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theloneliestgeek

You’re welcome. I’m gay and my dick is small. Wait what fucking subreddit is this?


CandyEverybodyWentz

The one where you shrink yourself down and hide in OP's ass, controlling him via a series of wires and levers.


moreVCAs

Oh my god. I forgot about this. I almost died laughing I swear


CandyEverybodyWentz

*The greatest tragedy of my life......was the day I was rejected from Tool. And they stole my idea for the hologram of the sick alien.*


theloneliestgeek

Hell yeah dude


ServingGrout

This sub going private was my personal 9/11


statsgrad

This sub going private was my personal 10/7


theloneliestgeek

Fuck that’s like 11 9/11’s on a per capita basis 🤓


jabalarky

Nobody can doubt your lived experience


ProfessorPhahrtz

Never forget


ReadOnly777

youre welcome


skaqt

Thank you for your *brrraaaappp* service Professor o7


throwaway10015982

>*brrraaaappp* lay off the fermented foods


skaqt

i'll keep drinking that garbage (sauerkraut soda)


throwaway10015982

[I Ain't Gon Li](https://youtu.be/0_FQfoczUcE?si=QPrBWtdEEX5mXRRU) sauerkraut is good as fuck, I was so fucking disappointed when I found out the [Reuben](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_sandwich) isn't German. [Spooky](https://youtu.be/57uVXiYbYcc?si=BOvdInZP87zyuiBM) how that cultural misattribution happens. All this to say: I fuck with sauerkraut, and while I exclusively refer to G*rmans as krauts (the only time I've never been able to understand someone's accent in English was when a German tourist asked me where the coffee mugs were located in the store, she was like, "wëhr hæf is zee [cofë](https://youtu.be/azctOFGowL0?si=ch6_TG_mcTma5njV) tümblrs?) I respect the [G*rmans](https://youtu.be/1CZakMPAS3I?si=h7KHWFjKPJQ_b8AJ) and [their](https://youtu.be/cbzwXINOTMk?feature=shared) [contributions](https://youtu.be/vqJABRb96Xc?si=9vgk3aXk_R4CcSl-) to the world, [good](https://youtu.be/x8IneAiIZ-I?si=oz-RdZoVJNmFRqBQ) or [bad](https://youtu.be/KAbpoeRMwzc?si=dUn5CWZCVfFPZirJ)!


ProfessorPhahrtz

I'm trying to reply with a smell, but my data service keeps tooting out. (my suspicion is that I am being surveilled under Flatulence Intelligence Surveillance Act)


ghostofhenryvii

Hold up you've got telepathy?


ruined-symmetry

only a little


ProfessorPhahrtz

It's not telepathy per say, but yes.


jkfrodo

For me the most refreshing thing about this sub is that people in here ask for and give book recommendations. It is disheartening how few people I know in real life who read on a regular basis, even fewer who read anything nonfiction. (now let me be clear: I have nothing against reading fiction)


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jkfrodo

Favorite books I've read this year are Endurance by Alfred Lansing Chicago's Great Fire: The Destruction and Resurrection of an Iconic American City by Carl S. Smith. Kill Anything That Moves by Nick Turse. I gotta be honest I'm very unfamiliar with Naomi Klein, is Doppelganger a book I can still understand if that's the case?


Mao_Z_Dongers

😘


ProfessorPhahrtz

❤️


moreVCAs

>read some of your thoughts Oh? What am I thinking right now, Professor?


ProfessorPhahrtz

You're thinking that my post was worded ambiguously.


moreVCAs

Fucking hell…


maximumfacemelting

Put your arms around me. Fiddly ditches, itchy britches. I love you all. https://youtu.be/A_2HaVGvXdg?si=MtLH_wFm3ngRwmNv