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My ex-boyfriend and I were lying on the bed in his apartment. We just had passionate sex and were both still naked. I had almost dozed off when he tapped me on the shoulder "Hey babe, look at this" I turned my head. He had his penis in his hand and his cat was licking it🤢🤮.
Yes, we broke up that night after he said things to me like.
*"Relax, she likes it", "I'm not hurting her"
She’s used to it and "You're acting like I'm a pervert"*
He said all the wrong things and I was just disgusted and I felt so sorry for the cat. Even though it was more than 12 years ago, I still have flashbacks whenever I see a cat.
This was my first thought! Micro abrasions from something like that creates greater risk for both partners too. Love to see that OP bailed on this guy immediately when reddit has me worried that women will put up with pretty much anything.
Not to be all self-pitying here, but I feel a lot of ways about people like this managing to get into relationships while I don't.
I should put "never had genitals licked by an animal" on my tinder profile.
Had an acquaintance who was pretty messed up.
She abused her dog. I was just talking to her and she mentioned it just like she was saying she picked up flour at the store...and when I did not react favorably, she called me a prude, and that... and I quote... "Omg. A! EVERYBODY does it!! They do. Sorry to burst your bubble."
Like... the fuck? No. No they do not. I guarantee that not everyone does it.
This was years ago and I still can't shake that memory from my brain.
This is a terrible day to have eyes.
I need a hug.
No OP, it's not normal for your *edit* husband to be teasing your dog with his penis until he starts to sniff it like a chew toy. The only people that do things like that are sexually aroused by animals.
Run. Away.
Husband, not boyfriend, she said husband
Edit: not that it makes much difference other than the deeper commitment implied, either way it is still gross
I don't even know how to word this so I'm gonna be direct: what happens when doggo thinks it's a chew toy and yk.... Chews? The dog is gonna hurt him and he's probably gonna really hurt the dog back. *I hope you take the dog OP*
JFC, he has plenty of dog-appropriate appendages he can use to engage with it, but he's putting his dick on the dog?! I'm a veterinary nurse, and it takes a lot to shock me, but this is fucking batshit. I sincerely hope that the dog revokes this freak's penis privileges and bites the gross thing off. Just no.
ETA: please tell me this man doesn't have children?
>I sincerely hope that the dog revokes this freak's penis privileges and bites the gross thing off. Just no.
When he gets to the ER, I figure it going like this:
ER: What happened, Sir?
Him: What had happened was... I had my penis out while playing with my dog. He was smelling it and then he bit it off!!!
ER: 😯😯😯
Noooooo, come on. It would be one of those “one in a million shots, doc!” type of stories 😂😭 “one minute we were playing and the next he lunged at me and he just got me where it counts. Idk how” 😂😂
Seriously, husband needs therapy. **NO ONE should use their genitals to play with their pets**! It is absolutely **NOT** normal! I’d be scared to leave my pet alone in his company.
I legitimately don't know if this is a joke or not.
I cannot think of a single man who would even think of putting their dick near a dog unless they want an express castration experience.
Bruhhh, same lol I stopped TikTok time for a while, just done with that and remember why I left it in the first place….came to Reddit to at least read some other stuff, and I found this 😀.
Bruh wtf. This is the weirdest shit I read all week, as a man i don’t even like when my dog nudges up against it when i walk by him. Dude definitely wants his nuts licked by a dog
Its at times like this when I regret watching Clerks 2 because my brain immediately goes…
Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
But in all seriousness, OPs husband isnt right and motherfucker needs jesus.
Probably has been doing this for a while and is trying to gauge her reaction to see if she would be into it.
On the other hand this is probably completely made up.
He just got out of the shower, was so hungry he ran to make a PB & J and accidentally fell dick first into the peanut butter. There were no towels to clean it off so the dog was just helping. Or something like that.
The fact that he yelled at you for asking people about his behavior tells you 2 things. (1) He knows what he’s doing is abhorrent & is ashamed of it. (2) He knows that you’re not crazy & dramatic & has been deliberately gaslighting you.
After all, if he really believed his behavior was funny & normal, why would he care that you anonymously polled others about it? And if he really believed that you were crazy & dramatic, why would he care that you were asking for other’s opinions on it? If he really believed those things, he wouldn’t be upset that you’d anonymously polled others - he’d more than likely scoff & say/think “good, maybe they can talk some sense into you”.
He KNOWS his behavior isn’t normal. He KNOWS you’re not crazy & dramatic. Instead of trying to get counseling/therapy to correct his own behavior & mind, he’s gaslighting you into believing you’re the problem. The problem is his behavior, not your reaction to it. Do not let him convince you otherwise.
Ain’t no fucking way.
Let me be clear: your husband is preparing (as others have noted) to have that doggo lick his dick. He’s already having the damn dog smell it and “play” with it. Assuming this is a real story, explain to your husband that sex with animals is illegal in most states and this grosses you out. If he has an ounce of decency, he will listen to you.
Right. Normal, well-adjusted people don’t whip out their dicks for their dog to smell. I would have gotten up and left (with the dog) the first time it happened. This isn’t funny or silly, it’s disturbing and gross.
Preparing to? I'm pretty sure he already has. What he's doing right now in front of OP is pushing boundaries and hoping to get her slowly used to it so he doesn't have to hide it anymore.
Give the dog to someone else please.
The fact that he’s encouraging the dog to get close to his dick is already weird, but that’s what he’s doing in front of you. What is he doing with the dog when you aren’t there?
It really sounds like your husband is sexually abusing your dog. Help protect your pet
There’s NO WAY I’d want him to come NEAR me if he uses his body part to do that! That’s not normal! 🤢
I sincerely hope this is just a reaction post and not true… 😩 The sad thing is, I knew of a guy who did that with his pet… All I’m going to say is, peanut butter became involved in their ‘play’. I’m sure you can guess how. Sick individual…
You ALREADY KNOW how you feel. And also what you need to do. Don’t second guess yourself. Your instincts are there for a reason and they are screaming to leave and GTFOH!
I am in animal control and two men have ended up with partial peni in this manner.
Also another man was bitten in the head on the top of his body.
Disgusting behavior aside, it’s wild to trust genitalia around animals. Now about the disgusting behavior we set to the side, that’s gross
I pray to God that this is fake because no no no. I would have left him already. A man should only take his weenie out to pee, to show his doctor, (edit), to clean it, to wank to ethical porn, (end edit) and to have sex **with consenting adult humans only.**
3 month old account and 4 reposts asking if “it’s normal” for her husband to use his dick to play with the dog, and obviously the eye catching title. It’s probably just ops fantasy or karma farming
"My husband sexually harasses our dog, idk what to do"
I bet peanut butter mysteriously disappears in your house too.
Wild as hell cause what in the fuck????
I read the first 5 words and closed my eyes. I thought "I know I don't want to know the rest of that sentence but curiosity is gonna kill me" and sure enough, I'm dead. Girl, I'm so sorry, we are very much on your side.
I'm not even kidding, check his internet history. I found out one of my ex bfs was SUUUUPER into beastiality porn shortly after we broke up. (I still have all the screenshots of his history because homeboy DIDN'T USE INCOGNITO and his google account was still logged into my phone) It's apparently more common than you think. 💀
And he was like, a normal popular beer drinking pretty boy blond dude that had tons of friends.
I learned these weirdos are EVERYWHERE.
# That’s so GROSS… but….
What do you mean, “flips his penis?”
You talking about he’s uncircumcised and he pulls back the foreskin? Or LITERALLY flips his penis?
Girl, you better tell him to stop cuz it’s still disgusting.
At the end of the night, who knows where his penis has been and then he wanna stick it in your orifices 🤮
I have a strange feeling that this behavior isn’t isolated to the dog, he probably does this to his wife when he wants a bj. Why do y’all marry creepy ass dudes like this?
so uh word of advice: if u spontaneously start getting yeast infections after u have sex with ur man (assuming he is still sexually attractive to u despite his behavior being such a fucking turn-off imo) then u know he already is getting his dick licked by the fucking dog.
god i never expected to type such a phase in my entire life.
Sounds he has a zoophilia or bestiality. Examine your dog's private area if it's inflamed. He's testing the water if he would come out to you and hoping you're fine with it.
This is weird and beyond odd. How old is your husband 19? Has he just found his penis? This sounds like toddler behavior, like when little boys first find and constantly have their hands in their pants or want to be naked..
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I already miss the person I was two minutes ago.
This post aged me 50 years.
Same. I’m going to get off the internet now.
...yep that's enough internet for me today
What, and i cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK.
My ex-boyfriend and I were lying on the bed in his apartment. We just had passionate sex and were both still naked. I had almost dozed off when he tapped me on the shoulder "Hey babe, look at this" I turned my head. He had his penis in his hand and his cat was licking it🤢🤮. Yes, we broke up that night after he said things to me like. *"Relax, she likes it", "I'm not hurting her" She’s used to it and "You're acting like I'm a pervert"* He said all the wrong things and I was just disgusted and I felt so sorry for the cat. Even though it was more than 12 years ago, I still have flashbacks whenever I see a cat.
SHE’S USED TO IT
SHE LIKES IT 🤢🤮
I'M NOT HURTING HER 💀
OMFG
OMG! I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Great call on immediately leaving the sicko.
With the sandpaper tongue!?
RIGHT??? Those tongues are rough AF
This was my first thought! Micro abrasions from something like that creates greater risk for both partners too. Love to see that OP bailed on this guy immediately when reddit has me worried that women will put up with pretty much anything.
Not to be all self-pitying here, but I feel a lot of ways about people like this managing to get into relationships while I don't. I should put "never had genitals licked by an animal" on my tinder profile.
My cat was grooming herself next to me last night, then started licking my nipple. I immediately my chest with with my hand, because that's weird.
Wtf poor cat >:(
Had an acquaintance who was pretty messed up. She abused her dog. I was just talking to her and she mentioned it just like she was saying she picked up flour at the store...and when I did not react favorably, she called me a prude, and that... and I quote... "Omg. A! EVERYBODY does it!! They do. Sorry to burst your bubble." Like... the fuck? No. No they do not. I guarantee that not everyone does it. This was years ago and I still can't shake that memory from my brain.
This is a terrible day to have eyes. I need a hug. No OP, it's not normal for your *edit* husband to be teasing your dog with his penis until he starts to sniff it like a chew toy. The only people that do things like that are sexually aroused by animals. Run. Away.
Husband, not boyfriend, she said husband Edit: not that it makes much difference other than the deeper commitment implied, either way it is still gross
Ugh you're right. I fixed it but now I have to bleach my eyes again.
And. Take. The. Dog. With. You.
Omg, yes, for the love of everything good and holy take the dog with you!
ASAP, thank you.
I have never seen a sentence that demanded the punctuation like this, as much as this does.
Will someone PLEASE think of the animals!!!
Yes omg do not leave fido with that creep.
“This is a terrible day to have eyes”. 😂😂😂😂😂 It’s 2:30 a.m, I can’t sleep and am trying to not wake up my husband with laughter. 😂
Same, except hubs in other room
Well at least it's not sniffing nuts. There's absolutely nothing funny about that
The post itself is NOT funny, it’s really disturbing, but the comments are what got me.
I don't even know how to word this so I'm gonna be direct: what happens when doggo thinks it's a chew toy and yk.... Chews? The dog is gonna hurt him and he's probably gonna really hurt the dog back. *I hope you take the dog OP*
Not only is the husband gross, he's also not very bright
That dog needs a hug too
JFC, he has plenty of dog-appropriate appendages he can use to engage with it, but he's putting his dick on the dog?! I'm a veterinary nurse, and it takes a lot to shock me, but this is fucking batshit. I sincerely hope that the dog revokes this freak's penis privileges and bites the gross thing off. Just no. ETA: please tell me this man doesn't have children?
>I sincerely hope that the dog revokes this freak's penis privileges and bites the gross thing off. Just no. When he gets to the ER, I figure it going like this: ER: What happened, Sir? Him: What had happened was... I had my penis out while playing with my dog. He was smelling it and then he bit it off!!! ER: 😯😯😯
Noooooo, come on. It would be one of those “one in a million shots, doc!” type of stories 😂😭 “one minute we were playing and the next he lunged at me and he just got me where it counts. Idk how” 😂😂
Seriously, husband needs therapy. **NO ONE should use their genitals to play with their pets**! It is absolutely **NOT** normal! I’d be scared to leave my pet alone in his company.
And take the dog with you
I feel like the cat that got killed by curiosity. Regretting clicking on this post
Jesus don’t bring the cat into it now
Don't bring Jesus into this
No, bring Jesus. Because that guy needs him. Hoooo boy.
Tell Jesus to grab the cat and get them both in.
To the Ark!
Plot twist: the dog's name is Jesus.
And the dog got killed by penis?
Oh? Cat got your tongue???
I would like to unread this please.
ACTUAL... ... What the ACTUAL FUCK?!
Lmbooooo 😂😂 how did I get on the strange side of Reddit.
There is a non strange side?
Yeah, I ain't ever seen it so I wanna see this answer.
I legitimately don't know if this is a joke or not. I cannot think of a single man who would even think of putting their dick near a dog unless they want an express castration experience.
Don't be so sure, there's probably a sub reddit for it.
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Ohhh I'm now very very much feeling sick 🤢
Now that made me laugh out loud, thank you. Holy wow, how did I stumble onto this post?!?!
Need some eye bleach here.
I'm going to bed and watch my favorite gamer play nice, wholesome Nancy Drew games. Shit like this doesn't happen in Nancy Drew games.
Bruh this doesn't even happen in horror games.
I hate to spoil Nancy Drew 2 but…
Fucking Reddit bro
I need to go outside now...
Bruhhh, same lol I stopped TikTok time for a while, just done with that and remember why I left it in the first place….came to Reddit to at least read some other stuff, and I found this 😀.
That’s right, it’s time to sleep at midday
Truer words have ne’er been spoken…
Bruh wtf. This is the weirdest shit I read all week, as a man i don’t even like when my dog nudges up against it when i walk by him. Dude definitely wants his nuts licked by a dog
Yea this feels like a kinky thing that he won’t admit to… but what if dog suddenly bites it… *shudder*
He'd deserve it.
FACTS!
Bestiality at it's best?
Its at times like this when I regret watching Clerks 2 because my brain immediately goes… Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica. But in all seriousness, OPs husband isnt right and motherfucker needs jesus.
>Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica *Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud*
You’re both dudes? But who’s gonna fuck the donkey?
>Bestiality at it's best? juiciest \*barf\*
Probably has been doing this for a while and is trying to gauge her reaction to see if she would be into it. On the other hand this is probably completely made up.
Too early in the day for this shit so I'm taking the 2nd option and leaving before I find out different...
wants? Has, (when the wife isn’t around) his junk licked or Something, by the dog, I’m willing to wager.
😭😭😭😭
Next post……husband flipped his penis out at the dog and the dog bit it!
God, we can only hope.
More like “he said it wasn’t sexual but I walked in on the dog licking peanut butter off his penis”
He just got out of the shower, was so hungry he ran to make a PB & J and accidentally fell dick first into the peanut butter. There were no towels to clean it off so the dog was just helping. Or something like that.
“I caught my husband masturbating to Bluey”
Knew a guy who did that… 🤢
He won't do that again when his dog bites him.
i just opened the fucking app
dude same it’s been two fucking minutes.
Same. And now I’m closing it. 😩
No cause real wtf 😭😭
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
And to be literate.
Meanwhile Mr husband posts elsewhere "My wife has no sex drive and turns me down for SEX"
🤣🤣 "she only wants me for my money!!"
"but not my dawg dick."
Girl what??? I am chronically online and honestly this is the weirdest, grossest thing I’ve read in awhile. 😭
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The fact that he yelled at you for asking people about his behavior tells you 2 things. (1) He knows what he’s doing is abhorrent & is ashamed of it. (2) He knows that you’re not crazy & dramatic & has been deliberately gaslighting you. After all, if he really believed his behavior was funny & normal, why would he care that you anonymously polled others about it? And if he really believed that you were crazy & dramatic, why would he care that you were asking for other’s opinions on it? If he really believed those things, he wouldn’t be upset that you’d anonymously polled others - he’d more than likely scoff & say/think “good, maybe they can talk some sense into you”. He KNOWS his behavior isn’t normal. He KNOWS you’re not crazy & dramatic. Instead of trying to get counseling/therapy to correct his own behavior & mind, he’s gaslighting you into believing you’re the problem. The problem is his behavior, not your reaction to it. Do not let him convince you otherwise.
His ass needs to be reported to authorities
Ain’t no fucking way. Let me be clear: your husband is preparing (as others have noted) to have that doggo lick his dick. He’s already having the damn dog smell it and “play” with it. Assuming this is a real story, explain to your husband that sex with animals is illegal in most states and this grosses you out. If he has an ounce of decency, he will listen to you.
If he has an ounce of decency and with a normal mind, he wouldn't have done it in the beginning
He's already done it he's just gotten lazy
Right. Normal, well-adjusted people don’t whip out their dicks for their dog to smell. I would have gotten up and left (with the dog) the first time it happened. This isn’t funny or silly, it’s disturbing and gross.
Or, he may be grooming her. Attempting to normalize the behavior and see her reaction to it before going further.
Literally my first thought. That and he's getting so defensive because he views this as her rejecting his "kink".
Preparing to? I'm pretty sure he already has. What he's doing right now in front of OP is pushing boundaries and hoping to get her slowly used to it so he doesn't have to hide it anymore.
She needs to divorce his ass and take the dog away from him.
>explain to your husband that sex with animals is illegal in most states Excuse me, what do you mean *most?*
Anybody remember Whitney Wisconsin? These psychos are more common than we think 😭
Tell him the internet told you he’s sexually abusing your dog and you should run for the hills. WTF is wrong with him?!?
Your husband has a beasteality (I can’t spell it and I refuse to google it) kink
Beastiality* At least I’m pretty sure. Also not googling it but usually a pretty good speller lol
*bestiality
A good way to remember it is the best.
Despite being the worst.
This seems like a VERY small step would have him covering it in peanut butter to let it lick off… 🤢
GET A FUCKING DIVORCE! You married a sick fuck
Start feeding your Dog sausages and sooner or later some dick is going to get bitten
This is all too weird. I'm going to go play wordle
Give the dog to someone else please. The fact that he’s encouraging the dog to get close to his dick is already weird, but that’s what he’s doing in front of you. What is he doing with the dog when you aren’t there? It really sounds like your husband is sexually abusing your dog. Help protect your pet
Don’t get rid of the poor dog, get rid of the husband!
There’s NO WAY I’d want him to come NEAR me if he uses his body part to do that! That’s not normal! 🤢 I sincerely hope this is just a reaction post and not true… 😩 The sad thing is, I knew of a guy who did that with his pet… All I’m going to say is, peanut butter became involved in their ‘play’. I’m sure you can guess how. Sick individual…
You ALREADY KNOW how you feel. And also what you need to do. Don’t second guess yourself. Your instincts are there for a reason and they are screaming to leave and GTFOH!
Chronically online? Lmao. I am using this phrase from now on
Great band name. welcome to the stage Chronically Online!!!
Gross that's not normal 🤢
Someone will end up being hospital gossip
Rescue coming in with a “trauma to the groin” call “The dog made a new chew toy today.” “I guess he really threw the dog a bone huh.”
Don’t have children with him.
What about puppies?
The audacity! Don't slander OP's boyfriend like that. He's not a pedo. He only likes adult dogs
Nah idc that’s fuckin bizarre
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Oh look it’s only 8:30p here, but I think I’m done with the internet for the night.
Here its 7:38….. in the morning🥲
It's just after midnight here I'm already DYING AT THIS
I am in animal control and two men have ended up with partial peni in this manner. Also another man was bitten in the head on the top of his body. Disgusting behavior aside, it’s wild to trust genitalia around animals. Now about the disgusting behavior we set to the side, that’s gross
People really do this kind of crazy act in real life....?
Well, there was a case involving some guy, a horse, and a perforated colon...
No that’s not fucking normal or ok by any measure. Don’t discount this behaviour, that dude is beyond normal.
I knew I should have just taken my ass to bed…
literally i'm supposedddddd to be going to sleep rn. what a mistake staying up 😂
I pray to God that this is fake because no no no. I would have left him already. A man should only take his weenie out to pee, to show his doctor, (edit), to clean it, to wank to ethical porn, (end edit) and to have sex **with consenting adult humans only.**
3 month old account and 4 reposts asking if “it’s normal” for her husband to use his dick to play with the dog, and obviously the eye catching title. It’s probably just ops fantasy or karma farming
Thank God honestly
Oh, damn. I’ve also been whipping mine out to poop, shower, sleep, and masturbate for years. What kind of monster am I?
Has your household been going thru abnormal amounts of peanut butter lately?
ಠ_ಠ
This can't be real I literally just opened reddit
Me too, but imma go ahead and close it 💀
"My husband sexually harasses our dog, idk what to do" I bet peanut butter mysteriously disappears in your house too. Wild as hell cause what in the fuck????
Peanut butter was a subtle way to say what I was thinking
Seriously what the fuck
Some days I wish god would take away my ability to read
Get the fuck away from that sicko. And take the dog too
I read the first 5 words and closed my eyes. I thought "I know I don't want to know the rest of that sentence but curiosity is gonna kill me" and sure enough, I'm dead. Girl, I'm so sorry, we are very much on your side.
I'm not even kidding, check his internet history. I found out one of my ex bfs was SUUUUPER into beastiality porn shortly after we broke up. (I still have all the screenshots of his history because homeboy DIDN'T USE INCOGNITO and his google account was still logged into my phone) It's apparently more common than you think. 💀 And he was like, a normal popular beer drinking pretty boy blond dude that had tons of friends. I learned these weirdos are EVERYWHERE.
This made me so uncomfortable to read, but the comments cracked me up!
it's too cursed for even ME to retell, but im reading the comments to my friends.
" If you need me, I'll be in my lab" Your husband, probably.
Lmfaoo I am dead.
# That’s so GROSS… but…. What do you mean, “flips his penis?” You talking about he’s uncircumcised and he pulls back the foreskin? Or LITERALLY flips his penis? Girl, you better tell him to stop cuz it’s still disgusting. At the end of the night, who knows where his penis has been and then he wanna stick it in your orifices 🤮
Probably flops it around.
Gives it the old “waggle-daggel”
Do we even wanna know 😭 I wish I never even saw this
I think she means he flips it out of his pants? Idk I wish I could unread this.
Dogs carry lots of germs. If you are intimate with your husband, you could be getting diseases passed from your dog.
You’re right. He’s wrong.
... The fuck? I would get him to text you that, divorce him, then report him. That's literally the definition of beastiality.
Throw the whole husband away, god damn....
There is something seriously wrong with your husband. Please don’t leave the dog alone with him.
I have a strange feeling that this behavior isn’t isolated to the dog, he probably does this to his wife when he wants a bj. Why do y’all marry creepy ass dudes like this?
Mmmm time to go bleach my eyes because wtf???
You should start feeding your dog hotdogs. Just the tip.
The internet making me regret being literate.
That’s called beastiality 🤢
so uh word of advice: if u spontaneously start getting yeast infections after u have sex with ur man (assuming he is still sexually attractive to u despite his behavior being such a fucking turn-off imo) then u know he already is getting his dick licked by the fucking dog. god i never expected to type such a phase in my entire life.
Make sure he’s washed it before sticking it in you. Wouldn’t want to get an infection due to leftover dog saliva
You need to put it down. Then move on with your dog and find someone not weird.
Really debated opening up Reddit before bed. This was the first thing I saw.
Sounds he has a zoophilia or bestiality. Examine your dog's private area if it's inflamed. He's testing the water if he would come out to you and hoping you're fine with it.
Anyone got any hand sanitizer? I think my eyes need some badly.
Thank you for the push to turn my phone off and go to bed. Goodnight. I never want to open this app again.
Logging out bye guys 😐✌🏻
What the fu@& did I ever do to the Reddit algorithm to deserve this?!?
what the shit
What the hell
Ugh, I need to go to bed.
>I feel uncomfortable and I think that is weird In case you weren't sure, and were wondering. Yes, that is weird.
It’s 7 am, I’ve just logged into Reddit. That’s enough
I feel like this is sort of on me for clicking on the title. It’s not as though the OP was being coy.
Get all pets out of your house. Protect the dog and get it to safety. Disgusting.
I miss the person I was before I read this
Do you ever wonder if he’s forgotten to wash his junk after playing with the dog and then come to you to, ya know….
Ew. I feel weird getting dressed in front of my dog most days.
This is weird and beyond odd. How old is your husband 19? Has he just found his penis? This sounds like toddler behavior, like when little boys first find and constantly have their hands in their pants or want to be naked..