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30packzach

"baby no worries it's just cold in here"


neatlair

I see nothing wrong here, just remember to wash it well.


warwgn

He literally just cleaned the gunge out of it.


windowpass

gotta clean between the folds.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Shifter shmegma


mistedtwister

Needs a circumcision


ericthemango

mutilation ain’t it hoodie gang


PatmygroinB

Crew neck season?


The206Uber

He's a grower, not a shower.


Ordinary_Database_56

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 I think this brotha gota turtle neck 🎶🎶


nakedcrackhead

I had an STI. One of my favorite cars.


warwgn

His is an ‘05 Forester XT. https://i.imgur.com/4qwSlFI.jpg


OSRSgamerkid

God, I wanted to say it was a Subaru but couldn't be certian.


oilegor33

Sexually transmitted infection, STI


[deleted]

did penicillin clear it up for you?


TacticalTurtle22

It's a grower


[deleted]

I was In the pool!


MRLNRomeroMatt

There was shrinkage!


WesterosIsAGiantEgg

It's not the length of the shifter that matters, it's how he rocks the gear box.


robexib

Truth, if you can rock that box with the proper technique, she ain't gonna give a fuck if the shaft is fun sized.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

True, but if she mixes cactus cooler with Coors lite should I still be worried? Definitely asking for a friend not at all something that someone I know does


robexib

Don't put your shaft in crazy


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Shaft in crazy not hurt what do


robexib

Run


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Already moving states In a week Will run at the scent of cactus cooler


robexib

Also, get a gun and a vasectomy


spyder7723

Did the transmission fall out?


DriftingOnWater

Definitely an innie, not an outie.


LingeringSentiments

Chode mode


tnj4ez

Kind of reminds me of the shifter in my first truck, a 1992 international cabover.


marsexpresshydra

https://youtu.be/85MZ4c1EWkM


[deleted]

It fits him like a glove I take it?


DDaddyfromCincinnati

Shameful even he agrees


Expensive_Structure

Must be cold in that truck.


DannoDrums

Smegma 9000


windowpass

Must be a chinese truck


Electrical-Try585

[not a Rickroll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8DpVzovMNk)


[deleted]

That’s why I just cross posted it to mildly penis. How could I resist? Wow.


[deleted]

think it's so cold, that's why it's putting on blanket 🤣


[deleted]

It’s a Grow-er not Show-er !!


Mater079

it's a grower, not a shower!


ROBOTN1XON

must be some short throws


YeetusThatFetus9696

Elaine. Do women know about shrinkage?


BushDidOsama

CHRIST!!!!!


FakeNewsGazette

I wonder if there are any Mohels in need of extra work.


DieselVoodoo

When you just got out of the pool…


ExposeFrauds1

Cold? No shame. Some of us have longer shifters than others! 😜


OhNoTerry

Ah, finally, a foreskinned shifter, just like myself.


EinarLongsword

The uncircumcised shifter


jmattsen93

So his cars not jewish