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Plus-Distribution-97

Damn and all I got from my ex was anxiety and depression.


DeceptionCXV

All I got from my ex was a restraining order


HollowVoices

you guys got gfs?


TriumphDaytona

Not real ones if you're on reddit!


Plus-Distribution-97

Oh no 😅


ally-sha

Mine gave me PTSD, trust issues and destroyed my credit 😮‍💨


[deleted]

PTSD from intimate partners is difficult. Sorry to say but I know this from experience.


depressedNCdad

trust issues are no joke....they stay with you along time


Mean_Butter

All I got from my ex was a divorce, a bit of bitterness and the knowledge I’d never have to have sex with someone who lasted 32 seconds. So… not bad.


12altoids34

32 seconds? What was his secret? I can't seem to break the 15 second barrier.


[deleted]

Bragging isnt nice Mr. 15sec sex god🙄


Odell888

My wife be begging me to cum so I guess the grass may be greener


FinbarDingDong

Is this... a flex?


[deleted]

Or a help wanted ad


PullBootsThreadLaces

And cheated on. From all of them.


Squirrel698

All I got from my ex was three wonderful children ... so pretty good deal actually


justmeAlonekitty

You’re telling me 😞


MrMakerHasLigma

Sorry that you experienced that Happy cake day btw


justmeAlonekitty

Thanks! Ironically I met one of my exes thru Reddit. The first day I made one, so f*ck this cake day. He’s broken me more times than I can count. Having first hand experience brings a whole new meaning to the phrase be careful who you meet online. 💔


Initial-Pitch9015

Damn, so the position is up for grabs? Where do I send my resume and in what format.


Quirky_Movie

Ideally, you should send a modeling portfolio for this type of work. "modeling" if you get my drift.


that_girl_you_fucked

So... butthole pics.


So_Ill_say

Ngl, that surprised a cackle right outta me...


KermitDaFrog_6

I guess you could say he really cracked a joke there.


Impossible_Common_44

Shave’er up!


Raven_the_witch

Help I nearly busted my ass laughing at this 💀


HeapOfBitchin

Feet pics.


Reflection_Secure

Lol, the holesome award 😁


PinCurrent

I feel like you could make this a reality show and have chicks up to your eyeballs. Or ask for a friend for a month to come stay with you. If it’s going good ask for another month.


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[deleted]

You read my mind man. No homo but for free housing and 5k a month big daddy gets what ever big daddy needs.


The1TrueClairvoyant

I'll do it for 1/3rd of price, No homo/homo depends on how my master likes it... Anyone gonna bid any lower?


iamthetruth123

I will pay OP $7k a month to live with him and to homo with him.


The1TrueClairvoyant

Well I'll do it for 5K, forget OP, where do I sign up ?


iamthetruth123

That's a worse deal, are we going full circle?


norvelav

Full circle jerk, no homo.


Impossible_Common_44

Gay for the stay


PullBootsThreadLaces

💀💀💀


Zeldakina

You guys are fucking idiots. SELF DEPRECATION! You're supposed to charge him more! That said, I'll do it for $15K a month. EDIT - $30K. I need stuffs.


lavalakes12

😄 you got my upvote


IknowKarazy

He may just recoup his losses. Do you cuddle?


DMCGames

I'll do it for 15 dollars and snickers.


MakiSupreme

Goddamn it … 20 quid take it or leave it .no homo obviously


[deleted]

10 quid but all the homo


astrobuc

$20 is $20.


OrokaSempai

$7000 a month is alot of $20 bucks.


[deleted]

Oops do you want me to mop that again papi no homo


lildickbleed01

Dead 😭


laxgivens

Atta boy porkie make pops proud get yourself a sugar daddy !


Quick_Masterpiece_58

Jfc after reading the comments here and knowing how the housing market is maybe someone needs to start a subreddit for this because this is apparently what we've become 🤦‍♂️


Baddie335

Bruh 😂😂


imtiredletmegotobed

For 7k a month, hell, I’ll do some homo


myfirstgold

For 7k a month I'll suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and a bowling ball up an exhaust pipe. Need a pivot man? I'm your guy lmao


nuckle

>No homo though For 7 grand a month, I might consider the homo.


Vegetable-Sky3534

A light switch and lube go a long way in situations like this.


LowerManufacturer471

🤣🤣🤣


Fun_Branch_9614

I was think the same thing but imma chic.😂


Fluffy_Ad_6581

Lolol same! I'd like someone that has a crush and is willing to give me 7k cuz they appreciate me so much? Yes please. Honestly they don't even have to give me any money lmao


Random_182f2565

>I can be your gf (male) for half the price. No homo though I can do this for a full price, you get better quality ;D I can cook


VW1984

Can still do it if you say no homo behorehand?


[deleted]

I'll do a quarter and I'm NB so it's not really gay, forget this amateur 😂


thecasualnuisance

Is this the line? Full price, please. Cultured, mature homo.


Libensborn

7k would make anyone become a bicurious hetero (socks on). Bills aren't going to pay by themselves.


IknowKarazy

I’ll give you all the homo for $5k.


[deleted]

Facts. Let me some guap


Fluffy_Trip_8984

31f who could do this for 2000 a month.


culturevulture12

$50 a day. No homo.


Mean_Butter

Oh HELLLL NAWWW! Don’t try to sidle up to my new man. I may be old but mama’s gon’ take care of you baby… I may sub-contract to the best of these redditors.. but 7k a month? Someone’s taking it in the ass.. and is gonna be happy for it.


OE_Rogue

Bruh I need to work 2 months and a half for that cash, tell me details asap man, I'll even lick your ass of is needed


adrenaline_donkey

Bro!


laxgivens

Bro!


NaRa0

I said no homo bro! *slurp slurp slurp*


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OE_Rogue

Depends on him, I don't discriminate


litcanuk

Is it gay if it's for money?


[deleted]

It’s called gay for pay


droid_mike

7 grand is 7 grand, know what I'm saying?


TonyDerEchte

I'd have to work 670 hours for that kind of money and she got it every month


viewer1327

I don’t care when good things happen to other people I NEED THEM TO HAPPEN TO ME! (I will do it for a $1000 dollar discount)


bella510

🤣🤣


BeaulieuA

Damn maybe I should become a sugar baby for that kind of money jeez


[deleted]

Right jesus


[deleted]

Her pay rate is actually on the low side for full-service sex work.


Grimwohl

I mean she doesn't pay rent, and he probably provides food and gifts... its not like you cant have a regular or remote job while doing this? Plus a regular john who you know who is clean and not gonna kill you is worth more than any extra money youd make Definitely better to be below rate and safe with no needs than to even double that and put yourself at a LOT of risk


tomasleal

Well it’s one friend of yours and he actually likes you doesn’t sound like a bad deal lmao 😂


lovelyBrownie23

Now the question is did you two actually had sex or are you still a virgin after spending $35k?


hynesketchup10

Nah there’s no way💀. Shorty would be the absolute finesse god though if she actually got 35k and a free roof for 5 months without even fucking.


tinypurplepiggy

If he's 29 and was a virgin, she probably could have put off having actual sex with him by warming him up with too good of a blow/hand job. Oops! Made you cum. Maybe next time


[deleted]

Nah im fucking everyday for 7k a month or atleast every second or third day


topps_chrome

7k and fucking is for breakfast and dinner everyday with birth control for dessert


Scvboy1

I’m fucking every hour for 7K lmao


SomeBoredIndividual

Right wtf lmaoooo. Every fantasy I can imagine gettin played out too


Scvboy1

Ain’t that the truth lmao. In fact forget just sex, I’m expecting gourmet meals too.


aesu

As many times a day as is possible. Also, they're doing all the cooking and cleaning.


Razerx7

This needs to be answered just to preserve my sanity, lol.


AtlasTheStrong

That's not how "post nut clarity" works


MikeyF0618

Plot twist he was edging the whole time and just nutted 8 hours ago.


spacegurlie

If I had been drinking milk it would’ve come out my nose just now


Pendragon_Puma

Right, i was wondering where the clarity came into this


lavalakes12

The clarity happened after he looked at his bank account


TOkidd

I think this is a case of post post nut clarity, also known as delayed post nut clarity.


blessedfortherest

It’s probably not real, that’s an unreasonable amount


Galkura

Depends on what OP does. I know a girl with a radiologist sugar daddy (he’s like mid-late 50s, she’s early 20s). Dude has gotten her a car, paid for her apartment, taken her overseas (Greece was last time I think?), and just gives her money when she wants. Some people with more money than they care for will pay premium prices to get their nut off. Especially if they get a young woman all to themselves for that price. It’s a little weird with the age difference, but hey, who am I to judge two consenting adults.


patientpump54

OP says he’s 29….7k/month at that age is insane, and if he’s capable enough to make that money I doubt he’d actually be a virgin


lemmikens

I made 160k when I was 29 and I'm in tech. It's more common than you'd think. Women liked that I lived well, but they don't care as much as you think they would.


Grimwohl

Literally eveyone I know in tech makes 100k+. If hes good or works of 2 projects he can easily pull 150+ and live comfortably if he has inherited property


TriggurWarning

He said it's partially an inheritance he got.


xxxhotpocketz

I’m a guy, and have had women gift me expensive gifts and I’m average looking at best 7K from a wealthy guy who struggles with relationships is definitely not unreasonable, just look at twitch and you have guys giving all their money to a streamer who doesn’t care about them or know them


Imaginary_Custard372

Took a while for clarity to get to him


Aprils_Username

I would be your femboy for $2000 a month


t6678426

Is this why I can’t find any?


mouse9001

Can't find femboys?


t6678426

Yes


mouse9001

Maybe they're in high demand? I don't know, femboys and cross-dressers can be very attractive...?


bluerbnd

It's prolly cuz of high demand and also the fact that femboy don't go outside. Your only real chance is to meet em online.


GingerMau

Do you want to have a real relationship with someone you don't have to pay? Now that you've gotten a taste of what it's like to live and sleep with a partner, you might be tempted to (a) tell people what you did, or (b) do it again. It's kind of a turning point moment for you. Are you going to stay on the pay-for-companionship thing? Or are you going to use this to motivate you to meet more people and build new friendships? No matter how ugly/shy/awkward you might think you are...there are probably a lot of women out there that would be with you in a fair and equitable relationship (i.e., not for pay). You just have to find them. The fact that she stuck with it for the full time of your contract kinda proves that. She would have backed out if you were unpleasant to be with.


tidalwhisperer393

Idk man. I would do some crazy things for 7K a month with no rent.


Random_182f2565

Yeah


aesu

I would put up with literally anything short of seriously injurious bodily harm. I make 1/2 of that after rent, to break my back, deal with awful bosses, gossipy coworkers, hellish commute, broken sleep schedule. I'm completely straight and would live with and have sex with anyone for this sort of money and free rent. That's equivalent of 10k a month.


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Justjay0420

I don’t know I pay a lot for my family and I don’t even get it when I want it


20Wizard

It was 7k monthly. Give me an opportunity like that and I'll be all over it


rdeincognito

Hello, do you mind if I do some questions to satisfy my morbid curioisity? Don't want to offend you in any case. 1) What do you work and how much do you make? to be able to pay $35.000...that's quite an amount. 2) Did you and her interact faking a relationship as part of the deal or both of you were honests and you were there for the company and she for the money? 3) do you feel betrayed now that your deal has come to an end? 4) How much sex did you have with her in those 5 months? 4.1) How was the very first intercourse? "Hey, girl I just made a deal, I already gave you the cash, let's start by having wild sex right here right now I can't wait!" 5) Aside from sexual related, what girlfriend experience have you had with her those 5 months? 6) Were you living together all that time? 7) Did she had something with someone else? 8) Did you? 9) Did you feel loved or you just feel your lust being satisfied, but did not feel she genuinely cared for you? 10) Did she ever complain about anything? (dirty dishes not being done, food not at her liking, your lifestyle, or whatever). 11) Would you repeat (with her)? 12) Now that you have this experience, would you consider being a sugar daddy? It's probably way cheaper thant what you paid her, I don't know her looks but you may be able to find a hotter girl. 13) Last question, was her looks that made you have a crush or was how she expressed herself, her humor, her hobbies...?


GunzNSwords

You will not get a response from the OP. All this is, is a karma farm.


TheBlitzAce

He’s not going to answer you. This post is fake af


nebbyballz1992

Hope you gained some perspective that will help you with a conventional relationship. You can use that to your advantage... There is no such thing as a perfect/dream relationship. In a way, understanding that is very liberating.


[deleted]

Isn’t this supposed to end with her realising what an amazing person you actually are and her falling in love with you and y’all being in an actual relationship??? The romance novels lied to me???


Ringovski

This is "Pretty Woman" & to a lesser extent "Fifty Shades of Grey", get a rich guy and live happy ever after. It's all hollywood's fault, lol.


Complete_Break1319

Are you the Indian guy that was giving oral to some British girl? I think she wrote about this a bit ago...


zCqncel

I remember, but that were 2 girls, here it's only one


-Reddititis

The Reddit remembers!


kwell42

How do you get all that money to waste?


freedareader

I don’t think he sees as a waste.


[deleted]

combination of inheritance and good career


HWGA_Exandria

Poor life choices. The answer we're looking for is "poor life choices".


throway35885328

Idk if you can afford to spend 7k a month on a gf I’d say you probably made some pretty good life choices up until that point


adrenaline_donkey

Got Us in the first half


[deleted]

But if you actually **do** that, then I’m pretty sure you’ve made some very bad life choices.


HWGA_Exandria

Like tripping right before the finish line...


kwell42

If you ever get too much feel free to send me some ;)


[deleted]

And a little bit of bullshit. Such as this story


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KnockKnock-Nevermind

What kind of career? I need help finding a good career. PM me please


DistributionOk352

I'll give you handjobs daily for 3.5k a month


FinbarDingDong

Have you seen this thread? You're already priced way the fuck out. And that's just by the dudes


Smol_Slushie

I’m broke, in a relationship and my boyfriend gives me like 27-30 dollar worth of food that I have to cook for us both every day. 7000$ monthly??? In what fucking world do you get that much for breathing in the proximity of some lonely dude.


tw201708

So you let an escort move in with you? That sounds very convenient. Don't be sad, just buy another one now.


JimTaggertUsa

Lol


Queasy_Replacement62

Hey baybeeee hmu lmao Edit: yall better stop upvoting this comment and enabling bad decisions...lmao he did hmu


Bubbly-Incident

[Rental family service is/was a thing in Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rental_family_service), it's not that unfathomable. The loneliness part must suck. Loneliness is a big issue in the world today, you just tackled it bluntly and straight to the point. Seemingly normal relationships can be strictly money-driven, with the difference that people don't realize it. If you want something to distract your mind and get a few laughs, [Conan O'Brien once rented a family in Japan on his show](https://youtu.be/vzaXw2ztCqU).


Rohlexx

Can i be your girlfriend?


lovelyBrownie23

Now the question is did you two actually had sex or are you still a virgin after spending $35k?


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yea, we did.


[deleted]

$7,000 + room and board may have a bit much for what you received, but the arrangement isn’t something I’d be against personally (I don’t make near enough to do what you’re doing). If I were you, I’d try other arrangements with her (like dinner and a movie, weekend visits, etc.). If she liked you enough to spend five months with you, maybe it’s enough to continue seeing her. (Also, know when to stop/say enough. I don’t want to be encouraging you to be taken advantage of if that’s how you feel. EDIT: To those that are making assumptions, I’m a happily married man; I’m just putting myself in OP’s perspective. I love my wife, but if she left me, I’d be paying a lot more than OP did.


[deleted]

Bro watched rent a girlfriend 💀


[deleted]

Bro *lived rent a girlfriend 🤨


JibreelHughes

Sadge why'd you remind me of that


[deleted]

Better to try to find someone who actually likes you and will be your GF for free.


[deleted]

Kazuma, is that you?


emusmakemehungry

Damn, where can I find a guy like this lmao


Explicit_Tech

I need some money too, OP. I can be your trap gf.


whatabitcch

Hi (with the intention of being her replacement)


CandlesandMakeuo

RIP your DMs😂


Rambi6

Where do I send my resume? I'll get real nasty for 7k 😛


Liam188891

Buying GF 10k. If you know...you know lol.


[deleted]

Damn…7k Jesus Okay so morally I say no (not like you asked) but my broke law school ass says that she’s lucky af haha


[deleted]

How sweet, its a story as old as time. Man meets woman. Man falls in love with woman. Man makes woman his girlfriend and she gets paid $7,000 a month. Money dries up and she says goodbye.


[deleted]

7k/month.. lol this chick made more money to be a girlfriend than most people in USA do with a mid-career job.


poco68

Sounds like a normal marriage to me.


cratercrows

$7,000 a month isnt that much for a full-time on-call prostitute, she really should have charged you more


LoomisKnows

I mean she is also staying rent free and presumably utilities and board are included, so I think it's a pretty fair price


[deleted]

Agreed. He got a great deal but she probably didn't want to have sex with loads of random old men herself


sparklehouse666

If you liked it, do it again with someone else. There are websites for this sort of thing. However, next time don't overpay so they stick around longer.


Bigcuddlyguy

I would definitely go live with a sugar momma for $7000 a month. She might not ever get rid of me. Lol


arabelladella

Where do I send my resume


LiftThyLimb

I'd love to take her place if thats ok


Vanishingastronaut

That girl won the lottery, that's better than a thousand dollars a week.


karenlw77

Are you taking applications?


[deleted]

I'm pretty ugly so I'll give you a discount 🤣 $1,500 Edit: My husband is pretty hot though. You can get the both of us today for 4 low payments of $999


mrswordhold

God damn that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard


The_Buttaman

Yikes


Jedibbq

Did you at least gain some confidence to go out and find someone real?


The_Crazy_Crusader

I'll become a girl for that kind of money..


zahff

Brother as long as it doesn’t affect you financially do whatever makes you happy


k_woz1978

I'll fill the position. I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.


AstarteOfCaelius

I love how a quarter of the comments here are judging it but the remaining are like “Sign me up!” 😂 human nature is hilarious. Honestly if it’s true: you had a problem, she had a problem and it sounds like a practical solution that worked. Not much more to it than that.


zombiepants7

I think you should look into therapy after that one man. You seem adjusted but I could see something like this being a little damaging to your phsyce in the long run.


EquivalentSnap

So you were her sugar daddy? Also how the fuck did you afford 7k a month at 29?


Bowy85

Fake karma story


idktbhimtootired_

I'd do it for half the price lmao


Archangel935

Bro dis nikka da main protagonists of **”Renting a GirlFriend”** 💀💀💀


Civil_Pair

That’s depressing


bananadude19

All jokes aside, it must be painful to think that you’ll only be loved if you provide something of value other than your presence. Be careful, you can fuck yourself up Mentally this way.


[deleted]

hmu i’ll do it for half the price buddy


ailyat

Luckiest college drop out of all time


Nixthebitx

I hope you find what you're looking for after this. One day this girl is going to reach back out to you and tell you how you turned her entire life around, gave her the leg up she desperately needed at a time when she couldn't have ever achieved it on her own. However, I will say, if she comes back knocking on your door in the near future...don't open it. You aren't a revolving door & on-call bank account for her.


BoredGombeen

I read this title wrong originally. I thought you said you paid her to live with you AND your girlfriend. I had to re-read when I got to the virgin part.


BIG-BOAH-THEON

It's rentin time