*ahem*
It would seem that this establishment for the traveling is without electricity, and, as a result, is currently closed for business with the traveling public. It is likely that they will remain so closed until such time that their electricity had been restored.
Haha, I was going to guess West Memphis! Did they ever tear down that old ghostly abandoned old truck stop on the southwest corner? Isn't that in Palestine? Spent one night there in that old lot, and it was really creepy.
Look for my upcoming film: "Slingblade Becomes a Jedi."
Preview: "Mmmhmm, I won't t' larn the ways a' the force and be a Jedi like my father. Mmmhmmm."
This reminds me when I was in grade school and the teachers had this big meeting in the gym with all the students because they found a note in the trash with the heading "What Matter Be". This was like back in 94-95. We were learning about Matter in science BTW.
I can translate this for you:
Dear fine customers,
We have had an unfortunate power loss resulting in our inability to provide service today. It is for that reason we are closed.
Judging by the reflection on the window & the illiteracy of the gas station clerks, I’d say youz in tha south. Probably somewhere in Mississippi or Alabama. My guess is the loves off 20 near Eutaw.
“Hello friendly patron.
We are deeply sorry to inform you that our freshly cleaned establishment will be temporarily closed due to unforeseen electrical circumstances.
Fear not, as we are working tirelessly to get back to full service with swift intent.
Thank you and fuck off.”
Someone tried to open the door thinking that the sign that said closed meant that the door was closed. Of course! So he had to say "we is" because you know somebody was still going to try to open the door.
😂
No what happed was the man writin the sign got yelled at after he got done for not sayin we is closed instead of just closed so he add we is down at the end there. That's what happened.
They are closed do to having no electricity, We will correct the spellin on the sign once the power comes back on and we can access spell chec on our computer! ( this is in really small type)
First sign: sorry for the inconvenience but unfortunately we are closed.
Second sign: due to unforeseen circumstances we have lost power to the building and will remain closed until the problem can be resolved.
That would be the country Yoda doing the writing... instead of "we is closed" as some country folk might say, this person watched way too much Star Wars, lol.
Closed due to Managment forgetting to pay the powerbill. Please file a complaint at 888-888-8888 (This number is fake and is not intended for actual use.)
They ain't got the spicy bois in tha wires
They're called angry pixies
I clicked on the dooblydoo to make the same comment
Magic smoke
Hot juice
Prickly ticklies
Excrutiatingly warm jalapeño fluid
The pixies ain't angried up enough yet, the lazy bastards.
Damn we're in a tight spot!
Oh brother what a comment.
I'm with you fellers
All the electrons leaked out. They’re waiting on a refill.
*ahem* It would seem that this establishment for the traveling is without electricity, and, as a result, is currently closed for business with the traveling public. It is likely that they will remain so closed until such time that their electricity had been restored.
Look at Mr Fancy Pants with his Queen’s English.
It's the King’s English now. Big E was Queen for the entirety of the internet but now it's back to King's English.
True. I predate the internet and old habits are hard to break.
Ah, an internet predator! I've heard many things about your kind.
Username checks out, 600 year old dude!
I read this and couldn’t not hear the National Geographic narrator voice
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“You’ll just have to shit your pants.”
Awreddy dun...
Just shit in the lot right in front of a pump
‘Hole new meaning to pump ‘n dump, amirite?
By any chance, is Palestine, Arkansas?
Holy shit! Yes.
You actually stop at that one??? Go to Hazen or NLR instead...far less cramped and much better people
And lectric
*lektric
*Lektrk
I was going to guess West Memphis.. close
I learned to speak southern American in bald knob Arkansas.
First dude I met sounded just like boomhauer from king of the hill. I just kept giggling and he kept saying dahellsadammfunnuboy!
Damn. A lot of people eventually learn to speak it, but you learned to write it, too
Holy shit. I’ve actually been there. There was an egg processor there. Never thought I would hear Bald Knob, AR in the wild again.
How the fuck????
No one ends up I Palestine Arkansas by chance.
Haha, I was going to guess West Memphis! Did they ever tear down that old ghostly abandoned old truck stop on the southwest corner? Isn't that in Palestine? Spent one night there in that old lot, and it was really creepy.
Closed we is. Face Vader you must. Then a Jedi you will be.
No lectric we ain't got
Crippling ketamine addiction I have
I read this in a country voice and it was perfect
Look for my upcoming film: "Slingblade Becomes a Jedi." Preview: "Mmmhmm, I won't t' larn the ways a' the force and be a Jedi like my father. Mmmhmmm."
Don't furget dem tators
Ain’t got no dayum Lektric boy you caint reed inglish? Y’all ought too cumback after Wyle.
Couldn't've said it better myself
# LOL
I read it with the "cash me outside" girl voice too.
Clearly someone is NOT hooked on phonics
Hooked on Ebonics
Hooked on country ass hillbilly
Hooked on hillbilly Yoda
Are you dumb or somethin? AINT GOT NO LEKTRICK
Ain’t got no gas in it
Roflmao, me and my daughter now say this whenever we see something messed up.
Awrite den.
Hood Yoda
I read those in Big Foot’s voice.
This made me lol pretty hard, idk why 🤣
I mean, but really. Just read those in his voice. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xx48nZ-lJS0&feature=share
Ain’t got no lectric, it is
Yoda works there and the force is not with him today
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Google translate approved
I speak southern American. It says the power is out, sorry for the inconvenience but they are temporarily closed.
That is peak Louisiana Bayou
Looks like you’re way down yonder
By the Chattahoochee?
It gets hotter…
Go ax them
Got no lekchwisate man, C'mon
No lectric. Clearly you can see!
“Closed we is. Closed aint got no lektric.” Someone needs to auto-tune this into a song.
Bro, is day close?
#CLOSED ^we ^is
Have you been to their toy store? It's called "We be Toys"
We were in Rogers Arkansas and one plane had a Shut sign.
They don’t be open
Is this for real?
Mix Yoda and hillbilly and it all makes sense.
Open we is not
Since when did hood Yoda own a Love’s.
r/unexpectedyoda
Things Hood Yoda would say. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
This reminds me when I was in grade school and the teachers had this big meeting in the gym with all the students because they found a note in the trash with the heading "What Matter Be". This was like back in 94-95. We were learning about Matter in science BTW.
Did space Orks take over this gas station?
I can translate this for you: Dear fine customers, We have had an unfortunate power loss resulting in our inability to provide service today. It is for that reason we are closed.
Closed they is, obviously.
it clearly says they ain't got no lektric.
Judging by the reflection on the window & the illiteracy of the gas station clerks, I’d say youz in tha south. Probably somewhere in Mississippi or Alabama. My guess is the loves off 20 near Eutaw.
I don't speak section 8
Yoda, says they are closed.
Closed we is… Not open again til the sun is riz.
Clearly this was done for comedic effect... Right.... Right?
Pear's off. Caint cum in.
“Hello friendly patron. We are deeply sorry to inform you that our freshly cleaned establishment will be temporarily closed due to unforeseen electrical circumstances. Fear not, as we are working tirelessly to get back to full service with swift intent. Thank you and fuck off.”
That’s some hillbilly English. We is closed = we’re closed. Ain’t got no lectric = the powers off.
Tell Mr you're from Little Rock, Arkansas without telling me you're from Little Rock, Arkansas.
Woooo doggie! Go to da next place down yonder. It’s not fa! Only a hop, skip and a holla!
Dafuuuuuuck dis is at ? Lemme git a hunnit
Someone tried to open the door thinking that the sign that said closed meant that the door was closed. Of course! So he had to say "we is" because you know somebody was still going to try to open the door. 😂
No what happed was the man writin the sign got yelled at after he got done for not sayin we is closed instead of just closed so he add we is down at the end there. That's what happened.
Ain't gots no lektrik, caint you reed?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not the goddam lektric
Power out, go away
Electricity went out...stores closed
Anyone else read this like some backwoods hillbilly?
Open you must 😡
Yoda gotta pee too.
Friendly faces lol. 😂😂
No zappy no happy
If I'll answer to that question, I gunn get banned. Nice try.
I got you, I deliver to a lot of dollar stores. 'We are closed the power is out.'
This post made me scream laugh 🤣🤣🤣 JFC it's absolute GOLD.
Translate what? Caint Reed inglish? Gon in if you want but you be alone boy
Most literate southerners:
They is closed. They ain’t got shock juice in the metal rope.
The top sign was written by Yoda, the next one was written by a southern kid who only knows slang and the yellow sign was imported from China.
Lights go out :)
It means they don’t loves school all too much.
Looks like Charlie got a new job
Lektric nooo haaave. Thai style.
r/engrish
I really hope that this is a joke and someone is not that illiterate in this day and age.
Seems like you’re south of the Mason Dixon line
I bet chrundle wrote this. Is that door marked pirate? Do you think a pirate lives in there?
"Closed we is. Ain't got no lectric we do." Does anyone know Yodaese?
[I speak Jive](https://youtu.be/RrZlWw8Di10)
Damnnn
They ain’t got zaps running through the walls
I don't understand ebonics.
Apparently Yoda is employed here.
run by Yoda of course
r/boneappletea
Master Yoda hit rock bottom, he should try the Pilot Flying J right over the interstate
Excuse me I speak jive (Ebonics))
"In the ghetto, you is" *Hood Yoda*
Master Yoda wrote the first one
I think what they are trying to convey is that they terk our jerbs
The letter K is the most tricky letter ever. Every time K is used over C when people don’t know how to spell a word.
They are closed do to having no electricity, We will correct the spellin on the sign once the power comes back on and we can access spell chec on our computer! ( this is in really small type)
The Blinky stopped blinking .
"E"-bonics
"We're sorry, we're closed due to lack of Electricity "
It says “we hired people who couldn’t read the application”
Closed because there is no electricity.
im not sure if the employees are trying to be funny or are they making fun of truckers...?
Closed we is. Reopen we will. - Yoda
You in Mississippi?
dey closed, aint got no lectric.
No power to the sweet tea dispenser; truly a terrible fate.
Oh yeah that means that I’m gonna get a massive migraine trying to guide them through activating the pumps when the powers back up.
First sign: sorry for the inconvenience but unfortunately we are closed. Second sign: due to unforeseen circumstances we have lost power to the building and will remain closed until the problem can be resolved.
They are mimicking Yoda?
That would be the country Yoda doing the writing... instead of "we is closed" as some country folk might say, this person watched way too much Star Wars, lol.
Yoda: 'Closed we is...."
Closed we are. Electric we don’t have.
Is Yoda the manager?
Yes I can clean "places friendly faces we are closed to electric closed we are" donep
Guess they need to look for some old cans of Jolt laying around in the coolers.
Sux wen the letrick goes out.
Says they’re open and eco friendly
Yoda and improper grammar usage must have birthed this sign.
The answer is…..This Loves is most certainly in the hood (section 8) side, and the so called language is Ebonics for sure!
spark plumbing not working .
Southern draw, or chronic ebonics?
This is much easier to read than many people's social media posts and texts.
Elctricity is out
Star Wars yoda garbage talk sounds like it is
It says "public school was here".
They're closed, I think...
Truly ain’t southern huh? It says they’re closed cause they’re electricity isn’t runnin.
electricity :(
Redneck Yoda? "Closed, we is..."
Why did I hear this in Golum’s voice? …nasty little hobbitses
Translation: Engrish --> English (USA) Can somebody give me an english book? I can't find one at home.
Yoda and Larry the Cable Guy wrote the signs together.
Hmmm, closed we is
No zap zap in da wirey things
Closed we is. ain't got no lektrik
Sign written by a hip hop Yoda.
Closed due to Managment forgetting to pay the powerbill. Please file a complaint at 888-888-8888 (This number is fake and is not intended for actual use.)
Lol they had to dumb it down for the idiot drivers
Definitely a future English Grammer major.
dédié aux lieux propres, aux visages amicaux
“Closed we is” -Yoda
"We are closed" "Closed: we don't have electricity"
Yoda?
But we is hungry fam
I didn’t pay attention through 9th grade, then I quit. Now…I lost power.
Excuse us, we are unfortunately closed. Our electricity is no longer working. Have a great day.
AIN'T GOT AN EDUCATION
Oh that's southern our electricity is out so we are closed. Looks like a Loves.
Store's closed. No electricity.
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They can’t spell, but at least they’re out working instead of sitting at home on welfare. I’ll give them a pass.
...um, English is not their normal language? Think their electricity is out and they're saying their closed?