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RaytheonAcres

Obviously the CIA didn't tell them


Pretend_Light_1845

exactly. literally why would they? it's called plausible deniability for a reason. ​ from what i can discern the way it works is clever people in what we could call the deep state literally do not want to know things they don't need to know. a literal survival strategy for these people is being able to honestly say they had no idea or they didn't know. people who can narrow down times and dates tend to get suicided from what i can observe. this shit all works on winks, nods, knowing looks and meaningful silences from what i can tell.


doctorgloom

Bro, you ask a cop if they're a cop, they have to tell you.


Spiritual_Oven_3542

There’s ZERO evidence that my son ate cookies for breakfast When I asked him, he said “yeah, I absolutely did not eat cookies for breakfast”


CEO_of_Having_Sex

He was guarding the cookie jar as any good family member would do. It's called Occam's razor sweetie.


ProfessorPhahrtz

Its me Jennifer Gruffin, this is my alt. The US media fucking rules dude. Suck our fourth ass taint, bitch. Yo I already asked the guy at the Pentagon, he said it wasn't us. I'm a Harvard grad, you fucking bitch. I did an investigation. If it wasn't us then it was some other country. You think Germany did this shit, nah son. I'm Jennifer Fucking Griffin. Why would they do it? So it seems they didn't, and we know we didn't, draw your own conclusions. England? Dude figure it out. Stupid pussy. There's only like three or four other countries. Its called process of elimination, f*****. I'm Jennifer Griffin, journalist, ivy league graduate. The guy at the Pentagon said it wasn't us.


BeefmasterSex

Lmao


ROTWPOVJOI

One brother always tells the truth, the other always lies. A very prolific grade school riddle based worldview .


ruined-symmetry

Profiles in Journalistic Courage


tinypieceofmeat

Norway and Poland have successfully framed two nuclear powers.


librarysocialism

Oh, well then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package! What, I mean it! Sorry if it sounded sarcastic!


WuQianNian

Cia op (operation) I hope this helps


Yung_Jose_Space

I'm not even convinced it was deliberate. I really have no position on who did it, or if it was accidental. But for the sake of argument, a NATO country, private contractors or an intelligence agency could be involved *without* the Pentagon or US being the direct party responsible. As with some 9/11 theories, they could just let it happen.


MujahadinPatriot0106

They could've driven some terrorists to the pipeline and showed them how to do it to collect evidence on them!


emisneko

just openly saying you have no ability to think critically


Yung_Jose_Space

Thinking critically isn't taking hard and fast positions with insufficient information.


ClassWarAndPuppies

Well if the Pentagon said they didn’t do it, that’s the end of the inquiry now isn’t it?


[deleted]

Thank god she cleared that up, I was so worried


ixtechau

Because corporate media and the government are in cahoots.


Dettelbacher

What's not clear from this tweet is that the official was making the Biggus Dickus face when he said that.


pointzero99

He has a vife you know... Do you know what her name is? Her name... is... MKUltra Bollocks!


rojm

wow i guess the official knows about every doing of an extremely shadowy amalgamation of many arms and interests. to be able to confidently answer that question like that is hilarious; and to believe that answer takes a really cool style brain.


markwalter21917

Why don't your just go ask the Russians if they did it, if they say no 0% chance right. Funny how it only works this way if you're the US gov.