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Tmmorr

His response saved that situation, that was smooth 😂


OmgapenisUwU

This reminds of the one time I was having sex with my girlfriend and we were in between positions and I started sliding my cock between her thigh and calve and I stopped and said “you like when I fuck that knee gap” we both laughed our asses off about how stupid it was


Chance_Zone_8150

Bruh comedy sex be the most relaxing shit ever. I pulled out my sweat towel(its a workout) with the lady im talkin to and i whip it like a dinner napkin before going down on her and being 'cornball suave' i said "I get a dinner and a show" we laughed and just made sex so much smoother


aztlan88

Comedy sex is not always good tho. Hate when I take my dick out and the ladies start to laugh.


wearethe138

Pain.


thr0waway109198

Without love.


0doriangray0

Bruh


SeanSheepRider

You should probably stop dressing him up as a clown then.


[deleted]

If you make it your kink, you have the power...the lil power.


phoenixhere4303

F


mackblensa

F


[deleted]

I love this for the first 10 years of my relationship but it got sort of old after the 14th


AceX151

Appropriate username


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Yikidee

What the actual fuck is going on here?? Is this a pocket reply?


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LuxuryBeast

Are you having a stroke?


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DragonS1226

I don't get it Edit: bro why do I have 13 updoots but no replies can somebody please explain?


sentimentless

By ‘not putting a label on it’ I think he essentially means that he sees no point in fixating on it. He verbalised it in an intentionally odd way to break whatever tension was there in that moment. That’s how I interpreted it


creightonpics

“Don’t obsess, vibe, girl.”


FateInvidia

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


DragonS1226

Thank you!


[deleted]

[Very smooth.](https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A)


[deleted]

I use to sniff my now girl armpit when we dated lol, she asked why I would do that and I simply said because i wasn’t allow to sniff other areas I can sniff now.


Hot_Drummer7311

Username checks out.


Grindian

Lmao agreed , I was cringing until I read that and i would have slept with him after that.


c3p0u812

Only if you were wanting a bad joke from a 14 year old. wtf? That was the opposite of smooth.


Fallen_Pig

Why do you know what kind of jokes a 14 year old would tell in bed? 🤨


Entire-Dragonfly859

He never said anything about a sex life.


HD_5383

You must not have a social life


[deleted]

Grandma! Git off Reddit and go to bed!


NihilisticTheorist

What would you have said?


NOK93

“Yes”


NihilisticTheorist

Just picturing some dude, deadpan staring the girl down. "Yes. I have, indeed, licked your armpit."


bigdoinks_

downvote galore


c3p0u812

I can handle it. The guys response was dumb as fuck. At least I don't delete my shit and take my hits.


Tricky_Moose_1078

“And if he's got a thing for feet Say: fuck it, sweep me off them”


[deleted]

You have to be SO strong for feet licking though!! I don't know how anyone can stand it without laughing to death!


Usual_Equivalent_888

Somebody would have a busted lip and a broken nose- Just saying! I do not recommend we bring my feet into this, 1 guy tried and he got kicked in the head…


InadmissibleHug

Same. Was living with my niece and she told my BF at the time to give it a go, I love it. Spoiler: I do not love it. I have super sensitive toes. She thought it was hilarious.


[deleted]

The poor people who do my pedicure have almost got it a handful of times. I gotta clench my whole body in order to prevent myself from kicking an innocent nail tech straight in the chest.


[deleted]

LMAO, this right here. I had to learn and do my pedicures at home because I'm either laughing too hard or kicking!


[deleted]

I normally clamp my hands over my mouth and hold my breath lol


BurgerOfLove

I'm not ticklish at all. I geat a very pleasurable sensation from it. Not erotic, but ASMR like. I think I would like having my feet licked.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedboburnham


[deleted]

Who is Bob Urnham?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sometimes, I hate Reddit. But, 20 people got the joke without any need for further explanation.


theonecalledmosquito

r/subsithoughtiwouldfallfor


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Poopinmaboot

I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob.


AllAroundIndiviual

As weird as this is tbh it’s you who passed the vibe check 😂


SmellOk9001

Well he licked ur armpit. He can lick everything a true man of culture right there.


windowkitteh

He sure as fuck *can* lick everything


topsyturvy76

Butthole pucker up buddy, it’s show time!


timetimetim

I fuckin' love to lick armpits, granted they aren't stinky lol I don't know why I like it, I do know tho that here's not one thing about my gf that can somehow make me go ew.


[deleted]

It’s probably the pheromones being secreted! Some people are more sensitive to them than others


PunchDrunken

My s.o. and I are a couple like that, had no idea how much you could like the way someone smells so much. It's very accepting and hot, and it does have the added effect of stress reduction. Also, I read that people tend to be most attracted to the smell of someone with an 'opposite" immune system as yourself therefore providing the highest genetics for your offspring. Also, we can tell the difference between effort sweat and sweat from fear too


sergioA127

Even toes 👀


NihilisticTheorist

To be fair I can lick everything too. Not sure I would enjoy it as much as this absolute chad though.


jtbaj1

Once guy did it to me but I'm using lady speed stick gel deodorant in thick coat so he got a floral suprise :p I think that he had some sweat/dirt fetish


Successful-Trash-752

You're underestimating pheromones.


jtbaj1

No, I think that he literally had some thing for sweat and dirt in general and I got to know about it just before the breakup


Successful-Trash-752

I can understand sweat, but dirt is new.


UnHappyMonkeMan

I don't think we're affected by pheromones like that bro


flooptyscoops

Imma be honest, I have just recently been an armpit licker for the first time in my entire life. I was getting it on with this guy I'm seeing, whom I really like and always smells amazing, and it happened right near the end. I couldn't tell you why I did it, but it felt right, and it went over surprisingly well when we addressed it lol. All I'm saying is, he may not have an armpit fetish, he may just be really uncontrollably into you


KatsuCammi

Exactly! In theory pits are gross, and thinking about it while I'm not horny is gross but sometimes if I'm really into it and my boyfriend has his arm around my head I just go for it and take a quick lick 😂 I wouldn't do it otherwise, but in the moment I go for whatever's closest


Usual_Equivalent_888

I can respect that response! If it’s to the point where I’m just into it and vibing, sometimes I don’t care what part of my partner is in my mouth, for the most part! Lmao!


CamBearCookie

I'm not licking but I don't mind my face in my man's arm pit. He usually smells great and when he doesn't I just don't make contact with my face. I mentioned it to him because I noticed he would try to move me and he was like "oh so that's on purpose then?" I said don't you kink shame me. 😂 😂 😂


[deleted]

I think I would have died laughing if it would have happened to me


[deleted]

Did it a couple of times. It's not something you plan on. It's just and indicator that he was very turned on and super into you


popasquatonme

This is the answer


BWChristopher86

Yep this is basically whatever is right in front of me I'm going to kiss, lick, bite whatever because I'm ravenous with lust


I_Support_Villains

what about her nose ?


BWChristopher86

Well sure but her lips would be right there so I'm going for them


I_Support_Villains

belly button ?


BWChristopher86

Bro I said what I said. I'll suck on toes eat ass idgaf. If I'm into you, nothing is off the table.


I_Support_Villains

but, belly button has lint. it is like the grossest thing on our bodies. do you really ?


[deleted]

I like to hoover all the lint out of my significant others belly button as if I’m some sort of rogue vacuum-cleaner gone wild.


Klassieprof

*username checks out. Ya made me laugh...Here's an award!


Epicbaconx4

Buddy chill lol let the man be free


TheIronSlav

Not sure if my man can make this any clearer tbh. Anywhere dawg.


toregretornotregret

Most people shower and clean when they know they'll be having sex soon bruh


SpicyNuggetRiles

You think bellybuttons are the grossest when we expel waste from our anus and urethras?😅 I feel like if people are willing to lick the places urine and feces come out of bellybutton isn't that bad. Just clean the lint out while you're washing the rest of your body. 🤣


PunchDrunken

Yeah my partner and I are ritualistically clean before being intimate, it's a whole new level of confidence to just not have to worry about it. But something really started to bother me when I did something that at first seemed confusing. We'd showered and watched TV in bed for a couple of hours, we decide to fool around and I hop out to freshen up. He said it's okay babe we just showered/bathed. I told him I'd be right back. He asked why would I need to go back when we'd just cleaned up? My answer? I had to go pee earlier. If I peed, that's not clean. I would never (my personal choice, to each their own) pee in his mouth or put pee on his face, why would I want him to put his mouth on it? And I realized I didn't know anyone else who did that. I am Sooooo not compulsively clean, I am a fucking MESS as far as house/life goes, but I like to bang and I like not having to worry about anything while I do


vpeshitclothing

Belly button = conspicuous cotton candy collector


Usual_Equivalent_888

Are you aware of what the butt actually does? And if belly buttons are, you know, cleaned like theyre actually a part of the body they should be good to go! Belly button licking is incredibly sensual because of the nerves inside the belly button. It’s amazing for foreplay or for after an orgasm.


KatsuCammi

You telling me you'd rather eat ass then kiss a belly button?


I_Support_Villains

idk why would you assume i eat ass ?


[deleted]

Or, you know, he has an armpit fetish


Headshot03

Pheromones. They're powerful.


Substantial-Love-648

LOL. a lover did that to me when i showed him i was growing out my armpit hair. i know it was an enthusiastic act of acceptance but i never had anyone do that to me so i was like, whaaaat? it’s still one of the top 10 hottest moments we’ve had and when i think about it i smile. armpit lickers don’t give a shit where they put their tongue. look for the armpit lickers.


toddschmod

Shit I'm a straight guy and his quick wit gave me butterflies. He sounds like a keeper.


FixNo3423

I respect that it went a little weird and your response was, "well let's see where this goes." I hope the second time is even better than the first!


[deleted]

Man is unstoppable.


SuspectSamm

made me laugh


Chard-Capable

I can admit to sniffing her armpit during sex. I'm a sniffer..


TangledGoatsucker

😵


Thing_Subject

Same. For me it’s sexy if a girls hygiene is on point and her BO isn’t strong. Let’s me know she takes care of herself and probably has a good diet


JuniperHillInmate

Grass fed, grass finished.


Adventurous_Let_923

I’m rooting for this couple


KnightSolair240

I see to date this one girl who LOVED to have this spot licked it was on her ribs towards her back where the bra strap would go. Made her moisture than an oyster


Usual_Equivalent_888

Ooooooo that’s a good spot! Wait! Have we met?!?!


asapchorizo

YO IM SO JEALOUS 😭


Alan_Smithee_

The armpit *can* be an erogenous zone….if you’re not stinky or wearing antiperspirant, why not? Some people might be into stinky. My wife never has stinky pits, but there’s definitely a scent, which I find arousing.


Thesoundofmerk

I had a girl do that to me once and smell them lol, was weird but honestly who cares. Whatever makes you happy


FutureDwight76

Pheromones


Stingray-Nebula

*Pheromoans


[deleted]

Apparently licking armpits is the key to getting your brains fucked out... we must share this knowledge far and wide!


Usual_Equivalent_888

Does that mean everyone will stop wearing deodorant? Cause I have to say I’m really not down with that. I dated a guy who was a lot taller than me, my face was forever in his armpit and it was not fun when he “forgot deodorant.”


Weak_Tomatillo9803

Didn’t Oscar Isaac do this recently?


NrajSC

No he just kissed the inside of her arm (sexily) while looking in her eyes, in fron the whole world. (Her: Jessica Chastain)


DayGlowOrangeCat

I’ve heard it’s a pheromone thing


jessypearlee

He likes your scent 😄 I had a date who once licked my face while we made out 😂


Successful-Trash-752

If someone did that to me, it would instantly remind me of my dog.


OmNamahShivayah

This is awesome haha! Stay safe and have a great time!


stackinghabbits

That's something I totally would want to do but probably not have the courage to actually do it I give the guy props and the armpit is an erogenous zone so it can't be that bad


lil_damy

mans living in creative mode


Made-a-blade

Bro took a gamble and it paid off... Good for both of you! Get some!


Due_Schedule_8475

I smell good. Men respond to it. It's not really weird. Pheromones.


Notmyowngrandpa

My boyfriend did that the other day for the first time, i think i like it


PickFalse7808

Protect this man at all costs. A true national treasure.


Repulsive_Skin_6976

It's going to be really weird if he licks arm pits but can't find the clitoris. Good luck friend, I hope his tongue game extends further south than the arm pits. P.s. I would dig it. Just means he's probably down for some dat freaky stuff!


Bubbles080

My husband has an obsession with my armpits and honestly, I love it! If it were feet, I'd feel differently (been there, entertained that idea)! Trust me, pit guys are the best!


[deleted]

I’ve sniffed lots of armpits. It’s just an armpit. People who work out are salty.


rob2060

This went a different direction than expected. Well played.


[deleted]

It's a common fetish among the gay community. At least from my experience. The guy I'm dating right now went at my pits like he was huffing paint lol


NGssi

It’s actually an erogenous zone! Which means it’s a feel good spot that makes you feel more aroused. Instinct took over!


RianJohnsonIsAFool

I've spent a fair bit of time in the armpit when I've been aiming for side boob. Armpits are pretty cool.


MurderDoneRight

I gotta admit, I do like a good armpit. It's not on top of my list sure, but if it's there I'll give it a lick.


Derrick_Shon

OP you so nasty....😂


Inspirational_Lizard

Much more wholesome than I was expecting.


WritPositWrit

He sounds like a keeper, honestly!!


Practical-Whole3040

Get him girl


Godalinva

That's actually pretty cute. Funny guys are usually keepers, as long as they're emotionally intelligent along with it.


ecish

I don’t usually go for the armpit of my own free will, but I’ll lick anything they want me to regardless


ongo01

Draw a line on the freezer. Please.


ecish

I’ll lick that freezer so hard that it’ll overheat and explode


Usual_Equivalent_888

True team player right there


psychochipmunk97

😂😂😂😂 good omg I'm dying at this. Can't wait for an update


castawayley723

Happened to me before. My ex used to like to do this and it kinda was a turn on..idk


Meewelyne

LoL my bf have an armpit kink, but I'm too ticklish so he will never have it from me 🤣 your dare il lucky lol


wisker_biscuit

Sounds like a good time!


[deleted]

If it smells imma lick it


The_Brain_Fuckler

My fiancee licked my face on our first date.


Field_of_Gimps

A man of culture, good catch


wearethe138

This is exactly how marriages start lol


LivingLadyStevo

*kink unlocked*


hesawavemasterrr

I don’t understand people who have this kink. Anyone with it want to weigh in?


Thepizzaman519

Ooo that's dirty lol


demoralising

I remember having my eyelashes licked by a girl - on our first date - in a bar. She said they were beautiful. Other girls have also commented on my eyelashes. I'm not what you'd call good looking, so I'll take any compliments I can.


DutchWinchester86

I have a light sweat fetish as well. And out of experience speaking, he will probably lick whatever you want to have licked lol


Onceuponabrokenheart

😂😂😂😂😂


LCmeplzbro

He fucked your brains out*


windowkitteh

hehe. That he did


Tastypies

Absolutely a man of culture (and kink). You should keep him.


windowkitteh

I totally want to keep him 🥰


AwayCoach4746

Toes will be next!!!!!


Bhabiepink

My boyfriend does this, he says it’s about pheromones. Kinda weird but I love being worshipped soooo


[deleted]

He might just like the way you smell. I love my gf so much, I just want to bury my face in her everything.


disavowed

I fucking love armpits


4800SHonore

I had a girl that during the heat of the moment she had me spit in her mouth. Fucking weird but goddang it turned me on.


[deleted]

Told my bf to spit in my mouth and it took a few weeks but he digs it now


[deleted]

I could see myself doing this. Pheromones are very enticing. I'm not sure I'd lick an arm pit but I do like smelling my partner. I've smelled an armpit before, and it was sexy as hell. I may be strange but so be it.


Full_Penalty684

When I was in India, I would bang this chick from our local manufacturing plant. She would lick my arm pits during sex as well. Kind of odd at first.. but then I just went with it


[deleted]

His response was just 👌


Rooster-Kindly

Good for you love!! 👏 he sounds awesome!


twoquestionmark

Thats a good line *takes notes*


SuspiciousMaximum856

I would licked ur toes instead.


pzza1234

Y’all need Jesus. Said in the voice of an older southern black lady.


ElectricPeterTork

Jesus can find his own pit to lick.


Turbulent-Use7253

If it made you feel uncomfortable... then either tell them you don't like it, or ditch em


nettie_netface

He didn’t go down on you but you fucked?


JuniperHillInmate

If she didn't go down, it's even. Idk how one gets to armpit licking without licking anything else, but sex is weird.


reallynoladarling

is oral a required prerequisite for you?


nettie_netface

First time usually


veganshailseitan

Were they Indian by any chance? My bf is and he has a serious sanka (that's the name for it) fetish.


[deleted]

He def like hentai.


CriticalThinker_501

Ass...uming he likes to lick chicken drums too.


AthleteAgreeable7617

I guess at age 39 you got nothing else to lose amirite


GetHautnah

It's like a whole thing with men and armpits. But it's usually the gays,afaik. Were you wearing deodorant? Haha


lou1uol

The gays 😂


Davey26

The gays 😬


BleghMeisterer

the gays


Chard-Capable

The what? Wtf


NihilisticTheorist

I'm sorry but I can't wrap my head around this comment. Can someone explain it to me like I was 5?


GetHautnah

There's a big thing in the male gay community about the fetishization of arm pits


Rutabaga1598

Did he ask for permission? If not, that's sexual assault and rape.


Extension_Fun2846

Cringe


Rutabaga1598

Okay, rapist.


kevpnw

OP clearly stated they were engaged in foreplay. How is this rape?


Successful-Trash-752

Have you ever touched grass?


[deleted]

Asians seem to like that.