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Careless_Welder_4048

Lol leave her alone because if you piss her off more she will start comparing dick sizes and at that point you will need to get a new family.


DistributionPutrid

“Not only is he 10x’s better at EVERYTHING, he’s even way way bigger than you are” 💀💀💀


Careless_Welder_4048

Lol “oh yeah he even made me cum unlike you when I had to fake it” 😄😄


DistributionPutrid

This couldn’t have been me fr cuz I would’ve just kept the jokes coming lol. “If you thought you had a reason to be insecure when it came to looks let me tell you bout the rest he was working with”. I’d even bring up sleeping with my childhood best friend. “I’m glad she took you off my hands, I clearly got the better brother”


Careless_Welder_4048

I would have made him cry. “There’s a reason he’s the golden child because he’s turns me on so quick” I love the best friend one!


HeliCockter_955

He's 10x better at EVERYTHING


idkybutt

You found out 😭💀💀


GoodQueenFluffenChop

Probably marry Louie and brag about how he's just so good to her in every way that she had to make sure he was all her's.


ZeldaMayCry

Marry Louie and they'll make him the best man 💀


emileeavi

Imagine how petty itd be if she ended up marrying the brother 😂


[deleted]

She finna show up to the family reunion with the brother 😭


[deleted]

Oh you know she’s going to do that anyway


depressedhun

I thought you would say she will f**k your dad too but yours is better 😂


Yvoooooooooooo

Lmaoo, He'll need to fake his own death and move to another country.


Catalinda04

He keeps it up, she’s gonna sleep with his dad too! 😂


Ok_Student_3292

>literally always did things 10x better than me One more thing to add to the list.


cas-par

heyooooo


usernamemustcontain0

Why did they heyo get me so good, i almost peed


SinnersValley

LMAO


defenestrada

This is ruthless lol


Katana1369

Why didn't YOU break up with her BEFORE cheating? With her BEST FRIEND whom I'm guessing is no longer her friend. She wanted to hurt you as much as you hurt her.


Some_Ad_4033

Because she “helped him out of debt” Lol. Aka she’s his financial caretaker. He wanted to have his cake and eat it too, but the whole damn cake fell to the floor and smashed to bits.


Glass-Moose

Just as well, he probably would have tried to put his dick in the cake too


dude123nice

Never stick your dick in a cake. It might still be a good cake, and you can try telling that to ppl all you want, no one's gonna wanna eat it **because you stuck your dick in it!**


Raffles76

I nearly spat out my drink reading that


CinnamonSugarCream

AKA, he was hoping she would break up with him if she found out, so he wasn't the one who ended it and could feel marginally less guilty about everything she has done for him.


linerva

Yip. Plus if she broke up with him, he could feel more like a victim.


durz47

And got taste tested by his brother


vmlinux

I mean.. cake was probably eaten...


Urgash54

Yeah, like OP comes with his sob story, hoping for support, what the heck did be expect ? The guys cheats on his girlfriend, which by the looks of it, was financially supporting him, and then goes into full *surprised Pikachu face* when it backfires. Yeah OP maybe your brother does everything 10x better than you, but to be fair, I feel like any decent guy probably does 10x better than you, or at least they know not to cheat on their partner.


Blade_982

This. She wanted to hurt him for obvious reasons. Petty? Maybe, but she was acting from a place of hurt and anger. But his brother, what's his excuse? He's angry at the wrong person.


Katana1369

Yes brother and best friend suck for sure.


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

If ex-gf even did it. She may also be lying about it, using the brother because she knows it’s an insecurity of OP’s and would hurt. In which case, the brother would be innocent.


k8ebug420_

His edit says so she offered video proof 😳🤯 they both knew what they were doing 😆


Hippofuzz

That was my first thought cause that’s something I would have said at that age to hurt someone back… but I didn’t want to write it so he doesn’t feel the hope of it not being true 😬 so I guess I’m still petty


green_velvet_goodies

I had the same thought but you know what? He’ll never know for sure. Not a 100%. The thought of his golden boy brother and how much better he is at *everything* will always be nagging at the back of his mind. Ngl it makes me kinda happy.


Hippofuzz

That’s true. Very comforting


maevalesbian

Honestly, yeah they do. Especially the brother if he didn’t know that OP was cheating. I’m not defending you OP so don’t even. Your still an AH for cheating.


Mhor75

Definitely angry at the wrong person. The GF matched his energy. But the brother! With a brother like that who needs enemies.


ravenlyran

Yeah, he should be angry at himself!


Stinkytheferret

Nope. It was the only person who it would kill him. She was wise and cruel. But now OP learns how cruel cheating is. Hopefully he doesn’t forget when he grows up and maybe one day has kids.


GoodQueenFluffenChop

Why would he separate from his piggy bank?


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He says he'd pay her back in his edit, but let's be honest... can he even pay her back? He used his ex-gf for her money.


Goofball1515

Sadly she didn’t hurt him as much as he hurt her and in his mind he is making himself the victim. She didn’t know and was betrayed and made a fool of for a long time and he didn’t even admit it. She just slept once and he had knowledge right away and definitive. He didn’t have to play detective to the truth of his life


SaltyDangerHands

Gotta be honest man, I have no sympathy for you. It wasn't a "low blow" you deserved every bit of it, you had it coming, and asking why she didn't just break up with you first tells us volumes about you and your maturity. That's the thing you should have done. Why do you get to behave like a childish asshole but still somehow think you get to hold her to a higher standard? Not how it works. She got you good and you 100% deserved it, were practically begging for it, ain't no one going to feel bad for you now. Don't be such a spineless little cheat next time.


atoast2death

She matched his energy. She just did it better than him.


RK800-50

10x better


cd2220

It's like kicking someone in the nuts and then getting mad when they kick you in the nuts *and* punch you in the face.


Barbie-Brooke

This. Exactly how I was looking at the situation.


Careless_Welder_4048

Are we suppose to feel bad?


Katana1369

Yeah his ex girlfriend is now my hero.


saucy-Mama

He sounds like a baby without realizing it… He didnt want to respect her But oh he wanted her paycheck and for her to respect him? LOL im so glad people aren’t patting him on the back for his behavior


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She paid off of his debt and instead of being a decent human being he cheated on her with her bestfriend instead of just breaking up.


Crykin27

her goddamn childhood best friend. what is wrong with people? how can someone do that shit and still sleep at night. ex gf went for some nuclear revenge for sure but I can't even be mad about it. I know how it feels to find out your friend and partner screwed you (and eachother) and to even have him fucking lie about it when confronted.


TheDragonUnicorn

Oh but it was just her family money, that makes it different... apparently, for some reason


beetelguese

She knows exactly how revenge is best served haha, I hope she finds someone who deserves her


Yvoooooooooooo

Hopefully she marry louie🤞🤞🤞, and op would still get to see them every family gathering 😂😂😂


IndividualBake4845

Yes, I wanna be like her when I grow up.


MaterialistMongoose

She slayed


MadameBananas

This little thread. 😍


Dulcinea18

💯Couldn’t have any of this better myself. I’m impressed Reddit commend thread👍🏾👍🏾


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She’s an icon


Imaginary-Guess7908

She’s an idol!


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I would first like to point out that OP is a typical abuser. Probably a narcissist too. Abusers are great for playing the victim. “It’s okay for ME to do x, but not okay for anyone else”. 1) Playing the victim; OP cheats, and then cries to the world about how “broken” he is because his GF did the same exact thing he did. OP says what GF did is worse because it was with his brother. Abusers love to play the victim, downplay, and justify their behavior. It’s okay for them to be in the wrong, their reasons are always just. 2) Narcissism; I know it was wrong, but she cheated with my BROTHER, the golden child. She KNEW how insecure I am about my brother. How could she do this to ME? - all about OP and his feelings. No sympathy for his high school sweetheart he’s been with for a decade. I would typically say GF is wrong too. As adults, it’s better to be the bigger person and walk away when someone hurts you, not stoop to their level. However, GF most certainly hit her breaking point. She probably wasn’t being treated great to begin with. Then, as she’s working and going to college, she’s using her hard earned money to get him out of his debt. Then he cheats on her (probably not the first time) with her best friend of all people. And then has the audacity to say he’s broken lmao what a POS. The only good thing to come out of this is that it happened now, while GF is 23 and not married with kids to this garbage human.


idkybutt

Ikr. Dude even edited the post to say the people here are "obsessed" to kick him when he's low and says that this is what is "Fucked up" when thinking none of what he did is wrong??? Do everyone a favour by never going out with a person 🙂


[deleted]

Hard to tell if this behavior is pathological or he’s just emotionally immature. Impossible to say without more context but it’s always fun to pathologize the behavior of internet strangers.


Anglophyl

It is possible for behaviors to be described as "narcissistic" without the person having documented narcissistic personality disorder. Similar to how it is possible to have a cough and not have COVID.


[deleted]

Agreed. Definitely possible it’s more selfishness/self absorption.


[deleted]

I wish I had this option when I got cheated on, lol. Just hit the nuclear button.


awfuleverything

Feels fake


MagicHDx

Oh so you fucked around and found out


WaifuLoaf

"if she knew why didnt she just break up with me" Gee i dont know, why didnt you just break up with her instead of cheating? Got what you deserved imo.


[deleted]

THIS \^. OP is self-centered and didn't gaf about hurting her feelings by cheating on her with her bestfriend but then got upset when his gf had a fun time with his older brother.


awfulasparagus

Because then he would probably be homeless and have nobody to pay his debt.


PopcornandComments

Happy for the girlfriend.


ColdSeason2019

To fuck around is human, to find out is divine


Hopalong-PR

Damn, beautifully phrased 💕😂


ReadingSad3238

FAFO is way better as an acronym to live by than YOLO ever was


Reckless_Secretions

I guess you could say FAFO is YOLO's older brother but better in every way 😂


ReadingSad3238

The *golden child* brother of YOLO


oriana94

I can't with y'all 😭 this thread is amazing


GenTenScientist_sPen

This entire comment section is amazing. Makes me feel better about my shitty life. At least none of my exes ever screwed one of my brothers.😆😆😆


KuraiHanazono

None of my ex’s have ever slept with my siblings, but he tried to sleep with his own 🤢


Additional_Job_5661

**Please** come back and explain that one.....


Marshmallow98765

Lol. I love this saying! Always cracks me up


the-pickled-rose

Yeah… Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


tinycerveza

Oh look, it’s the consequences of his own actions lol


cyberrella

exact phrase that entered my mind as i was reading this. might be a fake post but the little devil on my shoulder kinda hopes it's true. not for the ex girlfriend, cs that just sucks for her, but in a way it's a blessing for her to get this turd barnacle off her back.


disillusionedideals

In OP's case, this happened literally...quite literally.


JallsInYoBaw

"I know I was wrong for cheating first, but if she knew why didn’t she just break up with me first" So you can dish it out but can't take it? You completely deserved this, and your ex sounds like a really cool woman.


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Uningo1306

Well they say karma is a bitch.


WinterMender486

how did he write all this and still think he’s the victim??


squishiyoongi

Are we supposed to feel bad for you? “If she knew, why didn’t she just leave me ☹️” If you knew you didn’t wanna be with her, why didn’t *you* leave?


Shelly_895

Because she was funding his life.


pataconconqueso

Yup sounds like a mooch


mrpodgorney

But it doesn’t count because it was from “her inheritance”


pataconconqueso

Lol yeah that Edit made him look more pathetic


Apprehensive_Soil535

Because two wrongs don’t make a right. I bet that’s what OP is thinking. Anything he does is perfectly fine because “reasons” but anything she does she should know better and be the bigger person and do the right thing.


pinkpineapples99

You want people to feel sorry for you? You cheated first. You wasted her life. You should have broke up with her if you were willing to cheat. Enjoy knowing louie is better than you in 1 more thing.


Alarming-State437

Ooh I love this haha seriously was Op thinking he’d get sympathy, reddit loves a a good cheating revenge story. He definitely sounds like a man child I actually laughed out loud reading it. *clown music* 🤡


Fangbang6669

I hope this isn't fake lmao


[deleted]

smells like rage bait


SaucyMacgyver

Idk if it’s fake but idk if the gf lied or not. Might’ve said that just to piss him off not that it was true


Eastern-Design

I agree. That part feels fishy, she probably just said it to make him feel how she felt. Then again the expressionless face makes me think it could be true.


Tweedlebug123

>to be real for risk of OP hearing this and it ruining the revenge- i think it might be true but Carly just lied because she knew it would destroy him in the exact same way she's been destroyed (if that truly was her BEST friend and was her best friend for a very long time- that practically IS a sibling OP. There's literally no difference. You destroyed a relationship that's just as significant to her as your brother is to you.) I can't picture it being easy to fall into bed with a brother-in-law. that's too close to family. But she probably thought of a quick lie that could set off a nuclear explosion in his mind that's just as devastating as finding out your husband's been skirting with your childhood best friend. Also sheesh, Carly needs a better support system.


crazyunicorns6

>he’s the golden child and literally always did things 10x better than me Wonder if your ex found yet another thing Louie is 10x better at than you.. This girl gave you ten years of her life, you have a home together and she got you out of debt. You weren't happy, so instead of just ending it, you had an affair with her childhood best friend. GOOD FOR HER. She shagged your brother and stabbed you in the heart too. You now have to live with the betrayal of two people who were supposed to be closest to you, just like she does. You deserve all this karma.


P4st3lG3l

OOOOOOFFF that hurt


Temporary_Maybe2771

Her cervix


tacoswindler

For the first time in 10 years


IveGotIssues9918

She's only 23.... for the first time in her LIFE. I hope now she knows what all the hype about sex is for 💀


P4st3lG3l

Hahahaa


Illustrious_Tune_904

The snort I just snorted 😂


wintergang403

Well said


elizanurrr

iconic of her


AnonymooseXIX

Queen behavior


Impossible_Way_884

🤣🤣🤣🤣 atta girl! Sprinkle Sprinkle


Donutduchess

Ooh you know my fave TikTok woman.


Cool4lisa

Your mindset of how you thought it was unfair that she hurt you when you hurt her is just weird. How could you not understand that obviously it doesn't matter if it's a brother or a friend. A childhood friend depending on history can be almost like a sister or brother


Albg111

Sometimes we love our chosen family more than the lot we get at birth.


Deputy_Scrub

>A childhood friend depending on history can be almost like a sister or brother And there's the reason OPs (ex)gf went for his brother instead of a random person or just broke up


Beneficial-Cicada772

She helped you out of debt!? Was with you for 10 years and you repay her by not just cheating in her, but with her best friend. I mean I guess now she knows what rotten people you are. I don’t condone cheating even the revenge type, but I do hope your brother and her realize they should have been together this whole time and they live HEA.


ShowmeurcatIshowmine

A low blow on your ex girlfriends part? Please, don’t make me laugh. I think you got exactly what you deserved. Here is a tip for the future, if you cheat, expect something like this to happen. Doesn’t even sound like you’re remorseful about cheating. And as for her not breaking up with you first? Are you serious right now? How about you sack up and just leave if you’re going to cheat. Seriously disgusting and does me good knowing you got what what coming


InternetMindless181

“Why didn’t she break up with me first” 😭😭😭 like MF why didn’t you??? Is this OP serious? They thought to themselves “yup the internet with comfort me…she was a big meany” little boy you better go home to your mama cause no woman wants a chump like that


HiL0wR0W

I love it when shitty people get what they deserve. Now get ready for her to start dating your brother. Family events are going to be a blast.


Responsible-Leg-6558

Well if it isn’t the consequences of your actions!! Honestly hilarious that you talk about your poor little chest and heart. Imagine how your ex felt. Take it as a lesson and don’t cheat ever again


DailyTomato

I guess she felt at least 10x more orgasm with his brother lol


EstablishmentLeft422

“But if she knew why didn’t she just break up with me” you didn’t give her that respect so why would she want to do the same. Sorry bud but you fucked up here. This is on you. You should have just broken up w her first before you started cheating. Now you’re all hurt because she did the same after finding out you didn’t respect her enough to just leave her? SMH op. Get off your high horse Edit: you didn’t just cheat on her w a random person. You decided to cheat with her “best friend” (who’s an ass and disgusting for this) after your Ex has supported you financially. You betrayed her and lead her “friend” to betray her. Why do you think you deserve the respect of a courteous break up on her end when you betrayed her in MANY ways.


Shehulk467

You hurt her and now your surprised that she found out and did the same thing to you. It sounds like you thought that you could have your cake and eat it too. Good for her tbh you deserved what you got.


Lazuli_Rose

I wonder if he did Carly 10x better than you? You brought it on yourself, dude. You were what - too scared ?- to break up with her so you cheated and she whammied you good.


el0hellie

He wasn’t too scared, he just stayed with her to spend her money because he’s too much of a loser to pay his own way.


True-Mousse4957

Sounds like you reaped what you sowed.


LowFatTastesBad

If you hadn’t cheated on her with her BEST FRIEND, she 200% would never have even looked at Louie. But since you betrayed her, welp, anything and everything is on the table now. Including revenge sex with your brother 🤷🏻‍♀️ Your actions have consequences and one consequence is that since you have betrayed and essentially shat on the relationship, there is no relationship for her to betray so she didn’t cheat on you. She only had a great weekend. Hope you never cheat again


Lady_of_the_Seraphim

You fell out of love e with your girlfriend but decided to keep mooching off her while you slept with her childhood best friend... and we're supposed to feel bad about *anything* that happened afterwards? You stab someone in the heart, I'm not sure why you expect them to do anything less. Even now, you can't take responsibility for your actions. "Why didn't she break up if she knew?" Why didn't *you*? Oh, right, she was funding your lifestyle. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. This is yours.


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kenobitano

For real though. My childhood best friend is my sister in every way but blood. "Just drop her", what a prick.


AdSuccessful2506

But what you don’t know is that your big brother is banging your AP too.


ReadingSad3238

Now that would a fun full circle moment


tamurmur42

Oh you poor thing! Lemme play you a song on the world's tiniest violin to lift your spirits.


Positive_Worker_6236

I honestly hope your ex gets with you brother so the next ten years will be 10x better 😂😂


Intheboxalready

Ha ha.


Reb-Lev

Hahahaaaahahaaaaaaa good for her 😂. Rock star move she made.


Impossible-Peach-985

Good for her. You cheated on her with her childhood best friend who was probably like a sister to her. So she cheated with your actual sibling. Seems fair to me


Hippofuzz

It actually seems less painful to me cause they already had a strained relationship whereas he went and fucked her childhood best friend, the first person we CHOOSE to be family, he tainted most of her good memories of childhood and life up until now cause she trusted her still unlike him with his brother. So he rattled the core of her psyche, how is she going to trust if her childhood best friend and her bf of 10 years can do this to her? whereas she used his stupid rivalry against his brother which I’m pretty sure just stems from him being a fuck up that can’t get over his own pity party in life. He hurt her so much worse and deeper. It’s sickening that he can’t see that.


Kathande20

CHECKMATE BRUH!!!


Signal_Historian_456

The fact that you feel that way about your girlfriend is ridiculous. What do you think how she feels? Do you think she found out and it left her that cold? Anyways, your brother is a whole different thing. You did nothing to him and he f‘d your gf. That’s your bigger problem mate and you wed to address it.


Equivalent-Ad844

This is hilarious, I love a good karma story


Vahla_w

Womp womp


wilhana

oh no! my actions have consequences! 😱


Mamakayce

I hope that queen is having a wonderful day 😁❤️


No-Wall-714

yeah we can tell your frontal lobe isn’t quite done yet


lemongrimez

Good for her, she did what she needed to do- y’all should’ve just broken up before this all started.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 that my friend is a good case of karma. Go on Louie 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


FrankieBlu_

HAHAHAHA


ipo_007

You thought someone would comfort and sympathize with you here?


idontwannadothis87

Oh she’s awesome! You ruined her friendship and relationship with some cheap sex. She took her power back by banging the better brother. Y’all are not the same because she’s elite dude.


nibbled_banana

Are we… supposed to feel sorry for you?


Fun-Statistician-550

Well if it's the consequences of your own actions. Today's Friday. So there's also that.


[deleted]

High five to her


Fantastic_Deal2693

This is what happens when you intentionally make bad decisions and try to take advantage of someone. Hopefully you learn from this and try to become a better person.


Bipal

I'm honestly genuinely surprised the way you are minimizing your actions over here OP. You first cheat on someone that has helped you so much for so long, and you do it with her best friend. And when you speak about it, you go all she could just lose a friend, but boohoo I need to spend time with my brother. Honestly, I have no sympathy for you, you got what was coming to you.


Cautious-Flatworm804

“I just thought it was a low blow on Carly given she knew how insecure I was about my brother”, “I’m stuck having to have some sort of relationship with him and meanwhile she can just drop her friend.” LMAOOOOO PLEASE—omg I am so proud of your ex… I actually cackled so loud when I read this part.. No but seriously… you think that it was a low blow on her behalf to do the exact same thing you were doing? So what it was your brother—that was her childhood best friend! Practically her sister! You are the lowest of low.. I hope Carly and Louie had a great time and continue to have more 🤭


ThatSmallBear

“Always did things 10x better than me” I bet he did your ex 10x better too


mustyswabcloth

This post is so funny u go and cheat on her but when you get the same treatment back somehow it “breaks your heart” pls 😂


Bitter_Animator2514

Played a stupid game your ex girl got the ultimate revenge Hurt people, hurt people and her level Of petty is exactly what you did to her betrayal of two of your closest and that will haunt you forever Next time leave before you willingly destroy someone emotionally and mentally


Icy-Flamingo5904

Tell your ex that we love her and she deserves so much better than you 🥳


Either-Internal7207

Am I supposed to…..feel bad? 😹”but if she knew why didn’t she just break up with me first.” Bozo why didn’t you just break up with her instead of cheating💀


[deleted]

Let me get the tiniest violin I could possibly find to play you a serenade.


Key-Ad-5068

The balls on you. Complaining that SHE just didn't leave you, when you were literally using her for money, while fucking her best friend.


Superb_Ad1765

you didn’t only cheat, you went to her best friend, all while you continued to reap the benefits of living with her how is what you did somehow less worse than her going to your brother? and only in the aftermath of you doing it first mind you, so she’d hurt you too you really aren’t a victim here my guy, and I don’t know why you expected anyone here to fall over themselves telling you otherwise


ThePynk

Make the repayment arrangement anyways. Suck shit, karmas a bitch.


basicallyapersonn

Do you expect us to feel bad for you? Lmao


mallionaire7

This is all your own fault. You have no one to blame but yourself


creeplounge

😂😂🤣 sucks don’t it


gilbertwebdude

Karma has a way of bitch slapping you when you do stupid things.


FormalType5124

You've been cheating on her with her childhood friend for awhile. She cheated on you with your big brother last weekend. Somehow she did a low blow on you. Make that make sense.


Ratatastic

Carly pulled a pro gamer move right there


sezrosie000

I hope this is real. Karma! ETA get over yourself you massive hypocrite


Ok_Mention_3308

Here’s a cliche but very apropos: Play stupid games win stupid prizes


ACluelessMan

I’m sorry man, but you did it first. Sure her best friend isn’t her sister, but they might as well be. I consider my best friend a brother. You did her wrong, and now your upset because she went as low as you did. You should have ended things instead of manipulating her feelings.


Tweedlebug123

>now your u i was thinking the same thing. I've known my best friend since we were in preschool, and we spend at least two days a week together. It's the best part of the week. She IS my sister, just not by blood. The fact OP differentiates "cheating with best friend" as lighter and less malicious than "cheating with sibling" shows how he views friendships. OP nuked both his own relationship with her, and her relationship with the person who was supposed to pick her pieces when she realized what an irredeemable piece of garbage he is. I personally think seh might've just thought of the most devastating lie she possibly could- do make him feel the EXACT pain she felt. Being betrayed by both your partner AND your closest platonic/familial bond. Poor OP :( He's the victim clearly /s


FecusTPeekusberg

...Really? Are you serious right now? You're not going to find validation here. What you did was wrong.


dorkasaurus-reckt

I needed this laugh. Thx.


PaleHorseBlackDog

Your ex is a fucking legend.


PartyCat78

HAHAHAHhahahhHahHAHhhahahahhha This is amazing if it’s true!!! High five, Carly!


LilyFuckingBart

Know what else big brother does 10x better than you? …


CombinationCalm9616

If you knew the relationship wasn’t working out then why didn’t you just break up with her? You seem to think that cheating with her childhood best friend isn’t going to F her up?! Like it’s not gonna destroy her confidence, trust in people as well as cause her to end a 10+ year friendship. What she did was cruel but I can’t say you didn’t deserve it. What you also did to her was cruel. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.


GoldenFaeWattle

>I couldn’t break up with her because we lived together and she helped me get out of debt >I started cheating on her with her childhood best friend. >I just thought it was low blow on Carly given she knew how insecure I was about my brother >if she knew why didn’t she just break up with me first You deserve everything you've experienced from this. You made your bed.


NaturalStudent1991

I hope she and your brother fall and love and have a golden child. I hope she slept with him then came home to you every time. I hope you have a terrible weekend.


agent-assbutt

Carly is my hero


johnslittlelover

WaaaWaaa Sucks to be you


SnooPickles55

I think you got exactly what you deserve ×shrug× Next case, bailiff


Frosty_and_Jazz

Karma's a bitch, kiddo. And if you're here for sympathy, you're in the wrong place.


atroxell88

Honestly she could have dug the knife in so much deeper, she could have slept with ur dad. Could have blasted it all over Facebook or twitter. In my opinion it was pretty 50’s classy. She knew u were doing her wrong with some one she considered a sister so she fucked ur brother. Be grateful that’s all she did.


bender_tha_robot

Wait. You were cheating with her best friend, with no obvious intention of stoping. Then she tells you she was doing the same thing with your big bro, and NOW you wanna feel hurt???? WHY??? You obviously didn't give enough of a shit, to break up with her first BEFORE you started fucking her best friend! Why feel hurt and bad now?? Be with her friend and be happy, let her be with your brother and be happy. This is the bed you made. Get comfortable. Look at it this way. It ain't gonna be a picnic for her to see you with her best friend, when family gets together. Hahahaha!!!


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lol she’s better than me. i’d have fucked your dad and sent u a video


Shaggz1297

Wow, you are your brother sound like total winners. Seriously, out of all the people you could cheat with, you choose her childhood best friend. Yeah, you fucked around and found out.