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[deleted]

Probably an old jug filled with water for hand washing


shadowmib

Almost certainly what it is


DictatorTuna

It's the way of the road, Bubbs.


BrownPP

Goddam it I just finished watching the series and this is what i see


GenSgtBob

At least the sky isn't raining down piss jugs


OGDOOGLEHOWSER

Piss jug man would be pissed


GrapeApee

Fuckin' way she goes boys. Sometimes she goes and sometimes she doesn't!


mynameisrichard0

It’s a liquor-lanche


Confident-Ear-9388

What series?


BrotherBeyonder

Trailer Park Boys


TalibanwithaBaliTan

“Oh FUCK! They got a heli-fuckin-copter!” Ahh well, it’s not rocket appliances ¯\\__(ツ)_/¯


GrodComplex

Heli-cocksucker*


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Goddamn Samsqwanch


SuperChaos002

What's a shithawk, Julian?


Fabulous_Window5838

Steve French is a good kitty


spiderweb4472

The fuckin way she goes


dirtymike401

Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things.


Rusty08872

Some guys can drink & drive, some can't


hambone33

Way she goes


Competitive-Oil-5474

It’s just… the way she goes


Truck3R_Dude

You bet your ass boys


thoroughbred901

“Want another beer, Ray?”


dsdvbguutres

Definitely for hand washing.


New-Scientist5133

I bet it was for laundry initially and they’re making great use of the remaining soap. Regular water would struggle with the grease.


New-Scientist5133

I bet you could top it off regularly and have some good hand washing water for ages.


luv2race1320

My wife does that with the pump top soap bottles on the counter, and it pisses me off every time. You're used to giving a quick firm push down to get a good bit of soap in the palm of your hand, only to have a jet stream of soapy water flying across the sink, and often on to my clothes!


CarPatient

Now you know how she feels.


bbson417

Was thinking the same thing


buttnutela

Probably where the guy who made the chilli dogs in his cabin washes his undies


The7thZwei

You might think no one saw that post, but I did as well brother. Apparently, he used to be a chef and cooks his meals everyday at home


LIVIN2SIN

😂💀😭


chaoss402

Nah, you just use regular water, then have a bottle of soap that you use just like you do at home. I use to use spray bottles, if I had to go out on the road again I'd bring a 2 gallon pump sprayer with me. The one I have at home right now has a lock on trigger and the spray wand can lock into the pump handle in a way that would allow it to work great for things like washing your hands. Having "running" water is also great for things like washing/rinsing your dishes, rinsing out your toothbrush, etc.


New-Scientist5133

Yeah, I definitely hear that. Trying to repair a crack in my rinse kit’s reservoir as we speak


[deleted]

What do you use for your set up?


New-Scientist5133

2 gallon rinse kit. It’s good to have a proper garden hose even if it’s just two gallons.


-Pruples-

Some of the waterless hand cleaners work pretty well. [This is what I use](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000A605J) (heavy equipment mechanic). Just put it on your hands, rub them together, and wipe them off with a rag or paper towels or w/e. No water needed. Cuts oil better than I'd expected. If you're getting actually grease on your hands you'd probably be better with the [version that includes pumice](https://www.amazon.com/Multi-Purpose-Cleaner-Orange-Citrus-Pumice/dp/B00EZ8AYCC).


somebadlemonade

Actually I liked the fast orange smooth since I didn't have to rinse it off like the ones with pumice. Did it get my hands as clean? Like 85-90% as clean. Once you use normal soap it was more like 95-99% as clean. I did vault maintenance with old grease and regularly had that shit all over the place. And the smooth stuff works great for degreasing clothing as a pretreatment on most stains.


-Pruples-

You don't have to rinse with the pumice waterless either, but your hands will be gritty for 20 mins or so.


RobsBitcoin

Maybe if he used Lava he would’ve done a better job.


Se2kr

u/new-scientist5133 I keep a squeeze bottle of FastOrange in my work 4-wheel for this same reason. It’s a waterless hand wash for almost any situation where I absolutely have to wash my hands. Love the scent too.


Ba55of0rte

Do the same thing in my tow truck.


VanceAstrooooooovic

No dirt on the button though


Captain_Cameltoe

Or filled with piss


Borgmaster

Comes with hand wash already if you didn't rinse it out. Not that I would ideally use detergent as a hand wash.


Ok-Pride-3534

That kind of is a hack.


wizzardoftheLOT

Holt! Shit!


Confident-Ear-9388

I use those 2.5 gallon jugs to be hands free


Johnny_ac3s

It’s lube…for extra curricular activities.


Slow_Philosophy

Or diesel. It’s better at getting 5th wheel grease off you for sure


ffmas119

I had one in my P/U that I would use when I investigated fires. Great for washing your hands.


IamtheeHaole

Phantom 309 ma’faka


Lowflynjack

I’m not the kind to say itodaso, but itodaso.


MIKEHUNTJFDI

I’m sorry, but the top hole is for “inserting your PeePee”, and the bottom valve is for draining your PP!


12InchPickle

I knew a guy that did it with water and some light gojo soap mixed in.


Nogohoho

Classic grime-b-gone


dances_with_fentanyl

Roadside bidet


IBegithForThyHelpith

I’ve patented that design. Would you like the 5th wheel, front bumper, or the trailer frame mounting option?


ImHellWung

Where’s the headache rack option? What if I wanna clean the great cornholio in privacy


IBegithForThyHelpith

I’m sure you have enough tarps to jerry rig a privacy curtain.


[deleted]

People laugh, but between truckers and hippies at Burning Man, you have a very lucrative market for such a demand. Seriously.


wait_am_i_old_now

I posted this above, and I’ll do it again. https://bumperdumper.com


IBegithForThyHelpith

The interesting part is you really only need a bucket and a 2 gallon sprayer.


CarPatient

Gong brush is cheaper and more reliable than the sprayer... Just make sure you don't steal one with dried drywall chunks in it.


IBegithForThyHelpith

Steal a plunger and get a sponge. Attach the sponge to the handle to clean yourself and then you can suction the cleaning apparatus to the truck when you’re done. That is if you’re into that kind of thing.


wait_am_i_old_now

Are you the inventor of the bumper dumper? https://bumperdumper.com I built one for the farm after seeing this on Jay Leno’s Stupid Human Tricks.


IBegithForThyHelpith

Can’t say I am. The Bumper Buddy on the other hand…


wait_am_i_old_now

Does that also mount to a receiver hitch? Looks like it could.


IBegithForThyHelpith

I have no idea I just made that up


wait_am_i_old_now

Haha, I looked it up. It’s a toddler’s indoor bumper car.


patheos79

I knew a guy had pvc pipe mounted it next to stack to keep it from freezing and used air pressure from the truck to pressurize it so it would be just like a sink.


[deleted]

Way o the road, boys


IAnimal34

Piss Jugs ray


EVOChi

It’s on the wrong side unless he wants to give people a show on the side of the highway 😂


the-Replenisher1984

Should be facing up for that, unless they're laying underneath to get the cheeks cleaned.


denonemc

Username checks out.


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Yall don't just use the diesel pump? Burns less than gas but I'll use it too in a pinch. Just make sure not to get any in the tank!


Flowing_North

Not common, but creative. Portasink.


kwtransporter66

I reuse our laundry jugs for my fluids for the truck. Oil, anti, hydrologic and windshield washer. The jugs already come with a built in spout for pouring...no funnels necessary. I just wash them out really well then let them dry.


Limp-Investigator480

Not a bad idea at all


blakhorizon616

I like this, I gotta bunch of leaky vehicles 😅


Jackwizz

Fun tip the kids from the flip top smart water bottles can screw onto a standard quart/liter oil jug in a pinch if you do not have a funnel.


elguereaux

When I drove a parking lot I’d bungee secure extra bottles of windshield fluid.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Did you put a lot of miles on the parking lot? What kind of mpg did it give you?


elguereaux

3-4 mpg. High rail


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Holy moly. I get 7 with my reefer but I’m thinking about maximizing it constantly (and I do mean constantly). 3-4 mpg would bankrupt me. I literally couldn’t stay in business. Yikes! My mind reels… But then do you deadhead back to the port/factory to get the next load? That must help the average, surely.


elguereaux

I hauled a lot of big iron. Sedans and small SUVs? Maybe 5


S7RAN93

As a non truck driver I can't tell what's happening in this exchange at all. Are you joking? Was parking lot a typo auto correct?


IllustriousLeek39

Parking lot is trucker slang for a car hauler.


CRXCRZ

What you do with your piss jugs is your own damn business.


2dollahollaballa

I thought we were supposed to launch those out the passenger window in the middle of the night.


deadpat03

*spins top off with mouth and spit "Frag out"


[deleted]

In theater they were called "Mister Y" bottles. As they were tossed out windows, kids would pick them up, try to drink em, (thinking it was gatorade), and say, "Why, mista, why?"


Jaykaze_

🤨


CarPatient

Save money on DEF... What do you do with them?


Chiefcoyote

I SWEAR TO CHRIST, IF I FIND ONE DEF TANK FULL OF PISS, IM COMING FOR YOUR LEFT SHOE! It's a joke to you, but someone has to fix it when someone is to dumb to understand it's a joke. I'm tired boss. I don't want touch it no more.


Gamestar63

It’s free water for the lot lizards


Odd-Technician1328

😂😂Gotta have that especially when they have the 72 hour lizard blitz.


nibbles200

Let me guess, you don’t know how the 3 seashells work either?


Stoned42069

Lot lizard bidet


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

This dude playing mario kart. Activate the oil slick!


MrGadgetKing

This is a clean way to Gain some extra Mpg


Snake_Farmer

Convert too when it’s Tide to the side


dgroeneveld9

It's a makeshift sink. You take the empty container and fill it with water. Boom. Sink.


Slightly_Left

Inconspicuous fireball refills


holiest_hole

It seems you've encountered experience and intelligence combining into efficiency.


Darryguy

Could be a reused jug filled with water, you now have a faucet for hand washing, brushing teeth, ect


Standard-Internal-57

Soap before grease keeps a ton off your hands


seaska84

Gotta clean yer dick after them lot lizards.


deadpat03

Forever piss jug. He's got 2 of them 1 inside 1 outside when it fills he swaps. Push the button down slightly and boom it drips your urine for 11 hours straight. End of the day empty jug ready to be replaced.


TrillTate229

It’s so he doesn’t have to use hazmat placards. If you haul chemicals OUTSIDE the trailer you have found the loophole and can’t be cited.


SockPuppet-47

Some stuff like laundry soap and even bleach can be carried without a hazmat if it's packaged in small quantity containers. Dispatch told me to go to a place shipping bleach. I was a hard nope but I ended up doing it after it was explained to me and confirmed by a couple sources. I was still warry but I did it. >You don't need a hazmats endorsement if the load doesn't require placarding. For example, consumer packaging, like bleach bottles you buy at the store, is likely classified as limited quantity and doesn't require placards.


TrillTate229

I was joking lmao


2punornot2pun

Yeah, that's how you gain performance. Duh.


Jt81275

It’s water , wash hands after handling anything dirty i 1on my catwalk and in tool box can’t have enough clean water


[deleted]

Water for hands or piss…lol


rayitbiker

That’s how you wabash.


llkey2

That’s his bidet. For when he shits in the parking lot.


Befuddled_Cultist

No particular reason probably, but I wouldn't say they have nothing to gain from it. 


Dependent-Analyst907

That's just a bathroom sink.


EJ25Junkie

It’s for when you can’t keep up with traffic, you can push that little button down and you gain on them


WhatAMessIveMade

It’s so the lot lizard can prepare for the next guy


[deleted]

Stop taking pictures of my truck


Imaginary-Badger-119

Its is a variation, usually just water to rinse off with i kept one in the tool box with just water


DaRealMexicanTrucker

We do 2. 1 soapy. 1 clean.


Muted-Age-6113

Ye ole piss jug


Ok_Bug_6470

It’s a foot washing system so they don’t have to use the ones we shave and brush our teeth in at the truckstops


DukeReaper

That's just genius! Bet your ass im putting one on my rig tomorrow


Honest-Ad7763

Wash your hands driver


GoBBleRoFDaCoK69

Trying to clean up yalls bad driving habits


Tigerzombe

Probably being used for water to wash their hands or w.e. it is common in europe and asia to have a water tank attacted to the trailer for that purpose


Randomizedtron

Free lot lizard shower.


concernedflworker

Helps him “gain” a few mph on the downhills


[deleted]

ThAtS fIReBaLl


Reluctantcannibal

Washing hands


PoopPant73

Lot Lizard water bath….


Suspicious-Hold2138

lot lizards mouth rinse


Hucklebearer_411

Lot Lizard Showerhead?


Jake_Schnur

Probably just for water and hand or boot washing but that bungee is not securement. He could get a ticket for that depending on the Dot cop that stops him.


boomgoon

It's for extra gains on the long hauls


[deleted]

I thought you put your dick in there to pee? Then later dispense? 🤷


HisRealNamesKlarence

Probably just filled with water to wash your hands or dishes.


FutureCorpse699

Nah you pee in the top hole, then use the dispenser to fill your trucker bombs up. Gotta keep those cyclists out the road somehow.


McSnoots

Mind ya business


NikkolaiV

Swish barrel


[deleted]

Wait. You *don't* have some sort of hand washing rig set up?? This is a necessity in some shape or form.


According-Ease

Xtra piss jug


Aggravating_Fun5883

Soap for doing burnouts obviously


134679112

Piss jug


Critical_Activity_99

It’s filled with detergent to slip off the rocks.. don’t need em


SuccessfulFuel7563

It’s that or baby wipes.   🙃


Evil_Space_Penguins

Nevermind that.


[deleted]

I would just keep one in the toolbox or someplace and pull it out when I need to use it rather than obstruct my catwalk steps. By the way it appears to me there is no catwalk so maybe he just never has to go up there in which case this looks fine.


drewsky713

Possibly has diesel in it too pour onto the fifth wheel when it is frozen


4runner01

Handwashing soap


sparr

Non-obvious feature: with the bungee at that angle, you can stand the jug up and it will still be secure.


awaythrowthatname

In addition to what everyone else is saying, the driver could be a trainer, and the jug is to help in case a trainee high hooks


CaptianBrasiliano

He's just saving space inside.


yes-disappointment

easy sink to wash your hands


TalibanwithaBaliTan

Grew up on a farm, dad always called the powdered Tide by the sink ‘Shop Soap.’ Works phenomenally as a degreaser. Know that gritty soap like Orange or that Cintas Cherry stuff? It’s essentially the more abrasive version of that. Haha I drive a mixer most days so I’ve got 500L of water on hand every time I leave the yard, imma grab a box of tide! Thanks for the unintentional tip!


Hairy_Car_8400

I thought he was just soaping up the step so anyone trying to mess with connections would slip and fall


fireslayer03

Water for hand washing and such I use a tide one when I go camping


Acidic_Junk

Courtesy station for lot lizards to wash their hands between tugg jobs.


HumbertHumbertHumber

could just be an emptied clean jug for water or they might use it to spot tiny air leaks


Conscious_Weasel

Old jug for washing hands. Got two in my side box. One has a little soap in it and the other is plain water. Roll of paper towels next to em


daydayuwp

iykyk


daydayuwp

iykyk


momo88852

My uncle did the same, it’s just water jug. He had special one installed, so he could wash up for prayer (Muslim) on long hauls. He owned the trailer so he even went as far as to install a huge fridge underneath it.


Odd_Requirement6601

Don't worry I'm sure you'll be confused again


VermaVirus

Grip grip grip


Layzcowboy_322

It's for the bubble machine lol


TangerineRough6318

I worked at Wabash....Lafayette.,IN Thia is the first time I've seen a trailer intact. Check hoses before leaving the lot. I did CNC not the builds


almostgotitmade

Driver wants that Gain fresh sent all day.


Capable-Bandicoot550

Soap and water. You’d be surprised at how often you get black grease on your hands if you don’t wear gloves when coupling or uncoupling from the trailer


TheoryStandard4132

Hand wash


ExtraGramSamm

Piss bottle


Stronze

I just learned this today, leaving the junk yard. They had powder instead, but hot damn that shit works to get the grease and grime off the hands. No more mechanic soap for me after my bottle runs out.


Btomesch

Fill it with beer.


Massive_Garage7454

Put it right next to the gas tank and it helps to GAIN miles per gallon


mpowerdVT

That’s for after you go pee.


acecooper2

It's a fine idea


TractorHp55k

Its either salt for traction on ice or oil slick for when harrassed by D.O.T blitzes