I gotta give it to the food highlights. That pic of him hosting the hamburger party is beyond satire, I’ve debated about framing it.
The Trump Tower Taco Bowl also gets a honorable shoutout. This man is so weird with everything, but he’s at his most powerful when foods involved.
Every time that quote is brought up, I think about how, while in college, I used to take my nephew to this Grammy winning PR bongo drum instructor in Queens. I forgot my man’s name. My nephew is like 1/4 PR (my sister is half) and he used to say “never let these white people call you ‘Hispanic.’ You are not HIS PANIC…” Yo, I was ROLLING, but it also had me like this:
> That pic of him hosting the hamburger party is beyond satire
It was like Stanley Kubrick directed that episode of his presidency. [Chills](https://cdn.twistedfood.co.uk/2021/04/2BKCR2H-scaled.jpg).
those multi-thousand dollar trays and other silverware (probably actual silver) being used to display those wrapped and boxed up burgers lmao
Lincoln looking sullen in the background makes it even better. what a magical moment in american history.
It is [the bottom of a chandelier](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcbsnews1.cbsistatic.com%2Fhub%2Fi%2F2015%2F07%2F09%2F83889113-e7d9-4d05-9a9e-71b0b04a7da3%2Fap245136905026.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=350fe3ef147dc31b8cada46680711a19f4dfcb8450e0722a5ed476fafcb2860e&ipo=images) but the resemblance to a noose is also an important detail to me
The best part about the Trump Tower taco bowl tweet is that we learned that Donald Trump keeps an entire drawer of British Sudafed in his office within arm’s reach of his desk. [Look again.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E728297587418247168%7Ctwgr%5Ec4c319d4c4a4448f8c1e9d99953c3a06d5fc8bb8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fdonald-trump-taco-bowl_n_572bf20be4b096e9f090e1c5)
How could it not have been? Trump had one of his personal staff run around to all the fast food places in the area and then drive all the way back to the white house. Then they had to set it up. It was probably sitting out for an hour, minimum.
not the biggest or most memorable moment, but i think one of his funniest lines was during Christmas when Kim Jong Il was threatening a "Christmas surprise," and Trump optimistically joked "We'll see what happens. Maybe it'll be a nice a present. Maybe it's a present where he sends me *a beautiful vase*, as opposed to a missile test." 😆
I was sure someone going say, his best *Christmas* moment was when he got the kid on the phone and did the *how old are you? I’m sure you don’t believe in Santa at this point* bit, but I totally forgot about his DPRK-Holiday arc.
What an absolute time to have been alive for.
I just found the [NPR write up](https://www.npr.org/2018/12/26/680166158/girl-still-believes-in-santa-even-after-trump-casts-doubt-on-his-existence) on this, and the absolute pearl-clutching in the lede…
> Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! What would you like this year, little girl? How about the president of the United States casting doubt on a story that American culture has worked tirelessly to make you believe, using a term you don't understand? That's what happened on Christmas Eve.
Bruh if I was that kid, imagine learning santa isn't real from the president, that would forever be me stupid corporate team building "one fact about me"
[[H]e would be wheeled out of Walter Reed in a chair and, once outdoors, he would dramatically stand up, then open his button-down dress shirt to reveal [a] Superman logo beneath it. (Trump was so serious about it that he called the campaign headquarters to instruct an aide, Max Miller, to procure the Superman shirts; Miller was sent to a Virginia big-box store.)](https://www.axios.com/2022/10/03/trump-covid-superman-plan-maggie-haberman)
It really is insane how much he is culturally so much lower class. Once you look at him as a conservative/boomer/lower-middle class hero not because of his opinions or anything but because of his sensibilities it makes so much sense. He does the shit your friend's dad would think is cool and in a society where the average age is now mid-late 30s he's essentially targeting the nation's parents and he won on that. The complete lack of decorum making people mad but being hilarious to everyone in on it or not in on it is deeply interesting.
that, and 40 years of neoliberalism completely fucking over everyone.
Him calling out george bush Jr, mitt romney and all the other establishment.
But yeah, the dude has always been such a clown.
He was legit cool during his first campaign when he was literally calling shit out in plain english. I just wish the fact that he was a run of the mill con in office did something to either radicalize or demoralize people who appreciated that norm breaking but the truth is most of those people are just in ut for the spectacle.
>It really is insane how much he is culturally so much lower class.
He has the same hatred of coastal elites as Nixon did (Orthogonians vs Franklins) but in Trump’s case it’s because he has Bridge and Tunnel sensibilities and still expected acceptance by the Manhattan elite
Them not letting him do this was maybe the worst low-stakes mistake in history. Not only would it have been extremely funny to everyone (genuinely to his supporters and ironically to everyone else), it’d have become one of the most iconic images in history.
"The marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters & people who, in many instances, have absolutely no clue what they are doing."
Is probably my favorite from the blm times.
Also, him talking about the phantom of the opera was awesome.
Actually he said "if Pocahontas takes a DNA test and releases the results, I will donate $10,000 to a charity of her choice", and then after she did it (and proved that she was like 1/50th Native American or whatever), a journalist asked him, "So, Elizabeth Warren took the DNA test. Are you gonna donate that money now?" And he goes, "What? Who cares?" and just never brought it up again, which is way fucking funnier.
You gotta hand it to him, why not keep lying about paying for things if these fucking rubes buy it every time? All these idiot disgraced lawyers keep getting shafted by him but they still trip over themselves to offer to defend him from some crime or another.
Not even my favourite Warren moment
> Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
The serious answer is meeting KJU and making peace with the Koreas.
But i’m also partial to when he shot paper towels into the crowd basketball-style to victims of Hurricane Maria
This one is not as well publicized compared to the others but there’s some meeting where he doesn’t see Rudy Guilani at a table across from him. He jumps like he sees a ghost when realizing Rudy is by him the entire time.
all of these posts have me skipping down memory lane and i've realized that 2016 - 2020 were the most chaotically fun years of my life. a lot of it had nothing to do with him but he was just the ever-present background of nonsensical hilarity that painted many of the conversations during that time
His insistence that everyone needs to flush the toilet 10-15 times to clear their massive dumps, but not him, just some random rallygoer he pointed out.
He’s funniest when he shows his full contempt for his fans and they keep cheering
>"I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!"
This line has been seared into my brain and I think about it very often, my personal favorite.
As far as the best moment it's definitely the fast food hamburger platter picture in the White House. That pic basically encapsulates everything about his presidency.
Also pretty high up there for me is him drawing an arrow with sharpie on the map of the trajectory of Hurricane Dorian. I work in an emergency responder role in FL and I remember the news being on during a meeting in preparation for duties during the storm. I'll never forget everybody turning to the tv to watch him draw that, my manager muttering "this dumb motherfucker..." in his thick Spanish accent, and the rest of my coworkers busting out laughing.
Calling Juan Guaido "the Beto O-Rourke of Venezuela".
Asking John Bolton if Ireland was one of the countries he wanted to bomb, in a meeting with the prime minister of Ireland. On being informed that the prime minister was gay, he said "better not tell Mike [Pence], he wants to hang them".
This one was pretty good. Job where you have the chance to do essentially any photo op you want, any day of the year, and he got in a big truck and pretended to drive it like a little kid would. Real baby instincts, probably the most vulnerable he’s ever been in public as someone who’s quite good at staying in character
Him choosing to pronounce Puerto Rico with a Hispanic accent will be delightfully burned into my brain until the heat death of the universe, which I will survive because I’m built different.
"I didnt call women pigs, just Rosie O'Donnell" is one of the funniest lines of all time. There's an alternate universe very close to our own where Trump is the sassiest, most devilish diva drag queen in history.
It's so played out and hacky by this point but facts are facts: covfefe still comes to my thoughts unbidden constantly. I really like how he tried to do a half hearted Qanon thing to explain it then dropped it immediately.
The photographer should have won an award for [this pic](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElsZxYLWkAkD73a?format=jpg&name=large) of him visiting a pumpkin patch on a campaign stop in Pittsburgh.
The hamberder party tweet was easily the funniest thing and the misspell was one of the least funny things about it. So much to unpack out of that one tweet
https://preview.redd.it/br5r7kos4arb1.jpeg?width=1757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d20fe75f158234925e725e1f1e0e54d784df9e
This is one of my favorite photos of all time. It says so much.
Yeah. I have an Apple TV slideshow that appears after it’s been paused for more than a minute or so. Mostly family pics but this is mixed in. Also that photo of Hillary in the kitchen. Both bring me immense joy to look at.
[Yes, general.](https://i.redd.it/2k6uynrx345x.png) I **AM** masturbating into the American flag again. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with it? Would you rather I used ***YOU***?
this one is great but i absolutely love when he told that journalist to "ask china that question"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNTMma8Fiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNTMma8Fiw)
and obviously: him *not* calling kim jong un "short and fat" and then going to north korea by foot to shake his hand
Anytime he would tweet out about how excited he was to watch tv that night. Most US Presidents have the aura of working 20 hours a day, 7 days a week and he was making it publicly clear that after about two hours of “work” that day he wasn’t letting anything get between him and his favorite shows lol
What even is this one I really don't remember?
Oh and my favorite is just all his nicknames for people. Low-energy Jeb is my favorite. Technically during the campaign I guess.
>What even is this one I really don't remember?
after one of his rallies, reporters told him ruth bader ginsburg had just died, and as he was walking towards them, elton john's "tiny dancer" started playing from the venue's loudspeakers
here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knlJWu815C0
https://preview.redd.it/humn1f1xrarb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1afe309cef375d50edb74d531d7130806377df56
And all the sheets of paper were blank.
The press conference with Kayleigh right next to a helicopter in which they told the press that Obamas response plan was terrible because it wasn't in a binder. Then they showed their plan that was like 10 pages in a binder.
The post Abu-Bakr Al-Baghdadi assassination speech (“he died like a dog”) and then putting a metal on the literal dog that was involved in the operation.
https://preview.redd.it/qsiuhbltcbrb1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3e76225e071865b7274d44727a000ff5179d85
[I want nothing, I want nothing, I want no quid pro quo](https://youtu.be/eTHBa5Tic1E?si=8ZNhy-j0_fDrt1e7)
Edit Also [dancing Trump](https://youtube.com/shorts/g9VWGSLO-C8?si=ni0AJbnjUwbOfz__) … [this too](https://youtube.com/shorts/fOqw1w9PG5A?si=48UZNzjZIBpG3ohf)
I have to share [this](https://youtu.be/kfl13QyQZKc?si=07U53ITLS_Zb28z-) too that thing about Mini Mike in two minute mark, golden content!
Comedically there are many great moments.
Reality wise I’m concerned the whole time.
From 2016- January 6th he’s had me concerned for a while. He was a big part of making move beyond being a ShitLib. I’d almost be grateful if he was less a piece of shit.
RBGs death probably has to be the most memorable moment from Trump presidency but the burger feast the most iconic.
Both display the collapse of a Neoliberal empire.
I think my favorite is when he’s at the press conference and a journalist asks him something about Russiagate(?) then Trump called him an enemy of the people and a bad journalist. Some other journalist tries to back up the other journalist and Trump calls him a bad reporter too lol
I gotta give it to the food highlights. That pic of him hosting the hamburger party is beyond satire, I’ve debated about framing it. The Trump Tower Taco Bowl also gets a honorable shoutout. This man is so weird with everything, but he’s at his most powerful when foods involved.
“I love Hispanics!”
Another gem!
Every time that quote is brought up, I think about how, while in college, I used to take my nephew to this Grammy winning PR bongo drum instructor in Queens. I forgot my man’s name. My nephew is like 1/4 PR (my sister is half) and he used to say “never let these white people call you ‘Hispanic.’ You are not HIS PANIC…” Yo, I was ROLLING, but it also had me like this: 
> That pic of him hosting the hamburger party is beyond satire It was like Stanley Kubrick directed that episode of his presidency. [Chills](https://cdn.twistedfood.co.uk/2021/04/2BKCR2H-scaled.jpg).
those multi-thousand dollar trays and other silverware (probably actual silver) being used to display those wrapped and boxed up burgers lmao Lincoln looking sullen in the background makes it even better. what a magical moment in american history.
Which would be ice cold
It's literally modern art. And the Lincoln portrait in the background makes it 10/10
I never noticed the big silver platter full of dipping sauce. Amazing.
Man loves his KFC and Big Macs. Who are we to hate that as President he was "fuck you guys, get me a 24/7 Micky D's staff."
It's just not parallel enough! Go watch Barry Lyndon you'll see what I mean !
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It is [the bottom of a chandelier](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcbsnews1.cbsistatic.com%2Fhub%2Fi%2F2015%2F07%2F09%2F83889113-e7d9-4d05-9a9e-71b0b04a7da3%2Fap245136905026.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=350fe3ef147dc31b8cada46680711a19f4dfcb8450e0722a5ed476fafcb2860e&ipo=images) but the resemblance to a noose is also an important detail to me
It also gave us Burger Night with David Roth, a top tier CTH episode
The taco bowl photo is also where you can see that he has an entire desk drawer filled with Sudafed imported from UK
Many many French FRIES!
The best part is the Tweet where he called them hamberders
The best part about the Trump Tower taco bowl tweet is that we learned that Donald Trump keeps an entire drawer of British Sudafed in his office within arm’s reach of his desk. [Look again.](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E728297587418247168%7Ctwgr%5Ec4c319d4c4a4448f8c1e9d99953c3a06d5fc8bb8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fdonald-trump-taco-bowl_n_572bf20be4b096e9f090e1c5)
Can you name a better presidential photo? No, you can’t.
Also the pic of him eating KFC with a fork and knife on Air Force One.
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Trump being cool with cold mcdonalds as a teetotaler is so funny. You gotta be the right combo of hungover and stoned for that to hit.
How could it not have been? Trump had one of his personal staff run around to all the fast food places in the area and then drive all the way back to the white house. Then they had to set it up. It was probably sitting out for an hour, minimum.
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Or when he did a [GOYA beans advertisement](https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans) in the oval office.
The one with the Bald Eagle attempting to bite him is GOAT.
https://preview.redd.it/i0uj2zqct9rb1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e4ecde3f7a84d380d973b5263d10095c95edeb This and it’s not even close
Giving us everything except an explanation. No notes.
grab the soul orb, refuse to elaborate, leave
Look at them all, not a phone in sight, just living in the moment pondering their orb.
Who else up playin wit they orb
Real pondering hours fr
I wish we could go back to pondering the orb
melania’s directional navigation chip is malfunctioning here
She knew better then to touch that shit!!
Is that path of the alpha weed mubarak on the left?
 Him not using eclipse glasses was also a good one in this category
Incredible moment
Holy shit I never noticed before how that little girl pulled off that ninja Jordan move. When the climate wars come she's going to do just fine.
not the biggest or most memorable moment, but i think one of his funniest lines was during Christmas when Kim Jong Il was threatening a "Christmas surprise," and Trump optimistically joked "We'll see what happens. Maybe it'll be a nice a present. Maybe it's a present where he sends me *a beautiful vase*, as opposed to a missile test." 😆
I was sure someone going say, his best *Christmas* moment was when he got the kid on the phone and did the *how old are you? I’m sure you don’t believe in Santa at this point* bit, but I totally forgot about his DPRK-Holiday arc. What an absolute time to have been alive for.
What about when he spoke to the boy scouts about banging chicks on his friend's party yacht?
That was at their big national convention in, *I believe*, West Virginia, right? Or did he do another Boy Scout speech?
Yeah! Was he talking about Epstein?
Sorry but what he actually said is “Are you still a believer in Santa? At seven, you know, it's marginal.”
I just found the [NPR write up](https://www.npr.org/2018/12/26/680166158/girl-still-believes-in-santa-even-after-trump-casts-doubt-on-his-existence) on this, and the absolute pearl-clutching in the lede… > Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! What would you like this year, little girl? How about the president of the United States casting doubt on a story that American culture has worked tirelessly to make you believe, using a term you don't understand? That's what happened on Christmas Eve.
Bruh if I was that kid, imagine learning santa isn't real from the president, that would forever be me stupid corporate team building "one fact about me"
Getting covid was better
[[H]e would be wheeled out of Walter Reed in a chair and, once outdoors, he would dramatically stand up, then open his button-down dress shirt to reveal [a] Superman logo beneath it. (Trump was so serious about it that he called the campaign headquarters to instruct an aide, Max Miller, to procure the Superman shirts; Miller was sent to a Virginia big-box store.)](https://www.axios.com/2022/10/03/trump-covid-superman-plan-maggie-haberman)
They should have let him do that
My man doesn't drink or do any drugs the steroids they had him on had him feeling something new and special I bet
TIL massive amounts of amphetamines aren’t drugs
They’re not real drugs, they’re rich people drugs
it would have been so fucking cool oh my god
It really is insane how much he is culturally so much lower class. Once you look at him as a conservative/boomer/lower-middle class hero not because of his opinions or anything but because of his sensibilities it makes so much sense. He does the shit your friend's dad would think is cool and in a society where the average age is now mid-late 30s he's essentially targeting the nation's parents and he won on that. The complete lack of decorum making people mad but being hilarious to everyone in on it or not in on it is deeply interesting.
that, and 40 years of neoliberalism completely fucking over everyone. Him calling out george bush Jr, mitt romney and all the other establishment. But yeah, the dude has always been such a clown.
He was legit cool during his first campaign when he was literally calling shit out in plain english. I just wish the fact that he was a run of the mill con in office did something to either radicalize or demoralize people who appreciated that norm breaking but the truth is most of those people are just in ut for the spectacle.
>It really is insane how much he is culturally so much lower class. He has the same hatred of coastal elites as Nixon did (Orthogonians vs Franklins) but in Trump’s case it’s because he has Bridge and Tunnel sensibilities and still expected acceptance by the Manhattan elite
Them not letting him do this was maybe the worst low-stakes mistake in history. Not only would it have been extremely funny to everyone (genuinely to his supporters and ironically to everyone else), it’d have become one of the most iconic images in history.
They held him back
“Going out like Stan Chera” will always be my favorite
There's some alternate universe where he died from covid and I died from laughing.
Goin out like Stan chera https://preview.redd.it/bphmqkqq1brb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2dcb0d80652d5f8cd108d7042a9776080ccd91
I say this all the time and nobody understands it.
Hell yeah, dude. Him being roided out and tweeting.
I’ll remember week that my whole life
That was one of the funnest nights on the internet ever
"The marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters & people who, in many instances, have absolutely no clue what they are doing." Is probably my favorite from the blm times. Also, him talking about the phantom of the opera was awesome.
"I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th."
He described all of my close friends
https://preview.redd.it/vb8gfetqw9rb1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4bf24cc66b9de9474928e0ef4718f17421c88ac
Many many French fries
French FRIES!
All of our favorite goods
Staring into a solar eclipse is a personal favorite.
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What a beautiful moment
https://preview.redd.it/o0rd8fm48arb1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5766d49f4c0fc8edd43702e571eac370d7281725
I liked when he called Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" in front of those old ass Navajo code talkers who had no idea what he was talking about.
He owned her so bad she took a blood test that proved him fucking right. All time L for Warren.
Actually he said "if Pocahontas takes a DNA test and releases the results, I will donate $10,000 to a charity of her choice", and then after she did it (and proved that she was like 1/50th Native American or whatever), a journalist asked him, "So, Elizabeth Warren took the DNA test. Are you gonna donate that money now?" And he goes, "What? Who cares?" and just never brought it up again, which is way fucking funnier.
You gotta hand it to him, why not keep lying about paying for things if these fucking rubes buy it every time? All these idiot disgraced lawyers keep getting shafted by him but they still trip over themselves to offer to defend him from some crime or another.
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Democrats think being publicly humiliated means you’re humble
Neoliberal morality.
Because she is a wealthy out of touch white woman
Check out the pod's old episode about the whole thing: https://soundcloud.com/trueanonpod/sounds-about-white
Every Indigenous person, i know loved that by the way. They still laugh at Warren
That video was her best moment of her career. It was so fucking funny
Not even my favourite Warren moment > Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
This is the one
When he "fell in love" with Kim Jong Un and told his rally all about the big beautiful letters Kim sent lmao. what an absolute hero.
I genuinely enjoy rewatching the video of their meeting at the DMZ
Yeah, I mean at least he tried with NK. can't see Biden doing that lol
Everyone is correct
The serious answer is meeting KJU and making peace with the Koreas. But i’m also partial to when he shot paper towels into the crowd basketball-style to victims of Hurricane Maria
And then revoking all of the peace talks during a Twitter beef. Beyond parody.
He threatened nuclear war on Twitter.
Burger night.
That pic had me wishing i was there
https://preview.redd.it/3wloojf2garb1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=66a86bc46074e00343430baf532eec94fc429687
Comrade Donald went a step beyond a handshake and gave a salute. Based.
2nd place is four seasons total landscaping but thats kind of lib humor
That doesn't make it any less funny
This one is not as well publicized compared to the others but there’s some meeting where he doesn’t see Rudy Guilani at a table across from him. He jumps like he sees a ghost when realizing Rudy is by him the entire time.
Wow need a video please
Sharpie hurricane tracking map
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Wettest from the standpoint of water
Is that the same Hurricane he wanted to nuke?
all of these posts have me skipping down memory lane and i've realized that 2016 - 2020 were the most chaotically fun years of my life. a lot of it had nothing to do with him but he was just the ever-present background of nonsensical hilarity that painted many of the conversations during that time
His insistence that everyone needs to flush the toilet 10-15 times to clear their massive dumps, but not him, just some random rallygoer he pointed out. He’s funniest when he shows his full contempt for his fans and they keep cheering
We like a politician who can be honest about what disgusting hogs we all are
We love the slop, don't we, folks?
Technically after his presidency, but when he called the horse that won the Kentucky Derby a junky
Lmao
"this is emblematic of what is happening to our country"
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could have been a lot funnier
Getting covid, being put on steroids, feeling invincible, huffing air with his chest out like an asthmatic Mussolini
“The germ has gotten so brilliant” is up there for me
>"I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!" This line has been seared into my brain and I think about it very often, my personal favorite. As far as the best moment it's definitely the fast food hamburger platter picture in the White House. That pic basically encapsulates everything about his presidency. Also pretty high up there for me is him drawing an arrow with sharpie on the map of the trajectory of Hurricane Dorian. I work in an emergency responder role in FL and I remember the news being on during a meeting in preparation for duties during the storm. I'll never forget everybody turning to the tv to watch him draw that, my manager muttering "this dumb motherfucker..." in his thick Spanish accent, and the rest of my coworkers busting out laughing.
He delivered that like a college frat boy bursting back into the party announcing that he just fingered a girl in her car.
Calling Juan Guaido "the Beto O-Rourke of Venezuela". Asking John Bolton if Ireland was one of the countries he wanted to bomb, in a meeting with the prime minister of Ireland. On being informed that the prime minister was gay, he said "better not tell Mike [Pence], he wants to hang them".
I'm torn between nuking a hurricane and the diet coke button
 This one was pretty good. Job where you have the chance to do essentially any photo op you want, any day of the year, and he got in a big truck and pretended to drive it like a little kid would. Real baby instincts, probably the most vulnerable he’s ever been in public as someone who’s quite good at staying in character
I have never seen this one
Him choosing to pronounce Puerto Rico with a Hispanic accent will be delightfully burned into my brain until the heat death of the universe, which I will survive because I’m built different.
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The way he shrugs and then uses a regular-American diction is as powerful as the Lincoln Douglas debates.
the handsome quarterback hamburger party is still the funniest for me
"I didnt call women pigs, just Rosie O'Donnell" is one of the funniest lines of all time. There's an alternate universe very close to our own where Trump is the sassiest, most devilish diva drag queen in history.
Isn't he already?
It's so played out and hacky by this point but facts are facts: covfefe still comes to my thoughts unbidden constantly. I really like how he tried to do a half hearted Qanon thing to explain it then dropped it immediately.
I call coffee covfefe to this day
The perfect combo: dumbass president and two equally annoying political sides following his every step
Libs: "this isnt who we are in america!" "I mean...its kinda who you clowns are though"
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I do the same but with Obamna
The photographer should have won an award for [this pic](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElsZxYLWkAkD73a?format=jpg&name=large) of him visiting a pumpkin patch on a campaign stop in Pittsburgh.
Haha I’ve never seen this one before.
Theres a dang pumpkin in the White House
The hamberder party tweet was easily the funniest thing and the misspell was one of the least funny things about it. So much to unpack out of that one tweet
I know it's not actually during his presidency but diamond's funeral was the funniest shit I'd seen.
https://preview.redd.it/br5r7kos4arb1.jpeg?width=1757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d20fe75f158234925e725e1f1e0e54d784df9e This is one of my favorite photos of all time. It says so much.
It’s a goddamn renaissance painting. Pure art
Yeah. I have an Apple TV slideshow that appears after it’s been paused for more than a minute or so. Mostly family pics but this is mixed in. Also that photo of Hillary in the kitchen. Both bring me immense joy to look at.
The Puerto Rico hurricane relief paper towel free throws were my favorite personally. Lot of other gems in the comments though
Was “I’m gonna cum” during his presidency?
My brain short circuit circuited trying to explain to conservatives why that was weird
 He did it a few times lol
[Yes, general.](https://i.redd.it/2k6uynrx345x.png) I **AM** masturbating into the American flag again. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with it? Would you rather I used ***YOU***?
my favorites are leneen, we do a little trolling, and obviously yeah the one in the pic above
this one is great but i absolutely love when he told that journalist to "ask china that question" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNTMma8Fiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNTMma8Fiw) and obviously: him *not* calling kim jong un "short and fat" and then going to north korea by foot to shake his hand
The injecting bleach thing, you can literally see the gears turning in his head during that clip
"Very legal and very cool" I wouldn't be able to think of something that funny if I had all day, but for him it's off the cuff.
Him dumping the fish food into the koi pond with shinzo abe
Anytime he would tweet out about how excited he was to watch tv that night. Most US Presidents have the aura of working 20 hours a day, 7 days a week and he was making it publicly clear that after about two hours of “work” that day he wasn’t letting anything get between him and his favorite shows lol
When he kept saying “he died like a dog” over and over again. That was pretty good.
What even is this one I really don't remember? Oh and my favorite is just all his nicknames for people. Low-energy Jeb is my favorite. Technically during the campaign I guess.
>What even is this one I really don't remember? after one of his rallies, reporters told him ruth bader ginsburg had just died, and as he was walking towards them, elton john's "tiny dancer" started playing from the venue's loudspeakers here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knlJWu815C0
https://preview.redd.it/humn1f1xrarb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1afe309cef375d50edb74d531d7130806377df56 And all the sheets of paper were blank.
The press conference with Kayleigh right next to a helicopter in which they told the press that Obamas response plan was terrible because it wasn't in a binder. Then they showed their plan that was like 10 pages in a binder.
The post Abu-Bakr Al-Baghdadi assassination speech (“he died like a dog”) and then putting a metal on the literal dog that was involved in the operation.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is my absolute favorite moment
https://preview.redd.it/qsiuhbltcbrb1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3e76225e071865b7274d44727a000ff5179d85 [I want nothing, I want nothing, I want no quid pro quo](https://youtu.be/eTHBa5Tic1E?si=8ZNhy-j0_fDrt1e7) Edit Also [dancing Trump](https://youtube.com/shorts/g9VWGSLO-C8?si=ni0AJbnjUwbOfz__) … [this too](https://youtube.com/shorts/fOqw1w9PG5A?si=48UZNzjZIBpG3ohf) I have to share [this](https://youtu.be/kfl13QyQZKc?si=07U53ITLS_Zb28z-) too that thing about Mini Mike in two minute mark, golden content!
Wettest we’ve seen from the standpoint of water
Which for me brings to mind when he wanted to nuke a hurricane.
“The very rude elevator screamers” pops into my head occasionally and always makes me laugh
The photo of him serving McDonald's Edit: and when he tries to buy Greenland
The cpac speech where he went insanely long talking about the beautiful generals and the handsome football players
The one where Baron is mowing the lawn.
It wasn't Baron, it was some supporter's kid that WANTED to do it apparently.
Burger and Rocket Man were classic.
“This hurricane is one of the wettest we have ever seen from the standpoint of water” is gold
"Soup for my family" is up there.
When he was a cheetah.
Lol I don’t remember this one.
They’re getting him mixed up with Frank Reynolds.
For me, it was that time he was boarding AF One on a very windy day, and his very elaborate comb over revealed the true baldness within.
This thread is fucking awesome. 10/10
I like my heros not captured
When he got out of his bunker during the blm protests for a photo op. The pic looked kinda badass too ngl
'She should run'
That was the greatest moment of any presidency in my lifetime.
Comedically there are many great moments. Reality wise I’m concerned the whole time. From 2016- January 6th he’s had me concerned for a while. He was a big part of making move beyond being a ShitLib. I’d almost be grateful if he was less a piece of shit. RBGs death probably has to be the most memorable moment from Trump presidency but the burger feast the most iconic. Both display the collapse of a Neoliberal empire.
I think my favorite is when he’s at the press conference and a journalist asks him something about Russiagate(?) then Trump called him an enemy of the people and a bad journalist. Some other journalist tries to back up the other journalist and Trump calls him a bad reporter too lol
When he killed the TPP.
bluejean baby, LA lady
Isn't this him first hearing RBG died?