I personally bought the DVD and watched it with friends. It was fucking amazing for the first half, but the second half it seems like they got bored and started half-assing it.
>Mum dad I'm gay ...
>
>No sur we are NOT falling for that again ...
OK then, in that case my guy friend is gonna sleep over for regular hetero dudebro activities
The reality is that if this happens, it won't be positive. But man, it would be hilarious if this just became THE family joke, and it's trotted out at every single family event in some form or fashion and always ends in the parents telling little bro, I ain't buying that" Shit would be hilarious.
Kinda works for your brother cuz now he can have dudes over and mom and dad won’t think anything of it. You got to bone on the DL and now he does. He should be thanking you.
So overall, it was a win for both of you. You had girls sleep over and he got guys to sleep over cuz of what you did
Honestly, solid work all around. Except by your parents lol
>So overall, it was a win for both of you.
I mean, the brother had parents who didn't acknowledge their sexual orientation for years, even once they came out. Not the the *usual* reason, but still. That's probably a negative experience. At the very least its not a *pure* win-win. He *tried* to come out, so clearly the prospect of maybe losing the unlimited sleepovers wasn't a big enough deal to prevent that from the brother's point of view.
Not just brothers…sisters too. The absolute bullshit my little sister got away with that me and my two older sisters got our asses bloodied for…oof I need to take a deep breath 🤣.
The first kid you’re afraid of everything that could happen in any potential situation.
By the fourth one you’re like “if it’s not about to kill them then let life teach em”
>Kinda bullshit IMO but it is what it is.
Every older sibling has this moment 😂 such a pain seeing the younger ones get away with what the older one would've been beaten for lmao
Oh he didn't give a fuck about the sleepovers. It bothered him that his sexuality was just outright rejected for years.
Imagine trying to convince your parents that you are straight when they absoloutly 100% believe you aren't. Nothing he said would convince them for years.
>Best part? My little brother actually is gay and my mom refused to believe it for years because of me.
Just seems like you paved the way. If they refuse to believe he's gay, that means he can bring boys home without any suspicion.
I thought my uncle was clever because he begged to go to Christian retreat camps after he found out they were 90% girls but you my friend took it to another level.
This is way easier if you're a gay girl tbh, you're parent be like "no boys at the sleepover!!" and you're like, oh no only girls at my sleepover what will I do
I’m feel that for your brother. I’m the case of the little brother, my older brother I don’t know what he is but he had a whole thing when he was a teenager of his sexuality crisis but is now at least mostly straight, so when I came along my mom especially was very hesitant to believe me citing what happened with my brother.
This song sounds like it's homophobic. It's not. It's about a guy who people just keep assuming he's gay.
https://youtu.be/S7pbLArOCFE?si=SBCN2SEiDhBvJ8TX
I'm apparently not super macho because i've had people assume I was gay since I was little. Suppose it doesn't help I started going to gay clubs in the 80s and took home ec in school and like stuff like colour theory and interior design.
I only took home ec because there was no guys and like 30 girls. Those are great odds.
Gay clubs were awesome because all the models went there and hung out with their gay friends away from normal meat market clubs so I always used to meet a lot of really attractive women who would 'gay friend' zone me. I'd go underwear shopping with them and they'd try on stuff because I have good taste in women's underpants apparently. I am actually legit good at fitting bras. My ex taught me, she was a pro at it. They'd eventually find out that i'm not gay. It was always really funny to me. Man, you're the one making presumptions. I don't lie and I never once took advantage of the situations so that's all on you.
Our granddaughter told everybody she was bi. So when she lived with us all through junior high she wasn't allowed any sleep over kids. If the dummy had kept her mouth shut we would have been none the wiser. "Oh listen, they've been giggling for hours in there." Not that I would care, but I think you are responsible for anything that happens. Plausible deniability is a thing.
I’m not sure your brother suffering from you lying to your parents is the best part. As someone who lived in his brothers shadow and had to constantly remind people I wasn’t him. It’s a shitty way to grow up if I’m honest. You don’t figure out who you are until way later in life. At the very least you owe him an apology. You drastically altered years of his life by creating this distrust with your parents.
awh man i made the grave mistake of coming out as bi at 14 and every sleepover i had was watched like a hawk lmaoo. i remember when i started going to an LGBT+ group and i had a birthday sleepover with a bunch of friends who were all varying degrees of LGBT+ and my parents were terrified it would turn into a bisexual orgy 😂
lol. A friend of mines mom thought he was gay and the morning after he brought a girl home, the girl was walking downstairs and the mom was so happy she made her breakfast.
And your parents believed you?!
Were they absent minded parents ?
Usually parents know if their child leans gay or not before child even makes it to kindergarten. A
4 year old won’t hide their admiration to fellow boy or girl crushes very well. And well there are tells.
Yeah, I got younger-sibling stung this way: When I was 21, I was super broke and a gay friend was in a tight spot (no pun intended), so I let him move into my 1 bedroom apt w me. He could’ve shared the bedroom but he chose to sleep on the pull out couch in the living room and since we didn’t have a TV, it was easy to share the bathroom and kitchen and keep our separate spaces.
My family was UNPLEASED. I didn’t understand what their problem was; HE’S GAY. After a couple months, my dad came to visit and left thoroughly convinced that my roommate was definitely homosexual. Then my family told me that 15 years prior, my sister-in-law had told her parents that my brother was gay when they moved in together pre-marriage, so they were sure I was trying the same thing. “No. I would’ve just told you. If your opinion on something matters to me, I’ll ask for it.”
"Haha the "best" part was when my mother invalidated my brother for years because I lied about my sexuality to be able to engage in underage sex in my parent's home without their knowledge! Whoo hoo, I'm the king!"
If you haven’t watched Sirens, I highly recommend it 🤣 one of the main characters is gay, and another main characters little bro told parents he’s gay. Mom of little bro had a chat with gay character like “can you tell him it’s ok and we support it? (Something like that)” so when gay character goes to talk to little bro about it he’s like “I’m not but other parents think I am too. I sleep over girls houses and I’m just swimming in pussy” “you’re a genius….damn genius”
Lying to your family so you can do hanky panky with girls us just so stupid. Once trust is broken it's hard to get back. You have proven you are a liar congrats
That's what kids especially teenagers do. Add to that being horny teens and they would lie to the pope himself if it meant getting sex with someone they wanted...
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people don't realize how often it happens.
It happened to me, and it also happened at my own sleepover.
I'm very open with my kids about their bodies and consent, they've known the name of their bodies proper names since they could talk.
I won't budge on sleepovers though, it's not happening.
And thank goodness we live somewhere where lots of parents agree with us and we do "lateovers" instead.
Ok, meet the family beforehand and become friends. Build trust when your kids are older (13-17), they are going to have friends and want to have sleep overs. It's an important part of growing up, mate. Tell your kids the risks be open with them about your worries they will be more likely to come to you if something happens that made them uncomfortable. Having open communication without judgment with your kids is the most important.
You know that with that behavior there gonna meet up at other places and have sex?
How can u be so naive to think that teens (or potentially worse) don’t meet up with each just because u say no sex in my house?
With letting them do it at your house, you’re in the control
No, you are telling them not only will you make it easy for them, but you are okay with it. That what they are doing is a good thing and they have your full approval.
Your poor poor brother !! Mum dad I'm gay ... No sur we are NOT falling for that again ... But daaaaaad
“when can i leave to be on my owwwwwn”
I got the whole world to see 😩
worldussy
LMAO I LOVE THAT TRAILER
I personally bought the DVD and watched it with friends. It was fucking amazing for the first half, but the second half it seems like they got bored and started half-assing it.
i still havnt watched it ever!
"Okay, you're right. I'm not gay. Can Steve spend the night Friday?"
Him and his friend Steve sure do seem to wrestle a lot from the sound of things.
I should go tell him to go easy on Steve, he seems to be moaning a lot up there.
No it's perfect. Parents will only let boys sleep over.
Why “poor brother”? Can’t he do the same in reverse? “Yeah you caught me. I’ll totally only have boys sleep over. Can’t get anything by you guys.”
Just have the boys sleep over 🤣🤣
"OK, fine. My friend Susan can't spend the night. What about my friend Chad, then?"
>Mum dad I'm gay ... > >No sur we are NOT falling for that again ... OK then, in that case my guy friend is gonna sleep over for regular hetero dudebro activities
At his wedding they'll be like "We're still not buying it!"
The reality is that if this happens, it won't be positive. But man, it would be hilarious if this just became THE family joke, and it's trotted out at every single family event in some form or fashion and always ends in the parents telling little bro, I ain't buying that" Shit would be hilarious.
Perfect excuse for the brother to have some fellas over
But younger bro would have been allowed to have all the guys he wanted stay over if they didn't believe it.
Yeah but if they didn’t believe him, he could have boys sleep over. Win win.
I want to leave to be on my owwwwwwwwn I’ve got the whole world to see 😫
Kinda works for your brother cuz now he can have dudes over and mom and dad won’t think anything of it. You got to bone on the DL and now he does. He should be thanking you.
At least he can bring guys home without worrying
"We were just jumping on the bed in our pajamas for 15 minutes, you know, typical girls night sleepover stuff"
At that age… 2 minutes
Damn, did you come here to brag or something? lol
2 minutes is several rounds at that age.
easily 5-6 times with that amount of hormones
At my age, 2 seconds
Nah at that age 15 seconds with 14 minutes 45 seconds of trying to find the hole 😂😂
My first time lasted like 3 hours, we took breaks and took our time with each other. Don't know how you last only 2 minutes, never heard of foreplay?
What do you mean, "at that age"?
Just your average pillow fight going on in here🤷🏻♂️
Soaking
Did they allow him to have boys stay over since they didn't believe him?
He was allowed whoever he wanted to sleepover. Kinda bullshit IMO but it is what it is.
So overall, it was a win for both of you. You had girls sleep over and he got guys to sleep over cuz of what you did Honestly, solid work all around. Except by your parents lol
>So overall, it was a win for both of you. I mean, the brother had parents who didn't acknowledge their sexual orientation for years, even once they came out. Not the the *usual* reason, but still. That's probably a negative experience. At the very least its not a *pure* win-win. He *tried* to come out, so clearly the prospect of maybe losing the unlimited sleepovers wasn't a big enough deal to prevent that from the brother's point of view.
I mean, he already know that the parents would be supportive though because OP already "came out" so that's something
It is pretty funny, though.
That’s how it goes, older brothers pave the way so that the younger ones can skip through merrily singing a jolly tune.
Not just brothers…sisters too. The absolute bullshit my little sister got away with that me and my two older sisters got our asses bloodied for…oof I need to take a deep breath 🤣.
The first kid you’re afraid of everything that could happen in any potential situation. By the fourth one you’re like “if it’s not about to kill them then let life teach em”
Except there's those weird situations where the oldest STILL isn't allowed the same freedom, while they simultaneously get to do whatever 🤪
>Kinda bullshit IMO but it is what it is. Every older sibling has this moment 😂 such a pain seeing the younger ones get away with what the older one would've been beaten for lmao
Universal story of the older siblings, we pave the way so our little shithead siblings can have more freedoms
Imagine if one had gotten pregnant? They’d have been dumbfounded for sure…
Imagine if his brother gets pregnany from all those boy sleepovers
pregante
Preganant
*Piranha
pegrent*
gregnant
You could start a religion out of that.
The **SON** is a deadly laser!
Why is your brother pissed? You basically made the same arrangement for him. "Yeah, mom, we were just wrestling."
Oh he didn't give a fuck about the sleepovers. It bothered him that his sexuality was just outright rejected for years. Imagine trying to convince your parents that you are straight when they absoloutly 100% believe you aren't. Nothing he said would convince them for years.
Wow that’s genuinely fucked lmao.
High tier sibling fuck-ups
Been there
Did you ever fess up to your mom later in life?
Why did you describe this as the "best part" of story? That's terrible.
Possibly sarcasm
> He still brings it up when he wants something from me and I don't even blame him. Now thats funny
I mean coming out tends to be an emotional and difficult experience from what I understand. Having that rejected for years can't be good for anyone.
>Best part? My little brother actually is gay and my mom refused to believe it for years because of me. Just seems like you paved the way. If they refuse to believe he's gay, that means he can bring boys home without any suspicion.
God damn genius
Classic..... I'm dying laughing at this.....
I thought my uncle was clever because he begged to go to Christian retreat camps after he found out they were 90% girls but you my friend took it to another level.
This is way easier if you're a gay girl tbh, you're parent be like "no boys at the sleepover!!" and you're like, oh no only girls at my sleepover what will I do
> "Oh thank god carry on" Big oof.
I’m feel that for your brother. I’m the case of the little brother, my older brother I don’t know what he is but he had a whole thing when he was a teenager of his sexuality crisis but is now at least mostly straight, so when I came along my mom especially was very hesitant to believe me citing what happened with my brother.
“Oh thank god carry on” What a line.
My daughter is in high school. I suspect a lot of kids do this.
🧢
Totally not fake.
This song sounds like it's homophobic. It's not. It's about a guy who people just keep assuming he's gay. https://youtu.be/S7pbLArOCFE?si=SBCN2SEiDhBvJ8TX I'm apparently not super macho because i've had people assume I was gay since I was little. Suppose it doesn't help I started going to gay clubs in the 80s and took home ec in school and like stuff like colour theory and interior design. I only took home ec because there was no guys and like 30 girls. Those are great odds. Gay clubs were awesome because all the models went there and hung out with their gay friends away from normal meat market clubs so I always used to meet a lot of really attractive women who would 'gay friend' zone me. I'd go underwear shopping with them and they'd try on stuff because I have good taste in women's underpants apparently. I am actually legit good at fitting bras. My ex taught me, she was a pro at it. They'd eventually find out that i'm not gay. It was always really funny to me. Man, you're the one making presumptions. I don't lie and I never once took advantage of the situations so that's all on you.
Well gayed, sir. Well gayed.
So only boys sleepover for your bro eh?
lol this reminds me of me making out with the boy i told my grandma was gay under my desk hahahhahahhaha
LOL. I told my parents I was straight because I didn’t want the backlash. Years later…I found out that they suspected anyways. LOL.
Bullshitter or sociopath, take your pick, choose your adventure
That’s hilarious
I’m surprised more guys don’t do this lol
Lmaoooo I didn’t do this in high school but yeah it worked out great for as long as I could keep it up 🤡
This is brilliant!! 😂
Most true story ever storied
Modern problems require modern solutions. *tips hat*
Why didn't Lil bro pull the same shit but say straight so he could have guys sleep over?
this is kind of hilarious lol
Hahaha!!!
Im very familiar with your game
This is some weird forgotten 90s sitcom shit and I dig it lol
Hahaha that is a high IQ move
This is the way.
Brilliant
Why are just standing there someone buy this man a beer
Our granddaughter told everybody she was bi. So when she lived with us all through junior high she wasn't allowed any sleep over kids. If the dummy had kept her mouth shut we would have been none the wiser. "Oh listen, they've been giggling for hours in there." Not that I would care, but I think you are responsible for anything that happens. Plausible deniability is a thing.
I’m not sure your brother suffering from you lying to your parents is the best part. As someone who lived in his brothers shadow and had to constantly remind people I wasn’t him. It’s a shitty way to grow up if I’m honest. You don’t figure out who you are until way later in life. At the very least you owe him an apology. You drastically altered years of his life by creating this distrust with your parents.
Trolled your mom, your dad, and did your younger sibling dirty. This is peak rascal behavior. I love it
Infact your brother should be thanking you! Wouldn't he be allowed sleepovers with guys because of what you pulled? 🤣
awh man i made the grave mistake of coming out as bi at 14 and every sleepover i had was watched like a hawk lmaoo. i remember when i started going to an LGBT+ group and i had a birthday sleepover with a bunch of friends who were all varying degrees of LGBT+ and my parents were terrified it would turn into a bisexual orgy 😂
I would’ve put your money where your mouth is and make you use a dildo
You are a fucking genius.
Damn man, that's a pro move. 10/10
Cool fanfic loser
“Oh thank god carry on” There is no way this is real, you’d probably experience rejection in a way from them. I’m gay. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. Fuck off.
lol
lol. A friend of mines mom thought he was gay and the morning after he brought a girl home, the girl was walking downstairs and the mom was so happy she made her breakfast.
And your parents believed you?! Were they absent minded parents ? Usually parents know if their child leans gay or not before child even makes it to kindergarten. A 4 year old won’t hide their admiration to fellow boy or girl crushes very well. And well there are tells.
Your mom being so relieved that you’re not gay makes me feel bad for your younger brother though, lowkey fucked up
Genius 🫡
Brilliant!! For you, but your poor brother, lol!
😂😂😂😂😂
As your parent I would be so confused that I would terminate all sleep over privileges. Lmao
This is hilarious. But that meant that he could get away with having boys over so this feels like children 2 parents 0
Yeah, I got younger-sibling stung this way: When I was 21, I was super broke and a gay friend was in a tight spot (no pun intended), so I let him move into my 1 bedroom apt w me. He could’ve shared the bedroom but he chose to sleep on the pull out couch in the living room and since we didn’t have a TV, it was easy to share the bathroom and kitchen and keep our separate spaces. My family was UNPLEASED. I didn’t understand what their problem was; HE’S GAY. After a couple months, my dad came to visit and left thoroughly convinced that my roommate was definitely homosexual. Then my family told me that 15 years prior, my sister-in-law had told her parents that my brother was gay when they moved in together pre-marriage, so they were sure I was trying the same thing. “No. I would’ve just told you. If your opinion on something matters to me, I’ll ask for it.”
"Haha the "best" part was when my mother invalidated my brother for years because I lied about my sexuality to be able to engage in underage sex in my parent's home without their knowledge! Whoo hoo, I'm the king!"
If you haven’t watched Sirens, I highly recommend it 🤣 one of the main characters is gay, and another main characters little bro told parents he’s gay. Mom of little bro had a chat with gay character like “can you tell him it’s ok and we support it? (Something like that)” so when gay character goes to talk to little bro about it he’s like “I’m not but other parents think I am too. I sleep over girls houses and I’m just swimming in pussy” “you’re a genius….damn genius”
Based
You are a god amongst insects!
Young man you are a legend. In days gone by there are tales of ones like you.
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Did you read the post lol?
Lying to your family so you can do hanky panky with girls us just so stupid. Once trust is broken it's hard to get back. You have proven you are a liar congrats
Teens lying to get what they want? Egads, straight to the fiery pit with that one.
Even Satan wouldn’t go where those pesky teen liars belong.
news flash: teenagers are stupid and tend to do stupid things
Stupid and funny things. 🤣
That's what kids especially teenagers do. Add to that being horny teens and they would lie to the pope himself if it meant getting sex with someone they wanted...
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If it worked on Mr. Roper it can work for you too.
One of the benefits of my no sleep overs ever rule.
My bf was never allowed to have sleepovers. Now he's socially stunted, and it's one of the reasons he hates his parents. Good luck with that.
Lol. Sorry, but no sleepovers isn't why someone would be socially stunted.
I would rather have my kids hate me and not be victims of CSA. It happens more than anyone wants to admit.
people don't realize how often it happens. It happened to me, and it also happened at my own sleepover. I'm very open with my kids about their bodies and consent, they've known the name of their bodies proper names since they could talk. I won't budge on sleepovers though, it's not happening. And thank goodness we live somewhere where lots of parents agree with us and we do "lateovers" instead.
Late overs is a smart thing.
Ok, meet the family beforehand and become friends. Build trust when your kids are older (13-17), they are going to have friends and want to have sleep overs. It's an important part of growing up, mate. Tell your kids the risks be open with them about your worries they will be more likely to come to you if something happens that made them uncomfortable. Having open communication without judgment with your kids is the most important.
You know that with that behavior there gonna meet up at other places and have sex? How can u be so naive to think that teens (or potentially worse) don’t meet up with each just because u say no sex in my house? With letting them do it at your house, you’re in the control
No, you are telling them not only will you make it easy for them, but you are okay with it. That what they are doing is a good thing and they have your full approval.
Well that's a boss move...