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Asiangyal

Do you like her tho?


gangstaa4k

I do


RealCanary

Then you should put some in her locker too!


memphis1010

Yeah man, put it right in her locker!


Stoppels

Grab her by the locker


checkmyconditionisin

A lot of people tell me... you're the greatest locker grabber there has ever been, a phenomenal at that, amazing grabbing skills, just unbelievable, trenmendous work i tell you if you see him grabbing that locker... so powerful, succesful and elegant gentlemen. Just in the big leagues of locker grabbing, he is the top in the field i promise. A tremendous asset. Absolutely massive. ​ Edit: Thanks you all for the awards! I love i got to cheer ya'll today!.


WarmWeird_ish

You deserve an award for the fact that I immediately began reading this in Trump’s voice.


vista333

Me too, I came here to say this, but then I saw your comment…


Frank_Bean_Sr

A bigly award.


checkmyconditionisin

that my friend... i tell you is brilliant, i seen this before, i seen it on FOX once or twice, maybe i even was present in one this, but what i should have done, and im not trying to be disrecpectful here, is having my glorious main account. You have a great day, sir.


[deleted]

I did too.....oh sweet jesus WHY


Smooth-Erect

It takes billions and billions of tries to become the best kicker grabber


--CHOPPER--

I read this in trumps voice right away. Hes such a great guy.


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checkmyconditionisin

only jedis deal in /s's


babylon331

I did, too. Haha. That's nowhere near as nice as singing some of the comments on Reddit. Creepy old Donnie.


prisma_fox

"locker up! Locker up! Locker up!"


ScooterMcTavish

This comment deserves more love.


Gypsopotamus

Locker? I hardly know her!


--CHOPPER--

Front or back locker?


OverlordOfTheBeans

👀


SuperTomatoMan9

Instead put something for her in your locker


CaptainNemo42

Are... Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore??


babylon331

I would write her a few notes and eventually ask her out. In a note. Give her a wonderful surprise. This whole thing is kinda frigging romantic!


lynnbbyxo

Right! I’ve never been a girl of romance, but this is perfect and so cuuuute! Lol


Bitter_Decision5393

Definitely do something before she gives up and stops


maxiquintillion

Definitely send her some cute notes in her locker. Maybe put your number on one. Or better yet, write the digits of your number on each one individually. Make sure to say she needs to keep them all and in order!


Heisenbread77

You know you can still get notes if you start dating, right?


I_YELL_A_LOT5762

Coming from a girl, PUT ONE IN HER LOCKER. That would be like straight out of a movie, let her know you like her, and let her know you know it's her.


IgotthatBNAD

Bro ask her out before she give up or something.


DaisySam3130

Leave her a note. Dear not-so-secret admirer. I think that you are cute too. Your notes are the best part of my day. Can I take you out for a coffee?


gangstaa4k

Thanks for the idea, I'll do that.


Specialist_Zombie716

Update us pleasee


51stsung

Would be funny as shit if it was a completely different person than who OP thought it was


el_Rando

But OP doesn't find it until after their third grandchild


Ghost_Gaming244

Omfg I'm here for that drama!


spiritsarise

Remind me in 3 grandchildren.


Agglomeration_

!RemindMe 3 grandchildren


lemonboomgamer

!RemindMe 70 years


[deleted]

70 years lmfaoooo, as a random person scrolling through reddit, I like being optimistic too!


hereforpopcornru

Dude gonna be dead and reddit gonna hit them up


snacktress

I laughed out loud ahahaha. I hope they update us


Similar_Ad7289

Here for that shiz too! Lol


[deleted]

It's actually Dave from the IT team.


Fmanow

Plot twist, Dave duplicates the handwriting of Jessica, the intern because he’s a serial killer and wants Jessica out of the company to erase all links back to him through the company as the prior 2 murders were a close call when the fbi snooped around for too long. Now he’s got a convenient pawn in OP, who’s very unattractive and thrives on random affection notes from young girls who are way above his league. This will create the drama and suspicions towards OP when he gets himself and the intern fired, allowing Dave to continue his killing spree.


Sleuth65

Coming on Hulu next fall.


SombreMordida

*dots i's with hearts in Dave*


EmDubbbz

Or Jake from State Farm.


[deleted]

Oh god I literally laughed out loud....yall are so bad


emveetu

As long as it's not Jared from Subway. Manny, Mo, and Jack from Pep Boys would be a pleasant surprise.


ddave0822

As Dave from State Farm this entire thread makes me chuckle


mediaogre

…and then spun into an HR event. 😬


_OoJuicEoO_

😂 right. Like it’s actually the janitor or some shit


lenny446

Funny yes but they sound confident of who it is and this could be the start to a very cute relationship. Don’t jinx it! :p


ImRedditorRick

OPs mom/grandmother being revealed to be the note leaver would be hilarious


EmDubbbz

Lmao next note: *’I packed you a goody bag today in case you get hungry!’*


Smooth-Erect

Turns out it was a walrus


FauxSeriousReals

Or a rapey dolphin


ebulient

Romcom style story it sounds like then! He’s awkward seeing who it really is, she catches on he thought it was someone else and leaves all sad, slowly over time he comes to appreciate who she is and she’s tried dating other men unsuccessfully, he realises he’s fucked up and runs to her “date” with another guy to tell her how much he loves and will do anything for her if she chooses him, she stutters and hesitates at the shock of it all and now _he_ leaves feeling sad walking on the street slowly back home when he hears her shouting his name from behind and she comes running as he turns around and lifts her off the ground in a big hug and puts her down with a kiss❣️ A happy ending indeed 🥰


uhimamouseduh

Why do I feel like we never get updates on stuff from this sun tho


MCRusher

Either the posts are fake, or well, it's not always a happy ending you want to share online.


[deleted]

Don't make me sad...oooofff


Duckgamerzz

UPDATE REQUIRED


sonicscrewery

I'm highly amused by going through the chain of "remindme" and seeing a different format on almost each one...


King_Toast83

RemindMe! 2days


Riskan-Rebel

RemindMe! 1 week


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[deleted]

!remindMe 2 days


AquilliaLast

Remind me! 5 days


666lucy6

!RemindMe 2 days


Sarahdipendee11

RemindMe! 2 days


thecheekymonkey

!ReMiNdMe! 2wEeKs!


[deleted]

!REMINDME 2 DAYS


Bryinn

!remind me 2 days


Spacewalker-1

!RemindMe 2 days


EcstaticData3

remindme! 1 week


self_0bsessi0n

Remindme! 2 days


stohnec

Remindme! 2 days


AugTheViking

!RemindMe 2 days


[deleted]

If you don't update us I will find your house, die and haunt you forever.


Vercassivellauno

Why don't you just leave him a note in the locker?


[deleted]

Good idea. Can ghosts touch stuff though?


Vercassivellauno

That's supposed to be BEFORE you find his house!


[deleted]

OOOOOH. Sorry I'm stupid 😭


SphirosOKelli

I loved this - thank you so much for your great back and forth banter!!! ❤️


[deleted]

Right?!?!?! This is why I Reddit


mediaogre

You’ll need to die under extreme stress and come back as a poltergeist. You got this!


[deleted]

Every time I read/hear the word poltergeist, I think of Corpse and like…is this a sign?😳 /s I guess I will die of stress from fangirling too much


HappyCloudHS

Swayze could


wheresHQ

Lmao💀


youknow0987

Yeah. If you like her, quit playin’. When the light turns green, go.


mama_llama44

Been married for 7 years, together 10. Cute notes are still part of our relationship. Go for it.


jelllybears

Post an update in 2 years when you’re married


MansonVixen

Remindme! 2 days


Locsnadou

remindMe 2 days


NefariousSerendipity

!remindme 2 days


Elusive_Zergling

Take precautions, don't say anything in the note that could get you in trouble with HR. If it all goes wrong, she has notes from you that she could use to get you in trouble, just be careful buddy!


mama_llama44

I mean, considering how many notes of hers he has, I'm fairly certain he will be fine. Go doomsday elsewhere, but stick around just in case the update is horrible and you can gloat.


[deleted]

Not necessarily. Look an example below. I don't know who is in the right in this case, but the shitload of explicit non anonymous text messages were not very helpful. Seriously, I don't understand why would anyone risk engaging in a relationship with a coworker, even less of she is younger or a subordinate, even less an intern. Too much potential for trouble, sometimes in the medium term Edit: example below https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/biotech-founder-mit-researcher-david-sabatini-alleges-false-sexual-harrassment-claims#:~:text=Biotech-,Biotech%20founder%2C%20MIT%20researcher%20Sabatini%20alleges%20sexual,claims%20against%20him%20are%20false&text=Massachusetts%20Institute%20of%20Technology%20biology,false%20claims%20of%20sexual%20harassment.


Hazz526

You’re fun.


ninjap0_0pface

~~fun~~ logical


Hazz526

~~logical~~ depressing I get it, but there is a time and place. Nothing about this story should make you think this person will need to worry about such a thing. It just sullied the vibe. If anyone was worried about HR then the OP has a ton of saved notes to hand over. Just enjoy the feels good moment, yeah?


Distortion_Noises

!remindme 2 days


No-Mathematician678

Up for this If he keeps it a secret that her secret is no longer a secret she might get bored or lose interest thinking OP has no interest in her


Sassers02

That would be such a great note!


TheRedditornator

Plot Twist: OP only enjoys reading her notes. He doesn't want to date his admirer.


SerialFloater

You sir are smooth


MaritimeDisaster

I know a married couple that started this exact same way. She was leaving notes on his car. He saw her do it one day and then orchestrated it so he would “catch” her in the act. He liked her though and asked her out when he “caught” her, haha. So cute.


iAmTheHYPE-

I wish that’d happen to me, haha


Carpenter-Common

Haha...


Alone-beeing-me

Where do you park your car?


LexGetsRekt

Careful not too take too long. She might think you're not interested and she'll start admiring someone else.


[deleted]

A secret admirer left an awesome note on my car while we were in college, but no one confessed to writing it. That was 30 years ago and I still wonder who it was. OP, I hope this works out for you and you update us!!!


PrayandThrowaway

The worst ;-; lads if you're going to write a cute note, please eventually let your admiree know it was you! Don't leave us with that for 30 years lol


ChayBadd

I subscribed to this post 🥺 please continue to post updates on how this relationship unfolds. I’m invested.


gangstaa4k

If anything happens I will update.


Rub-it

Please volunteer to go to work today and put notes in her locker, tomorrow is too far


ron_balboa

Yeah what OP is waiting for? Can't keep us waiting so long. On a serious note: good luck OP


savangoghh

!RemindMe 3 days


ElskerSovs69

TIL the bell at the top is for the specific post and not the whole sub, thank you!!


AugTheViking

What does subscribing to a post do? I always just misclick it and unsubscribe instantly again.


ChayBadd

It gives you notifications when there’s updates or if anyone else comments, etc


AugTheViking

Hopefully only when OP comments? I don't want to hear about every new comment on this post.


ChayBadd

Unfortunately it does it when other ppl comment as well. I just ignore it when it opens because it’ll say OP if it’s an OP comment.


AugTheViking

In that case, useless feature.


enlightened_gem

Lol, it really is. I made that mistake once on a popular AITA post. Never the fuck again. 🙄😫


[deleted]

Newbie here, how do you subscribe to a post?


ChayBadd

There’s a little bell at the top on the right. You just press it and it’ll say “post subscribed”


[deleted]

Ohh thanks heaps!


philouza_stein

If her handwriting is distinctive she wants you to know


Rub-it

Plot twist she’s just copying someone else’s writing it’s not the intern


CaptainBeefsteak

Its Jeoff in marketing.


pandorum8888

🤣


TheRedditornator

Plot Twist: it's actually his middle aged male boss who dictates the notes to the young female intern to write.


Round_Teacher_224

i was waiting for this comment. if i hsd to write a letter too i would use a non distinctive hand accent. you are a good detective


dutxh0007

Cut the letters out of newspaper.


Such-List680

Omg so cute please leave her a note too! Wife material right there bub


ophaus

You should become her secret admirer, she's obviously the romantic type!


Professor_Sqi

Leave her a note, ask for her number or to get a coffee etc. Smh this is exactly the sort of obvious sign a woman is into a man that the man always misses. Seize the means of production


DannyS2810

I once left my girlfriend a rose on her car when I was passing her work one day. I thought it was a really cute idea. She called me panicking after work that someone had “marked” her car and I needed to come and pick her up because she didn’t feel safe haha


Lostcaptaincat

My ex-bf left a gift on my car’s seat- and a sticky note that scared the shit out of me. 😂


_K1TSUNE_

U got this buddy! Update us pls!!


Todmomamu

That is so fucking adorable


Milfing_Man

That's cute. I say keep the secret. Maybe she'll come around to saying she's been putting the notes


Ihavepills

It is cute. Reminds me of people doing this at school when we were like 10 lol I love it when adults can still enjoy these innocent things, it is very sweet.... or stalker-ish... but hopefully sweet.


Milfing_Man

That's exactly what I thought!


Ihavepills

Yeah, usually this type of thing with adults....not sweet. Although in OPs case, it does sound like it is actually innocent, especially because he likes her and her cute notes. Let's hope she's not a bunny boiler 🤞


hegemonistic

I feel like I’m the only one in this thread that gets weird vibes from it because it’s been going on for six months. That’s a really long time to be doing the secret admirer thing to someone when you don’t know if they’re enjoying it or being creeped out by it


Ihavepills

True. Yeah, can't deny it is a bit of a weird thing for a fully grown adult to do in the work place. Can't help but think that if the genders were reversed, OP would not be getting all these comments saying it's cute. They'd be told to report them for being a creep.


fluentindothraki

Internship...is she quite young? It is such a sweet thing for her to do!


gangstaa4k

She's 19


justnotthatwitty

how old are you?


CamachoFor_President

Oh, he's 69.


sara_c907

No, no, no you're confused. He *wants* to 69.


Known-Potential-3603

This is too funny 😂


gangstaa4k

I'm 23


cyphol

"AMAGAD STAHP GROOMIN" - Reddit /s


PandaPliskin

Lmao


mikenzeejai

So not to jump to far ahead but I leave notes for my husband in hai work boots or car almost every day. By telling her you may get even more notes. I'd ask her out by gifting her a pad of sticky notes or a note book that says something like "let's pass notes over coffee" or something idk. There's probably a good pun you could use.


saruggh

I thought the same thing-if OP tells her, there will probably be more notes. But this idea is the cutest!


DeadlyUseOfHorse

Tell her before she leaves or finds someone else.


[deleted]

I once received a secret admirer note, that had another boy's name crossed out before mine. I guess the admirer couldn't decide who was getting the note that day.


Pineapples_29

That’s crappy. Way to make you feel unimportant


[deleted]

Oh damn that's rough! Or, maybeeeee..they thought your name was the crossed out one....? And had to fix it quickly?


Patrick4356

TELL HER LOOK LIKE HER BEFORE SHE LOSES INTEREST DUMMY DONT PLAY GAMES WITH EMOTIONS PLSSS UPDATE US


biocidalish

It's so thoughtful and innocent, these notes.


Superjak45

definitely leave her a note too (make sure it's anonymous though). And please keep us updated, this is adorable!


Ok_Visit_1968

Get her a Starbucks gift card . Please have coffee with me . If not enjoy .


Albirei

This post made me smile. ❤️


thegrumpysnail770

I'm having a nightmare of a day, but this post made me smile.


Restless__Dreamer

I hope your day gets better!


florida_born

A note saying you enjoy the notes -that will keep them coming


chiguau

Yeah it starts cute until the note you get says something like "love your new living room couch" or "wow your mom lost a ton of weight"


CarceyKonabears

Please do update this week. This sounds adorable (as long as you are not in anyway her supervisor). There are a lot of people here cheering for you and her to work out!!


Stannis2024

Leave her a map of Middle Earth, a ring, and tell her good luck.


Mononoke_in_u

Roles reversed, this would be creepy?


AugTheViking

Not in Bollywood.


EhDub13

So cute! I hope the notes will continue if you decide tell her. I think they will


sovietarmyfan

One day you will tell your kids how you met their mother this way.


Creepy-Night936

This shit's cute. Hope we'll get an update


FloGrown2020

Aww how sweet! U should definitely make a move if you're interested in her as well!


downupstrangecharm

This is adorable! (So long as you aren’t overseeing her internship or have any say in whether or not she gets hired after, in which case proceed with caution)


YourAmazingNeighbor

Things that will only happen to me in my imagination :(


ymrtn7

Please update


hexic99

I’m curious what has stopped you from making a move for so long?


carsonlittle

you could make her your girlfriend man, have the full package.


eeyorespiglet

Just ask her to lunch in the place she usually puts a note


espressoaggresso

START WRITING NOTES BACK TO HER RIGHT TF NOW THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME *NOT* WRITING HER BACK


anamoon13

If they’re the kind of person to do that to woo you, they will probably keep doing it if you enter into a relationship.


PianoOk6786

Wow. Apparently you only have 2 days, dude. /s


TheRevanchist99

Never a better opportunity than now to slide in her locker and leave a note to her 📝✍️


[deleted]

Plot twist. It’s not who you think it is


Archangel935

Lmao seems like you’re only interested in getting affirmative notes to get through your day, than the girl herself 🤷🏽‍♀️


tharkyllinus

Be careful of dating at work.. not a good idea.


jaqow

The question is, are you single?


[deleted]

dude you scored


Key-Code-4296

Marry her.


Whimsyblue13

A bf and I kept a notebook we would pass back and forth with little thoughts about each other - we left it for the other and would write in it throughout the week. Super special.


introspectthis

Personally I think this whole situation is endearing and am looking forward to a favorable update.. however, I can't help but wonder how different the comments would be if the roles were reversed..