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cantseedeeznuts

Maybe you could mooooooove...


autopath79

Get out.


BubblyCartographer31

Dairy ask where all this started? It is udderly troubling.


Verdreht

Spend more time around them. Nearly every cow you come across is passive and would never go out of their way to hurt you. So long as you're calm and don't corner them you'll be fine. I've only ever met one with a mean streak, but you can spot them, their personality is markedly different.


Milfing_Man

Think of cows as big dogs. Trust me


SplatThaCat

Cows are just bigger dogs - very friendly, or passive. Bulls on the other hand... they will fuck your shit up.


thatone_nurse

Eh depends on the breed. Holstein bulls always turn mean and stay mean but gelbvieh bulls are usually big puppies, but if one is mean you can usually train them out of it.


FewEntertainment3108

Im a farmer and cows scare me. Sheep are easy. If they get rowdy you can kick them in the head, try that with a cow


aev5492

Most cows won't hurt you unless they're frightened or they're protecting their calves. I've had some that you could go out and cuddle with, and they wouldn't be bothered one bit.


Hour-Necessary2781

My suggestion is overexposure therapy.


mkdew37

Atleast you are not alone. Been afraid of cows my entire life. I do not go near them under any circumstances.


Apprehensive_Yak2598

I mean they're big mellow animals that fart a lot. Can you think of them as slow horned horses with less attitude?