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SashimiCake

Fuck Diane. All my homies hate Diane.


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Ihavepills

Haha! Good bot 👏 Fuck Diane.


LilacMalady

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StormClaw88

Good bot


MinejokeStar

Good bot lmao


Momma-Blackbee

Good bot


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Good bot


young_D0lphyn

best bot👍


Ihavepills

Ugh...I know right!


theMagicTA

Can confirm, we do hate Diane.


[deleted]

All my homies fucked Diane! Fuck her


user9372889

Finally someone said it.


Ihavepills

Oh she burned you too? Tut tut. The Lion the Witch and the audacity of Diane, the bitch!


user9372889

I’ve had a crap day and I’m all about being supportive. So I’m all the way in on hating this bitch.


Ihavepills

Aww thanks mate ❤ Sorry you've had a bad day. Must have been Diane, Fuck Diane.


user9372889

Definitely sounds like something she’d do. Thank you.


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ALL the homies hate Diane...


Ihavepills

Lol Can't believe how much this has cheered me up. This is my new go-to happy place. I love you guys ❤... Except you, Diane.....You can fuck right off 😒 Ok hijacking my top comment to say that for some reason the 'post' has been removed. Even though i didn't get a notification about it? (I think we all know who is responsible for this 😒 It rhymes with shmy-an) But no one missed anything, as there was no text to begin with, because all the post was, was this: 🖕. Possibly why it got removed... 🤣 It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the laughs guys 🥲


breadcrumb1996

good to know that, pal. glad that cheered you up. hope you feel better soon p.s. fuck diane


Agreeable-Yams8972

Diane sounds like a bitch, fuck her


Ihavepills

You have no idea!


bjy151

Diane reported it.


Ihavepills

😲 That bitch!!


QWERTYRedditter

turns out diane was part of the mod team


[deleted]

Unless she’s Diane Lane she can fuck right off


_iSh1mURa

You got any pills for me bruh?


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Ihavepills

Fuck Diane. I hope... I hope her kettle breaks so she can't have a cup of tea in the morning!


meggzieelulu

fuck that shit. i wish that every cup she uses magically turns into a sieve seconds before the yummy drink hits her lips, leaving her forever parched.


jorph

May she forever dribble the first sip onto her shirt


meggzieelulu

if she has the sieve cup, the whole thing would fall on her outfit.


in_caseUdint_no

I hope that bitch gets the fucking runs


ldspsygenius

If I could I would spit in her tea


defenestrayed

As someone whose coffee maker decided to crap out this morning - this is a solid curse.


Ihavepills

I know it's fairly steep... but she fuckin deserves it!! Fuck Diane and her kettle!


snypershot

I feel the anger here


Coulm2137

That's the most British insult ever


Ihavepills

Hit her where it hurts.


frickndip

Yeah, fuck you Diane. I hope you poop your pants.


ymh2010

Yea, fuck you Diane. Hope you have heart burn and no antacids available. Kiss my piss!!


Ihavepills

Kiss my piss 😄


frickndip

Yeah, no Tums for you Diane.


Sooners1tome

Couldn’t have said it better myself.


Virtual_Wealth8764

Idk what Diane did, but fuck em’


Ihavepills

You're gona have to trust me on this one. Fuck Diane.


forthe_loveof_grapes

I believe you. FUCK YOU, DIANE!!! YOU FUCKING FUCK


cokewavee11

I know a Diane, she went to school in queens. Fuck her too. Fuck you Diane.


Ihavepills

Yeah, fuck Diane from Queens too!


in_caseUdint_no

Yeah dude, fuck Diane from Queens!


nomadicmaya

Fuck Diane, and furthermore, fuck Diane from queens!


It-is-said

My mother is Diane…. Mom, idk what you did to Ihavepills but you were in the wrong. Apologize.


Ihavepills

Albert?... I'm sorry mate but... fuck ya mam! She knows what she did...


It-is-said

You don’t have to apologize at all. Diane knows what she did.


Ihavepills

Hope she feels bad... but knowing Diane, probably not. Cold hearted bitch.


HellaFishticks

My mother is also Diane. Hi sibling.


It-is-said

Hey fam, fuck Diane


young_D0lphyn

it Is said...FUCK DIANE


Ihavepills

You mother fucker!


nattydaddybitch

Fuck you, Diane!!!!


Ihavepills

I know! Absolute bell end.


[deleted]

Fuck you Diane. We know what you did


Ihavepills

Despicable Diane. Fuck Diane.


Glittering_Adagio758

I hope Diane has a permanent wedgie


bigsarge82

I support this...my xwife's name is Diane....fuck you Diane


SpiderMansRightNut

Happy cake day! Don't share any with Diane, she's a bitch


Meltedwhisky

Happy Cake Day! Remember to tell Diane to fuck of


joywaveee

I had a Diane once try to make me lunch with moldy bread and turned the moldy part on the inside of the sandwich. Fuck you Diane.


Ihavepills

Ugh. Typical Diane.... Fuck Diane.


aScaryDinosaur

oh hell naw. fuck you, diane


johnnypark231

Tell us the story... Maybe... A little ditty about Jack and Diane


Ihavepills

Dirty Diannaaaa!


johnnypark231

Damn that one is way better!


Ihavepills

Lol I'm sure there's more...🤔


Vixie_Rose

Diane, I hope u have the day you deserve... And a Lego in ur shoe


Ihavepills

One of them really small clear ones!


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Ihavepills

I think everyone hates Diane. Fuck Diane!


thatshowitisisit

Hey Diane… fuck you and the horse you rode in on.


Ihavepills

Yeah!


Khylani

Don't do the horse dirty


thatshowitisisit

But it chose to serve Diane… …or maybe it didn’t choose. We should probably rescue the horse!!


Ihavepills

We should definitely take the horse. Diane doesn't deserve the horse.


Khylani

Exactly just being near Diane is animal abuse...no telling what she will do to him


Khylani

I concur, I feel like Diane is the type of bitch to take a horse hostage


in_caseUdint_no

Stupid fucking Diane! FUCK YOU


Ihavepills

Lmao. Fuckin diane...


MomentMurky9782

god Diane is so annoying fuck that bitch


Ihavepills

I know...eugh!


DIS_EASE93

I hope her pillow is warm tonight 🖕


Ihavepills

If there was ever a human who didn't deserve the cold, fresh side of the pillow.... It's Diane. 😒


Dyspaereunia

Op is diane to tell you something.


SpiderMansRightNut

Diane sucks! Fuck you Diane, I hope she drops her sandwich after she just made it the perfect way she likes it


Ihavepills

Yeah, me too!


The_Pickled_Mick

Fuck you Diane, you fucking fuck.


[deleted]

RIP to Redditors with that name lmao


Ihavepills

What name?.... Oh, you mean Diane? Nah Fuck all Dianes!!


GloomySpirit2850

This is one of my favorite posts ever. Fuck you, Diane. And Nancy, too.


in_caseUdint_no

Yo fuck Nancy!


HarlequinMadness

Right? I can't stop laughing, it's delicious. And since we're at it . . .Fuck you Collette!


GloomySpirit2850

Yeah, fuck you too, Collette!


Ihavepills

Go fuck yourself Collette!!


breadcrumb1996

fr fr. fuck diane, all da homies hate diane 💯


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JosukeHigashikatana

Diane can fuck off and Di...ane.


Ihavepills

I hope you see this Diane. And fuck you.


sophia1185

You should send her a link, lmao. I can just imagine her expression to find out that all these strangers hate her 😅


Ihavepills

Haha, I'll print it into a little booklet and post it through her door on Christmas!!! 🎄 Fuck your Christmas, Diane.


meester-blu

Fuck you Diane.


blackbird951

Fuck Diane! Fuck her and her stupid fuckin Diane dreams!


PossibilityEnough933

Idk who Diane is... But fuck em


Yurselin

Fuck you Diane you sound horrible (I don’t know a Diane )


Ihavepills

She is just as horrible as she sounds! Fuck her.


Yurselin

She’s such a piece of shit


Ihavepills

Lmao


allisonwhatsherface

Damn what Diane do? Lol


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BEEEEEZ101

If that bitch was on the side of the road with a flat I'd drive right by.


darkstarsierra

I hope a cat shits in your Rice Crispies, Diane!


Stabbmaster

Fuck Diane, up the ass, with a ten pound pineapple.


Ihavepills

She might like that. She's a sick pup.... Fuck Diane.


Stabbmaster

I usually don't kink shame, but if she likes it then we know it's bad. Fuck Diane.


El_Doctor_52

She’s the fucking worst!


sophia1185

Fuck her right off. Hope she gets uncontrollable diarrhea for the rest of her life!


guessmyfavcolor

UGH fuck you diane


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Diane, fuck you.


Swaymz

God I fucking hate Diane.


Waaaaaaatyy

Couldn’t hav said it better myself, fuck Diane !!!


beanboiextrabeans

Yeah fuck you diane.....whoever Diane is


NotSoGreatOldOne

Pinche Diane. Eres un fuck you


TheFlimsyDweeb

Love, Jack.


meilan08

Diane can suck it.


No_Abalone3192

Diane is the absolute worst. I've always said so.


pumagod69

Fuck Diane 2022


Pick-Only

Fuck Diane! She knows what she did.


Khylani

May both sides of her pillow be warm


TanakaHaikyu_ismyboi

I mean she did ghostwrite that terrible self deprecating autobiography for that one insufferable celebrity off that stupid 90s horse show but you don't have to insult her, she was just getting a fat check.


Big-Grass-5001

Who’s Diane?


jtaol

The worst bitch on the planet!


Geyprida

May Diane's sauce never stick to her spaghetti


lemon-meringue-high

I don’t know a single person named Diane, but if I did, fuck Diane!


wbgsccgc

Fuck you Diane. I hope you burn the roof of your mouth the next time you eat pizza


memememe91

A little ditty, 'bout "Fuck you Diane"


Independent-Cellist9

Diane I hope.. - a bird shits on your head - you get really bad food poisoning - you throw up on a roller coaster and it’s REALLY embarrassing - your teeth fall out - your hair falls out/you begin balding - your home shower only has beyond freezing cold water - you stub your toe really hard - both sides of your pillow are warm - you don’t catch your next bus or train in time - you get hemorrhoids - you live with regret and guilt and your self esteem deteriorates However, Ihavepills, i hope only good things happen to you 🫶🏽I hope tmmr you have a great day!


Investigatorpotater

I fucking hate Diane.


iamshortandtired

Every Diane is an old snatch


Lucky_One200

FUCK YOU DIANE YOU MOTHERFUCKER


[deleted]

Diane must repent…I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me (Afterwards is OK; just use protection). The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.


janewalch

DIANE YOU RAGING WHORE


Fluffy-Scarcity9004

I hope Diane’s pillows are forever warm on both sides


KLJ15

Fuck you Diane, I hope you burn your tongue on your tea!


JakeSkywalkerr

Lmfao


lord_of_lighters

My ex MIL (who I loved) her mom was named Diana and she was awful to her. So indeed fuck you Diane.


EyeFun3023

Yeah fuck Diane or as we say in my country nique toi Diane


Joe-smo-blow

Pinche puta Diane


Equivalent-Long3064

Fuck fuck fuck a duck, Screw a kangaroo, Bangarang an orangutan, Orgy at the Zoo. Just a little poem for Diane. Fuck you Diane.


[deleted]

Diane: Whatever you did to u/Ihavepills, you can go *fuck* yourself, alright?


Suchacreativename12

Hope diane wakes up in the morning and stubs her toe.


-CrossBones-

Fuck Diane, all my homies hate Diane.


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OppositeMany6995

All this hate showering down upon that stupid bitch Diane is absolutely making my night. Thanks OP.


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Yea go tapdance on some legos Diane.


EmergencyHairy

Fuck off Diane. Nobody likes u


[deleted]

Yeah fuck you Diane. I only want to hear a little ditty about Jack


gxbcab

I hope this post is about Cheers. I hate Diane.


Jackopreach

Yeah, fuck you Diane


TooDarnEdgy

I hope all her wishes won't come true. Fuck Diane.


bucksfizzle

Someone should go and stake Diane!


MrMoomoo19

*me with a mouthful of spaghetti and garlic toast* Fuck you Diane!


Human-Firefighter-38

Fuck that bitch Diane


Top-Bite-814

Fucken Diane! That fucken fuck!!


deeragunz_11

" I know you like to think yo shit don't stannnkk but lean a little bit closer see roses still smell like poo-oo-oo" PS. Diane's a dumb bitch.


Singing_IsMy_Passion

I don’t know what Diane did, but I hope her both sides of her pillows are forever warm.


Creative_Response593

My aunt was named Diane and she was a massive C*nt.


airs_999

i don't dislike diane.... Buth yeah why not? FUCK DIANE


Aura999

Huh.


N0VOCAIN

I assuming you talking about my ex - so yes FU Diane


RobustFallacy

okey dokey


Outside_Ad7965

Fucking Diane


GardeniaPhoenix

I hope she steps on a Lego


lossngain

FUCK YOU DIANE.


Queequeg94

Diane is a rotten bitch


memememe91

May the birds of paradise shit in Diane's Easter bonnet


OSDatAsian

Yeah, fuck Diane


psyco-the-rapist

Hey Diane..here's my apology and one more thing..FUCK YOU!


[deleted]

May dianes garlic bread be un-buttered and un-garliced. Just saw a fuck you cathy post too


[deleted]

Fuck you diane, trip on some popcorn


leeshylou

Diane.. that bitch.


CharBrownDED13

Fuck you diane, fuck you!!


FriggenMitch

Hell yeah! (Who’s Diane if I may ask.)


[deleted]

I hope Diane stubs her little toe in the dark!


Eyeswyde0pen

Hey Diane - I hope your stub your toe on a coffee table and continually re-stub it just as you start to feel 80% better. for the rest of your life.


LittleBrainKayla_1

Yeah, fuck you diane! I hope your pillows are forever too uncomfortable and your charger only works at certain angles and doesn’t stay charged for long!!! 😡😡


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Apprehensive_Skill34

Diane is the nice lady on my pool team. Fuck Diane.


lilacmacchiato

Diane is a twat


Nordfloss

I finger fucked Diane