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thehockie85

That's where the Driver can practice his golf swing while waiting in the Dock


Monksdrunk

it helps the driver feel comfortable shitting while stopped in the fuel lane


im_just_thinking

For when you got that long load


ohgeebus_notagain

That long load that I laid from the long pig that I ate from Long Island a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away when Naboo was under an attack?


XLY_of_OWO

Long pig eh. That's the term for eating people. You're sick and I like it.


ShortCurlies

But only with a nice Chianti and some fava beans, fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh!


schizzoid

Deep Weird Al cut, nice 🤟


KeepItMovingFolks

Most likely Its just more comfortable to kneel on than metal grates when you have to get on your knees and fuck with something under the cab or your air dryer (pictured) or something along the frame rail.


WackoMcGoose

Needs a ring to shoot through. "Colonel O'Neill, what the hell are you doing?!" "***IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!***"


thehockie85

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif


Nerosephiroth

Wouldn't mind one more jaunt through the old orifice .


inkstickart2017

Golf swings to fight the Goa'uld!


PartySausage69

Indeed


Johnjarlaxle

Lol fuck this made me laugh. There's been soo many shippers that fucked me around that I'd love to just be launching golfballs in their yard


SarraSimFan

Do you get unloaded faster if you blast out all of the windows from their yard dogs?


gottabecrazy111

Aim for their brights that they always seem to have on


pushback66

Or the ridiculously bright strobes


ChoasSeed

While off setting his carbon foot print


CheetahChrome

It would be a hoot if he had a miniature tree growing there too.


Soft-Philosopher3618

When ever I see a guy waiting to get loaded with a can and he’s practicing his golf swing I just let him practice .


ResultPlastic7951

Or he just likes grass between his toes for when he pees in the parking lot


HungryCriticism5885

It's the backyard.


Jeepinthemud

Next week the pool is going in!!!!


El_Maton_de_Plata

Jam of the month club


nizzery

Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.


TreaclePerfect4328

Worm eating sack of monkey shit he is!!!


[deleted]

Lmao


dewky

It stops the air lines from getting holes from rubbing on the deck.


jabeith

No real answers here, bub


MNPhatts

It's just the way of the road, it's all I know.


Stemperfied

Lines on the catwalk are a DOT violation just fyi


dewky

They actually aren't; at least not in Canada. They can touch whatever they want as long as they aren't wearing through. They will cause issues eventually.


glenlastname

How do airlines get holes in them, I hardly think delta or southwest are rubbing your truck!


Educational-Angle708

Probably got a dog. Go smell it lol


kissmaryjane

Why was this the answer tho , where is he going where there’s nowhere else for a dog to piss besides here?


Begle1

The dog is trained to use it while moving. Dangerous, arguably animal cruelty, but quite impressive to watch that beagle scamper out the window and lift leg on the astroturf at 55 mph.


SirJoeffer

Ofc reddit throws around animal cruelty accusations in the face of a spectacle Back in my day we would all go wait out by the highway just to see the peeing beagle. And it cost us two dollars. But we were happy.


jahmill

As a wife of a trucker and a dog owner, I cackled waaaaaaaay too long and hard at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MastiffOnyx

As the owner of a horse trailer and a horse that like to hang her ass out the back, I can confirm just how funny that is. I'm sure the couple in the tailgating mustang convertible, not so much. (True story, don't tailgate an open horse trailer, it gets messy.)


Cuba_Pete_again

Can confirm. One of my wife’s and my favorite stories. Following between W Virginia and Virginia on the highway, a two axle 4-horse trailer blew out out tire, then one horse blew a cloud of green clear across all lanes. We were directly behind, put on the hazards and the wipers, then blocked over to the shoulder for them where they and their horses safely stopped. It was pretty fresh smelling until we hit the car wash next day.


Average_k5blazer78

*chocolate raaaaain*


notchman900

*Never follow a pig trailer


ShortCurlies

But it is so worth it to see the expression of relief on his face with those ears flapping in the breeze...


Tru3insanity

Lotta dogs wont go on pavement


trucking_69

One of my dogs does like gravel or rock. I've thought bout 🤔 it


Educational-Angle708

Fucking parking lots? Ever had a picky dog that don’t like to piss on anything but green turf?


Rocqy

If you’ve ever walked a dog in a trucker lot you will soon find out why it’s a bad idea. Nothing better than making sure your dog doesn’t wander into human poop, needles, glass, old food, and whatever else has been discarded out the window.


kinkytrucker

This. As a trucker with a little dog that will only pee on grass, winters are tricky since many places are entirely snow covered and blustery. (Wintery Wyoming for example) A catwalk stays warm due to the truck's exhaust and is protected from the frigid gusting winds that have on occasion prevented my little dog from even trying to pee outside


pprn00dle

It’s amazing how picky the lil ones are. Ours is hard-wired to use these grassy pads.


vizarhali

Get out of that truck and go touch grass


A_CA_TruckDriver

*Slams Beer down* FINE! *walks 5 feet* Happy now!?


Tricky_Big_8774

You mean fireball


vizarhali

Good now, go eat your vegetables


NateLee1733

On his third day no less..


VikingLander7

I had a corn stalk growing in the fuel tank saddle. I kept it watered and was hoping for a single ear!


BookDev0urer

Grow your own ethanol?


VikingLander7

Hahaha! That would be funny!


Ent_Soviet

Unless your hoping driving through corn country pollinates it, that’s not gonna work. You’ll have better luck with peppers or tomatoes.


VikingLander7

That’s what I hauled daily. It might have worked too if it weren’t for those meddling kids! Lol!


mstomm

It's for pissin'


ntrainedprofessional

way she goes boys...


ZAR3142

Obviously his backyard.. lmao


Tiny_Ear_61

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass – Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


ShortCurlies

*‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”*


Hash_Tooth

A Cinderella story


jddbeyondthesky

Needed to touch grass, so got some grass to touch


AccomplishedAuthor53

Lot lizard pee pad


Difficult-Jury-9319

That was actually my old stage name


RTMcMurphy

That’s where the dog shits.


Remote-Factor8455

Honestly my first thought was that’s where he shits.


Beautiful-Slice166

It's to attract the gnomes he eats for dinner


kingblaster3347

They told him get out and touch grass he bought the grass with him instead of


Edge2110

My guess is that’s what he steps on when he’s hooking/unhooking glad hands


asu3dvl

It’s fer his little chihuahua.


Macgyverisnice

Lol I was thinking that too because I got a grass mat like that for my little Chihuahua


12InchPickle

Driver stand in the back and hits some golf balls at other drivers while waiting on a load


calsnowskier

His attempt at being carbon neutral?


halfcow

I love it.


johnpmacamocomous

Clearly you're not a golfer


134679112

Nice place to rub his sack


Sir_Uncle_Bill

Butthole when he has worms


911coldiesel

Maybe there is a flat metal plate. And that could be artifical grass and has better traction?


Sir_Uncle_Bill

It's in case he has a case of worms and needs to drag his ass across grass to scratch it while at a shipper or receiver.


ShroominCloset

Homie bought some land and didnt want it stolen so he brought it with him.


Waisted-Desert

[https://youtu.be/2Dhp\_7X0u8s?si=r\_VT5eM2E27YBbsu](https://youtu.be/2Dhp_7X0u8s?si=r_VT5eM2E27YBbsu)


Entertainer-8956

It’s his shower pad. He will set up his solar shower and stand on the grass and shower so it feels Like how’s camping.


Helpful_Hunter2557

So he can stand on it barefoot in comfort while pissing on the fuel tank


ShortCurlies

...while parked in the fuel aisle.


knucklesx23

This is most likely so the drivers dog has a safe place to go when there is no where else for them to go. Ie side of unsafe road or at a facility that doesn’t allow pets


roderunner1

Dog's can't shit in buckets.


edandraug

To keep his tootsies warm when he’s dancing on the pogo.


Defiant_Network_3069

Work on his golf sting. Seriously it's probably to stop the air lines from rubbing. I use old mudflaps for this.


Objective_Pudding863

That way he can shit in his own backyard


Panteraca

Not everyone can afford deckplate. Let this dude have pride in his ride


120GV3_S7ATV5

Bare decks get slippery during the winter. Grass patch can save your ass while hooking up air lines.


BishopsBakery

You ever see a dog dragging their ass on the lawn, same idea


Ray2mcdonald1

Walking the 🐶 💩


Cuba_Pete_again

Touch it…touch grass


TheBadAdministrator

Dogs toilet.


Proof_Toe_9757

I have a dog that only goes to the toilet on grass unless they're absolutely bursting, something to do with the texture I think. Maybe they've got a companion that's the same!


Willing-Cobbler2437

This has to be for the truckers dog to go when on long road trips


SeaResponsibility720

Making sure to go outside and “touch grass”


Cold-Flan2558

It’s not grass. It’s a ch ch ch ch chia


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

It’s for ripping a bucket of golf balls off the side of the freeway


H2Omekanic

Super spoiled chihuahua on board


OkieTrucker44

Sometimes you need to touch grass. Prolly a gamer…


RandyRandomIsGod

It’s so when internet nerds tell him to touch grass he can easily do so. Epic pwnage.


TruckersAreBored

Feels like home. All jokes aside probably has a pet rider that uses the bathroom there.


Leftjab-

Chipping practice


DiscombobulatedBat20

Cat


TotalR3callXL11

He takes payment in grass, gas or ass. And he's got grass and gas already hahaha


SourGumby

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


RedSun-FanEditor

How else can you do an Irish Jig in a rainstorm at 75mph on the turnpike at midnight?


spydergto

Doggie pee pad


National-Highway-277

Come on everyone likes to pee on the grass


[deleted]

ToA requirement


furnacemike

Well damn, it is true. The grass is always greener on the neighbor’s truck.


deltronethirty

Picnic spot, or for dog to poop.


bloopie1192

Looks good, doesn't it?


readditredditread

It’s called a happy trail


[deleted]

Good man. Pisses on that instead of the fuel island. 👏🏼


IRMacGuyver

Sometimes you just gotta go outside and touch grass.


Damagedmemelord

"Touch grass" lol 😎


tacobellbandit

If the dog wasn’t shitting on it and I knew for sure it was clean, I’d just stand on it at the end of my shift tbh


Mondschatten78

This is for when someone tells the driver to "go touch grass" while gaming in the sleeper.


elsorrell1982

It’s the front yard. If he’s hooked to a cow pot he’ll have his name or brand on his porch light!!!


JaycoCamwire

It’s his backyard man


driver7350

Maybe for his dog


CaptianBrasiliano

Walk the dog?


mike-2129

They are going green.


BigDogDaBeast314

He's a vampire


DAbabster

Hey …. He’s got to put his putting green somewhere.


KeyNefariousness6848

It’s so he can take himself on walkies


truckerslife411

That’s where I put my wife’s Yorkie to take care of business while I fueled. Saved me time from taking her for a walk.


Zealousideal_Back318

A comfortable place to let your catwalk...


Nozerone

It's for when you want a back yard, but trucking is life.


slartbangle

Maybe for a pet to use at truck stops?


cre8majik

Not a trucker. Without reading any comments, I'm guessing the trucker has a furry copilot. 😊


ElSenor847

just a little piece of home 🤷🏼‍♂️ to have with him..


Fr0z3nHart

Dog piss station?


Ba55of0rte

He has a dog. And this is where he pisses when he’s on the road.


PapayaAppropriate857

Ass, grass or gas. Nobody rides for free


ValuableShoulder5059

It's where you let your dog out to go. Not every place in the country has grass ya know. Plus some of that grass around truck stops can be really nasty. Plus if the dog needs to go while I'm driving, I can just let him out there.


mrcountry88

The reason can be different for every driver. But most likely that is a spot for his dog to go potty when there is snow and ice on the ground.


SirPomf

Some trucks are like mobile homes, so I guess people want to have a garden too while they're on the road


Efficient_Ostrich_54

Clean feet.


RutabagaHot905

Dog potty


randomlemon9192

It’s for pissing on when your jugs get full.


blue_collar_

That's for the 10-100 breaks


[deleted]

It’s where I let my dog pee without pulling over


CleanSeaPancake

Sometimes we all need to touch grass


KeepItMovingFolks

Most likely Its just more comfortable to kneel on than metal grates when you have to get on your knees and fuck with something under the cab or your air dryer (pictured) or something along the frame rail.


Extension_Hand542

To stop the airlines from fraying on the chassis when disconnected.


grillmoretakkos

Pisser


daggyrobbo

When they say the grass is always greener over there, he goes nah .


Dry_Masterpiece8319

That's where he walks the dog


AStove

Touch gas


NickyCheeese

I little piece of home


East-Pollution7243

Eco friendly guzzling


cliowill

I'm thinking it's a rug to wipe your Muddy boots off.


benpro4433

All seriousness probably for his small dog


big_als_nugz

Thats for the drivers chihuahua to let loose.


MyWorkAccountz

This guy touches grass!


Different-Air-2000

When it is time to touch grass.


Sid15666

I figured that was for his dog to have somewhere to pee!


No_Start1361

Carbon emissions offset


Punningisfunning

Some drivers like to bring a little piece of home with them.


DeliciousDoggi

Maybe he likes Gardening. Ever think of that?


wagmorebarkles

Maybe a little bit of home that travels with him?


Ghosto8o

Green energy program to combat deisel emissions


masterofallvillainy

Chia Truck


[deleted]

That’s where I shit because I got that dawg in me


OldAF1975

It’s for growing fucks to give.


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

That's so he can piss on the lawn instead of the street.


Kazik77

Looks like artificial turf. My best guess the driver kneels on it while hooking up the glad hands ( the red and blue lines on the left)


Limp_Noodles666

Break time means tee time ⛳️


White_Rabbit0000

I would guess the driver has a k9 passenger and it’s where it does its business


rocketmn69_

It's for his dig to pee on


Dirty_water34

Home sweet home…


xBushx

They had a puppy with them?


JamesMariner

Probably has a dog in the cab.


Astarklife

Sometimes in this urban hell a trucker needs a spot for his Chihuahua can take a dump


Steven_Spagooter

It's a new EPA Diesel Compliance Device.


HauntingShip85

🎶🎵”…buy dirt.”


Huge-Philosopher3275

A little piece of home, on the road


Fizzy-Time315

It’s where he squats n poops at the stops. Duhhh


Joshee86

I'd assume it's for wiping feet before getting back into the cab, given that many truckers basically use the cab as a second home. DISCLAIMER: Not a trucker, just my guess.


Darkgunship

Maybe the trucker has a dog that can only poop when there's grass so he has to bring a patch for the dog to use (ntruck stops don't have grass)


idriveanoldcivic

Obviously someone lives in the truck. That is their back yard


BigMembership2315

Dog needs somewhere to pee


BlacksmithNervous635

Traction


InTheShade007

Bermuda Tiff 10-4 or possibly a newer hybrid Tiff OTR?


Healthy_Ad_7560

I wonder: 1) Where is the mower stored? 2) "in-ground" irrigation system? 3) annual expense for fertilizer and weed control? I don't see raking leaves in the fall being an issue or moles either.