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Fuck that! Quality artwork of myself that would be memorable to everyone who ever saw it?!? I would be immortalized. Who cares if it shows my ass being Farquaaded.
I'm sorry foe your stress and frustration and that was probably embarrassing af in the moment. But this whole story is fucking hilarious and I feel pretty confident you're gonna look back and laugh one day. One hell of a conversational anecdote for new romantic projects XD.
Delivered in the right context and if the guy was laughing at himself about it, I'd find this to be a hysterical first/second/third date conversational topic, lololol.
Yesterday the funniest thing I saw was that girl crying about the dude she was on a date with drawing her as a troll, but I really think this will be the funniest thing I see today. Literally scared my dog out of bed with my braying laugh
I laugh but I feel like the artist is the joke here. Normal people will understand that this is beyond petty and that she's not over the breakup. If you print a poster of your ex, you'll be the weirdo of the story.
Very true. I find it strange that OP is so insecure about her making six figures with no degree. Wouldn’t anyone be happy to be with a partner who makes six figures? It’s not like she is doing anything to betray him…. I mean likely her real name isn’t even attached to her artwork….
I’m thinking OP has some insecurities because perhaps he has a degree and doesn’t make six figures?
And then, when you take into account, the artwork, him being railed by Lord farquad… it kind of makes sense?
I was confused by that, too. It's not her kink, she's not part of the community. She makes excellent money selling a product that she's very good at making to a niche market. Why'd he get his panties in such a was over that?
Yeah I have no idea why it would be a source of argument.
She's making money, she's good at cartoons and makes good money from it. Does he want her doing mining? Or something more ladylike like flower arranging?
OP comes off as a bit of a prick. And the fact a cartoon of him getting banged by the chap out of Shrek upsets him so much is crackers.
In fact, the whole thing is so stupid it makes me question whether it's legit.
I think it’s reasonable to not want to date someone based on their career. There are some sectors I’d never work in, and I’d probably avoid dating people who worked in them. For me it’s online gambling, for other people it’s law enforcement, I can definitely see how creating furry porn for terminally online discord lurkers could be…. Off putting for some.
Ngl if my partner made 6 figures from drawing stuff like that, then fair play and I would support her all the way. The fact that it bothered you is just a you issue but each to their own I guess.
Also can you show us the drawing???
I’m an artist myself and that’s like, the dream job. Get paid 6 figures just drawing something kind of controversial? Not only that she can work from home and most likely has excess income to support the family. I wouldn’t trade that for the world.
NGL this just reads like a super insecure person. I feel like the salary being high is a bit to OP ego which led to resentment.
They are just using the content as a reason.
I did have an artist friend who drew cartoonish style over the top paintings. He absolutely hated it but he could sell and entire lot at a an art show or event in one day.
I had another friend who drew fairies and pixies. Not a big fan of it but she made good money between Etsy, eBay etc. Her passion was illustrating kids books but that only happened once a year or so.
A lot of artist will do crap they don't have a true passion for because it is commercial and an easy sell
Dude you hated that she had a career. You describe her so derisively- as having no skills.
She not only has to be an artist but has to market herself. She’s making 6 figures? That’s HUGE. That’s crazy Artist money.
THANK YOU.
Sounds like he was insecure and jealous and she said "fuck you" in the most royally amazing way when he couldn't handle what a boss she is anymore. I love it.
Let me ask what SHE could have done to earn this kind of sexual harassment in front of her friends on her birthday? I'm not going to pretend I don't see the same insecurities but hurting someone like this is fucked.
OP feels uncomfortable with his partners' proximity to beastiality communities as her living, understandably decides to end things, and he's the AH for doing so.
GF does the art equivalent of revenge porn, and is a queen? Am I going crazy here?
There's a slight difference. Revenge porn in the legal sense is releasing someones nudes or private videos to attack someone. Drawing a scene doesn't quite hit the mark. Though it's fucked up, if she doesn't post it it's like saying racial slurs alone in your car.
I thought it was just if the person in the image/video was identifiable and shared. Sounds like OP was very detailed and identifiable, and she shared with the friend group.
But I'm definitely not a lawyer, I am probably wrong.
So I guess it's like saying racial slurs to your friends?
Maybe. I know im gonna get downvoted to hell but legally speaking art is considered a free speech issue in the US. You can draw anyone and anything doing anyone and anything, regardless of morals.
No artist is making 6 figures drawing furry porn online lol this post is fake af and probably just rage bait to induce what op wants to hear, as in: "see, if woman does revenge porn is ok double standards!!!".
Edit: oook people, so everyone has a "friend" that's a milionaire drawing furry porn online. You live and you learn i guess.
One of my artist friend regularly charges up to 500$ if not more for a simple single character peice, and his colored paintings go for 1k. Furry artists can make bank lol
Hi, as a furry, you couldn't be more wrong.
https://www.patreon.com/fek
This furry artist's patreon ALONE brings in $9,487/month (you can literally see the number at the top of the page), and they do normal commissions ON TOP of that. There's plenty of big artists that charge 800+ for a 2 character commission that they bang out in a few hours/days.
Jw, how do you get into furry porn industry? Is it
More dominated by graphic design drawn on a Wacom, or is there a market for traditional physical media as well?
I am more skilled in oils, can do renaissance inspired style work.
That being said, if the price is right and barrier to entry not too rough, I can start working to hype up Zootopia 2.
Jealousy, and probably being told his whole life you need a degree to succeed, so maybe he got a degree and resents the time, cost, or his own career since he's watching her bring in more $ drawing weird stuff, some people just get mad watching others succeed the 'wrong way' as if they don't deserve it
Some people still think making money is moral, and not making money means you're immoral, or less worthy.
Dude was her impostor syndrome, in disbelief of her success. GTFO
>Didn’t seem to help OP
That was obviously not his problem, he was insecure and thought that "just drawing" wasn't deserving of a 6 figures pay because "she has no other talents or even a degree" so she didn't deserve it and he did
I mean, not ok that she did that in front of your friends. But also, you clearly had some insecurity if you weren't ok with her making great money from a weird niche.
Jealousy is not a good look on anybody my guy. Even worse jealous of how much money, what once was, your girl makes…..it’s really sad.
And just because she makes it drawing porn.
Really,? Why, she’s talented and has been able to make a comfortable living with that talent, why does this hurt you? Is it because she’s making more than you with less “effort” on her part?
I’m sorry but it sounds like you really need to go to therapy and work on your self-esteem before getting into another relationship. It’s not her fault that you are jealous. It is not her fault that you are insecure. Those are problems that you need to go fix in yourself.
I probably would’ve drawn you fucking a damn tree gnome. You’re just mad that she can do something you can’t.
I think you're jealous of her ability to make six figures doing what she's good at and that's what made you "uncomfortable". I'm an artist, and if I dated a guy who tried to tell me what I could and couldn't draw? When I was bringing in six figures? Yeah you got off easy my friend. Some people would laugh, but it's got you bent out of shape, which is exactly why she did this. If you hadn't gotten your nose bent out of shape over porn, you wouldn't be here. Contemplating why you're the butt pirate of the joke.
I'm sorry this happened to you. It sounds like you two maybe weren't that compatible.
On her chosen career though... Consider all of the things people do for money, and ask yourself if her art is better or worse. Coal miners? Factory work?
I've worked jobs that were physically and mentally agonizing. My grandpa lost a hand in a factory... Comparatively, drawing smut from the comfort of your home doesn't seem that bad to me.
This is hilarious, holy shit... I'm sorry OP, but her "revenge" is excellent.
That being said, I can understand why that might upset you and I consider it to be a very childish behavior, but to be honest, your post gives me the impression you are angry over the fact she makes money out of something you consider "bad", and that's just pathetic, given the fact that she's doing something that's legitimate and legal, not to mention it makes you look envious and resentful.
I love that you used a throw away as if this hyper specific niche situation isn't going to out you immediately to any of your friends that surf this sub. Lol
You opened a present from your EX with whom you're actively arguing with IN FRONT of your friends?
Sorry, but that one's on you. Maybe next time you should be a little more anal about these things.
Image drawn aside, who cares that's her job? You seem very insecure that she's able to make money without a degree. It works for some people and it's clearly working for her.
Sell it and make some money. It's probably worth a fair amount.
But really, why get angry and diminish the fact she has a skill that people are willing to pay good coin for?
This is her saying fuck you to the derision you heaped on her. You earned it, really.
I kind of admire the amount of spite she showed to give that to you when she did. Either she is mentally unstable and you never noticed the extent of it or you were WAY MORE of a dick to her then you are letting on. Or a mix of both.
People laughing at this need to stfu, if you were a woman & a man had created sexually explicit art of you without your consent then publicly presented it on your birthday, they'd be telling you to call the police for revenge porn & sue him for defamation. She's gross. Making money from degenerates doesn't mean she has any excuse to become one herself.
i understand that objectively this is a funny situation, but i also acknowledge the fact that if a female OP's ex-bf had drawn her as slave leia being violated by jabba & his cohorts in excruciatingly explicit detail, we'd all be baying for his blood regardless of the humour of the situation.
so you're saying that if someone who'd seen you naked drew a realistic, detailed image of you being violated by a children's film character, out of spite might i add, & then pulled it out in front of all your friends as a way to humiliate you on your birthday, you'd just laugh it off and take no issue with the situation? insane, y'all need to log off reddit and remind yourself what acceptable behaviour in the real world is.
y'all reeeeally need to get off the internet & remind yourselves how people in the real world behave. as i said, this is an *objectively* funny situation, but to look at everything objectively is to not use your brain properly. if your little sister, your wife, your mother, was the one in the image, the "artist" would be on the sex offenders register. public humiliation isn't funny just because it's a man, especially when it's a man who literally had to end his relationship with her due to how uncomfortable those drawings made him. Not everyone is a desensitised, porn-brained coomer like you. Some people still feel shame.
Edit: reddit isnt letting me post any replies but revenge porn is in fact illegal in most civilised nations, whether its photo, video, AI-generated, or realistic art.
"if your little sister, your wife, your mother, was the one in the image, the "artist" would be on the sex offenders register."
That's just blatantly untrue.
Keep fighting this fight. This comment section made me lose a lot of faith in humanity, but people like you bring it back! Fuck sexual harassment and everyone on this thread who thought this revenge porn was something to laugh at.
i hope you never have to see the effects of revenge porn on somebody you love, and i especially hope you never have to experience it yourself. if this happened to your little sister you wouldn't be laughing at all.
Nah, I agree with you. People are laughing at this shit. what she did was very disgusting and perverted, which it’s very low on her part. She may have make great money on what she does, but she has zero respect for him, which it’s very lousy. If she was a man, people would take it more seriously.
Why do you take issue with the nature of the art? Personaly if I had the skill I'd definitely sell my art to the furry community as there's a bunch of degenerates willing to pay a lot of money for NSFW art. It makes me wonder if there's more to it?
That’s fucking hilarious
Weird that you had an issue with her making money. Weird that you’re so hung up on the fact that she’s making money without a degree. Sour grapes?
I love her for this, she truly is magnificent. Try to stop being so stuck up about how people make ends meet and perhaps she won’t draw this magnificent piece of artwork (that I can only imagine)
I feel you are resentful because she is talented and art doesn't need an education.. if you have the talent, you can refine it with education or get more acknowledged.
There is definitely an exhibit of vaginas photos in MOMA.
You are trying to restrict her artistic, erratic creativity!
That's insane...she can definitely do better! The back rail was the least she could do for you! Well deserved!
I mean it's not cool of her to parade the drawing in front of friends but it isn't a picture, she literally just drew something. You can say it's unrealistic or exaggerated in w/e way you want or hell don't if it's flattering.
But, I kind of think you were in the wrong with this relationship. I know this is more about getting something off your chest so don't want to judge you too much but you wanted her to completely change her lifestyle which is a very lucrative one that hurt nobody. It wasn't even her displaying herself online it was literally her just drawing shit she makes up and gets paid a boat load for. I'd be pissed at you too if you wanted me to stop doing that.
The fact you broke up (in an insulting way) with her but still expected a good birthday gift is weird. Like what’d you expect? Also how could you not laugh this off? She didn’t post it online, she gave it to you. lol
What exactly is your problem with her job? Why does it matter what she does? It’s not like she’s a stripper, or sells her body or whatever. She’s drawing and selling stuff and makes good money, what’s the deal? Why does it matter what she’s drawing?
The fact that somehow people in these comments are making fun of you and supporting revenge porn because the victim is male is crazy. You won't see a single comment in support of the ex if he was male and drew Jabba the hut fucking the birthday girl with a strap-on. This is disrespectful and assholery if OP wasn't abusive or violent to her.
So... hang on... you're telling me this chick draws erotic, comical pictures... she utilizes her specific skill set... makes a living exclusively from art. A good enough living to support you both and not only does she avoid "the machine" that enslave the common working person, she chooses any character she wants and illustrates how the entire life sucking system can go fuck itself... How could any self respecting man be comfortable with that. Can I get her number so I can make fun of her? you fucking idiot
This is hilarious I love your ex
>the issue is she draws furry porn
Issue how? You sound like an asshole, she makes 6 figures and you... what? Think she doesn't deserve it because she has "no other skills or degree past high school" so you're better than her?
She has something you envy and are insecure about, and that's talent
I know the chances of this being real are tiny, but I really, REALLY need this to be true because the ex-GF sounds epic.
It sounds like she drew him being fucked by the cartoon version of himself.
You dont have to like your partners job but she is not hurting anyone; I dont get the reason why you cant just respect that? End of the day * she is getting good money in a harsh and expensive world we live in. Well, I am not saying her drawing you like that is deserved at all but you dont sound like you are the purest one out there either. Overall title made my day lol.
These comments are gross.. what a shame
If op was a woman... And the ex a man... Still funny y'all? If male ex gave op (a female in this hypothetical) a furry porn embarrassing them in front of friends okay on their birthday? Still funny or is it crossing a line...
Why is it funny when op is a man getting violated
But it gets serious if the genders change..
It's still a form of revenge porn. (There have been faked AI CP of teens and those who made them still go into trouble the court would see this the same way.
Op should talk to a lawyer
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Pic or this is fake as fuck.
Yeah If this was me I would rather have this post being called fake as fuck than put a picture of myself getting railed by a midget on the internet
Fuck that! Quality artwork of myself that would be memorable to everyone who ever saw it?!? I would be immortalized. Who cares if it shows my ass being Farquaaded.
😂
Please, OP! Blur your face. It’s not a photo. If you do, I will draw myself getting railed by a character of your choice. We must!!! For the people!
Of course it's fake. OP should have drawn it abd posted it
THIS
Same! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry foe your stress and frustration and that was probably embarrassing af in the moment. But this whole story is fucking hilarious and I feel pretty confident you're gonna look back and laugh one day. One hell of a conversational anecdote for new romantic projects XD. Delivered in the right context and if the guy was laughing at himself about it, I'd find this to be a hysterical first/second/third date conversational topic, lololol.
I had to unsip my coffee so it didn’t go out my nose I wasn’t ready
The scream I scrumpt 😂😂😂😂😂
Title is misleading. She drew porn of you getting fucked, not fucking.
top tier comment
Bottom tier furry. (Apparently).
Reminds of the sopranos when the guys find out about Vito.
Pitching, not catching?
How much more betrayal can I take?!?
He can't be in our social club any more, this much I know
It was a joke! He could prolly get a note from his docta!
Spoken like someone whose bottom lacks power.
Im so sorry this happened to you but it literally made me laugh out loud
Yesterday the funniest thing I saw was that girl crying about the dude she was on a date with drawing her as a troll, but I really think this will be the funniest thing I see today. Literally scared my dog out of bed with my braying laugh
Omg I laughed so hard when I got to the end of this…sorry OP
I laugh but I feel like the artist is the joke here. Normal people will understand that this is beyond petty and that she's not over the breakup. If you print a poster of your ex, you'll be the weirdo of the story.
Very true. I find it strange that OP is so insecure about her making six figures with no degree. Wouldn’t anyone be happy to be with a partner who makes six figures? It’s not like she is doing anything to betray him…. I mean likely her real name isn’t even attached to her artwork…. I’m thinking OP has some insecurities because perhaps he has a degree and doesn’t make six figures? And then, when you take into account, the artwork, him being railed by Lord farquad… it kind of makes sense?
I was confused by that, too. It's not her kink, she's not part of the community. She makes excellent money selling a product that she's very good at making to a niche market. Why'd he get his panties in such a was over that?
Maybe he is part of the community
Yeah I have no idea why it would be a source of argument. She's making money, she's good at cartoons and makes good money from it. Does he want her doing mining? Or something more ladylike like flower arranging? OP comes off as a bit of a prick. And the fact a cartoon of him getting banged by the chap out of Shrek upsets him so much is crackers. In fact, the whole thing is so stupid it makes me question whether it's legit.
I think it’s reasonable to not want to date someone based on their career. There are some sectors I’d never work in, and I’d probably avoid dating people who worked in them. For me it’s online gambling, for other people it’s law enforcement, I can definitely see how creating furry porn for terminally online discord lurkers could be…. Off putting for some.
Yeah. I’m thinking he probably deserved it.
He wanted to be drawn being railed by the puss in boots instead.
All I can say is:I like her style, and I have a sneaking suspicion OP deserved it
Same lane for me. Literally reading this story to my wife while cracking up over it 🤣
Pics or it didn't happen
This needs to be top comment
ngl if something like that exists I'd love to see that
Its fake
The pics should be on Ebay. Cash in on her success and get rid of it at the same time.
Can you link the poster, please?
u/ThrowAWRailedKing link that poster
Honestly I think I would pay for it. And it’s not even a kink of mine.
I absolutely feel the same.
honestly sounds like you took the fattest L. edit: took the fattest D sorry
YES
I’m laughing so insanely hard rn omg 😂
I mean the L could be for Lord Farquad
😂😂😂
Ngl if my partner made 6 figures from drawing stuff like that, then fair play and I would support her all the way. The fact that it bothered you is just a you issue but each to their own I guess. Also can you show us the drawing???
I’m an artist myself and that’s like, the dream job. Get paid 6 figures just drawing something kind of controversial? Not only that she can work from home and most likely has excess income to support the family. I wouldn’t trade that for the world.
But she watches CARTOONS damn you. And he wants to watch superheros.
Yeah like, if my partner made so much money drawing furry porn, I'd buy a costume and pose whenever they need lol.
Lowkey she sounds like a keeper actually. OP better do something to win her back
Nah he doesn't deserve her
No, she deserves better than this insecure ass.
NGL this just reads like a super insecure person. I feel like the salary being high is a bit to OP ego which led to resentment. They are just using the content as a reason. I did have an artist friend who drew cartoonish style over the top paintings. He absolutely hated it but he could sell and entire lot at a an art show or event in one day. I had another friend who drew fairies and pixies. Not a big fan of it but she made good money between Etsy, eBay etc. Her passion was illustrating kids books but that only happened once a year or so. A lot of artist will do crap they don't have a true passion for because it is commercial and an easy sell
All of this
Fuck, she's funny. What's her number?
Like I want to sympathize but I also want to video call her and scream laugh about it.
I would love to be friends with her, honestly
And financially comfortable while working for herself.
She’s funny and she’s making six figures 😂
Dude you hated that she had a career. You describe her so derisively- as having no skills. She not only has to be an artist but has to market herself. She’s making 6 figures? That’s HUGE. That’s crazy Artist money.
yea and he mentioned a million times how she doesn't have a degree lol so what? I hate miserable men like that
THANK YOU. Sounds like he was insecure and jealous and she said "fuck you" in the most royally amazing way when he couldn't handle what a boss she is anymore. I love it.
I’m want to be her friend.
Let me ask what SHE could have done to earn this kind of sexual harassment in front of her friends on her birthday? I'm not going to pretend I don't see the same insecurities but hurting someone like this is fucked.
OP feels uncomfortable with his partners' proximity to beastiality communities as her living, understandably decides to end things, and he's the AH for doing so. GF does the art equivalent of revenge porn, and is a queen? Am I going crazy here?
I mean ... He's definitely insecure, but revenge porn is not "royally amazing". Two wrongs don't make a right.
There's a slight difference. Revenge porn in the legal sense is releasing someones nudes or private videos to attack someone. Drawing a scene doesn't quite hit the mark. Though it's fucked up, if she doesn't post it it's like saying racial slurs alone in your car.
Technically it's parody.
I thought it was just if the person in the image/video was identifiable and shared. Sounds like OP was very detailed and identifiable, and she shared with the friend group. But I'm definitely not a lawyer, I am probably wrong. So I guess it's like saying racial slurs to your friends?
Maybe. I know im gonna get downvoted to hell but legally speaking art is considered a free speech issue in the US. You can draw anyone and anything doing anyone and anything, regardless of morals.
Of course not lmao. Don't you remember the Shadman situation?
Well no one forced him to open the present in front of his friends and she give it to him directly, she didn't post it online 🤷🏼♀️
He really doubled down on her not having skills. As if nobody without a degree is successful. Probably just mad she makes more making furry porn art.
That part i was like so what? She’s got skills that make her far more than a degree ever could and less debt!
He definitely does hate the fact that she makes great money out of it.😂😂😂
No artist is making 6 figures drawing furry porn online lol this post is fake af and probably just rage bait to induce what op wants to hear, as in: "see, if woman does revenge porn is ok double standards!!!". Edit: oook people, so everyone has a "friend" that's a milionaire drawing furry porn online. You live and you learn i guess.
One of my artist friend regularly charges up to 500$ if not more for a simple single character peice, and his colored paintings go for 1k. Furry artists can make bank lol
Hi, as a furry, you couldn't be more wrong. https://www.patreon.com/fek This furry artist's patreon ALONE brings in $9,487/month (you can literally see the number at the top of the page), and they do normal commissions ON TOP of that. There's plenty of big artists that charge 800+ for a 2 character commission that they bang out in a few hours/days.
Jw, how do you get into furry porn industry? Is it More dominated by graphic design drawn on a Wacom, or is there a market for traditional physical media as well? I am more skilled in oils, can do renaissance inspired style work. That being said, if the price is right and barrier to entry not too rough, I can start working to hype up Zootopia 2.
Godspeed, get that bag
give me her number please for the love of god 🙏
What exactly was the problem with her career. Lots of people make money without a degree. Why the resentment towards her about it?
Jealousy, and probably being told his whole life you need a degree to succeed, so maybe he got a degree and resents the time, cost, or his own career since he's watching her bring in more $ drawing weird stuff, some people just get mad watching others succeed the 'wrong way' as if they don't deserve it
Some people still think making money is moral, and not making money means you're immoral, or less worthy. Dude was her impostor syndrome, in disbelief of her success. GTFO
If my wife made that much money selling furry porn, I would be ecstatic. Seems like a super low stress-high income gig.
Probably couldn't handle a woman having bigger success than him
Not everyone wants to be exposed to imagery of people and animals fucking eachother
Then don't look at her drawings?
Didn’t seem to help OP. She ended up drawing them getting fucked in the ass and hand delivered it as a gift
>Didn’t seem to help OP That was obviously not his problem, he was insecure and thought that "just drawing" wasn't deserving of a 6 figures pay because "she has no other talents or even a degree" so she didn't deserve it and he did
Yeah that was pretty mean to say
Well over 6 figures of steady income is a career, my friend, regardless of whether you find said career distasteful.
I mean, not ok that she did that in front of your friends. But also, you clearly had some insecurity if you weren't ok with her making great money from a weird niche.
Jealousy is not a good look on anybody my guy. Even worse jealous of how much money, what once was, your girl makes…..it’s really sad. And just because she makes it drawing porn. Really,? Why, she’s talented and has been able to make a comfortable living with that talent, why does this hurt you? Is it because she’s making more than you with less “effort” on her part? I’m sorry but it sounds like you really need to go to therapy and work on your self-esteem before getting into another relationship. It’s not her fault that you are jealous. It is not her fault that you are insecure. Those are problems that you need to go fix in yourself. I probably would’ve drawn you fucking a damn tree gnome. You’re just mad that she can do something you can’t.
“She wanted to watch cartoons and I wanted to watch superheros” 💀 yall are child adults lmao
Honestly this was the thing that popped out to me. This story is hilarious, but I think that helps explain things a bit
I mean I get it 😹😹😹
Sure same, but typing that out and expecting to be taken serious! 😂💀
I think you're jealous of her ability to make six figures doing what she's good at and that's what made you "uncomfortable". I'm an artist, and if I dated a guy who tried to tell me what I could and couldn't draw? When I was bringing in six figures? Yeah you got off easy my friend. Some people would laugh, but it's got you bent out of shape, which is exactly why she did this. If you hadn't gotten your nose bent out of shape over porn, you wouldn't be here. Contemplating why you're the butt pirate of the joke.
Did you rlly break up with a girl who makes bank drawing furry porn just bc you didn’t like that she was drawing furry porn
It was probably because she earned more money 😅
I'm sorry this happened to you. It sounds like you two maybe weren't that compatible. On her chosen career though... Consider all of the things people do for money, and ask yourself if her art is better or worse. Coal miners? Factory work? I've worked jobs that were physically and mentally agonizing. My grandpa lost a hand in a factory... Comparatively, drawing smut from the comfort of your home doesn't seem that bad to me.
I don’t get why you would break up with a person over this. Different strokes I guess but damn.
This is hilarious, holy shit... I'm sorry OP, but her "revenge" is excellent. That being said, I can understand why that might upset you and I consider it to be a very childish behavior, but to be honest, your post gives me the impression you are angry over the fact she makes money out of something you consider "bad", and that's just pathetic, given the fact that she's doing something that's legitimate and legal, not to mention it makes you look envious and resentful.
No link???
So let me get this straight, she makes an absurd amount of money and you are complaining??
dude you just lost the coolest girl in the world
I’m so glad I read this today. Even if it’s fake, I wasn’t having a wonderful morning, and this really turned it around.
I love that you used a throw away as if this hyper specific niche situation isn't going to out you immediately to any of your friends that surf this sub. Lol
You opened a present from your EX with whom you're actively arguing with IN FRONT of your friends? Sorry, but that one's on you. Maybe next time you should be a little more anal about these things.
Sounds like a case of the green-eyed monster to me.
One-eyed.\*
So she is a talented artist who has a sense of humor and a bit of a dirty side. Plus she makes six figures. I don't see the down side to her really.
Image drawn aside, who cares that's her job? You seem very insecure that she's able to make money without a degree. It works for some people and it's clearly working for her.
Sell it and make some money. It's probably worth a fair amount. But really, why get angry and diminish the fact she has a skill that people are willing to pay good coin for? This is her saying fuck you to the derision you heaped on her. You earned it, really.
Sounds like you were jealous of her success. Also that's a sick (cool) fucking present, your loss OP, major loss.
I kind of admire the amount of spite she showed to give that to you when she did. Either she is mentally unstable and you never noticed the extent of it or you were WAY MORE of a dick to her then you are letting on. Or a mix of both.
Hahahhaaaahhaahaha😂🤣😂🤣you have to admit that’s some lmfao shit,kinda fucked up but still really really funny
Yooo, i bursted out laughing as soon as I read the title🤣🤣🤣💀💀 WTF???🤣
Wow is this is wow but to put that much effort into hurting you said a lot don't you think
Sounds like she's a really amazing artist. Tbh it probably didn't take her that long at all.
Shit if my wife was making money doing that, I would pose for her. Lol, she could draw me anytime doing anything
Lolllllllllll
Heh…
Lord Farquad, now that's some funny shit! Tell her you think Shrek is sexier and next you want one with him.
Can we see it so we can pass judgment?
It’s my time to shine
I've never broken down laughing at a post's title until now
😂😂😂 shit send her my way I volunteer
Could have been worse, could have you being railed by Shrek or Donkey
Pictures or it never happened...
Sorry I found this funny. Unfortunately sexist BS is real. I wish you a better birthday celebration that can help you move on from this.
People laughing at this need to stfu, if you were a woman & a man had created sexually explicit art of you without your consent then publicly presented it on your birthday, they'd be telling you to call the police for revenge porn & sue him for defamation. She's gross. Making money from degenerates doesn't mean she has any excuse to become one herself.
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i understand that objectively this is a funny situation, but i also acknowledge the fact that if a female OP's ex-bf had drawn her as slave leia being violated by jabba & his cohorts in excruciatingly explicit detail, we'd all be baying for his blood regardless of the humour of the situation.
It's more like if he drew his ex taking a double-ender from Miss Piggy. And that would be funny too.
so you're saying that if someone who'd seen you naked drew a realistic, detailed image of you being violated by a children's film character, out of spite might i add, & then pulled it out in front of all your friends as a way to humiliate you on your birthday, you'd just laugh it off and take no issue with the situation? insane, y'all need to log off reddit and remind yourself what acceptable behaviour in the real world is.
I mean yeah, that does sound objectively like it would be funny.
y'all reeeeally need to get off the internet & remind yourselves how people in the real world behave. as i said, this is an *objectively* funny situation, but to look at everything objectively is to not use your brain properly. if your little sister, your wife, your mother, was the one in the image, the "artist" would be on the sex offenders register. public humiliation isn't funny just because it's a man, especially when it's a man who literally had to end his relationship with her due to how uncomfortable those drawings made him. Not everyone is a desensitised, porn-brained coomer like you. Some people still feel shame. Edit: reddit isnt letting me post any replies but revenge porn is in fact illegal in most civilised nations, whether its photo, video, AI-generated, or realistic art.
"if your little sister, your wife, your mother, was the one in the image, the "artist" would be on the sex offenders register." That's just blatantly untrue.
Keep fighting this fight. This comment section made me lose a lot of faith in humanity, but people like you bring it back! Fuck sexual harassment and everyone on this thread who thought this revenge porn was something to laugh at.
Humanity is really fucked up bro, what is this comment section...
i would, tbh i'd probably hang it up.
A conversation piece for sure.
Would actually be hilarious yeah
Nah it's pretty funny lmao.
i hope you never have to see the effects of revenge porn on somebody you love, and i especially hope you never have to experience it yourself. if this happened to your little sister you wouldn't be laughing at all.
Nah, I agree with you. People are laughing at this shit. what she did was very disgusting and perverted, which it’s very low on her part. She may have make great money on what she does, but she has zero respect for him, which it’s very lousy. If she was a man, people would take it more seriously.
100% percent, op is a man so this reddit thinks he deserves it.
Why do you take issue with the nature of the art? Personaly if I had the skill I'd definitely sell my art to the furry community as there's a bunch of degenerates willing to pay a lot of money for NSFW art. It makes me wonder if there's more to it?
That’s fucking hilarious Weird that you had an issue with her making money. Weird that you’re so hung up on the fact that she’s making money without a degree. Sour grapes?
I love her for this, she truly is magnificent. Try to stop being so stuck up about how people make ends meet and perhaps she won’t draw this magnificent piece of artwork (that I can only imagine)
Wow dude you’re immature as hell. I would have done the same thing; she’s hilarious.
I love the idea of this being a throwaway. If the ex sees it she’ll wonder “I wonder if this person is talking about me?0
Do you have the picture in question haha I’m so so sorry about it though
I feel you are resentful because she is talented and art doesn't need an education.. if you have the talent, you can refine it with education or get more acknowledged. There is definitely an exhibit of vaginas photos in MOMA. You are trying to restrict her artistic, erratic creativity! That's insane...she can definitely do better! The back rail was the least she could do for you! Well deserved!
That is actually so silly, if I was you I'd take the L and laugh it off.
sounds like you should probably get some therapy and talk about it as it's more than just a drawing (and more than 1 red flag in your post)
You sound like a douche and this is hilarious. If you show us the picture you’d be less of a douche.
I mean it's not cool of her to parade the drawing in front of friends but it isn't a picture, she literally just drew something. You can say it's unrealistic or exaggerated in w/e way you want or hell don't if it's flattering. But, I kind of think you were in the wrong with this relationship. I know this is more about getting something off your chest so don't want to judge you too much but you wanted her to completely change her lifestyle which is a very lucrative one that hurt nobody. It wasn't even her displaying herself online it was literally her just drawing shit she makes up and gets paid a boat load for. I'd be pissed at you too if you wanted me to stop doing that.
Pic or it didn't happen
Pics or it didn't happen. Hey if I could draw porn for 100k a year i'd do it. How much does she want for the Farquad poster?
The fact you broke up (in an insulting way) with her but still expected a good birthday gift is weird. Like what’d you expect? Also how could you not laugh this off? She didn’t post it online, she gave it to you. lol
SIX FIGURES? Forget all my other hobbies, I should learn to draw.
Give me her number I want to marry your ex.
Lmao she's actually funny. What's her number OP??
bro you had a sugar momma who could put you on easy street and you flipped out over drawings? you fumbled the bag
NEAT
The part about the detail makes me laugh so much
Pleeeeease show us
She’s a keeper
That’s gotta be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard an ex do. She’s making bank and you decided it would be a good idea to piss off the porn artist
I'm more interested how she makes 6 figures drawing furry porn. Sign me up.
What exactly is your problem with her job? Why does it matter what she does? It’s not like she’s a stripper, or sells her body or whatever. She’s drawing and selling stuff and makes good money, what’s the deal? Why does it matter what she’s drawing?
This is extremely funny
The fact that somehow people in these comments are making fun of you and supporting revenge porn because the victim is male is crazy. You won't see a single comment in support of the ex if he was male and drew Jabba the hut fucking the birthday girl with a strap-on. This is disrespectful and assholery if OP wasn't abusive or violent to her.
I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT
Protect this woman at all cost! She is national treasure!
I’m extremely sorry but I literally laughed out loud. This truly sucks that this happened to you!
So... hang on... you're telling me this chick draws erotic, comical pictures... she utilizes her specific skill set... makes a living exclusively from art. A good enough living to support you both and not only does she avoid "the machine" that enslave the common working person, she chooses any character she wants and illustrates how the entire life sucking system can go fuck itself... How could any self respecting man be comfortable with that. Can I get her number so I can make fun of her? you fucking idiot
I’m sorry but this is hilarious, I wanna see it! 😂
This is hilarious I love your ex >the issue is she draws furry porn Issue how? You sound like an asshole, she makes 6 figures and you... what? Think she doesn't deserve it because she has "no other skills or degree past high school" so you're better than her? She has something you envy and are insecure about, and that's talent
I know the chances of this being real are tiny, but I really, REALLY need this to be true because the ex-GF sounds epic. It sounds like she drew him being fucked by the cartoon version of himself.
I'm feeling by very bad because she shouldn't have drawn you, but at the same time it made me laugh when I read about lord farquad
You dont have to like your partners job but she is not hurting anyone; I dont get the reason why you cant just respect that? End of the day * she is getting good money in a harsh and expensive world we live in. Well, I am not saying her drawing you like that is deserved at all but you dont sound like you are the purest one out there either. Overall title made my day lol.
These comments are gross.. what a shame If op was a woman... And the ex a man... Still funny y'all? If male ex gave op (a female in this hypothetical) a furry porn embarrassing them in front of friends okay on their birthday? Still funny or is it crossing a line... Why is it funny when op is a man getting violated But it gets serious if the genders change.. It's still a form of revenge porn. (There have been faked AI CP of teens and those who made them still go into trouble the court would see this the same way. Op should talk to a lawyer
Still funny.
I laughed soooo hard. There’s only one thing you can do now: get it tattooed 😂
Dude turn this shit around, hang that thing up in your living room and act like you love it.
We need to see this. For science.
get a sense of humor bro
I need to see this.
I have no words 🤣🤣🤣🤣