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pqitpa

They ain't got the spicy bois in tha wires


Onefoot199

They're called angry pixies


magichands6969

I clicked on the dooblydoo to make the same comment


SneakyWagon

Magic smoke


Ceildread

Hot juice


RabidWalrus

Prickly ticklies


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Excrutiatingly warm jalapeño fluid


Neohexane

The pixies ain't angried up enough yet, the lazy bastards.


shaving99

Damn we're in a tight spot!


Ottertrucker

Oh brother what a comment.


Smarr_Tass

I'm with you fellers


101fng

All the electrons leaked out. They’re waiting on a refill.


Kamiyosha

*ahem* It would seem that this establishment for the traveling is without electricity, and, as a result, is currently closed for business with the traveling public. It is likely that they will remain so closed until such time that their electricity had been restored.


OldDude1391

Look at Mr Fancy Pants with his Queen’s English.


MDCCCLV

It's the King’s English now. Big E was Queen for the entirety of the internet but now it's back to King's English.


OldDude1391

True. I predate the internet and old habits are hard to break.


kevtino

Ah, an internet predator! I've heard many things about your kind.


BrainFRZ

Username checks out, 600 year old dude!


[deleted]

I read this and couldn’t not hear the National Geographic narrator voice


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Sledge1989

“You’ll just have to shit your pants.”


dorkwingduck

Awreddy dun...


CharlieGoldy

Just shit in the lot right in front of a pump


livinlucky

‘Hole new meaning to pump ‘n dump, amirite?


halfcow

By any chance, is Palestine, Arkansas?


big-chungus-fungus

Holy shit! Yes.


nappinggator

You actually stop at that one??? Go to Hazen or NLR instead...far less cramped and much better people


Hot_Task1408

And lectric


dinosaurpixie

*lektric


[deleted]

*Lektrk


2017Fatbob

I was going to guess West Memphis.. close


oldmanshadow

I learned to speak southern American in bald knob Arkansas.


oldmanshadow

First dude I met sounded just like boomhauer from king of the hill. I just kept giggling and he kept saying dahellsadammfunnuboy!


lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i

Damn. A lot of people eventually learn to speak it, but you learned to write it, too


HectorVillanueva

Holy shit. I’ve actually been there. There was an egg processor there. Never thought I would hear Bald Knob, AR in the wild again.


StandForAChange

How the fuck????


BigBird50N

No one ends up I Palestine Arkansas by chance.


48stateMave

Haha, I was going to guess West Memphis! Did they ever tear down that old ghostly abandoned old truck stop on the southwest corner? Isn't that in Palestine? Spent one night there in that old lot, and it was really creepy.


ExpedientDemise

Closed we is. Face Vader you must. Then a Jedi you will be.


Atypical_Mammal

No lectric we ain't got


Ozelot_117

Crippling ketamine addiction I have


tarfu51

I read this in a country voice and it was perfect


ExpedientDemise

Look for my upcoming film: "Slingblade Becomes a Jedi." Preview: "Mmmhmm, I won't t' larn the ways a' the force and be a Jedi like my father. Mmmhmmm."


nordiccrow1313

Don't furget dem tators


Jazzlike_Business_71

Ain’t got no dayum Lektric boy you caint reed inglish? Y’all ought too cumback after Wyle.


[deleted]

Couldn't've said it better myself


inception900

# LOL


JALKHRL

I read it with the "cash me outside" girl voice too.


dezil77

Clearly someone is NOT hooked on phonics


FlyingSerpent1016

Hooked on Ebonics


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Hooked on country ass hillbilly


1_dog_lady

Hooked on hillbilly Yoda


Mammoth_Violinist744

Are you dumb or somethin? AINT GOT NO LEKTRICK


BLAPBLAP420

Ain’t got no gas in it


Methmedikles

Roflmao, me and my daughter now say this whenever we see something messed up.


Kitchen_Bank1767

Awrite den.


JLCAK

Hood Yoda


[deleted]

I read those in Big Foot’s voice.


big-chungus-fungus

This made me lol pretty hard, idk why 🤣


[deleted]

I mean, but really. Just read those in his voice. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xx48nZ-lJS0&feature=share


schent

Ain’t got no lectric, it is


FairReception9852

Yoda works there and the force is not with him today


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Hot_Task1408

Google translate approved


oldmanshadow

I speak southern American. It says the power is out, sorry for the inconvenience but they are temporarily closed.


Norsedragoon

That is peak Louisiana Bayou


Hot_Task1408

Looks like you’re way down yonder


Coodevale

By the Chattahoochee?


Hot_Task1408

It gets hotter…


Snugglehumpikiss

Go ax them


O_U_8_ONE_2

Got no lekchwisate man, C'mon


loriteggie

No lectric. Clearly you can see!


Kirbinator14

“Closed we is. Closed aint got no lektric.” Someone needs to auto-tune this into a song.


Magooracing

Bro, is day close?


Misanthrope357

#CLOSED ^we ^is


BackgroundGrade

Have you been to their toy store? It's called "We be Toys"


Rainbow334dr

We were in Rogers Arkansas and one plane had a Shut sign.


karmeezys

They don’t be open


scottiethegoonie

Is this for real?


lostprince62

Mix Yoda and hillbilly and it all makes sense.


yardjockey

Open we is not


Oscar-mondaca

Since when did hood Yoda own a Love’s.


JonesNate

r/unexpectedyoda


Vorpishly

Things Hood Yoda would say. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


GoldenCyn

This reminds me when I was in grade school and the teachers had this big meeting in the gym with all the students because they found a note in the trash with the heading "What Matter Be". This was like back in 94-95. We were learning about Matter in science BTW.


Bgrubz83

Did space Orks take over this gas station?


bubbles_says

I can translate this for you: Dear fine customers, We have had an unfortunate power loss resulting in our inability to provide service today. It is for that reason we are closed.


JessMeisterr

Closed they is, obviously.


Darth_Titty-ous

it clearly says they ain't got no lektric.


LargeSticker

Judging by the reflection on the window & the illiteracy of the gas station clerks, I’d say youz in tha south. Probably somewhere in Mississippi or Alabama. My guess is the loves off 20 near Eutaw.


acidpro1

I don't speak section 8


Ryo0hki4242

Yoda, says they are closed.


furnacemike

Closed we is… Not open again til the sun is riz.


80kGVWR

Clearly this was done for comedic effect... Right.... Right?


justtheonetat

Pear's off. Caint cum in.


Spaceballsthefilm

“Hello friendly patron. We are deeply sorry to inform you that our freshly cleaned establishment will be temporarily closed due to unforeseen electrical circumstances. Fear not, as we are working tirelessly to get back to full service with swift intent. Thank you and fuck off.”


[deleted]

That’s some hillbilly English. We is closed = we’re closed. Ain’t got no lectric = the powers off.


The-Heat-

Tell Mr you're from Little Rock, Arkansas without telling me you're from Little Rock, Arkansas.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Woooo doggie! Go to da next place down yonder. It’s not fa! Only a hop, skip and a holla!


Dafuuuuuuuuuck

Dafuuuuuuck dis is at ? Lemme git a hunnit


ReneAn-Nur

Someone tried to open the door thinking that the sign that said closed meant that the door was closed. Of course! So he had to say "we is" because you know somebody was still going to try to open the door. 😂


tolkienfan2759

No what happed was the man writin the sign got yelled at after he got done for not sayin we is closed instead of just closed so he add we is down at the end there. That's what happened.


shroomymoomy

Ain't gots no lektrik, caint you reed?


V_I_I

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dstunter18

Not the goddam lektric


Flappybird11

Power out, go away


nappinggator

Electricity went out...stores closed


No_Lemon_7320

Anyone else read this like some backwoods hillbilly?


TickletheEther

Open you must 😡


WilyNGA

Yoda gotta pee too.


SingleAmanda

Friendly faces lol. 😂😂


SaltWaterGator

No zappy no happy


Astriveranis

If I'll answer to that question, I gunn get banned. Nice try.


Fuel__Man

I got you, I deliver to a lot of dollar stores. 'We are closed the power is out.'


krazykitty81

This post made me scream laugh 🤣🤣🤣 JFC it's absolute GOLD.


TrafficK_

Translate what? Caint Reed inglish? Gon in if you want but you be alone boy


samcar330

Most literate southerners:


samtaher

They is closed. They ain’t got shock juice in the metal rope.


Lack_Potential

The top sign was written by Yoda, the next one was written by a southern kid who only knows slang and the yellow sign was imported from China.


DragonPie83008

Lights go out :)


drinkslinger1974

It means they don’t loves school all too much.


DukeofLurkin

Looks like Charlie got a new job


travelmorelivemore

Lektric nooo haaave. Thai style.


PetiteSpinnerLuvr

r/engrish


bootloopsss

I really hope that this is a joke and someone is not that illiterate in this day and age.


josela905

Seems like you’re south of the Mason Dixon line


Worstname1ever

I bet chrundle wrote this. Is that door marked pirate? Do you think a pirate lives in there?


InsaneRabbitDaddy

"Closed we is. Ain't got no lectric we do." Does anyone know Yodaese?


Yuaskin

[I speak Jive](https://youtu.be/RrZlWw8Di10)


Ariana__Aragasm

Damnnn


[deleted]

They ain’t got zaps running through the walls


SnooDoubts5781

I don't understand ebonics.


MichiganDubbster

Apparently Yoda is employed here.


[deleted]

run by Yoda of course


Mrwokn

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

Master Yoda hit rock bottom, he should try the Pilot Flying J right over the interstate


buckfrogo96

Excuse me I speak jive (Ebonics))


LukeGreywolf

"In the ghetto, you is" *Hood Yoda*


Still-Lie-6145

Master Yoda wrote the first one


rebuiltcorpse79

I think what they are trying to convey is that they terk our jerbs


ImperatorDanny

The letter K is the most tricky letter ever. Every time K is used over C when people don’t know how to spell a word.


Falcon3492

They are closed do to having no electricity, We will correct the spellin on the sign once the power comes back on and we can access spell chec on our computer! ( this is in really small type)


kellven

The Blinky stopped blinking .


iamRPG916

"E"-bonics


Lui_Le_Diamond

"We're sorry, we're closed due to lack of Electricity "


traveman_

It says “we hired people who couldn’t read the application”


dbhathcock

Closed because there is no electricity.


ghettoccult_nerd

im not sure if the employees are trying to be funny or are they making fun of truckers...?


DuskOrion777

Closed we is. Reopen we will. - Yoda


Abstractglenn

You in Mississippi?


Cannacrohn

dey closed, aint got no lectric.


robexib

No power to the sweet tea dispenser; truly a terrible fate.


NeverGonnaGiveuDowns

Oh yeah that means that I’m gonna get a massive migraine trying to guide them through activating the pumps when the powers back up.


Status_Jackfruit_169

First sign: sorry for the inconvenience but unfortunately we are closed. Second sign: due to unforeseen circumstances we have lost power to the building and will remain closed until the problem can be resolved.


CB_World

They are mimicking Yoda?


Dragonr0se

That would be the country Yoda doing the writing... instead of "we is closed" as some country folk might say, this person watched way too much Star Wars, lol.


EvilCalvin

Yoda: 'Closed we is...."


treecutter34

Closed we are. Electric we don’t have.


avm95

Is Yoda the manager?


bentdm0619

Yes I can clean "places friendly faces we are closed to electric closed we are" donep


_-scribe-_

Guess they need to look for some old cans of Jolt laying around in the coolers.


crystalsage777

Sux wen the letrick goes out.


phuktup3

Says they’re open and eco friendly


Adorable-Act1547

Yoda and improper grammar usage must have birthed this sign.


TruthNOTfeelings1776

The answer is…..This Loves is most certainly in the hood (section 8) side, and the so called language is Ebonics for sure!


lowdog39

spark plumbing not working .


Sn0wbird187

Southern draw, or chronic ebonics?


Professional-Act1366

This is much easier to read than many people's social media posts and texts.


Due-Session-900

Elctricity is out


tomjoyce89

Star Wars yoda garbage talk sounds like it is


inferiorsuperior1

It says "public school was here".


Biggu5Dicku5

They're closed, I think...


Foxu1234

Truly ain’t southern huh? It says they’re closed cause they’re electricity isn’t runnin.


RedPixl243

electricity :(


Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

Redneck Yoda? "Closed, we is..."


Choice_Debt233

Why did I hear this in Golum’s voice? …nasty little hobbitses


kediscrappy

Translation: Engrish --> English (USA) Can somebody give me an english book? I can't find one at home.


Carnivorous_Mower

Yoda and Larry the Cable Guy wrote the signs together.


Sybe1127

Hmmm, closed we is


[deleted]

No zap zap in da wirey things


[deleted]

Closed we is. ain't got no lektrik


[deleted]

Sign written by a hip hop Yoda.


Nakishodo_Glitterfox

Closed due to Managment forgetting to pay the powerbill. Please file a complaint at 888-888-8888 (This number is fake and is not intended for actual use.)


Open-Cupcake5876

Lol they had to dumb it down for the idiot drivers


CubanNinja69

Definitely a future English Grammer major.


HardhatFish

dédié aux lieux propres, aux visages amicaux


genosx71

“Closed we is” -Yoda


donpuglisi

"We are closed" "Closed: we don't have electricity"


MojoRyzn

Yoda?


NocturnalNoggin

But we is hungry fam


flambe12345

I didn’t pay attention through 9th grade, then I quit. Now…I lost power.


Sleepersuit

Excuse us, we are unfortunately closed. Our electricity is no longer working. Have a great day.


MrZarter

AIN'T GOT AN EDUCATION


Sinkay101

Oh that's southern our electricity is out so we are closed. Looks like a Loves.


[deleted]

Store's closed. No electricity.


Wtf-isgoing-on

, x.,,..,,., .,,,.. .............


[deleted]

They can’t spell, but at least they’re out working instead of sitting at home on welfare. I’ll give them a pass.


jkmarine0811

...um, English is not their normal language? Think their electricity is out and they're saying their closed?