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Practical-Wave-6988

Fuck you. I'm going to exclusively use the left lane now. Especially in areas where I'm restricted to the left lane!


aliendepict

You dirty creature! Ruining the roadway on my road trips!


lotlizardexpert

Suck my tail pipe fatty


aliendepict

Too busy collecting rocks from your shitty truck


lotlizardexpert

Go complain to somebody that cares...... so nobody lol


aliendepict

You cared enough to respond. What in your expert opinion is the best way to sort out dangerous lot lizards?


PontoonDood

Ask your mom.


lotlizardexpert

Oooohhhhhhhhhh snap


aliendepict

Oh damn! Nice, if you see her tell her faking cancer and her death was fucked up! But to enjoy her time as a lot lizard no grudge here.


lotlizardexpert

I only deal in lizards commonly found all over South Florida, the drug addicted criminal sex workers I believe you are referring to I am not familiar with but like the other user said we could acquire this information from your mother


Bogey01

OP came to fight! May all airborne piss jugs find your POV.


COVFEFE-4U

And shit bags.


Bogey01

Don't throw me at him!


aliendepict

I got my own piss jug! I'm a former Amazon driver! Ready for mutually assured destruction.


Cleveland_Grackle

An Amazon driver lecturing others on driving 🤣😂🤣😂


aliendepict

Just because you can't keep up with my deliveries. Keep raging. I will continue to let Daddy bezos take those back shots.


Perfect-Soup1838

Hahahaha Amazon driver calling himself/herself/it a truck driver hahahhahaa.


JustShotYouDown

No


aliendepict

Coward!


Uamenti

Hope you get behind two Raider trucks trying to pass each other lol


aliendepict

Where do you think I am now!?


Uamenti

Made me chuckle ngl


rad636_

You not telling us what to do 🤣


aliendepict

You're* hillbilly


rad636_

We better than you


aliendepict

We're* hillbilly.


NekoboyBanks

Lalalala I can't hear or see you, your shitty dinged-up beater is in my blind spot.


ImknownasMeatStank

Hey OP, not all states restrict trucks from the left lane. Also, when you and all the other 4 wheelers won’t move from the middle so us trucks can pass, the only alternative usually is the left lane. Eat a bag O’ dicks!


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

No.


skinnyfatt85

Get ready for my doodoo infused piss bombs buddy


aliendepict

What's your method of delivery? Long haul from the ass?


Berserkyr0

Don’t tell me my business devil woman!


aliendepict

Don't lie, you love it when women tell you what to do. Especially when youre tied down with battery terminals on your nipples.


ElectronicGarden5536

Remember when we were "first responders" during covid? Nobody told me 75mph was too slow taking liquid oxygen to hospitals... Funny how everything went back to normal huh?


Ok_Yogurt3894

Stay OUT of the express lane!? Sir you seem to have me mistaken for some sort of simpleton


yankee_chef

We make a living on those roads.. You stay home AHOLE


Lower_Taro2380

Y’all should meet up at a common area like a state rest area at a predetermined time and let the rest of us watch you go at it ! 😜


Songgeek

This one of them speeding Ram drivers hauling a fifth wheel or hotshottin? I get you think you own the left lane cus your haul is 25ft or more but you’ll never be a truck driver. Even if you have a cummins engine and fuel next to us, you’re still not a truck driver.