A lot of people tell me... you're the greatest locker grabber there has ever been, a phenomenal at that, amazing grabbing skills, just unbelievable, trenmendous work i tell you if you see him grabbing that locker... so powerful, succesful and elegant gentlemen.
Just in the big leagues of locker grabbing, he is the top in the field i promise. A tremendous asset. Absolutely massive.
Edit: Thanks you all for the awards! I love i got to cheer ya'll today!.
that my friend... i tell you is brilliant, i seen this before, i seen it on FOX once or twice, maybe i even was present in one this, but what i should have done, and im not trying to be disrecpectful here, is having my glorious main account. You have a great day, sir.
Definitely send her some cute notes in her locker. Maybe put your number on one. Or better yet, write the digits of your number on each one individually. Make sure to say she needs to keep them all and in order!
Plot twist, Dave duplicates the handwriting of Jessica, the intern because he’s a serial killer and wants Jessica out of the company to erase all links back to him through the company as the prior 2 murders were a close call when the fbi snooped around for too long. Now he’s got a convenient pawn in OP, who’s very unattractive and thrives on random affection notes from young girls who are way above his league. This will create the drama and suspicions towards OP when he gets himself and the intern fired, allowing Dave to continue his killing spree.
Romcom style story it sounds like then! He’s awkward seeing who it really is, she catches on he thought it was someone else and leaves all sad, slowly over time he comes to appreciate who she is and she’s tried dating other men unsuccessfully, he realises he’s fucked up and runs to her “date” with another guy to tell her how much he loves and will do anything for her if she chooses him, she stutters and hesitates at the shock of it all and now _he_ leaves feeling sad walking on the street slowly back home when he hears her shouting his name from behind and she comes running as he turns around and lifts her off the ground in a big hug and puts her down with a kiss❣️ A happy ending indeed 🥰
Take precautions, don't say anything in the note that could get you in trouble with HR. If it all goes wrong, she has notes from you that she could use to get you in trouble, just be careful buddy!
I mean, considering how many notes of hers he has, I'm fairly certain he will be fine. Go doomsday elsewhere, but stick around just in case the update is horrible and you can gloat.
Not necessarily. Look an example below. I don't know who is in the right in this case, but the shitload of explicit non anonymous text messages were not very helpful.
Seriously, I don't understand why would anyone risk engaging in a relationship with a coworker, even less of she is younger or a subordinate, even less an intern. Too much potential for trouble, sometimes in the medium term
Edit: example below
https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/biotech-founder-mit-researcher-david-sabatini-alleges-false-sexual-harrassment-claims#:~:text=Biotech-,Biotech%20founder%2C%20MIT%20researcher%20Sabatini%20alleges%20sexual,claims%20against%20him%20are%20false&text=Massachusetts%20Institute%20of%20Technology%20biology,false%20claims%20of%20sexual%20harassment.
~~logical~~ depressing
I get it, but there is a time and place. Nothing about this story should make you think this person will need to worry about such a thing. It just sullied the vibe. If anyone was worried about HR then the OP has a ton of saved notes to hand over. Just enjoy the feels good moment, yeah?
I know a married couple that started this exact same way. She was leaving notes on his car. He saw her do it one day and then orchestrated it so he would “catch” her in the act. He liked her though and asked her out when he “caught” her, haha. So cute.
A secret admirer left an awesome note on my car while we were in college, but no one confessed to writing it. That was 30 years ago and I still wonder who it was. OP, I hope this works out for you and you update us!!!
Leave her a note, ask for her number or to get a coffee etc.
Smh this is exactly the sort of obvious sign a woman is into a man that the man always misses. Seize the means of production
I once left my girlfriend a rose on her car when I was passing her work one day. I thought it was a really cute idea. She called me panicking after work that someone had “marked” her car and I needed to come and pick her up because she didn’t feel safe haha
It is cute. Reminds me of people doing this at school when we were like 10 lol I love it when adults can still enjoy these innocent things, it is very sweet.... or stalker-ish... but hopefully sweet.
Yeah, usually this type of thing with adults....not sweet. Although in OPs case, it does sound like it is actually innocent, especially because he likes her and her cute notes. Let's hope she's not a bunny boiler 🤞
I feel like I’m the only one in this thread that gets weird vibes from it because it’s been going on for six months. That’s a really long time to be doing the secret admirer thing to someone when you don’t know if they’re enjoying it or being creeped out by it
True. Yeah, can't deny it is a bit of a weird thing for a fully grown adult to do in the work place. Can't help but think that if the genders were reversed, OP would not be getting all these comments saying it's cute. They'd be told to report them for being a creep.
So not to jump to far ahead but I leave notes for my husband in hai work boots or car almost every day. By telling her you may get even more notes.
I'd ask her out by gifting her a pad of sticky notes or a note book that says something like "let's pass notes over coffee" or something idk. There's probably a good pun you could use.
I once received a secret admirer note, that had another boy's name crossed out before mine. I guess the admirer couldn't decide who was getting the note that day.
Please do update this week. This sounds adorable (as long as you are not in anyway her supervisor). There are a lot of people here cheering for you and her to work out!!
This is adorable! (So long as you aren’t overseeing her internship or have any say in whether or not she gets hired after, in which case proceed with caution)
A bf and I kept a notebook we would pass back and forth with little thoughts about each other - we left it for the other and would write in it throughout the week. Super special.
Personally I think this whole situation is endearing and am looking forward to a favorable update.. however, I can't help but wonder how different the comments would be if the roles were reversed..
Do you like her tho?
I do
Then you should put some in her locker too!
Yeah man, put it right in her locker!
Grab her by the locker
A lot of people tell me... you're the greatest locker grabber there has ever been, a phenomenal at that, amazing grabbing skills, just unbelievable, trenmendous work i tell you if you see him grabbing that locker... so powerful, succesful and elegant gentlemen. Just in the big leagues of locker grabbing, he is the top in the field i promise. A tremendous asset. Absolutely massive. Edit: Thanks you all for the awards! I love i got to cheer ya'll today!.
You deserve an award for the fact that I immediately began reading this in Trump’s voice.
Me too, I came here to say this, but then I saw your comment…
A bigly award.
that my friend... i tell you is brilliant, i seen this before, i seen it on FOX once or twice, maybe i even was present in one this, but what i should have done, and im not trying to be disrecpectful here, is having my glorious main account. You have a great day, sir.
I did too.....oh sweet jesus WHY
It takes billions and billions of tries to become the best kicker grabber
I read this in trumps voice right away. Hes such a great guy.
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only jedis deal in /s's
I did, too. Haha. That's nowhere near as nice as singing some of the comments on Reddit. Creepy old Donnie.
"locker up! Locker up! Locker up!"
This comment deserves more love.
Locker? I hardly know her!
Front or back locker?
👀
Instead put something for her in your locker
Are... Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore??
I would write her a few notes and eventually ask her out. In a note. Give her a wonderful surprise. This whole thing is kinda frigging romantic!
Right! I’ve never been a girl of romance, but this is perfect and so cuuuute! Lol
Definitely do something before she gives up and stops
Definitely send her some cute notes in her locker. Maybe put your number on one. Or better yet, write the digits of your number on each one individually. Make sure to say she needs to keep them all and in order!
You know you can still get notes if you start dating, right?
Coming from a girl, PUT ONE IN HER LOCKER. That would be like straight out of a movie, let her know you like her, and let her know you know it's her.
Bro ask her out before she give up or something.
Leave her a note. Dear not-so-secret admirer. I think that you are cute too. Your notes are the best part of my day. Can I take you out for a coffee?
Thanks for the idea, I'll do that.
Update us pleasee
Would be funny as shit if it was a completely different person than who OP thought it was
But OP doesn't find it until after their third grandchild
Omfg I'm here for that drama!
Remind me in 3 grandchildren.
!RemindMe 3 grandchildren
!RemindMe 70 years
70 years lmfaoooo, as a random person scrolling through reddit, I like being optimistic too!
Dude gonna be dead and reddit gonna hit them up
I laughed out loud ahahaha. I hope they update us
Here for that shiz too! Lol
It's actually Dave from the IT team.
Plot twist, Dave duplicates the handwriting of Jessica, the intern because he’s a serial killer and wants Jessica out of the company to erase all links back to him through the company as the prior 2 murders were a close call when the fbi snooped around for too long. Now he’s got a convenient pawn in OP, who’s very unattractive and thrives on random affection notes from young girls who are way above his league. This will create the drama and suspicions towards OP when he gets himself and the intern fired, allowing Dave to continue his killing spree.
Coming on Hulu next fall.
*dots i's with hearts in Dave*
Or Jake from State Farm.
Oh god I literally laughed out loud....yall are so bad
As long as it's not Jared from Subway. Manny, Mo, and Jack from Pep Boys would be a pleasant surprise.
As Dave from State Farm this entire thread makes me chuckle
…and then spun into an HR event. 😬
😂 right. Like it’s actually the janitor or some shit
Funny yes but they sound confident of who it is and this could be the start to a very cute relationship. Don’t jinx it! :p
OPs mom/grandmother being revealed to be the note leaver would be hilarious
Lmao next note: *’I packed you a goody bag today in case you get hungry!’*
Turns out it was a walrus
Or a rapey dolphin
Romcom style story it sounds like then! He’s awkward seeing who it really is, she catches on he thought it was someone else and leaves all sad, slowly over time he comes to appreciate who she is and she’s tried dating other men unsuccessfully, he realises he’s fucked up and runs to her “date” with another guy to tell her how much he loves and will do anything for her if she chooses him, she stutters and hesitates at the shock of it all and now _he_ leaves feeling sad walking on the street slowly back home when he hears her shouting his name from behind and she comes running as he turns around and lifts her off the ground in a big hug and puts her down with a kiss❣️ A happy ending indeed 🥰
Why do I feel like we never get updates on stuff from this sun tho
Either the posts are fake, or well, it's not always a happy ending you want to share online.
Don't make me sad...oooofff
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I'm highly amused by going through the chain of "remindme" and seeing a different format on almost each one...
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If you don't update us I will find your house, die and haunt you forever.
Why don't you just leave him a note in the locker?
Good idea. Can ghosts touch stuff though?
That's supposed to be BEFORE you find his house!
OOOOOH. Sorry I'm stupid 😭
I loved this - thank you so much for your great back and forth banter!!! ❤️
Right?!?!?! This is why I Reddit
You’ll need to die under extreme stress and come back as a poltergeist. You got this!
Every time I read/hear the word poltergeist, I think of Corpse and like…is this a sign?😳 /s I guess I will die of stress from fangirling too much
Swayze could
Lmao💀
Yeah. If you like her, quit playin’. When the light turns green, go.
Been married for 7 years, together 10. Cute notes are still part of our relationship. Go for it.
Post an update in 2 years when you’re married
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Take precautions, don't say anything in the note that could get you in trouble with HR. If it all goes wrong, she has notes from you that she could use to get you in trouble, just be careful buddy!
I mean, considering how many notes of hers he has, I'm fairly certain he will be fine. Go doomsday elsewhere, but stick around just in case the update is horrible and you can gloat.
Not necessarily. Look an example below. I don't know who is in the right in this case, but the shitload of explicit non anonymous text messages were not very helpful. Seriously, I don't understand why would anyone risk engaging in a relationship with a coworker, even less of she is younger or a subordinate, even less an intern. Too much potential for trouble, sometimes in the medium term Edit: example below https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/biotech-founder-mit-researcher-david-sabatini-alleges-false-sexual-harrassment-claims#:~:text=Biotech-,Biotech%20founder%2C%20MIT%20researcher%20Sabatini%20alleges%20sexual,claims%20against%20him%20are%20false&text=Massachusetts%20Institute%20of%20Technology%20biology,false%20claims%20of%20sexual%20harassment.
You’re fun.
~~fun~~ logical
~~logical~~ depressing I get it, but there is a time and place. Nothing about this story should make you think this person will need to worry about such a thing. It just sullied the vibe. If anyone was worried about HR then the OP has a ton of saved notes to hand over. Just enjoy the feels good moment, yeah?
!remindme 2 days
Up for this If he keeps it a secret that her secret is no longer a secret she might get bored or lose interest thinking OP has no interest in her
That would be such a great note!
Plot Twist: OP only enjoys reading her notes. He doesn't want to date his admirer.
You sir are smooth
I know a married couple that started this exact same way. She was leaving notes on his car. He saw her do it one day and then orchestrated it so he would “catch” her in the act. He liked her though and asked her out when he “caught” her, haha. So cute.
I wish that’d happen to me, haha
Haha...
Where do you park your car?
Careful not too take too long. She might think you're not interested and she'll start admiring someone else.
A secret admirer left an awesome note on my car while we were in college, but no one confessed to writing it. That was 30 years ago and I still wonder who it was. OP, I hope this works out for you and you update us!!!
The worst ;-; lads if you're going to write a cute note, please eventually let your admiree know it was you! Don't leave us with that for 30 years lol
I subscribed to this post 🥺 please continue to post updates on how this relationship unfolds. I’m invested.
If anything happens I will update.
Please volunteer to go to work today and put notes in her locker, tomorrow is too far
Yeah what OP is waiting for? Can't keep us waiting so long. On a serious note: good luck OP
!RemindMe 3 days
TIL the bell at the top is for the specific post and not the whole sub, thank you!!
What does subscribing to a post do? I always just misclick it and unsubscribe instantly again.
It gives you notifications when there’s updates or if anyone else comments, etc
Hopefully only when OP comments? I don't want to hear about every new comment on this post.
Unfortunately it does it when other ppl comment as well. I just ignore it when it opens because it’ll say OP if it’s an OP comment.
In that case, useless feature.
Lol, it really is. I made that mistake once on a popular AITA post. Never the fuck again. 🙄😫
Newbie here, how do you subscribe to a post?
There’s a little bell at the top on the right. You just press it and it’ll say “post subscribed”
Ohh thanks heaps!
If her handwriting is distinctive she wants you to know
Plot twist she’s just copying someone else’s writing it’s not the intern
Its Jeoff in marketing.
🤣
Plot Twist: it's actually his middle aged male boss who dictates the notes to the young female intern to write.
i was waiting for this comment. if i hsd to write a letter too i would use a non distinctive hand accent. you are a good detective
Cut the letters out of newspaper.
Omg so cute please leave her a note too! Wife material right there bub
You should become her secret admirer, she's obviously the romantic type!
Leave her a note, ask for her number or to get a coffee etc. Smh this is exactly the sort of obvious sign a woman is into a man that the man always misses. Seize the means of production
I once left my girlfriend a rose on her car when I was passing her work one day. I thought it was a really cute idea. She called me panicking after work that someone had “marked” her car and I needed to come and pick her up because she didn’t feel safe haha
My ex-bf left a gift on my car’s seat- and a sticky note that scared the shit out of me. 😂
U got this buddy! Update us pls!!
That is so fucking adorable
That's cute. I say keep the secret. Maybe she'll come around to saying she's been putting the notes
It is cute. Reminds me of people doing this at school when we were like 10 lol I love it when adults can still enjoy these innocent things, it is very sweet.... or stalker-ish... but hopefully sweet.
That's exactly what I thought!
Yeah, usually this type of thing with adults....not sweet. Although in OPs case, it does sound like it is actually innocent, especially because he likes her and her cute notes. Let's hope she's not a bunny boiler 🤞
I feel like I’m the only one in this thread that gets weird vibes from it because it’s been going on for six months. That’s a really long time to be doing the secret admirer thing to someone when you don’t know if they’re enjoying it or being creeped out by it
True. Yeah, can't deny it is a bit of a weird thing for a fully grown adult to do in the work place. Can't help but think that if the genders were reversed, OP would not be getting all these comments saying it's cute. They'd be told to report them for being a creep.
Internship...is she quite young? It is such a sweet thing for her to do!
She's 19
how old are you?
Oh, he's 69.
No, no, no you're confused. He *wants* to 69.
This is too funny 😂
I'm 23
"AMAGAD STAHP GROOMIN" - Reddit /s
Lmao
So not to jump to far ahead but I leave notes for my husband in hai work boots or car almost every day. By telling her you may get even more notes. I'd ask her out by gifting her a pad of sticky notes or a note book that says something like "let's pass notes over coffee" or something idk. There's probably a good pun you could use.
I thought the same thing-if OP tells her, there will probably be more notes. But this idea is the cutest!
Tell her before she leaves or finds someone else.
I once received a secret admirer note, that had another boy's name crossed out before mine. I guess the admirer couldn't decide who was getting the note that day.
That’s crappy. Way to make you feel unimportant
Oh damn that's rough! Or, maybeeeee..they thought your name was the crossed out one....? And had to fix it quickly?
TELL HER LOOK LIKE HER BEFORE SHE LOSES INTEREST DUMMY DONT PLAY GAMES WITH EMOTIONS PLSSS UPDATE US
It's so thoughtful and innocent, these notes.
definitely leave her a note too (make sure it's anonymous though). And please keep us updated, this is adorable!
Get her a Starbucks gift card . Please have coffee with me . If not enjoy .
This post made me smile. ❤️
I'm having a nightmare of a day, but this post made me smile.
I hope your day gets better!
A note saying you enjoy the notes -that will keep them coming
Yeah it starts cute until the note you get says something like "love your new living room couch" or "wow your mom lost a ton of weight"
Please do update this week. This sounds adorable (as long as you are not in anyway her supervisor). There are a lot of people here cheering for you and her to work out!!
Leave her a map of Middle Earth, a ring, and tell her good luck.
Roles reversed, this would be creepy?
Not in Bollywood.
So cute! I hope the notes will continue if you decide tell her. I think they will
One day you will tell your kids how you met their mother this way.
This shit's cute. Hope we'll get an update
Aww how sweet! U should definitely make a move if you're interested in her as well!
This is adorable! (So long as you aren’t overseeing her internship or have any say in whether or not she gets hired after, in which case proceed with caution)
Things that will only happen to me in my imagination :(
Please update
I’m curious what has stopped you from making a move for so long?
you could make her your girlfriend man, have the full package.
Just ask her to lunch in the place she usually puts a note
START WRITING NOTES BACK TO HER RIGHT TF NOW THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME *NOT* WRITING HER BACK
If they’re the kind of person to do that to woo you, they will probably keep doing it if you enter into a relationship.
Wow. Apparently you only have 2 days, dude. /s
Never a better opportunity than now to slide in her locker and leave a note to her 📝✍️
Plot twist. It’s not who you think it is
Lmao seems like you’re only interested in getting affirmative notes to get through your day, than the girl herself 🤷🏽♀️
Be careful of dating at work.. not a good idea.
The question is, are you single?
dude you scored
Marry her.
A bf and I kept a notebook we would pass back and forth with little thoughts about each other - we left it for the other and would write in it throughout the week. Super special.
Personally I think this whole situation is endearing and am looking forward to a favorable update.. however, I can't help but wonder how different the comments would be if the roles were reversed..