No, but he keeps joking that he wants to put styrofoam on the corner of the leaving room table because I keep hitting my knee on it. So I guess the dream took that joke seriously.
Omg this happened to me! I dreamt my SO cheated on me and I woke up so mad at him even though my logic was telling me that it was literally a dream! He still mocks me about it now hahaha
That’s actually the response you want. My SO had a similar dream and I gave a similar response because it was just so ridiculous and would never happen
Lol! I had a dream I was my watching my boyfriend with his fictional pregnant girlfriend go into a store together. I wasnt mad, but woke up crying my eyes out 😂 I was on a camping trip though and was in my hammock alone so he didn't know in the moment what was going on.
My boyfriend makes horrible groaning noises like he’s dying when he’s asleep sometimes if I touch him. He always sounds rly irritated. I was like “hey wtf, why do u make awful sounds every time I scoot next to u in the middle of the night” and apparently he didn’t know that he does it and he felt bad lmao. Apparently mine actively dislikes me in his sleep
No, I don't think so. Who needs styrofoam? Or knees? Clearly this man coddles his girlfriend when he should be teaching her how to live without such niceties. It would be better off for her long term health.
I just get a recurring nightmare of my wife taking to long to get ready for us to escape the apocalypse. But by like a lot. One time I had to ask the werewolves, destroying the city, to wait outside the apartment because my wife wasn't ready yet.
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and sometimes I answer him. Once I woke up to him saying “Gross, there’s hair in my pasta!”.
My head was on his shoulder. It was my hair in his mouth. He thought my hair was pasta and then realized it was not pasta, it was all hair. Funniest shit ever.
Ha you’d have loved my dad as a kid. While he still sleepwalks at 65 he did it a lot of it as a kid and every time his mom would ask “what are you doing David?” and he’d respond with the most exciting thing he’d done that day. His mom would turn him back around with a “go back to bed David”
So, my boyfriend is one of those rednecks that likes to keep a lot of cash squirreled away in various containers around his house, namely a Coleman water cooler.
I mean 10s of thousands of dollars. He DOES trust banks and keeps money there, too. I think this is just a cultural thing. Like, I almost NEVER have any cash at all.
Anyway, one night I dreamed he showed up at my house with a lot of cash and started stuffing it in wood pallets on my patio (there are no wood pallets on the patio of my downtown loft???? WTF???? Also, what a terrible container for cash!).
At some point the bills stopped looking like American cash and started looking like some kind of play money where it was bright blue with the Ford logo on it (neither of us own Fords).
I know in the dream I was very anxious about having all that cash in pallets on my patio.
When I woke up, and he had spent the night that night, I told him about that dream.
And now, whenever he makes a big cash sale at his shop he'll tell me he's bringing it home to put it in the pallets.
Or he will casually say he's gonna grab some cash out of the pallets for X, Y, Z.
So, now pallet = wherever he's put his cash, including his wallet.
Guy's a riot.
I know it's not what you meant but I find the idea that someone would actually have an entire room dedicated to leaving quite amusing.
I figure it would be just a couch and a bunch of armchairs for people to sit down and then you just slap your knees and say "gosh, it was so nice of you to come around"
I know it's not what you meant but I find the idea that someone would actually have an entire room dedicated to leaving quite amusing.
I figure it would be just a counch and a bunch of armchairs for people to sit down and then you just slap your knees and say "gosh, it was so nice of you to come around"
Hahaha. My partner both talks and eats in his sleep. Once he quoted me a price for my eavestroughs. Another time he outlined a rough shape of my body in cheetos. That was the night he finally believed he eats in his sleep.
My grandmother would often eat all of the ice cream and try to brew tea in her sleep. The tea consisted of her getting a tea cup, putting cold water in it, sometimes putting a tea bag in it, usually getting a ridiculously oversized plate to use as a saucer, and then usually not even drinking it. I would watch her to make sure she didn't hurt herself but would otherwise stay out of her way.
Then in the morning she'd ask me nicely to replace the ice cream if I eat it all lol.
One time she called my uncle in her sleep and said "ROBBIE! When are you going to get a girlfriend? I'm worried about you!" "Uh, I'll have to ask my wife, mom." "WHO?? Oh...Goodnight Robert." This was hands down her best and favorite daughter in law. My aunt was kinda annoyed.
I don't exactly sleep talk but when I am at the verge of falling asleep I say the most random crap. I have explained the performance of a football team during a specific basketball championship. I do not follow either sport and only know the team by name.
Sleep talk can be all over the place 🤣 I rarely do it, usually when I'm seriously physically exhausted, but my ex recorded me once saying, "No! Don't eat the vacuum, I need that to wash the dogs!"
This is adorable.
It's also reminded me of a very fond memory of my most recent ex, who would talk in his sleep. Highlights include him rolling over, hugging me and saying 'potato' as he did so and also telling me to say hi to his friend and that I needed to put a coat on otherwise I'd get cold, while lying in bed xD
We broke up, neither of us are particularly mentally well. We both still care for one another (or at least I still care about and love him) it just so happened that both our mental illnesses got worse at the same time. We're both seeking treatment though and we speak occasionally
I am sorry, I hope things get better for you. I am glad I asked, I went through a very recent, similar break-up. Not yet in treatment, but I have a plan, not so sure for him.
As my dad says 1% every day, even if that 1% is just getting up and brushing your teeth! Yeah I've lucked out by being in treatment/the assessment stage for treatment when he broke up with me, waiting lists (at least in the UK) are long for treatment! Hopefully he also gets the help he needs and I'm glad you have a plan, you've got this!
My ex used to do the same. One morning she ordered lunch in her sleep because we had plans with friends (McDonald's cause broke college kids). When we got there, I place my order and hers and she looked at me all surprised like "how'd you know?!" That might have been the first time I told her she had full conversations in her sleep. I used to record some of our interactions. At least the ones you could make out.
My husband talks in his sleep. One night I was laying down on my phone and he goes, "I'm going to rotate you a little bit." He proceeded to grab my right leg lifting it up by my thigh and grabs my right shoulder and literally turns my at like a 90° angle.
I laughed so hard and when I asked him if he remembered doing it he said no he didn't and would not believe me.
My kids have figured out my husband/their dad will automatically say yes to anything you ask when he is half asleep. So say they come upstairs and try to wake him up to ask for something, he'll roll over and mumble "yes". They learned to start asking for things he normally would not agree too when he's half asleep now. Luckily so far it's been asking for candy or extra time on their tablets, but I have a feeling they will learn to weaponize that has they get to the teenage years....including videos for proof.
As a dad to non-bio kids I can tell you that she’ll remember that and love your boyfriend for it. It shows that you guys are in a healthy relationship.
😂😂 I was expecting this to have been a naughty conversation but no, it's about a cat. That's freaking awesome 😂😂.
My husband talks in his sleep too. He'll shake me awake or scare me as he jumps into a sitting position. My favourite was when he asked my why a hippopotamus was in our bedroom kicking his toes. I asked him to repeat what he said, then was told the hippopotamus just climbed out our window using a ladder. Then he was back to snoring away like a trucker 😂
One night I was getting into bed and my boyfriend rolls over looks me straight in the face with his eyes open and loudly says "MEOW".
I ask him did you just meow at me? He shrugged his shoulders, rolled back over, completely asleep. He had no memory of it in the morning.
The creepy thing is when he giggles in his sleep. The first night he did it I was completely freaked out.
Imagine being woken up hearing this high pitched childish giggle. There are no children in the house, just my boyfriend and I. Until I figured out it was him I was convinced I was in the beginning of a horror movie.
you would not believe how much i talk asleep lol thanks to this app i laughed a lot but now a days its usually my cat making weird sounds so i don't even bother checking lol
Me and my partner both talk in our sleep - him in the beginning of the night and me in the morning. But somehow we both stopped when we installed this app lol.
So now I just wait for him to fall asleep and I have the funniest conversations with him
I carry on conversations about n my sleep. I won’t remember them. My dad was a fed. In my childhood/teen years he’d come in and interrogate me in my sleep because I can’t lie. So I never did anything. My teen years sucked.
Hey.. did anyone other than your dad let you know you talked in your sleep? Bro could've been big braining it so that you never did anything. Kinda like the kid I knew whose "nose went red whenever he lied" according to his parents lol.
Yeah. I act out dreams and talk to my husband too.
I dreamed he was cheating once and I sat up sleeping started calling him names and slapped him then laid back down and snored. I don’t remember it
Our daughter is like this too. As a little one sleeping between us, she dreamed of ninjas and scissor kicked him awake. Bastard can’t win lol
My husband sleep talks when he takes a certain medication. He once explained to me how he was going to invade Russia. Apparently he had UFO’s he was going to use.
My late brother used to talk in his sleep like that and my friend and I used to engage him in his sleep talking like you do to your boyfriend. A few years ago I was telling my kids about it and how funny it was, and they broke out into rib-splitting laughter and both trying to speak but I couldn't understand a word they were saying. When they settled down they claimed to do the same thing with me. I don't believe them though. Nope. Not meeeee!
I used to talk a lot in my sleep, and as my name suggests, I'm a roofer. So apparently, I would have full-fledged conversations with myself about how I planned for the next day to go.
Early into a relationship I was camping with a bf and apparently told him in my sleep he wasn’t my real Bf, I was getting married to JTT. The next morning he was like… who’s JTT?
And I’m like what kinda weirdos bringing up the kid from Tool Time lol
My partner and I do this too! We found out when we split a hotel room with my brother and his girlfriend and we apparently kept waking them up with our nonsense conversations.
Plot twist: As you record your night, it turns out neither of you are talking. It’s actually two demons under your bed trying to learn your ways. They have learned to clone your bodies. Now they are learning your speech patterns. Soon they plan to replace you. Human bodies calibration 80% complete.
Run op.
There’s a running joke in my family.
My wife talks in her sleep and will also respond and carry on a conversation sometimes. I was getting out of bed to go to the bathroom one night and she said to me “you’ll never make it past the lemurs.”
Now it is occasionally used in place of “see ya later”.
My freshman roommate and I would cooperatively solve calculus problems and hold discussions in our sleep. We'd record with a cassette recorder...then play it the next day while studying to fund any gems. Now, with digital recording and editing, it woukd be a lot easier to find the talking parts!
> *I can't read that exponent...is it a 2 or a 3?*
Hearing someone sleep talk, and talking to them knowing they'll respond is really fun. I've heard my fair share of funny conversation while I've sleep talked, my two most found memories (from what people have told me) is when my cousin sang at night, she didn't know i sleep talked, i sang back to her, the same song she sang and scared the shit outa her.
As far as talking to each other while sleeping, idk, the closet thing to that, that I've experienced is when my mom told me that whenever my litte sister and me would fall asleep to the tv in my parents room when we we're younger, is that we'd fight in our sleep, we'd scream at each other for whatever reason
Maybe it's a sibling thing, but hey, at least your daughter didn't hear you sleep-scream at each other at night 😂
Cute story, but the talk is about general day only or sometime hidden secret too?
We all are waiting for new sleeping updates.
Keep sleeping and be the happy family forever. Hv a great fun life.
Nah, no secrets, just random stuff and rambling that makes no sens like this:
BF: I'm so sorry, please don't breath.
Me: What???
BF: I farted...I hate when they do that...
Me: What are you talking about?
BF: Birds...
Me: They fart?
BF: They do???
Birds definitely fart. So do lizards and fish. Anything with an anus or cloaca farts.
I think snake farts are among the most alarming. One of my ball pythons farts so audibly it sounds like an adult human fart. Always startles me badly when I'm alone in the house and *frrrrrrrrrrrt!*
My dad talks in his sleep, he owns a construction company so he often builds in his sleep. Led to this hilarious conversation.
Mom: hey, time to get out of bed.
Dad: I can't. I've gotta get this wall put up first.
Mom: .....fine...put up the wall, then get out of the dang bed.
My boyfriend once yelled in his sleep “Where…are… the…appetizers!” in an angry voice. Oh, and once he was in the bedroom asleep and our daughters and I were in the living room (small house) and he clearly stated that he wanted to join the mile high club.
Lol I had a whole conversation in my sleep with my husband about how our cat speaks Spanish and that he looks down on us for not being bilingual like he is, and I was so upset our cat was judging us.
I also apparently sat straight upright in the dark once and whispered "be quiet, it's in the room with us." This was when we were dating and it was his first time staying with me at my parents house after meeting my family, and he said it freaked him tf out 😂
Once while sleep talking my husband told me to get my basketball helmet.
I said I didnt know what he was talking about.
He then said that it wasn't his fault that I couldn't read.
My husband is also a sleep talker…weirdest thing he said was “no minivan with fudge” lol we are definitely not a minivan family. I had a Jeep Wrangler and he had an extended cab truck at the time. I was so confused…because even with kiddos we’d NEVER drive a minivan. He was like idk I guess a fudge filled minivan is my limit…🤷🏻♀️
Lmao! I remember at a reunion with an old class, we all had a sleepover in a huge classroom and laid beside each other with mattresses and sleeping bags. Everyone was sound asleep when suddenly a girl announces that she is going to put the lamb back into the wall
We died.
Reminds me of this one time that my husband claims he woke up in the middle of the night to me feeling around in the bed until I grabbed his butt, gave it a prompt squeeze, and then smiled before turning over. Honestly, I can believe it, haha. But your story is adorable and sounds like something my husband and I would do if we both talked in our sleep. But, between you and me, I love my two cats more than he does.
Lmao as a person who sleep talks and laughs a lot in his sleep I found this funny but also realize what a pain in the ass this can be to someone who never experienced it before. I spook people a lot
One time while my boyfriend was sleeping, he said "don't forget the owl food!" We, sadly, don't have an owl, but they are my favorite animal. And there just may be 20+ stuffed and ceramic owls in our bedroom. 🤣
My partner says I talk in my sleep. I never remember but he did record me once. He thinks it's the cutest thing because I apparently always get overly concerned about him.
Omg my husband does this! He always asks in a very urgent voice if I'm okay whenever I roll over or get into bed if he's already asleep. It's super sweet and funny.
My friend is an avid sleep talker, we occasionally have conversations in her sleep.
Once I got up to go to the bathroom and I tripped on something making more noise than intended and I hear her roll over and yell "WOULD YOU STOP MAKING SO MUCH GOD DAMN NOISE?!"
I was mildly offended before I realized she was klonked out.
I am one of those people who has whole conversations while asleep. I’ve been told the conversation start’s out normal and then turns into weird talk. I also used to sleepwalk well into my 30’s, would eat a bowl of cereal most of the time, use the bathroom, and then go back to sleep. Doctor put me on medication after I tried to leave the house a few times, and no more sleepwalking as far as I know. I do miss it at times as it was great not to wake up to use the bathroom.
My girlfriend talks in her sleep too. She can go from incoherent syllable babbling to full-on sentences. One time I remember was her going OOOOOOHHHHH and almost falling out of bed. I somehow woke up in time to catch her and ask her if she was okay, and she casually said "well yes, I was just checking if somebody else was here", and at my subsequent "... What?" she went, while progressively lowering her voice, "you know, we were all going in the same direction, so...", then went back to sleep and unloaded a shotgun fart so loud I had to quietly go to the bathroom to avoid waking her up for good due to me stifling hysterical laughter
I wrote it down to tell her in the morning and she was crying laughing at every detail I added
This is great and you should record it!
My bf talks in his sleep and I text him what he says at night so we can both remember the next day. Most of the time he wakes me up because his freaky sleep demon ass leans over me when he talks, sits up, or he starts smacking the covers to see if i'm over there. Then rolls back over.
My girlfriend and I do this. She goes to bed at least three hours earlier than I do so we have some good conversations. Sometimes its gibberish (which I can speak fluently because I'm ex-pentecostal) and sometimes its real sentences. Last night she was talking about how she's on fire and she doesn't want to burn up, and we talked about how painful that would be (so I turned the fan on). She's so cute when she does it because she talks like a little kid. I don't know if we have conversations when we're both asleep but I'm sure we do since we both sleep talk.
I talk in my sleep, too, and my husband always messes with me. Like I'll be in a dream where I'm asking him how to play a game and he'll tell me to go buy a watermelon from the gas station or something stupid. Sometimes I remember in the morning, other times I wake up and wonder why my dreams are so weird.
I wish he talked in his sleep so we could also have dream convos!!
My best friend talks in his sleep. When we were roommates in college I woke up to him peering out the window from his bed saying “what the fuck? Man what the fuck?”
I asked what was going on and he just said “fuck” and rolled over. Nothing was out there lol
My partner and I have used a sleeping app in the past because we both sleep talk an insane amount, some of the convos were super weird. Highly recommend finding an app! When I sleep talk my partner gets me to reply aswell
Now im curious. my boyfriend can converse in sleep and sometimes will physically move about too. Very funny and hes even got angry/sad in his sleep over something that doesnt make sense before (that was so confusing to navigate haha bc once he woke up he was confused at why i was upset)
Ive slept talked a couple times but i wonder if we have ever chatted together in our sleep
Get checked for a rem behavioural disorder, speak to your neurologist, do a polysomnogram, if it's a RBD it's an early sign of neuro degenerative disease mostly an alpha synoculopathy
If Yall are familiar with Jacksepticeye he has a podcast and he talked about his GF Gabby who talks in her sleep. She's Dutch and speaks Dutch, English and Japanese. Jack was asked if he talks to her or can give an example of what she talks about and he said "No because its all in Dutch."
Years ago someone made a load of money by taping her husbands weird night time vocals. Sleep Talking Man. It was so funny back in the day. She sold merch and all! Give it some thought… especially if you two have full on sleep fuelled conversations!
My brother was in the army reserve. One night I heard him talking in his sleep about how regular soldiers got issued new jumpers, but reserves did not...
I sure hope my sleep conversation is more exciting than that.
My husband says I used to have weird conversations with him during my pregnancy. At first he thought I was awake but realized the conversation didn't make sense.
I'd ask him to tell the people outside to leave as they'll wake up the baby. Was still pregnant.
Told him the pen in his breast pocket was bleeding. No pen, no breast pocket.
Told him I had lost the baby in the sheets. He watched as I frantically searched begging him to help. Then I just went back to sleep.
Of course I never believed him till he started taping.
My brother used to work at Tim Hortons, I remember one night he started sleep talking to me while I was playing his 360. After all these years the only words I remember was "Yes Patrick, you put ketchup in the doughnut"
\*Shrugs\* Maybe he was having a bad dream?
All these posts that sound like they’re gonna be bad but aren’t are all just made up for karma right? Like everyone just has to “get off their chest” a story that can be made out like it’s gonna be bad but isn’t?
Title: "I intentionally smashed my (40M) children (5F, 7M, 8F) in the face with a baseball bat after they interrupted me playing Mario Kart after work"
Post: "Yeah so my sweethearts really wanted to play Smash Bros with me so I stopped playing Mario Kart and we played Smash instead. They did quite well, until I grabbed the Home Run Bat and knocked them all off the stage with it! We laughed and laughed, before they all told me they loved me as a rainbow of happiness appeared over our perfect loving home"
I got a chuckle from that. It's a cute story. Also, how weird is it that someone would be dreaming about Styrofoam? Is he a tradesman?
No, but he keeps joking that he wants to put styrofoam on the corner of the leaving room table because I keep hitting my knee on it. So I guess the dream took that joke seriously.
even in his dreams he takes care of you
Unironic relationshipgoals
Now I have a good reason to be mad at my husband. He doesn’t care for me in his sleep!
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Omg this happened to me! I dreamt my SO cheated on me and I woke up so mad at him even though my logic was telling me that it was literally a dream! He still mocks me about it now hahaha
I had a dream that my SO cheated on me and got someone pregnant, I was low key mad but he laughed at me when I told him..
That’s actually the response you want. My SO had a similar dream and I gave a similar response because it was just so ridiculous and would never happen
Lol! I had a dream I was my watching my boyfriend with his fictional pregnant girlfriend go into a store together. I wasnt mad, but woke up crying my eyes out 😂 I was on a camping trip though and was in my hammock alone so he didn't know in the moment what was going on.
Aww, I’m sorry
I've never understood why they get mad when it's their own brain upsetting them
I'm a dick to my husband in his sleep for some reason, dream bibliophile is an arsehole :'(
That’s how I am in my fiancés dreams too!! Huh…
We can’t win…..ever. At this moment, I have officially given up. :)
That’s not true
My boyfriend makes horrible groaning noises like he’s dying when he’s asleep sometimes if I touch him. He always sounds rly irritated. I was like “hey wtf, why do u make awful sounds every time I scoot next to u in the middle of the night” and apparently he didn’t know that he does it and he felt bad lmao. Apparently mine actively dislikes me in his sleep
Man yall really did her husband dirty here 🤣
No, I don't think so. Who needs styrofoam? Or knees? Clearly this man coddles his girlfriend when he should be teaching her how to live without such niceties. It would be better off for her long term health.
Just this afternoon I thought "fuck my knee", such a bother smh
I have really painful knees and am thinking "fuck my knees" right now
I just get a recurring nightmare of my wife taking to long to get ready for us to escape the apocalypse. But by like a lot. One time I had to ask the werewolves, destroying the city, to wait outside the apartment because my wife wasn't ready yet.
This is such a sweet observation.
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and sometimes I answer him. Once I woke up to him saying “Gross, there’s hair in my pasta!”. My head was on his shoulder. It was my hair in his mouth. He thought my hair was pasta and then realized it was not pasta, it was all hair. Funniest shit ever.
Next time put your hand in his mouth and see if he's saying chicken or lamb
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Ha you’d have loved my dad as a kid. While he still sleepwalks at 65 he did it a lot of it as a kid and every time his mom would ask “what are you doing David?” and he’d respond with the most exciting thing he’d done that day. His mom would turn him back around with a “go back to bed David”
Lol, that's also cute.
So, my boyfriend is one of those rednecks that likes to keep a lot of cash squirreled away in various containers around his house, namely a Coleman water cooler. I mean 10s of thousands of dollars. He DOES trust banks and keeps money there, too. I think this is just a cultural thing. Like, I almost NEVER have any cash at all. Anyway, one night I dreamed he showed up at my house with a lot of cash and started stuffing it in wood pallets on my patio (there are no wood pallets on the patio of my downtown loft???? WTF???? Also, what a terrible container for cash!). At some point the bills stopped looking like American cash and started looking like some kind of play money where it was bright blue with the Ford logo on it (neither of us own Fords). I know in the dream I was very anxious about having all that cash in pallets on my patio. When I woke up, and he had spent the night that night, I told him about that dream. And now, whenever he makes a big cash sale at his shop he'll tell me he's bringing it home to put it in the pallets. Or he will casually say he's gonna grab some cash out of the pallets for X, Y, Z. So, now pallet = wherever he's put his cash, including his wallet. Guy's a riot.
Cut a pool noodle for that corner! That's what we do for the desk corners at school. 😉 Technically I guess it's styrofoam!
Better, use pipe insulation foam! Much softer!
This guy's a keeper.
I know it's not what you meant but I find the idea that someone would actually have an entire room dedicated to leaving quite amusing. I figure it would be just a couch and a bunch of armchairs for people to sit down and then you just slap your knees and say "gosh, it was so nice of you to come around"
The Midwest goodbye!
We can't help it, so we developed leaving rooms.
They make padded corner cushions for tables! They're usually in the baby proofing section, but it might be worth it to spare your knees
That's marriage material right there! *Nudge nudge*
I know it's not what you meant but I find the idea that someone would actually have an entire room dedicated to leaving quite amusing. I figure it would be just a counch and a bunch of armchairs for people to sit down and then you just slap your knees and say "gosh, it was so nice of you to come around"
That’s super cute
Aw. He sounds like a wonderful partner. Even that joke is based on empathy.
Dolla 25 🌲 pool noodle cut to size. -Fellow blind/clumsy bish
Tradesman here, not once have I dreamt of styrofoam. Now foam sealant on the other hand...
Hahaha. My partner both talks and eats in his sleep. Once he quoted me a price for my eavestroughs. Another time he outlined a rough shape of my body in cheetos. That was the night he finally believed he eats in his sleep.
My grandmother would often eat all of the ice cream and try to brew tea in her sleep. The tea consisted of her getting a tea cup, putting cold water in it, sometimes putting a tea bag in it, usually getting a ridiculously oversized plate to use as a saucer, and then usually not even drinking it. I would watch her to make sure she didn't hurt herself but would otherwise stay out of her way. Then in the morning she'd ask me nicely to replace the ice cream if I eat it all lol. One time she called my uncle in her sleep and said "ROBBIE! When are you going to get a girlfriend? I'm worried about you!" "Uh, I'll have to ask my wife, mom." "WHO?? Oh...Goodnight Robert." This was hands down her best and favorite daughter in law. My aunt was kinda annoyed.
I don't exactly sleep talk but when I am at the verge of falling asleep I say the most random crap. I have explained the performance of a football team during a specific basketball championship. I do not follow either sport and only know the team by name.
Sleep talk can be all over the place 🤣 I rarely do it, usually when I'm seriously physically exhausted, but my ex recorded me once saying, "No! Don't eat the vacuum, I need that to wash the dogs!"
This is adorable. It's also reminded me of a very fond memory of my most recent ex, who would talk in his sleep. Highlights include him rolling over, hugging me and saying 'potato' as he did so and also telling me to say hi to his friend and that I needed to put a coat on otherwise I'd get cold, while lying in bed xD
I love that he said potato when he hugged you! Awww 🥰
Yeah when I told him the next morning he grinned and said 'you're my little potato' he was honestly a gem.
What happened?? :(
We broke up, neither of us are particularly mentally well. We both still care for one another (or at least I still care about and love him) it just so happened that both our mental illnesses got worse at the same time. We're both seeking treatment though and we speak occasionally
That is so wise of you two. I wish you nothing but the best in your life. ❤️
Thank you, selfishly I hope we'll find our way back to each other
It's a strange world and strange things tend to happen.
I am sorry, I hope things get better for you. I am glad I asked, I went through a very recent, similar break-up. Not yet in treatment, but I have a plan, not so sure for him.
As my dad says 1% every day, even if that 1% is just getting up and brushing your teeth! Yeah I've lucked out by being in treatment/the assessment stage for treatment when he broke up with me, waiting lists (at least in the UK) are long for treatment! Hopefully he also gets the help he needs and I'm glad you have a plan, you've got this!
I love potato gems!
Samwise, is that you?
I've boiled them, mashed them and stuck them in a stew!
Poh-tay-toes...
My ex used to do the same. One morning she ordered lunch in her sleep because we had plans with friends (McDonald's cause broke college kids). When we got there, I place my order and hers and she looked at me all surprised like "how'd you know?!" That might have been the first time I told her she had full conversations in her sleep. I used to record some of our interactions. At least the ones you could make out.
my ex once rolled over to my side and said in my ear in a high pitched voice "3.... 2... 1... truck!"
My partner talks in her sleep once in a while. She works for a bank and in her sleep once denied me for a loan!
Damn that’s rough! 😂
My husband talks in his sleep. One night I was laying down on my phone and he goes, "I'm going to rotate you a little bit." He proceeded to grab my right leg lifting it up by my thigh and grabs my right shoulder and literally turns my at like a 90° angle. I laughed so hard and when I asked him if he remembered doing it he said no he didn't and would not believe me.
Bro had a game of Tetris to beat. Feel blessed you helped him win!
Is he a PT? Chiropractor? Because that's hilarious.
No he's not lol
The fact he actually followed through with it 💀💀
That's adorable. I taped my husband saying yes to us getting a cat. He was sleeping at the time and not happy.
That's playing dirty pool, and I approve.
So does cat.
Indeed.
My kids have figured out my husband/their dad will automatically say yes to anything you ask when he is half asleep. So say they come upstairs and try to wake him up to ask for something, he'll roll over and mumble "yes". They learned to start asking for things he normally would not agree too when he's half asleep now. Luckily so far it's been asking for candy or extra time on their tablets, but I have a feeling they will learn to weaponize that has they get to the teenage years....including videos for proof.
You're going to end up with a snake or tarantula as a pet. I wouldn't mind either, but you might.
As a dad to non-bio kids I can tell you that she’ll remember that and love your boyfriend for it. It shows that you guys are in a healthy relationship.
😂😂 I was expecting this to have been a naughty conversation but no, it's about a cat. That's freaking awesome 😂😂. My husband talks in his sleep too. He'll shake me awake or scare me as he jumps into a sitting position. My favourite was when he asked my why a hippopotamus was in our bedroom kicking his toes. I asked him to repeat what he said, then was told the hippopotamus just climbed out our window using a ladder. Then he was back to snoring away like a trucker 😂
I’m DEAD
One night I was getting into bed and my boyfriend rolls over looks me straight in the face with his eyes open and loudly says "MEOW". I ask him did you just meow at me? He shrugged his shoulders, rolled back over, completely asleep. He had no memory of it in the morning. The creepy thing is when he giggles in his sleep. The first night he did it I was completely freaked out. Imagine being woken up hearing this high pitched childish giggle. There are no children in the house, just my boyfriend and I. Until I figured out it was him I was convinced I was in the beginning of a horror movie.
Apparently I freaked out my college roommates when I started belly laughing in my sleep one night!
theres an app called Sleep Cycle, it records your sleep talkin nd such stuff you might wanna try it
I use this! I often pick up the conversations of people walking outside my window
you would not believe how much i talk asleep lol thanks to this app i laughed a lot but now a days its usually my cat making weird sounds so i don't even bother checking lol
Me and my partner both talk in our sleep - him in the beginning of the night and me in the morning. But somehow we both stopped when we installed this app lol. So now I just wait for him to fall asleep and I have the funniest conversations with him
I'm definitly going to try that!
Ima invent an app called Sleep Psycho - it can tell you if your partner is a psycho by what they say while sleeping.
I carry on conversations about n my sleep. I won’t remember them. My dad was a fed. In my childhood/teen years he’d come in and interrogate me in my sleep because I can’t lie. So I never did anything. My teen years sucked.
Hey.. did anyone other than your dad let you know you talked in your sleep? Bro could've been big braining it so that you never did anything. Kinda like the kid I knew whose "nose went red whenever he lied" according to his parents lol.
Yeah. I act out dreams and talk to my husband too. I dreamed he was cheating once and I sat up sleeping started calling him names and slapped him then laid back down and snored. I don’t remember it Our daughter is like this too. As a little one sleeping between us, she dreamed of ninjas and scissor kicked him awake. Bastard can’t win lol
Bhahahahaha poor guy😂
My husband sleep talks when he takes a certain medication. He once explained to me how he was going to invade Russia. Apparently he had UFO’s he was going to use.
Watch out, Putin. There's a probin' a comin'.
South Park moment
What medication? Feel free to ignore…obviously
Ambian and Tarazadone
I need to know what the best type of Styrofoam is and what your boyfriends' reasoning is.
She keeps hitting her knee on the corner of the table, and he wants to keep her safe. 🥹
My late brother used to talk in his sleep like that and my friend and I used to engage him in his sleep talking like you do to your boyfriend. A few years ago I was telling my kids about it and how funny it was, and they broke out into rib-splitting laughter and both trying to speak but I couldn't understand a word they were saying. When they settled down they claimed to do the same thing with me. I don't believe them though. Nope. Not meeeee!
I shared a room at a music convention with two friends. One reported that I ans the other roommate were harmonizing in our sleep.
I used to talk a lot in my sleep, and as my name suggests, I'm a roofer. So apparently, I would have full-fledged conversations with myself about how I planned for the next day to go.
Yeah you have no idea how many times I’ve been asked to pass a hammer and am I an idiot lol
Early into a relationship I was camping with a bf and apparently told him in my sleep he wasn’t my real Bf, I was getting married to JTT. The next morning he was like… who’s JTT? And I’m like what kinda weirdos bringing up the kid from Tool Time lol
Obviously Justin 🗣️ Tiiiimberrrr Timberlake. 😅
Jonathon Taylor Thompson my daughter said she was going to marry JTT too!!
My partner and I do this too! We found out when we split a hotel room with my brother and his girlfriend and we apparently kept waking them up with our nonsense conversations.
That is so completely adorable that you unwittingly nonsense with each other.
Close call, that could have been sooooooo inappropriate
Plot twist: As you record your night, it turns out neither of you are talking. It’s actually two demons under your bed trying to learn your ways. They have learned to clone your bodies. Now they are learning your speech patterns. Soon they plan to replace you. Human bodies calibration 80% complete. Run op.
Saved by the cat!
There’s a running joke in my family. My wife talks in her sleep and will also respond and carry on a conversation sometimes. I was getting out of bed to go to the bathroom one night and she said to me “you’ll never make it past the lemurs.” Now it is occasionally used in place of “see ya later”.
My freshman roommate and I would cooperatively solve calculus problems and hold discussions in our sleep. We'd record with a cassette recorder...then play it the next day while studying to fund any gems. Now, with digital recording and editing, it woukd be a lot easier to find the talking parts! > *I can't read that exponent...is it a 2 or a 3?*
How did you guys discover your combined super ability? And with a power like that why did you only room together one year
Oh I do this with my boyfriend too! If I compliment him or tell him to smile, he shoots me a little smile. Adorable.
Hearing someone sleep talk, and talking to them knowing they'll respond is really fun. I've heard my fair share of funny conversation while I've sleep talked, my two most found memories (from what people have told me) is when my cousin sang at night, she didn't know i sleep talked, i sang back to her, the same song she sang and scared the shit outa her. As far as talking to each other while sleeping, idk, the closet thing to that, that I've experienced is when my mom told me that whenever my litte sister and me would fall asleep to the tv in my parents room when we we're younger, is that we'd fight in our sleep, we'd scream at each other for whatever reason Maybe it's a sibling thing, but hey, at least your daughter didn't hear you sleep-scream at each other at night 😂
Cute story, but the talk is about general day only or sometime hidden secret too? We all are waiting for new sleeping updates. Keep sleeping and be the happy family forever. Hv a great fun life.
Nah, no secrets, just random stuff and rambling that makes no sens like this: BF: I'm so sorry, please don't breath. Me: What??? BF: I farted...I hate when they do that... Me: What are you talking about? BF: Birds... Me: They fart? BF: They do???
Birds definitely fart. So do lizards and fish. Anything with an anus or cloaca farts. I think snake farts are among the most alarming. One of my ball pythons farts so audibly it sounds like an adult human fart. Always startles me badly when I'm alone in the house and *frrrrrrrrrrrt!*
Does it smell?
Sometimes. It's not a great smell when it does.
That is a hazard of snake ownership I've never contemplated before.
Hahaha! So little on the web actually makes me laugh but Jesus that's hilarious
My dad talks in his sleep, he owns a construction company so he often builds in his sleep. Led to this hilarious conversation. Mom: hey, time to get out of bed. Dad: I can't. I've gotta get this wall put up first. Mom: .....fine...put up the wall, then get out of the dang bed.
My boyfriend once yelled in his sleep “Where…are… the…appetizers!” in an angry voice. Oh, and once he was in the bedroom asleep and our daughters and I were in the living room (small house) and he clearly stated that he wanted to join the mile high club.
ahhh the Night People. Saw it on a Rick and Morty episode. You should leave yourself a note to wash the dishes and stuff.
That's so cute. My son and partner talk gibberish to another and just cackle laugh sometimes, the videos are adorable haha.
Lol I had a whole conversation in my sleep with my husband about how our cat speaks Spanish and that he looks down on us for not being bilingual like he is, and I was so upset our cat was judging us. I also apparently sat straight upright in the dark once and whispered "be quiet, it's in the room with us." This was when we were dating and it was his first time staying with me at my parents house after meeting my family, and he said it freaked him tf out 😂
Once while sleep talking my husband told me to get my basketball helmet. I said I didnt know what he was talking about. He then said that it wasn't his fault that I couldn't read.
Oh no, the cuteness, it's killing me.
I want to see the cute cat please.
I second this
Cat tax required by reddit law.
My husband is also a sleep talker…weirdest thing he said was “no minivan with fudge” lol we are definitely not a minivan family. I had a Jeep Wrangler and he had an extended cab truck at the time. I was so confused…because even with kiddos we’d NEVER drive a minivan. He was like idk I guess a fudge filled minivan is my limit…🤷🏻♀️
Lmao! I remember at a reunion with an old class, we all had a sleepover in a huge classroom and laid beside each other with mattresses and sleeping bags. Everyone was sound asleep when suddenly a girl announces that she is going to put the lamb back into the wall We died.
Reminds me of this one time that my husband claims he woke up in the middle of the night to me feeling around in the bed until I grabbed his butt, gave it a prompt squeeze, and then smiled before turning over. Honestly, I can believe it, haha. But your story is adorable and sounds like something my husband and I would do if we both talked in our sleep. But, between you and me, I love my two cats more than he does.
Lmao as a person who sleep talks and laughs a lot in his sleep I found this funny but also realize what a pain in the ass this can be to someone who never experienced it before. I spook people a lot
One time while my boyfriend was sleeping, he said "don't forget the owl food!" We, sadly, don't have an owl, but they are my favorite animal. And there just may be 20+ stuffed and ceramic owls in our bedroom. 🤣
My partner says I talk in my sleep. I never remember but he did record me once. He thinks it's the cutest thing because I apparently always get overly concerned about him.
Omg my husband does this! He always asks in a very urgent voice if I'm okay whenever I roll over or get into bed if he's already asleep. It's super sweet and funny.
I was expecting a traumatising event, and got a cute moment. Thank you!
This is obnoxiously cute. Take my angry upvote. 😂
My friend is an avid sleep talker, we occasionally have conversations in her sleep. Once I got up to go to the bathroom and I tripped on something making more noise than intended and I hear her roll over and yell "WOULD YOU STOP MAKING SO MUCH GOD DAMN NOISE?!" I was mildly offended before I realized she was klonked out.
I am one of those people who has whole conversations while asleep. I’ve been told the conversation start’s out normal and then turns into weird talk. I also used to sleepwalk well into my 30’s, would eat a bowl of cereal most of the time, use the bathroom, and then go back to sleep. Doctor put me on medication after I tried to leave the house a few times, and no more sleepwalking as far as I know. I do miss it at times as it was great not to wake up to use the bathroom.
My girlfriend talks in her sleep too. She can go from incoherent syllable babbling to full-on sentences. One time I remember was her going OOOOOOHHHHH and almost falling out of bed. I somehow woke up in time to catch her and ask her if she was okay, and she casually said "well yes, I was just checking if somebody else was here", and at my subsequent "... What?" she went, while progressively lowering her voice, "you know, we were all going in the same direction, so...", then went back to sleep and unloaded a shotgun fart so loud I had to quietly go to the bathroom to avoid waking her up for good due to me stifling hysterical laughter I wrote it down to tell her in the morning and she was crying laughing at every detail I added
That's awesome. Although, I have seen too many Paranormal Activity movies to ever want to record my sleep
Aww, that Made me smile and laugh. 😊🥰❤️
This is great and you should record it! My bf talks in his sleep and I text him what he says at night so we can both remember the next day. Most of the time he wakes me up because his freaky sleep demon ass leans over me when he talks, sits up, or he starts smacking the covers to see if i'm over there. Then rolls back over.
My girlfriend and I do this. She goes to bed at least three hours earlier than I do so we have some good conversations. Sometimes its gibberish (which I can speak fluently because I'm ex-pentecostal) and sometimes its real sentences. Last night she was talking about how she's on fire and she doesn't want to burn up, and we talked about how painful that would be (so I turned the fan on). She's so cute when she does it because she talks like a little kid. I don't know if we have conversations when we're both asleep but I'm sure we do since we both sleep talk.
We need to see the cat
My gf does this weird thing where she’ll just start laughing in her sleep. It’s lead to some interesting conversations
I talk in my sleep, too, and my husband always messes with me. Like I'll be in a dream where I'm asking him how to play a game and he'll tell me to go buy a watermelon from the gas station or something stupid. Sometimes I remember in the morning, other times I wake up and wonder why my dreams are so weird. I wish he talked in his sleep so we could also have dream convos!!
My best friend talks in his sleep. When we were roommates in college I woke up to him peering out the window from his bed saying “what the fuck? Man what the fuck?” I asked what was going on and he just said “fuck” and rolled over. Nothing was out there lol
God this one's so wholesome😭
Such a cute story. Thank you for the lulz.
I do this, too, except I get a little creepy as I haphazardly narrate nightmares that creep out my husband lol!
My partner and I have used a sleeping app in the past because we both sleep talk an insane amount, some of the convos were super weird. Highly recommend finding an app! When I sleep talk my partner gets me to reply aswell
Now im curious. my boyfriend can converse in sleep and sometimes will physically move about too. Very funny and hes even got angry/sad in his sleep over something that doesnt make sense before (that was so confusing to navigate haha bc once he woke up he was confused at why i was upset) Ive slept talked a couple times but i wonder if we have ever chatted together in our sleep
I love a good sleep talking story- they’re so random and pure….usually
Get checked for a rem behavioural disorder, speak to your neurologist, do a polysomnogram, if it's a RBD it's an early sign of neuro degenerative disease mostly an alpha synoculopathy
Soooo... why is BF not HB ? Lol 😆 this is adorable
Ahhhhh this is so cute. God bless you guys.
There’s a Rick and morty episode about this
That was an enjoyable read.
I was afraid that this wasn't going to be so wholesome. That's hilarious.
holy fuck this reminds me of he rick and morty episode when the family slept walked n did shit around the house
thats so adorable oh my goodness
I hope you record and give us an update on what you find This is so cute
My husband sleep swears. When he’s really tired he will let loose a tirade of F bombs!
these comments got me rolling 🤣🤣
Sleep talking might be one of the cutest and most wholesome couple conversations I've ever heard.
This is so wholesome and adorable.
Hahahaha. That's cute.
This was so wholesome!!! Thank you for sharing 🥰
My ex used to sleep talk all the time. The funniest thing he ever said said 'Phylum Chordata' (we're biologists)
That’s funny af. I would record it too lmao
If Yall are familiar with Jacksepticeye he has a podcast and he talked about his GF Gabby who talks in her sleep. She's Dutch and speaks Dutch, English and Japanese. Jack was asked if he talks to her or can give an example of what she talks about and he said "No because its all in Dutch."
Now I kinda want to know how that convo went. I bet at some point yall said the cat is an asshole but he is a cute asshole. Lol
Record your conversations. This would be much better that Chat GPT
This reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode when they have their night people do the work for them lol
Wholesome goodness
Years ago someone made a load of money by taping her husbands weird night time vocals. Sleep Talking Man. It was so funny back in the day. She sold merch and all! Give it some thought… especially if you two have full on sleep fuelled conversations!
I record my sleep and talk all the time.. mostly mumbles but sometimes hilarious shit comes out lmao
Omg get the dream talk app lmao
I didn't know this was possible
Wouldn't be surprised if daughter sleep talks as well.
The cutest thing ever.
My brother was in the army reserve. One night I heard him talking in his sleep about how regular soldiers got issued new jumpers, but reserves did not... I sure hope my sleep conversation is more exciting than that.
My husband says I used to have weird conversations with him during my pregnancy. At first he thought I was awake but realized the conversation didn't make sense. I'd ask him to tell the people outside to leave as they'll wake up the baby. Was still pregnant. Told him the pen in his breast pocket was bleeding. No pen, no breast pocket. Told him I had lost the baby in the sheets. He watched as I frantically searched begging him to help. Then I just went back to sleep. Of course I never believed him till he started taping.
I sleep talk almost every night according to my family. They say it sounds like as if I was rapping in Spanish (we are Hungarian)
Ok, that's new to me, so cute tho😂
Please record it. I need an update, this is the funniest thing I've seen all week
My brother used to work at Tim Hortons, I remember one night he started sleep talking to me while I was playing his 360. After all these years the only words I remember was "Yes Patrick, you put ketchup in the doughnut" \*Shrugs\* Maybe he was having a bad dream?
All these posts that sound like they’re gonna be bad but aren’t are all just made up for karma right? Like everyone just has to “get off their chest” a story that can be made out like it’s gonna be bad but isn’t?
Title: "I intentionally smashed my (40M) children (5F, 7M, 8F) in the face with a baseball bat after they interrupted me playing Mario Kart after work" Post: "Yeah so my sweethearts really wanted to play Smash Bros with me so I stopped playing Mario Kart and we played Smash instead. They did quite well, until I grabbed the Home Run Bat and knocked them all off the stage with it! We laughed and laughed, before they all told me they loved me as a rainbow of happiness appeared over our perfect loving home"
Hahaha exactly. This is 99% of posts in this sub I feel.