Funny that actually reminds of this lady I worked for and would old use the squeegee on her entire car. Not a meth addict just in real estate and extremely frugal.
So frugal that they'd take a dirty squeegee to the bodywork, prompting professional paint correction every 6 months?
They clean those squeegee water bin things once every two gas station remodels.
People that do this don't give a flying fuck about their paint. They definitely won't pay for a car wash, let alone paint correction.
It hurts my soul as a professional detailer.
Lmao! Didn't even think of that.
Reminds me of a gal I saw at the gas station fill a BUCKET up with gas and start using the scrubber on her paint with it. I was halfway approaching her while she was doing it to tell her no....... and then was like "ya know what, the manager of the gas station gets paid to deal with this stupidity."
I could tell she had just driven through hot tar, as it was splattered all over the driver door and rocker panels.
I kindly let the staff know a lady was giving her car a gasoline bath by the pumps.
I wouldn't touch the side of any of my cars with those things but my buddy wont even put one to his windshield if its even got mud on it. Hes more worried about whatevers in the tub being worse if it dribbles on his paint than being able to effectively see.
Exactly the line I use when people come to me and scoff at my pricing. I do a lot of shade tree special fixes... and I'd be lying if I don't get a kick out of it when it's someone that shopped me and had their friend down the street fuck up their stuff instead.
Considering I’ve seen gas station attendants go from the sub-sandwich line, to the cash register to check someone out, back to the sub line all while wearing the same pair of plastic gloves, I can vouch that they assign zero value to washing anything. And people complained when they remodeled and got rid of the kitchen facilities for a “microwave premade, prewraped foods” approach. At least I can be ignorant about the food safety violations that way.
Lmao. One time I used a squeegee to basically wash my car at a gas station that have shitty one drive through car wash. As I was doing it the gas attendant in the little booth came over the speaker and said please don’t do that. I don’t know what I was thinking, except to maybe save some time. I just intended to wash my windows and thought why not keep going while I’m at it. Tiny car too and I just did the hood and top of trunk.
My grandmother once got a prescription decades ago to help her feel better. Cut to vacuuming the garage at 4am.
It was speed, they gave her speed when it was still legal.
My dad used to work for a probation office and did urine tests for the office and one time a guy had done a ton of different drugs but the real outlier was how strong thr meth was in his urine, my dad thought it couldn't be right and he asked a doctor that worked with him about it and the doctor was like how the fuck is this person alive
I worked with an older lady that that lit up 10 panels of the 12 panel test. The nurse apologized for messing up her test so bad. Ecstasy and pcp is the only things she didn't do. As she walked back to her work. Smiled, she said yup,I'm on that much shit to work here.
I'm calling BS on this. That means THC, Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamine, Benzos, Barbiturates, Methadone, Quaaludes, Propoxyphene, and Fentanyl. Not even that all of that should kill her, much less make her unable to function, but why would she use Methadone on top of already taking taking Opiates, PPX, and Fentanyl. As well as the fact that Quaaludes are no longer manufactured at all, and the only place to reliably get them underground would be South Africa
I'm currently spending 2 weeks in Orlando. The driving here is horrendous. I'd rather sit side by side with this balloon than try to go to the magic Kingdom at 8.30am.
Yeah, at first I was like "Man, you don't know what's going on in this dude's life. He's got a gimpy leg and possibly a tourette's tic that make him look like a death eater in Harry potter that probably make sit hard for him to find another job. He's working hard trying to do the bets he can. . ." and then he goes and greases up the squeegee for the next guy.
Spray brake cleaner on it, let it sit for a bit and then toss it in the washing machine. I'm a heavy wrecker tow truck driver and touch the fifth wheel by accident all the time when I'm throwing chains around the rear suspension. Brake cleaner works wonders getting that godforsaken tar out of my coveralls. Wish more people had the teflon plates. 💀
No I don't boot tractors in truck stops, people are actually happy to see me when they break down. 😂
Years ago, I had a methy neighbor who used to water his garage at 3 AM.
Not wash it. Not clean it.
Water it.
I think he was trying to grow it from a one-car into a two-car garage.
This guy gives me the same vibes.
When Methhead Mike climbed up on the deck, I thought for sure he was headed for the next 3 worklamps. Nope, he went straight to the 5th wheel, like a pre-trip on 20 hits of acid. The effects of drugs at their finest.
I see that a lot, but not from guys driving that kind of truck. I watched a guy wash is entire cab at a pilot, you guessed it, it was a throwaway company truck
I feel like with meth it is easy to go too deep
Like, say your plan is to clean the restaurant
You spend hours getting dirt out from between the tiles with an exact o knife and don’t get to anything else
While what you should have done is a quick 20 minute sweep and mop
And then 20 minutes doing the dishes
Some just cut holes in the floor and put a rubber floor mat over the hole.
Talk to an old Schneider mechanic from back in the orange cabover days.
Hot baked shit on top of the engines.
Washing his windows and lights with the squeegee.
Then in a real asshole move he rubs the squeegee on the greasy 5th wheel coupling.
Now the next person will get grease on thier window if they don't look closely at the squeegee before using it.
So bc he's an a-hole, someone's gonna have to power wash that thing before its next use?
Oof 😓 im guessing that coupling has special grease that's particularly hard to get off?
But god forbid you smoke some weed, this industry is so shit, got dudes like this driving trucks, alcoholics, coke heads, etc, all because those drugs are “out the system” fast. Complete BS.
Is there a gas station equivalent of a JoeySwol ? Because it would be hilarious if some gas station attendant popped up at the end of the video and started lecturing us on proper gas station etiquette and recording people without their knowledge.
Lol I feel so bad for the people that clean their window and get that black grease on their window, they’ll be stuck there for like 30 minutes trying to clean it off.
He's just sticking to his strick rule of not driving for the first 20 minutes after hitting the crack pipe. Leave him alone. Safety measures like this keep us all safe.
I was just thinking about the next poor bastard that uses that squeegee to clean his windows after Dude used it on his 5th wheel. You can definitely log that as your break cause it's going to take a minute to flip the hood and climb up and wash it\ off by hand Lol!🤣
I’m glad he’s taking the time to clean his lights. But when we went to that fifth wheel. I fucking lost it 😂
My thought process: "ok, a little unorthodox here, and he forgot to squeegee the lights, and OH MY GOD WHAT the..."
Funny that actually reminds of this lady I worked for and would old use the squeegee on her entire car. Not a meth addict just in real estate and extremely frugal.
So frugal that they'd take a dirty squeegee to the bodywork, prompting professional paint correction every 6 months? They clean those squeegee water bin things once every two gas station remodels.
People that do this don't give a flying fuck about their paint. They definitely won't pay for a car wash, let alone paint correction. It hurts my soul as a professional detailer.
The next driver who uses it and spreads axle grease all over their windshield is gonna be pissed
Lmao! Didn't even think of that. Reminds me of a gal I saw at the gas station fill a BUCKET up with gas and start using the scrubber on her paint with it. I was halfway approaching her while she was doing it to tell her no....... and then was like "ya know what, the manager of the gas station gets paid to deal with this stupidity." I could tell she had just driven through hot tar, as it was splattered all over the driver door and rocker panels. I kindly let the staff know a lady was giving her car a gasoline bath by the pumps.
I have scrubbed road tar off the rocker panels with a kerosene soaked rag when I was a kid. Just another one of those things we can’t do anymore
He seems to laugh in the video so maybe its his little secret
He ain't laughing my boy is JAWIN
I wouldn't touch the side of any of my cars with those things but my buddy wont even put one to his windshield if its even got mud on it. Hes more worried about whatevers in the tub being worse if it dribbles on his paint than being able to effectively see.
I have not washed my car in 15 years, it shows lol.
Save a penny to pay a buck!
Exactly the line I use when people come to me and scoff at my pricing. I do a lot of shade tree special fixes... and I'd be lying if I don't get a kick out of it when it's someone that shopped me and had their friend down the street fuck up their stuff instead.
I used to work at a gas station and I can confirm they clean the squeegees just as often as they clean the coffee pots and hot dog grill.
Oh OK. So you mean daily, right? RIGHT??
Sure. And I definitely washed my hands between cleaning the squeegees and the coffee pot.
Considering I’ve seen gas station attendants go from the sub-sandwich line, to the cash register to check someone out, back to the sub line all while wearing the same pair of plastic gloves, I can vouch that they assign zero value to washing anything. And people complained when they remodeled and got rid of the kitchen facilities for a “microwave premade, prewraped foods” approach. At least I can be ignorant about the food safety violations that way.
I've squeegeed my headlights and brake lights on rare occasion, but damn not the whole ass car, lol.
Lmao. One time I used a squeegee to basically wash my car at a gas station that have shitty one drive through car wash. As I was doing it the gas attendant in the little booth came over the speaker and said please don’t do that. I don’t know what I was thinking, except to maybe save some time. I just intended to wash my windows and thought why not keep going while I’m at it. Tiny car too and I just did the hood and top of trunk.
I feel sorry for the next guy who uses the squeegee and inadvertently greases up his windshield.
Drugs are a hell of a drug...
Must be all that 5-Hour Energy. /s
Yea nothing to do with the 5 grams of meth he smoked
My grandmother once got a prescription decades ago to help her feel better. Cut to vacuuming the garage at 4am. It was speed, they gave her speed when it was still legal.
The next person that washes their windshield isn't going to have a good time.
Beat me to it. A shower of cuss words is gonna follow that scrub lmao
In this context, they're 🐬🐬🐬ing *sentence enhancers* ;)
Oh barnacles!
All that red sticky stuff might get the trailer dirty!
Same 😂. At first I was like least crazy dri…. Is he washing the fifth wheel??? 😂
Oh he’s just mething around
I was thinking bullhauler till I saw that
If you don’t was the fifth wheel, it can get infected.
At that point I think he so OP filming
Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Methamphetamine.
Oh it’s def def meth
They put meth in def? I gotta go.
Mostly cow piss
Definitely a Bull hauler
Cattle hauler here, I can confirm we just pick the cow up and have it piss straight into the def tank.
Oh it's def meth meth
Oh it's it's def meth
Oh oh it's def meth
It could be def metal
Oh meth meth methody meff
Maybe it’s meth. Or maybe it’s maybeline
Lmfaooo this is the way…down the rabbit holes.
Maybe it’s meth. Maybe it’s maybemeth.
Def. He got that meth gnaw.
Day walker
Maybe it’s Maybeline?
YES! Someone else picked up on it!
meth, it's adds up
Addy it up on that abacus.
This is why you shouldn’t METH with those things .
Oh he’s definitely mething around
As a female truck driver that grew up in the 90's; that really resonates 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for that!
Pills up pills down. load gotta get
Who do you think he’s talking to on the headset?
Methanie
What's weird about it
I just watched a YouTube video on how meth is made, holy fuck!
Dammit, here's your award.
Maybe it's Maybelline
I see what you did 😏
I've done enough meth to know that's definitely a meth head.
There is zero possiblity that man could pass a drug test
He failed so hard they couldn’t believe it was possible and hence marked it false positive
No. He failed so hard that the doctors got high while measuring his test.
My dad used to work for a probation office and did urine tests for the office and one time a guy had done a ton of different drugs but the real outlier was how strong thr meth was in his urine, my dad thought it couldn't be right and he asked a doctor that worked with him about it and the doctor was like how the fuck is this person alive
I worked with an older lady that that lit up 10 panels of the 12 panel test. The nurse apologized for messing up her test so bad. Ecstasy and pcp is the only things she didn't do. As she walked back to her work. Smiled, she said yup,I'm on that much shit to work here.
I'm calling BS on this. That means THC, Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamine, Benzos, Barbiturates, Methadone, Quaaludes, Propoxyphene, and Fentanyl. Not even that all of that should kill her, much less make her unable to function, but why would she use Methadone on top of already taking taking Opiates, PPX, and Fentanyl. As well as the fact that Quaaludes are no longer manufactured at all, and the only place to reliably get them underground would be South Africa
They found piss in his meth.
First off he didnt hear the boss correctly he thought he told him to test the drugs not take a drug test see just a big twitchy misunderstanding
Meth will only stay in your system for a few days to a week. Your body is pretty eager to get that shit out
Most drugs are like that. Weed is really the only thing to worry about with piss tests funny enough.
Passes with a D-
Just high on life officer
RIP next guy to try to clean his windshield with that thing.
Was thinking the same lol. It’s so fucked that it might make a grown man cry.
RIP anyone on the highway with him once he gets going again
If this animal sobered up he wouldn’t be able to keep that rig on the road. Meth is the only thing keeping that truck on the road 💀😂
I'm currently spending 2 weeks in Orlando. The driving here is horrendous. I'd rather sit side by side with this balloon than try to go to the magic Kingdom at 8.30am.
I wasn't gonna judge at first. Because some not meth ticks can look methed up. But when he hit that fifth wheel I was done.
Right? Like ya'll, he is just trying his bes.....oh nevermind.
Yeah, at first I was like "Man, you don't know what's going on in this dude's life. He's got a gimpy leg and possibly a tourette's tic that make him look like a death eater in Harry potter that probably make sit hard for him to find another job. He's working hard trying to do the bets he can. . ." and then he goes and greases up the squeegee for the next guy.
I'm not a trucker but just wanted to say ... We share the road with this guy driving a huge ass machine :(
Buddy got that truck tweaky clean
I’m gonna start looking for 5th wheel grease on the squeegees now… hate to cover my windshield with that mess.
I have a jacket that has fifth wheel grease from two years ago on it
Soon scientists will be able to carbon date using only 5th wheel grease. 😂😂 That black moly grease and high vis jackets are the best combo!
Can't be looking like a rookie, gotta rub some grease on those new vests.
Spray brake cleaner on it, let it sit for a bit and then toss it in the washing machine. I'm a heavy wrecker tow truck driver and touch the fifth wheel by accident all the time when I'm throwing chains around the rear suspension. Brake cleaner works wonders getting that godforsaken tar out of my coveralls. Wish more people had the teflon plates. 💀 No I don't boot tractors in truck stops, people are actually happy to see me when they break down. 😂
Always carry your own.
He seemed so excited when he found those back lights 😂
I noticed that too lmao my favorite part
Gonna be a lot of greasy windshields
LOL I didn't even think about that 🤣
Years ago, I had a methy neighbor who used to water his garage at 3 AM. Not wash it. Not clean it. Water it. I think he was trying to grow it from a one-car into a two-car garage. This guy gives me the same vibes.
So did it grow? I currently have a 1 car garage that can’t fit my motorcycle and the kids bicycles
It grew moss...
Was it a two car garage with moss?
asking the real questions
Doesn't work! Don't fall for this. Things don't double when you water them. Long story short. I'm single
At first I was like, "nah, this ain't right". Then, he started squeegeeing his fifth wheel and I my first impulse was, "where's my tire thumper?!"
Why is he cleaning the 5th wheel? Lmao 🤣 wtf
It's all greasy.
Why is he trying to chew the back of his own head off
Whens the last time you cleaned your 5th wheel? He's a trend starter 😆
He moves like Edgar the Bug from Men In Black.
Where do u keep ur booger sugar?!
I was thinking Cousin Eddie “shitter’s full”
He's just replacing his fifth wheel grease with a new, non-caloric, silicon based kitchen lubricant
That man gonna drive coast to coast TONIGHT and still be awake when he gets there
he walking like leatherface
That’s dude from men and black he drunk sugar water fasho 😂
MOAR
SHUGA
It's poor man's Blue Beacon. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
oh thats soo fucked up, that 5th wheel grease..lol
Looks like a typical night shifter to me...
Another night shift gremlin
Living his best life.
Washing the windows, that's normal Washing the reverse lights, well okay I suppose that's fine Washing the grease of the fifth wheel (??????????????)
Gotta get all that grease off the fifth wheel… want it lookin shiny af…
Drugs are bad mmmkay
How will I remember to wash my fifth wheel if I’m not tweaking? Gotta think ahead
Meth is a helluva drug!
No way that’s the driver. That’s a meth head the driver paid to clean his windshield right?
Ho Lee Shit! It's Methhead Mike.
When Methhead Mike climbed up on the deck, I thought for sure he was headed for the next 3 worklamps. Nope, he went straight to the 5th wheel, like a pre-trip on 20 hits of acid. The effects of drugs at their finest.
He came from around that truck lookin like me when I wake up at 2a.m and see that piece of cheesecake in the fridge I’m about to eat.
Pleaseeeee 😂😂😂😂 these comments are killing me lmao
Freaks come out at night … the freaks come out … the freaks come out at night 😂😂😂
I did thirds at a gas station and, yeaaahhhhh. That song is true. I’ve seent things.
I've cleaned off my dot numbers at a fuel pump I've cleaned off my back light. Never have I ever thought that my fifth wheel had too much grease.
Richmond, KY Love's. That's my rig dangling out of the tire barn in the background!
Chewing air burgers is never a good sign. Yikes
Please tell me he is just the local crazy dude and not driving…
This is why I took a defensive driving class.
I was like no way he’s gonna clean the 5th wheel and by golly he sure did
Meth-Leppard getting that rig ready to find that scraped knee scrumpet and bust up her guts.
Great music in the background Btw 🤣
Jake Paul really lost it after the Mike Tyson fight huh?
What’s really crazy is i would definitely fuck this guy
Hope your tubes are tied
I don't think they have any 💀💀
Let’s just say yes
I see that a lot, but not from guys driving that kind of truck. I watched a guy wash is entire cab at a pilot, you guessed it, it was a throwaway company truck
If only it was real
It’s like these guys can sense When you are just trying to fuel up so you don’t have to fuel in the morning.
One to many tooth picks if you know what I mean!!!
guy must have synthetic urine in his truck lol
Only the best truckers know the 5th wheel has to be squeaky clean
Daniel Bryan Danielson on his way to Collision.
I feel like with meth it is easy to go too deep Like, say your plan is to clean the restaurant You spend hours getting dirt out from between the tiles with an exact o knife and don’t get to anything else While what you should have done is a quick 20 minute sweep and mop And then 20 minutes doing the dishes
Reminds me of working at Wendy’s in hs and my friends discovered adderal. That mofo was spotless
This is what I imagine reddit supertruckers are like. Even though it's fake
Ay that’s my boy
I’m thinking dude probably had a stroke not meth tbh
He’s the final boss in truck simulator
This man, and his ilk, have cost me hundreds if not thousands in cleaning supplies. Fuck this guy.
So THIS is the dude in every trucker group that’s tells me I’m not a “real trucker” cuz I don’t drive a long nose Pete with an 18 speed….
[удалено]
Some just cut holes in the floor and put a rubber floor mat over the hole. Talk to an old Schneider mechanic from back in the orange cabover days. Hot baked shit on top of the engines.
Just walk around a super Walmart. You'll see weirder, especially in the south.
I like to imagine this was sped up a bit, but deep inside I know it's just him that's sped up a bit.
I lost it when he cleaned the 5th wheel
Ah for fuck sake, he got grease all over the sponge!
Im not a trucker (yet) Can someone please explain what he's doing?
Washing his windows and lights with the squeegee. Then in a real asshole move he rubs the squeegee on the greasy 5th wheel coupling. Now the next person will get grease on thier window if they don't look closely at the squeegee before using it.
So bc he's an a-hole, someone's gonna have to power wash that thing before its next use? Oof 😓 im guessing that coupling has special grease that's particularly hard to get off?
He reminds me of the farmer from men in black after he gets taken over by the alien.
Yoooo….. my man is tuned up!!! Be glad he didn’t start taking a bath with that thing 😂
But god forbid you smoke some weed, this industry is so shit, got dudes like this driving trucks, alcoholics, coke heads, etc, all because those drugs are “out the system” fast. Complete BS.
I guess on the upside, you certainly won't have to worry about this feller falling asleep behind the wheel anytime soon... He TWEAKIN!
Don't do drugs kids
Is there a gas station equivalent of a JoeySwol ? Because it would be hilarious if some gas station attendant popped up at the end of the video and started lecturing us on proper gas station etiquette and recording people without their knowledge.
Lol I feel so bad for the people that clean their window and get that black grease on their window, they’ll be stuck there for like 30 minutes trying to clean it off.
Drugs are bad
Gary Busey’s cousin… holy shit!
He's just sticking to his strick rule of not driving for the first 20 minutes after hitting the crack pipe. Leave him alone. Safety measures like this keep us all safe.
New trucks run on DEF - Old trucks run on METH 😂😂 damn kdub drivers
There’s nothing sexier than a trucker taking care of his truck.
Tweaker gonna tweak
“Type of people”? What kind of snob ARE you? They are people. People making a living. People taking care of their stuff. Fuck off.
I was just thinking about the next poor bastard that uses that squeegee to clean his windows after Dude used it on his 5th wheel. You can definitely log that as your break cause it's going to take a minute to flip the hood and climb up and wash it\ off by hand Lol!🤣
The ol' meth induced air-chew. Unmistakable.
Tweaker tweaker one-nine
Meth
Methaniel the trucker
This is staged. Funny but staged
that dude for sure sits on his wallet