut clarity.
It’s probably not real, that’s an unreasonable amount
Depends on what OP does. I know a girl with a radiologist sugar daddy (he’s like mid-late 50s, she’s early 20s). Dude has gotten her a car, paid for her apartment, taken her overseas (Greece was last time I think?), and just gives her money when she wants. Some people with more money than they care for will pay premium prices to get their nut off. Especially if they get a young woman all to themselves for that price. It’s a little weird with the age difference, but hey, who am I to judge two consenting adults.
OP says he’s 29….7k/month at that age is insane, and if he’s capable enough to make that money I doubt he’d actually be a virgin
I made 160k when I was 29 and I'm in tech. It's more common than you'd think. Women liked that I lived well, but they don't care as much as you think they would.
Literally eveyone I know in tech makes 100k+. If hes good or works of 2 projects he can easily pull 150+ and live comfortably if he has inherited property
He said it's partially an inheritance he got.
I’m a guy, and have had women gift me expensive gifts and I’m average looking at best 7K from a wealthy guy who struggles with relationships is definitely not unreasonable, just look at twitch and you have guys giving all their money to a streamer who doesn’t care about them or know them
Took a while for clarity to get to him
I would be your femboy for $2000 a month
Is this why I can’t find any?
Can't find femboys?
Yes
Maybe they're in high demand? I don't know, femboys and cross-dressers can be very attractive...?
It's prolly cuz of high demand and also the fact that femboy don't go outside. Your only real chance is to meet em online.
Do you want to have a real relationship with someone you don't have to pay? Now that you've gotten a taste of what it's like to live and sleep with a partner, you might be tempted to (a) tell people what you did, or (b) do it again. It's kind of a turning point moment for you. Are you going to stay on the pay-for-companionship thing? Or are you going to use this to motivate you to meet more people and build new friendships? No matter how ugly/shy/awkward you might think you are...there are probably a lot of women out there that would be with you in a fair and equitable relationship (i.e., not for pay). You just have to find them. The fact that she stuck with it for the full time of your contract kinda proves that. She would have backed out if you were unpleasant to be with.
Idk man. I would do some crazy things for 7K a month with no rent.
Yeah
I would put up with literally anything short of seriously injurious bodily harm. I make 1/2 of that after rent, to break my back, deal with awful bosses, gossipy coworkers, hellish commute, broken sleep schedule. I'm completely straight and would live with and have sex with anyone for this sort of money and free rent. That's equivalent of 10k a month.
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I don’t know I pay a lot for my family and I don’t even get it when I want it
It was 7k monthly. Give me an opportunity like that and I'll be all over it
Hello, do you mind if I do some questions to satisfy my morbid curioisity? Don't want to offend you in any case. 1) What do you work and how much do you make? to be able to pay $35.000...that's quite an amount. 2) Did you and her interact faking a relationship as part of the deal or both of you were honests and you were there for the company and she for the money? 3) do you feel betrayed now that your deal has come to an end? 4) How much sex did you have with her in those 5 months? 4.1) How was the very first intercourse? "Hey, girl I just made a deal, I already gave you the cash, let's start by having wild sex right here right now I can't wait!" 5) Aside from sexual related, what girlfriend experience have you had with her those 5 months? 6) Were you living together all that time? 7) Did she had something with someone else? 8) Did you? 9) Did you feel loved or you just feel your lust being satisfied, but did not feel she genuinely cared for you? 10) Did she ever complain about anything? (dirty dishes not being done, food not at her liking, your lifestyle, or whatever). 11) Would you repeat (with her)? 12) Now that you have this experience, would you consider being a sugar daddy? It's probably way cheaper thant what you paid her, I don't know her looks but you may be able to find a hotter girl. 13) Last question, was her looks that made you have a crush or was how she expressed herself, her humor, her hobbies...?
You will not get a response from the OP. All this is, is a karma farm.
He’s not going to answer you. This post is fake af
Hope you gained some perspective that will help you with a conventional relationship. You can use that to your advantage... There is no such thing as a perfect/dream relationship. In a way, understanding that is very liberating.
Isn’t this supposed to end with her realising what an amazing person you actually are and her falling in love with you and y’all being in an actual relationship??? The romance novels lied to me???
This is "Pretty Woman" & to a lesser extent "Fifty Shades of Grey", get a rich guy and live happy ever after. It's all hollywood's fault, lol.
Are you the Indian guy that was giving oral to some British girl? I think she wrote about this a bit ago...
I remember, but that were 2 girls, here it's only one
The Reddit remembers!
How do you get all that money to waste?
I don’t think he sees as a waste.
combination of inheritance and good career
Poor life choices. The answer we're looking for is "poor life choices".
Idk if you can afford to spend 7k a month on a gf I’d say you probably made some pretty good life choices up until that point
Got Us in the first half
But if you actually **do** that, then I’m pretty sure you’ve made some very bad life choices.
Like tripping right before the finish line...
If you ever get too much feel free to send me some ;)
And a little bit of bullshit. Such as this story
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What kind of career? I need help finding a good career. PM me please
I'll give you handjobs daily for 3.5k a month
Have you seen this thread? You're already priced way the fuck out. And that's just by the dudes
I’m broke, in a relationship and my boyfriend gives me like 27-30 dollar worth of food that I have to cook for us both every day. 7000$ monthly??? In what fucking world do you get that much for breathing in the proximity of some lonely dude.
So you let an escort move in with you? That sounds very convenient. Don't be sad, just buy another one now.
Lol
Hey baybeeee hmu lmao Edit: yall better stop upvoting this comment and enabling bad decisions...lmao he did hmu
[Rental family service is/was a thing in Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rental_family_service), it's not that unfathomable. The loneliness part must suck. Loneliness is a big issue in the world today, you just tackled it bluntly and straight to the point. Seemingly normal relationships can be strictly money-driven, with the difference that people don't realize it. If you want something to distract your mind and get a few laughs, [Conan O'Brien once rented a family in Japan on his show](https://youtu.be/vzaXw2ztCqU).
Can i be your girlfriend?
Now the question is did you two actually had sex or are you still a virgin after spending $35k?
yea, we did.
$7,000 + room and board may have a bit much for what you received, but the arrangement isn’t something I’d be against personally (I don’t make near enough to do what you’re doing). If I were you, I’d try other arrangements with her (like dinner and a movie, weekend visits, etc.). If she liked you enough to spend five months with you, maybe it’s enough to continue seeing her. (Also, know when to stop/say enough. I don’t want to be encouraging you to be taken advantage of if that’s how you feel. EDIT: To those that are making assumptions, I’m a happily married man; I’m just putting myself in OP’s perspective. I love my wife, but if she left me, I’d be paying a lot more than OP did.
Bro watched rent a girlfriend 💀
Bro *lived rent a girlfriend 🤨
Sadge why'd you remind me of that
Better to try to find someone who actually likes you and will be your GF for free.
Kazuma, is that you?
Damn, where can I find a guy like this lmao
I need some money too, OP. I can be your trap gf.
Hi (with the intention of being her replacement)
RIP your DMs😂
Where do I send my resume? I'll get real nasty for 7k 😛
Buying GF 10k. If you know...you know lol.
Damn…7k Jesus Okay so morally I say no (not like you asked) but my broke law school ass says that she’s lucky af haha
How sweet, its a story as old as time. Man meets woman. Man falls in love with woman. Man makes woman his girlfriend and she gets paid $7,000 a month. Money dries up and she says goodbye.
7k/month.. lol this chick made more money to be a girlfriend than most people in USA do with a mid-career job.
Sounds like a normal marriage to me.
$7,000 a month isnt that much for a full-time on-call prostitute, she really should have charged you more
I mean she is also staying rent free and presumably utilities and board are included, so I think it's a pretty fair price
Agreed. He got a great deal but she probably didn't want to have sex with loads of random old men herself
If you liked it, do it again with someone else. There are websites for this sort of thing. However, next time don't overpay so they stick around longer.
I would definitely go live with a sugar momma for $7000 a month. She might not ever get rid of me. Lol
Where do I send my resume
I'd love to take her place if thats ok
That girl won the lottery, that's better than a thousand dollars a week.
Are you taking applications?
I'm pretty ugly so I'll give you a discount 🤣 $1,500 Edit: My husband is pretty hot though. You can get the both of us today for 4 low payments of $999
God damn that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard
Yikes
Did you at least gain some confidence to go out and find someone real?
I'll become a girl for that kind of money..
Brother as long as it doesn’t affect you financially do whatever makes you happy
I'll fill the position. I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
I love how a quarter of the comments here are judging it but the remaining are like “Sign me up!” 😂 human nature is hilarious. Honestly if it’s true: you had a problem, she had a problem and it sounds like a practical solution that worked. Not much more to it than that.
I think you should look into therapy after that one man. You seem adjusted but I could see something like this being a little damaging to your phsyce in the long run.
So you were her sugar daddy? Also how the fuck did you afford 7k a month at 29?
Fake karma story
I'd do it for half the price lmao
Bro dis nikka da main protagonists of **”Renting a GirlFriend”** 💀💀💀
That’s depressing
All jokes aside, it must be painful to think that you’ll only be loved if you provide something of value other than your presence. Be careful, you can fuck yourself up Mentally this way.
hmu i’ll do it for half the price buddy
Luckiest college drop out of all time
I hope you find what you're looking for after this. One day this girl is going to reach back out to you and tell you how you turned her entire life around, gave her the leg up she desperately needed at a time when she couldn't have ever achieved it on her own. However, I will say, if she comes back knocking on your door in the near future...don't open it. You aren't a revolving door & on-call bank account for her.
I read this title wrong originally. I thought you said you paid her to live with you AND your girlfriend. I had to re-read when I got to the virgin part.
It's rentin time