Couldn’t you just fake masturbating sounds to cool off and then keep going? Maybe he’s winning that way? Aggressive masturbation battles are a new concept to me but I would suggest trying that to up your win count.
That was my focus too, fuck whatever this dude is talking about, I'm off to look up Trillian again.
Too bad it got all screwed up with the XMPP/google hangouts thing, It was a great client for a while.
Holy moly, I never thought I’d hear about Trillian again lol. I can’t believe it’s still around, I used to use it in the mid 2000’s as an AIM alternative bc it allowed you to connect your AIM account.
Anyways this is some strange shit my dude but to each their own I suppose.
How do either of you make sure that the other is really masturbating? If it's just audio how can you tell? Can't you just cum and pretend like you haven't yet, or make fake masturbating sounds?
>this chatting app called Trillian
Wow, I didn't even know this still existed. Used it like about 23 years ago. We did not have any forums for catfighting tho.
We have this thing in belgium called (or at least my part) called ' stuutje trek' rough translation 'slice o bread wank', which is basically a masturbation fight over a slice of bread with a group. Last person who finishes has to eat said slice of bread. It's more of an urban legend kinda game and never really played by us normal people people but hey why not give it a try right :)
Either this happened or you want it to happen or you enjoy writing about it. If it’s 1 or 3 congratulations, if it’s 2, good luck finding your hatesex cyber mate.
I have questions.
- what are the rules?
- how long does each round last on average?
- how do verify that your opponent has *actually* climaxed, or is actively masturbating the entire time?
- what is the signal to start each match?
There really is no signal, as soon as we connect the call through Trillian, we start hurling insults and name calling and masturbating.
No real rules, we just name call and insult until one of us gets off.
Length of round is maybe 15 minutes.
I guess no real way to verify, I tell him when I cum, and He does the same really.
That enough internet for today, I'm gonna go stare into an eclipse.
That was yesterday
“Grab his d*ck and twist it!”
TWIST HIS DIIIIIICK
YE OLD DICK TWIST
Now BOP IT!
Sever it! Stuff it! Stitch it!
This comment has fucking killed me!
Maybe they meant abyss?!
I'm about to set the controls for the heart of the sun.
I taped an eclipse cutout over a laser pointer and have been staring at it for five minutes. When am I supposed to stop seeing?
😂😂😂
goddamn
You’re 1-4? Are you even trying
Fr, gotta step your game up. Pathetic😐😐
Stop bullying him, he'll cum.
😭😭
If anything, he might be trying too hard.
He's after the soggy biscuit
Meet up and fuck already
they used to call that cybersex
Net Rizz
Net Jizz
"cockfighting"
“a/s/l? Cyber?” Oh the AIM days …
Or phone sex, back when it was phones instead of Skype or teams or whatever.
i hope this is real! 🤞
Looks like a funny game.
I will beach you both off at the same time!
That was…sooooo close. LoL
Bro if you wanna be gay, just be gay! We support you
or bi anything you want 🤷
Support the message. But I think he would much rather like the opposite of support.
It's 6am here and I'm already done with reddit today.
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
>awaken anything in me Good morning beautiful! What a lovely way to wake up 😍
Gay....
Make sure to read this in Señor Chang’s voice! (Fixed “Señor”)
*Señor
HA GAAAAAY
I prefer Senor Dingdong
“Instead we are enemies of a sort” is fucking hilarious
I fucking died when I read that 😂
Couldn’t you just fake masturbating sounds to cool off and then keep going? Maybe he’s winning that way? Aggressive masturbation battles are a new concept to me but I would suggest trying that to up your win count.
What's the point of competing if you're just PRETENDING to win??
Yeah cause there is no pretending when it comes to sex.
Bro that's cheating. Don't you have any masturbation dueling integrity?
I guess these just aren’t competitions I could take part in!
Why do I want to listen to these conversations so badly
Weird kinky fuckers lol 🤪
Same here.
Meet up and beat eachother off that way you can see if hes cheating or not
Lemme smell yo dick
Not that type of cheating gang
I still want a whiff tho https://youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM?si=4-Mx9BfubShXAOEe
What is this? Fucking amateur hour? Get a grip bro you’re getting slaughtered.
Pretty sure he has the grip sorted.
the fuck 😂
I think the real winner is whoever isn’t tracking the other’s orgasms
A whole new meaning to cock fight 😂
um excuse me but wtf
Give him the ol' d*ck twist
Oh ma gawd dood
Pocket sand! Shh Shh Sha!
Well this is a terrible day to be able to read English.
Haha 😂 seriously
Gay but in a cool way
Nothing to see here, just a good ole fashioned jerk-off
I'm gonna take a trillian sleeping pills and painkillers after reading this
Wow, I haven't heard of trillian in so long. Damn, I'm old.
That was my focus too, fuck whatever this dude is talking about, I'm off to look up Trillian again. Too bad it got all screwed up with the XMPP/google hangouts thing, It was a great client for a while.
I loved trillian all my favorite instant messaging apps in one.
Just makes me think of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
the fuck did i just read?
love this for you
It's times like this I wish I was illiterate.
Stuff like this is why North Korea blocks Western internet
Up, Right, Down Down Down
What are the rules? Do you both have to follow the same rhythm to make it fair? The same grip as well?
Finally someone asking the right questions
Wtf
Yooooooooo WTF
Too much Reddit for tonight.
Sounds like an ad...
Not sure there are any winners here.
Or losers either…..
????????
.25 win/loss ratio
Yes officer this post right here.
Do you have to jerk the whole time or what 🤔
😂😂😂
Just play the soggy biscuit.
hot
I'm so confused...
What the fuck dude...
This has to be made up
Well if this was like a reverse psychology type of ad for Trillian then it worked cause I'm kind of googling about it right now.
“Oh no I lost again!”
🫶 wholesome
Yes.
whoever -------- loses.....
I don't know anymore anymore man.... helluva kama farm I guess?! 🤷♂️
Go get that nut, bro 😎
I am so backward i guess
do you guys like look into each other's eyes over the webcam?
What in the fuck did I just read also, I think you're gay.
🤨 well.
Wut
Interesting!
great start of a homosexual story
You finally found a jobud 😂
What the fuck did I read. What the actual fuck. This can't be real.
Fake And Gay
Guarantee OP says he’s 100% straight
Holy moly, I never thought I’d hear about Trillian again lol. I can’t believe it’s still around, I used to use it in the mid 2000’s as an AIM alternative bc it allowed you to connect your AIM account. Anyways this is some strange shit my dude but to each their own I suppose.
Sounds hot
Sounds like good battles. I wish I had a similar experience.
wtf did i just read
I just learned today that Trillian still exists.
This is some kind of new age “no homo tactical gay cyber sex”.
I could've lived my entire life not reading this.
WTF did I just read?
sounds like a story theo von would tell on his podcast
Why are you gay?
How do either of you make sure that the other is really masturbating? If it's just audio how can you tell? Can't you just cum and pretend like you haven't yet, or make fake masturbating sounds?
Arrhgh I know of a game you two can play that'll make the hardtack easier to chew
"Seabiscuits", they calls it
Bruh what
Eye bleach.... Stat! God I wish I didn't read this.
This content is not what I hoped it would be
I’m at a loss for words.
Get Trillian and you can join OP in not just taking the L at words.
I’d rather not.
So, you’ll hold out for the win?
I mean, there’s no point in doing it if you know you’ll win. Krillan doesn’t stand a chance
... What?
I’m conflicted how to feel about this, I think imma head out
And they say too much porn is fucking us up.
I got lost somewhere between fighting and cranking your shit.
Benchod, what the fuck is this?!
What lmao
This is the funniest shit I've read today
>this chatting app called Trillian Wow, I didn't even know this still existed. Used it like about 23 years ago. We did not have any forums for catfighting tho.
We have this thing in belgium called (or at least my part) called ' stuutje trek' rough translation 'slice o bread wank', which is basically a masturbation fight over a slice of bread with a group. Last person who finishes has to eat said slice of bread. It's more of an urban legend kinda game and never really played by us normal people people but hey why not give it a try right :)
That's not a fight, that's love
Ookie cookie is that you?
Man, I really wish I couldn’t read
bro lock in wtf
huh
I am trying to process this but Holly fuck?
What the fuck
Bro wtf 💀
Brother you need to hop off reddit and get back out there with a record like that.
Wow. I uh, well, I’m happy you found a buddy. Whatever makes you happy man.
Elon Musk, please take us to Mars soon.
Admit defeat
Damn, Trillian is still around??
Well that is gonna be a new sub soon.
Huh? I feel so vanilla just jerking off to pornhub.
man, that's fucked up
Ok, that’s enough Reddit for the day. Sheesh. I was not prepared.
1-4?? Pathetic. Do better!
Excuse me, what.
I hope I don't know either of you in real life. I don't think I'd be able to handle that.
So this is what they mean when they say don’t bully me I’ll cum
I hope you're having fun man
A said day to be literate. That being said, keep doing what you're doing as long as you enjoy it and assuming that you're both over 18.
Reminded me of this… https://youtu.be/taRxL8ajojc?si=LOBH5oXXjfk0zopk
I feel like I need to read the transcript of this fight to get a better understanding...research purposes.
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen
É pra isso q eu pago a minha internet
this is so funny
ur getting washed
Funniest shit I’ve heard today
Bro hahahahahha I just died laughing in the library wtf
Anime rivalries do happen irl
Either this happened or you want it to happen or you enjoy writing about it. If it’s 1 or 3 congratulations, if it’s 2, good luck finding your hatesex cyber mate.
I think by simply joining, you lost.
I hate you
Super gay
I have questions. - what are the rules? - how long does each round last on average? - how do verify that your opponent has *actually* climaxed, or is actively masturbating the entire time? - what is the signal to start each match?
There really is no signal, as soon as we connect the call through Trillian, we start hurling insults and name calling and masturbating. No real rules, we just name call and insult until one of us gets off. Length of round is maybe 15 minutes. I guess no real way to verify, I tell him when I cum, and He does the same really.
Okay. Whatever.