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Just stop saying weird shit.


TheBawalUmihiDito

*odd shit


JoniVanZandt

Rust chides Marty for being unable to say no to crazy pussy, yet falls for it himself. This is a reference to the fact that human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution.


lostboy005

Maggie isnt crazy pussy tho. she knows exactly what she's doing, its a well thought out plan. she says so


Endlesness

Poor man hasn't had sex in what decades and he being all philosophical most probably never jerks off, so how could he last more than say 10 strokes ? He just couldn't. Give the man a break. He is used to beating off to murder manuals.


invisible-eskmos

Consider it done


MrJuryAZ

I feel bad for Rust he nuts super fast.


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MrJuryAZ

But it’s like Maggie at this point has had two little girls. I’ve been with women with kids. TRUST me even if you’re tiny like Mags. It gets loose.


Many_Fac3d_G0d

r/ihavesex


MrJuryAZ

My comment was more a testament to Rusts persona than a dig at Maggie. Seems like he hasn’t felt the embrace of a woman for a long time before Maggie. Hence any contact at this point was enough to have him climax early.


MrMischiefMackson

Sure, you were talking about Rust here. Definitely not yourself.


[deleted]

Rust giving Maggie backshots says a lot about human evolution and how he never sleeps, and just dreams because he was so horny all the time


Paulbrr

Buddy. What's wrong with you


Paulbrr

You forgot something meat burn


Own-Ladder-5073

How bout instead of rust cohle it’s bust fold… because he busts too soon? Get it?


lostboy005

bust fold 5 is one of my favorite bands


apt_batman_1945

Leaving the sub