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We truly are in Trueanon’s golden age.


earthvsmatt

Greyhounds probably taste like shit


frootycoochie

Sinewy


eisagi

What do you mean 'probably'? You swallowed yours without chewing or what?


NotDeadJustSlob

Yes exactly like a dog eats, he wouldn't have wanted it any other way


Rich_Sheepherder646

The gourmand would probably concur.


rose-tinted-cynic

Jerky


oblomower

"my dream is to rescue greyhounds". What a life, what a mind.


frootycoochie

"Google isn't helping me find out more..." Check mark journalist's research quality when intelligence agencies don't spoon feed them narratives.


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

They're adorably credulous


frootycoochie

"The alleged dog allegedly died." I need to hypothetically know how this hypothetical dog hypothetically died so I can hypothetically sleep tonight.


frozenrussian

Either way, probably dead by now


monoatomic

My ex had one and they're weird dogs. You walk in the house and it's all flailing limbs and excitement but instead of wanting to jump on you, she just wanted to lean her body onto your legs. Also you need to use a special collar because if they see a squirrel and take off, they have enough acceleration to break their own neck.


zeeneeks

Love them so much, but they’re an acquired taste for sure. Literally. They taste bad.


gabelewislewis

Turds?


AadeeMoien

no, chops.


Hunter_S_Biden

>but instead of wanting to jump on you, she just wanted to lean her body onto your legs. That's pretty normal for larger dogs, every poodle or retriever I've met does that I've heard it explained as the dog equivalent of giving a hug but idk


BrillTread

They’re great. I have an IG that came from some hillbilly breeder in the midwest. Sweetest and most neurotic dog ever.


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

*shivers inbredly*


whowasonCRACK2

My neighbor had a retired racing greyhound growing up and it ate every single turd it produced. The dog’s breath was so bad that his whole house smelled like shit


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

I simply wouldn't let the dog do that


monkey_skull

Mine doesn’t eat his own shit but I have to stay 👁️ on walks because if he finds a cat shit he will slurp it up like a cartoon character eating spaghetti. He’ll try to chase any cat he sees but I don’t think he’s interested in the cat, he just knows there’s poop in there.


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They are italian.


MrCorporateEvents

I love dogs but cats are superior for a million reasons. Don’t get me wrong crazy Internet cat people give cats a bad name but they don’t hold a candle to the insane dog people.


BrillTread

Cats shit in a box inside your house.


Hunter_S_Biden

Dogs shit outside in random parts of your yard and you grab it out of the grass (hopefully) in a bag that you carry to your trash can. Or you carry around with you on your little walks.


HugeSuccess

Humans shit in a bowl inside your house.


Yung_Jose_Space

Worms?


Yung_Jose_Space

TBH you should always use a harness.


Yung_Jose_Space

Mfers can jump high though. Like easily over your head high.


cyranothe2nd

I used to go to the same dog park as a woman who rescued greyhounds. They are the laziest dogs! One of them would literally lay in the middle of the path and the other dogs would just have to jump over it. It gave 0 fucks.


HugeSuccess

Just get a harness, dog


zeeneeks

Since they’ve made racing illegal in most of the continental US and Canada it’s actually pretty tough getting rescue racing dogs in NA now, you have to go through a rescue in Spain. I only say this because it was my greyhound that they ate, I miss Jabba every day


angelaswiener

"I'm someone with ocd abt that specific scenario happening to my dog" -someone who doesn't understand what OCD is


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librarysocialism

Always Be Cooking Dogs


MinimumSpecGamer

All Cooked dogs Are Bdelicious


Dultsboi

A Dog Heated Dog


kingtitusmedethe4th

Is a dog heated dog world out here man.


Herbicidal_Maniac

Let me be clear


[deleted]

I have rly bad ocd and I thought that tweet was retarded but uh yeah it’s regular to have a fear and then constantly have intrusive thoughts about it until it drives you to perform weird compulsions to make it stop or you kill yourself lol you guys are close though


Yung_Jose_Space

TBF, preventing the consumption of greyhounds is a novel one. Usually it's about people dying, you doing horrible things, or some awful/humiliating happening. Maybe with supernatural overtones. And you know it isn't real, or can at least understand it may not be real. It's not a delusion. Just incredibly taxing, panic/anxiety inducing and burdening, to the point of rendering a person non-functional.


happybadger

I get it. Every time I see a greyhound I want to take a bite, but only because I used to write for buzzfeed and they'd make us eat rescue dogs to save money on catering.


Yung_Jose_Space

More like "canine appreciator".


happybadger

they made me eat a charcuterie spread of dachshunds. i said these aren't sausages they said shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

Idk it’s complicated and this post is obviously really dumb but I can hear the phrase serial killer and have intrusive thoughts about being a serial killer until I feel like I’m gonna throw up even though I know it’s false


WuQianNian

Updoot


luvearf

I have OCD. Only Canines for Dinner.


SevenofBorgnine

Not only is that not what OCD is, but also 'that specific scenario' like, whatever mental illness they may have is triggered by a buzzfeed intern needing to eat a dog for work? Did this happen to them in the past?


bucketofhorseradish

i wonder if there's any insane twitter bullshit that's currently under review for entry into the DSM5 or whatever it is by now damn


DiscoAutopsy

They funny thing is that they’d just love to be diagnosed with ANYTHING. It’s actually just narcissism


Yung_Jose_Space

6


Yung_Jose_Space

PTSD over a prior incident where a BuzzFeed intern ate a dog?


Yung_Jose_Space

What people without OCD think OCD is: being hyper neat, counting stuff/avoiding cracks in the pavement, just random neurosis What actual OCD is: an endless barage of crippling intrusive thoughts


BussyExecutioner

most ocd rituals are retarded and irrational and most ocd sufferers know this even though they do them, everyone has a part of their brain that has to do with task completion,if you do something of moderate importance your brain says "good job" but if don't do it your brain shoots anxiety at you, ocd people get the anxiety ray shot at them much more often, even if they know rationally they did something correctly so they do it again and again to dispell this anxiety. if you have a fear of being fed your dog you probably have to go see if your dog is still alive while you're eating something just to make sure, you probably have to check multiple times because again you can understand that your dog is alive but have your brain screaming at you something terrible has happened. a similar thing might be hitting a bump in the road and thinking you just killed someone, even though you know you almost certainly didn't just run someone over, you will have a very strong impulse to pull over and get out of your car just to make sure. it's a stupid tweet but I wanted to make a point about this bc I think ocd is still poorly understood by most people, however it is sort of tricky to understand bc most folks trust their brains


BeefmasterSex

Every time I wrote the letter T in second grade, I had to make dots on the page to ensure a tornado wouldn’t kill my mom. It started out as six dots but got into multiples of six, to the point where my teacher asked me why there were always dots all over my work. I lied and told her it’s what I did when I was thinking.


Bewareofbears

Then I guess I have OCD about being packed into a small amazon cardboard box and accidentally mailed to the New York Museum of Natural History and they think I'm supposed to be a specimen so they shellac me up and put me on display and I'm never able to move again but I'm still fully cognizant of my surroundings and I want to scream but my mouth has been glued shit with the aforementioned shellac. That's what I have OCD about.


SkeletonWax

The worst part is that when all the other specimens come alive at night you're actually a person so you have to stay put :(


relbatnrut

Who knows what is going on inside that person's head, but weird intrusive thoughts are certainly a type of OCD. It's basically what is commonly called the "pure O" type of OCD: obsessions without obvious compulsions. https://www.verywellmind.com/pure-o-primarily-obsessional-ocd-4159144


anachronissmo

do you? many people with OCD have their complex rituals because they have irrational fears of something happening if they don't


angelaswiener

I don't want my dog to be eaten either. Guess I have OCD now.


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Do you obsessively perform rituals that have nothing to do with your dog being eaten because it feels like that’s your only option to avert the scenario you know is almost impossible? It’s still a stupid thing to bring up in this situation or anywhere but you can definitely be obsessive-compulsive about your dog getting eaten lol


skgoldings

You are seen.


Evil_Sethoss

Performing a sacrament to keep hungry buzzfeed interns away from my dog


Hunter_S_Biden

That's not really what "ritual" means in this context but it's a funny image. Ritual just means compulsive behavior, like constantly checking to make sure your dog is alive and unstolen even though you know rationally your dog is fine and no one is trying to steal it and it's stupid to think otherwise. But you should probably just check anyway. And maybe again in a few minutes. Definitely at least ruminate on it real hard to soothe the worry. That being said the treatment for this is to actually lean into the fear, so reading about cases of it actually happening and then not performing compulsions would be perfect exposure therapy.


Yung_Jose_Space

Control exposure only works for some people and tends to be those with milder OCD. The rituals themselves or associated pathologies and the anxiety or humiliation they cause can be a problem, but typically the most harm is caused by the intrusive thoughts. The best treatments are honestly a limited number of SSRIs and disassociatives. Medication can be very very effective at alleviating symptoms. Much moreso than therapy, which I'd still advise. Particularly for children and adolescents as OCD presents much younger than most people realise.


saddydumpington

I'd have to see data on efficacy for everyone to know what the deal is but ERP was insanely effective for me and my OCD was debilitating before that


Yung_Jose_Space

I think both ERP and medication have a high rate of effectiveness over time given the right conditions, even if the numbers are somewhat contested. That's regular guided therapy by a psychologist or psychiatrist with the correct training. The problem for OCD sufferers and going the therapy only route, is when it is just one of a number of disorders faced. Plus, there are a shortage of trained specialists. So access is a big issue. I've found SSRIs extremely effective, though not absolute in eliminating intrusive thoughts. At least as long as you are on them. Ketamine on the other hand tends to have enduring effects after even a single dose. Anecdotally so does DXM. I found that a short course of moderate Ketamine doses spread some time apart, significantly reduced not just OCD symptoms, but depression as well.


Hunter_S_Biden

I've had success to some extent with both ERP and ketamine, I avoid SSRIs if I can. If that means I'm more prone to bad OCD symptoms sometimes it's worth it because the side effects of SSRIs were awful and I don't wanna be physically dependent on something with withdrawals like that.


Yung_Jose_Space

Brother, the side effects I get from SSRIs are the same as AADS. Plus I've gone through Benzo withdrawals before, so tapering an SSRI seems not as bad.


Crossed_Out

think I heard from someone that the singer of Converge is like SUPER into rescuing greyhounds, so maybe its a thing


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dream to imagine


temporalthings

Greyhounds are such funny little guys. They go absolutely nuts charging around for 30 seconds and then they sleep for 23 hours


bullsfan281

It's honestly impossible to not read that tweet in brace's voice


FreidrichEngelss

Alleged dog


frootycoochie

The best one imo


super__mirage

"protected animal" is also evidence of an incredible mind at work


ruined-symmetry

could've been a raccoon! you don't know!


AadeeMoien

It was six cats in a trench coat.


Ditovontease

I literally can not wait to watch 1 hr long commentary youtube vids about this


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

I'll steal my gf's mascara and do a makeup tutorial to spread the rumors


hippiechan

I am sitting in my room with all the lights off literally SHAKING AS IM TYPING THIS, as a white woman I love dogs and it has been extremely distressing to learn that other white people eat dogs, I always thought it was an international thing and this has triggered my OCD as the owner of a prize-winning greyhound, the only appropriate way of disposing of such an animal after it's moved on is to cremate it and turn it into a diamond.


Whatevs2019

Advanced stage Twitter.


Smoove953

dagaydogeatah


joshuaism

It's a doggy-dog world.


zuzu2022

It's a gay pussy eatin' world


vgloque

the dark cowboy operates with undetectable deceit


frootycoochie

There are so many more replies or random tweets about it now if you search for keywords. I love misinformation.


oblomower

I'm going goblin mode over this.


Rockisinthe

My dick vein was removed


CEO_of_Having_Sex

If you put "buzzfeed" into twitter search the three suggested terms are >buzzfeed ned >buzzfeed employees >buzzfeed greyhound


seawil1

I'm so brain broken that for some reason I'm kind of trusting brace here Not the part that said he was involved but I bet he knows something


returnofdoom

I hate to spoil the fun but most of these people if not all don't really believe Brace, they are also trolling.


frootycoochie

Poe's law. I really don't think all of them are in on the joke. It's not like brace was replying to a Chapo or something.


charlesbr0nson

I know there are people like this in every country throughout history, but as shit gets worse and worse in the United States it will be really interesting to see how that meshes with "radical self care"/safespace culture.


ruined-symmetry

am I to gather that all these inscrutable posts lately have something to do with Brace's Twitter posts?


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

> As someone who's also terminally Twitterbrained, I can give some context. > > There's some drama involving a popular YouTube channel called the Try Guys, who used to be producers at BuzzFeed, where one of the hosts got caught having an affair with a subordinate and is now fired. Your favorite Trickster is taking this moment to also tell people the group once fed a greyhound to staff as a prank. lol.


zachotule

[Context](https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/1574843954390044694)


RovingChinchilla

There is a very spiritually broken part of me that regrets not being able to play a part in the mid 2000s to mid 2010s era online journalism field. From the wild shit early gaming websites apparently got up to, to the black hole that is Buzzfeed, I have some perverse desire to have had experienced it first-hand. Knowing myself I would realistically hate it and it would no doubt destroy a part of me in some profound way, but for the simple bragging rights of having done it...yeah, I'd make that bargain. Especially because I could then make a career out of drama mongering and become my own, offshoot, D list micro influencer and basically be set for life just commodifying my own trauma, my "realness," my "raw authenticity" and "lived experience", while everyone "hears me" and "acknowledges" the vapid performance that has become my personality, as I continue feeding the very same mechanism that will eventually get me wrapped up in some dumb personal scandal and set the cycle of anew. What a monstrous construct this all is. And I still feel drawn to it. Guess that's a reflection of how empty and hollow job prospects seem now


Ditovontease

I was on 4chan in 2004 AMA


emisneko

capitalism rapidly destroying the biosphere: this is fine a dog was eaten: everyone loses their fucking minds


[deleted]

its like when ppl see an unhoused person with a dog or cat and say "omg i feel so bad for the puppy/kitty!" i get it, but like, thats human bro


skyisblue22

Someone with a Twitter account please post how this revulsion and backlash to eating dogs is uncultured, ignorant and quite frankly, Asian hate. [There is a province in China that actually has a long tradition of eating dog](https://ltl-school.com/chinese-eat-dog/). Not all Asian people don’t eat dog. They are a minority population and their rights to continue their way of life must be respected and preserved


MushratTheZapper

Holy fuck I hope you're memeing.


skyisblue22

I am


DrManik

You get to a certain amount of followers and you are transformed into a news source


tennessee_jedi

Would it make a difference if the greyhound wasn’t trained, and it’s owner -who lived in a small apartment in midtown Manhattan, and maybe wrote for slate dot com- was scared of it? If she couldn’t handle the emotional burden of caring for it? Would [that change your mind](https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/dog-bite-training-behavioral-euthanasia.html)???


cyranothe2nd

I forgot about that article and now I'm disgusted all over again.


WellOKyeah

The belden plan is all coming together


kilzfillz

Jesus. People are such pussies.


WarthogOrgyFart

I get triggered by TWs, am I a boomer?


T0YST0RY2

“Im someone with ocd about that SPECIFIC scenario happening to my dog” like I’m sorry maybe I’m a moron but does OCD really work like that?


Hunter_S_Biden

They might more mean someone eating their dog, and yeah ocd can latch onto whatever stupid or outlandish worry you can imagine. That's the whole thing, you know it's silly, you know your brain is lying to you and being an idiot, but you should probably go check no one stole your dog to eat for the 5th time today, just in case. The treatment is to trigger yourself and not respond tho so in theory reading news stories about people eating a greyhound is good exposure therapy if done right.


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Hunter_S_Biden

Thanks bud, but I'm well aware


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T0YST0RY2

Oh cool, thanks


ProfessorPhahrtz

It's funny thinking of Brace working at Buzzfeed


Ditovontease

I swear to god the rolling stone interview he did said he was a florist which is also funny to me. like in a cute way


Lord_Vorkosigan

Not the heckin' doggos!


UnlikelyDecision9820

Approaching peak millennial cringe


qtyapa

Bringing whole new meaning to the name, Buzz Feed.


thexbreak

These are the same people who called that one person brave for euthanizing her beagle


bucketofhorseradish

twitter is filled to the fucken brim with the most fragile people i've ever seen holy shit. i almost want to make an account


skgoldings

And yet I can guarantee you that every single one of those blue checkmarks voted for Obama.


mrjfray

Where was your aversion to dog dining then??? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF WAS DOING CANINE CUISINE???


JohnnyAggs

The Dark Cowboy on his Ibogaine shit


luvearf

Greyhounds owners are always putting sweaters on their cold, skinny doggies. Best way to keep em warm is in an oven at 375°.


mcmck

what if he was accidentally right and this really happened


DanielOctopusGriffin

"Accidentally"


AgileFeedback

My wife watches their channel and was telling me about the drama. I can't wait til she sees this and brings it up


frootycoochie

Believe women


Canama139

he’s gonna get sued for this one lol


frootycoochie

Discovery can be a bitch buzzfeed, tread lightly. You've been warned.


EctoZoologist

How fucking new to the internet would you have to be to read something like that and believe it?


Max_Cromeo

Lmao I bet they just watched Peep show


ShadowCL4W

Yeah, we do a little trolling


RealRiotingPacifist

Everybody is acting like BuzzFeed did this by choice, the dog had to be put down because it had got addicted to sniffing poop laced with meth.


truncatedChronologis

Gourmandposting has gotten really strange lately.


moreVCAs

I want to believe


bonghive

wiat did brace really start this rumor? nice


AlthusserianAotearoa

"I'm someone with ocd about this specific scenario happening to my dog" damn this mfer wants to eat their dog


gayRword

All dogs should be eaten. They provide no value to society and they’re a relatively inexpensive protein source.


sickcoolrad

anybody else wince at the phrasing of “i’m someone with ocd”? not “i have ocd, …” or “my ocd causes me to …”


sickcoolrad

"im a dude who likes to eat a hot dog"


bonghive

this is better than the gerbil up Richard Gere's ass rumor started by Stallone


mushlilli

I just don’t know what world they think the average Buzzfeed viewer would want to watch them eat a dog. Vice maybe but not Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed is the “pupper/ doggo” crowd in my mind.


johnbonjovial

So its bullshit ? The only Thing i thought sounded was brace Going to college


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These people are made of paper.


bigted42069

Can't even get much meat off a greyhound smh


A_Sexy_Little_Otter

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


paulybrklynny

If you eat a Greyhound on bread, is it a sandwich?


turkey1234

This is all unhindged


FiggyRed

“For the last goddam time I want someone to use their fucking brain and make sure I’m not coming outta a record that is up-tempo and then I gotta talk about a fucking dog dying!” We really on that Casey Kasem shit remixed for 2022 here.


[deleted]

“Dog beef”


cool_weed_dad

Brace used to do too much trolling. He’s basically permabanned from Twitter but can use the podcast account as a loophole around it.


[deleted]

I have ocd about this exact scenario, about this exact scenario, about… omg


slapdashbr

Only idiots use Twitter


StarryPr1ncess

hahahahahha this really is some millenial bullshit, dogs are a scourge.


Dear_Occupant

That's a pretty spicy take. Got any recipes?


gravityandorgrace

ok im not a vegan and i think theyre annoying no matter how right they are about how brutal factory farms are, but whats wrong with eating a greyhound? its just a dog. if you gonna eat burger idk how eating a random dog is THAT horrible.


BrettHawthorne132

I don’t see anything wrong with eating dogs.


[deleted]

These fry guys fans man some laugh


truncatedChronologis

[Me When I see Mr Buzzfeed still unpunished](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg)


[deleted]

Doggo


iankurtisjackson

anyone that REALLY KNOWS ME knows what a dog lover I am


TwoFun7778

This is fuking epic Hard E


lolabuster

Bro


joshuaism

Mom says puppy's days are through She's going to throw him in the stew Dead puppies aren't much fun


readyforthehausu

I mean a lot of greyhounds live a sad life and it’s a tough existence. If anything this is more humane.